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smellingKPEKUS:
10years ago, while my parents where giving me and my bros money for school fees, they paid for shool fees and other fees, while i saved mine 4 years later they graduated and i told my family i have 2 extra years, they paid more fees and i saved it , i was also doing business by the side. 3 years ago, i summed up all the cash and travelled to europe. today, one of my bro earns 120 to 150k, the other one is jobless. they all depend on me for support. now i am a millionaire and i am going back to school like a don.
guys education in naija is rubbish. use the money to learn trade or do better biz

this method cannot work for everyone.
Cos the way you made up your story, it looks so easy and a strightforward thing.
You see, I dont like giving advise when it comes to schooling or going for biz, you know whats best for you, you know your strenght and weakness, so dont let anyone dictate for you.
As for me, till i die, i dont think i can venture into entrepreneur in full, that is, leaving my 9-5job and delving fully into biz, I will crumble.. Not even with what im projecting about my job.
SO bottom line is know whats good for yourself and apply it appropriately

Organs:
True, however, not in that position and not that fake doctored video.

1)Not in that position: I read the aricle again, it mentioned no sex position, be it missionary or any style, it occurs when the Vvagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina.
2)Doctored Video: I dont know how that video is doctored, it looks real and just an amateur reporter and maybe bad Camera. You can help explain and point out those parts tht looks fake.

Eriokanmi:
im not lying bros. And I didn't write it to impress anyone. I witnessed it

nooo, I no argue,

Jazz dy tru true.

ThatFairGuy1:
Penis captivus. NOTHING LIKE MAGUN

very true bro,
ive read an article on that medical condition, however, don't you think the charm, probably made with leaves and herbs, can induce and trigger that medical condition.

Organs:
May God bless you. The video is fake and doctored. You can tell easily. First thing that you'll notice the woman was moving and attempting to stand straight and the man was not feeling any discomfort to his penis. Also at that position, how can the dick be inside the woman? Onless the man has a 12 inch dick. People can be stupid.

Medically, its very possible

readup "penis Captivus" then we can talk better

Eriokanmi:
magun no sabi science oo. Charm dey for real . You don see where dem shoot pesin for chest and the bullet commot for handle? I've seen it live before in oke ado ibadan when about 13 smugglers drove cars into town one evening from cotonou. See police dey chase dem. Somewhere around first gate of liberty stadium the chief smuggler stopped and asked his team to also park. He confronted the police team chasing them and said, you asked for money on the expressway, I offered you but you refused. I wanted to give you one car instead but you refused so what are you now doing in the city? The oga for the police com veex say, shey na me you dey talk to like dat, you dey craze? I go shoot you now and noting go happen. The man said, whosai! You no fit. The police man now aimed the chief smuggler in the chest and the bullet came out of the gun butt and hit the policeman, na die instanta. The second officer did same, the bullet commot hit am for head, see as head take scatter. The remaining 4 officers now said wherever he goes, they must go with him see crowd. I can't forget the event. Jazz dey oo magun dey too.

This short story make sense die.
You fit write am give Ibrahim Chatta

So these people can lock up schools cos of corona virus but can't stop hosting an crowdy campaign.

I've forgotten sef, maybe the cliche 'school na scam'has gotten to the right authorities so dy decided to just help us achieve our aim..

your mouth ehen, he will just call fire to consume you there, you are joking with fire you this man

Galactico4ever:
It's high time you're taken up to heaven, just like Enoch and Elijah.

Someone on twitter said Mali's coup is more peaceful than Nigeria's election ......

Lets see if this edo election will put hat tweet to shame.

Be like say Lukaku dy suffer from heart break

Before i read the story, when i saw pack out or buy land.
Id wanted to advise you to buy land, so you pack out nd start sleeping on the land. God loves a humble beginning.
Abi Righteousness899, you no reason with me

baliyubla:
“Bepour we came on bord in 2015, Boko Haram were okwufying territories, but now ze are not Okwufying any, as we have suckceded in fushing zem to za banduriz of lake chad Bazin and ze only attack soft targets.” Mohamaddu Buhari.

What a disaster the Lifeless dullard turned out to be.

i swaer, you got it right,

my man of the match is Kimpembe.

That guy was exceptional thi night

joyandfaith:
oh. Thanks to messi for being barca president, coach, captain and striker. all hail king messi.

you forgot to add sport director and scout

Without an iota of doubt, that Leizbig Goal keeper don play over 1.5.... Cos if e no play, that 2nd goal that clear intentional loss of ball.. you see all your players, yoiu vex give PSG ball

Naggelsman don vex commot suit ooo

using wihich formular, na wetin do Ciroma Chukwuma Adekunle wey make am write Waec for 30yrs be this oo

nNEOo:
Bayern 12
Lyon 3

DrAbayomi:
Psg1:0leipzig. A new member... Can I get some likes.

Docky sef don find babes come nairaland

lemme show you around, doctor.

You see that man called Lala, he's the snake master, if you want any of your topic to get to frontpage, just post anything , I mean anything about snake... Count 1-10, your topic will get to promise land.
FTC is a wonderful title, I heard they are usually paid in hard currency, that's y some people can dedicate FTC to everyone including their ancestors.
Space bookers, these are FTC that couldnt make it to FTC... these ones have nothing to say, after reading a long story, you see them replying with odd characters.

Den don't fall for (F) at the front of some monikers, na one ugly mucheche guy dy their.

And you see some girls here like money than their life.... one popular one has her moniker starting with O and ends with I...
i cannot say more that,

Glossary
FTC-First to Comment
LALA-Lalasticlala, the snake master
F- Female

I leave you in safe hands

Ayemileto:


If PSG win, then Na to support Bayern tomorrow.

PSG vs Bayern final will be explosive.

But deep down,I want RB Leipzig and Lyon to make it through. Just that the final will likely be boring.

even if you no support bayern, who won win that match before

Study the geometric and arithmethic progression and answer the question that follows:

Bayern 4' Che 1
Bayern 8 Bar 2
Bayern ------ Lyn ---------


See ya

you fit predict tommorow match sef

seunny4lif:

No be small thing
I fear all those French speaking countries forces than anything

Niger police are even more craze

Francophone police : commatu ta pe?
comma serva?

me: ehen, sir, ehen ehen

before you know you don enter prison sharp sharp

Awon ppl yen ya were gan

seunny4lif:
It can never happen in West or East Nigeria.
Northern Nigeria shops are mostly not locked and yet those guys don’t rob the shops.


I used to work at the MMA and I discovered our mentality has a Nigerians is to steal and blame it on devil or government if caught.

Senegalese police will inform you to come to station yourself.
If I report someone to the police
They will give me a letter to give the person
Once the person collects the letter from me then the person must appear in the station
Failure not to appear can land you 3 weeks in prison without even looking at your case.

Many Nigerians have ended in Senegalese jails for useless crime and many so called big boy Nigerians have slapped or beaten up Senegalese police thinking they are dealing with Nigeria police officers.
They will not even look at their cases even through many were innocent but sentence to over 10 years in prison.

lool

you see, when you are talking about stricts and crazy armed forces in w/Africa, dont even talk about Francophone countries, esp if you dont understand French again, d speed at which dy will determine your case ehen

This buy out clause iw what i don't understand
is that the amount any club that wants him will pay or what?

Alpha100:
Messi cut a disillusioned figure as the Catalan giants crashed out of the Champions League at the quarter-final stage in Lisbon after suffering an 8-2 hammering by Bayern Munich.

It has reportedly led Messi to consider his future - and Brazilian outlet Esporte Interativo claim that he is demanding an immediate exit having grown frustrated at the lack of planning at the club and caused him to lose faith in their sporting plans.

The report - which comes from the same source that first reported Neymar's move to Paris Saint-Germain in 2017 - adds that Messi has become more isolated at the club than ever before after his wait for his first Champions League title since 2015 continued on Friday.

Messi also cut a desolate figure last month after his side were pipped to the LaLiga title in by arch rivals Real Madrid, which was their first league title since 2017.

The 33-year-old criticised his team-mates after conceding the title to Zinedine Zidane's side and warned them they would have to perform much better in Portugal this month.

But despite a Messi-inspired performance seeing them past Napoli, they were embarrassed by the Bundesliga champions to leave Messi further frustrated.

In the long-term, Messi has spent 12 months battling club president Josep Bartomeu and the Nou Camp hierarchy regarding the direction the club is heading in currently.

The news comes after reports that Manchester City believe that they are best placed to sign the Argentina star.

The report claimed Man City would pay 'whatever it takes' to lure him over to the Etihad Stadium and reunite with former manager Pep Guardiola.

City could however face competition from Inter Milan, with their former director Massimiliano Mirabelli claiming his signing 'is more than a dream' for the club.

But City's reportedly believe that they will be at the front of the queue if the six-time Ballon d'Or winner decides to seek a new challenge.

But Sky Sports pundit Graeme Souness believes city rivals Manchester United should make a sensational move for Messi.

He told The Times: 'This would be the perfect week to put a bid in for the 33-year-old Argentinian and I could easily see him playing in Manchester — at either United or City.'

Messi has spent his entire professional career with Barca, but with one year remaining on his contract he could be eyeing the exit door.

He has a clause in his contract that allows him to leave for free at the end of every season but that expired at the end of May.

His current £635million buy-out clause is a concern for most potential suitors, but Barcelona may be forced to sacrifice their most precious asset to make bring about the desired summer overhaul at the Catalan outfit.

Mundo Deportivo reported that the club only consider Messi and four others as unavailable for transfer, but their hand could be forced if Messi pushes for a move.

SOURCE: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8633221/amp/Lionel-Messi-tells-Barcelonas-hierarchy-wants-leave-summer-frustrated.html

Jus joking ooo, before you come for head, HBut check the travel section of nairaland, you will see someone who can put you thru better,, always rep us well pls

What of weed rolling

i heard its a good skills also

The Shk na swegbe.. Imagine Bayern catch these ones for super cup with this their current form,

Very true write up,

but for me, I dumped my girlfriend few months after nysc, I couldn't afford extra baggage.. like i just sat down and i observed everything, Me that i cannot even fend for myself, still struggling hard to even get money to attend interviews and you expect me to be show love and care. Even tho shes not a demanding girl, but she was demanding for my time and attention which was all concentrated on finding and a job... and sometimes she always wants us to hangout,
Hnagout when I've calculated that in a week i will get an interview to attend, will i use my tfare to now hangout>

I just summoned courage and did the needful.

although some other factors are attached.

But my own is, if you are mentally,emotionally and financially not capable to keep a relationship after service, just end it and focus on yourself. Life after service is not funny.I thank God for life anyway

Na when i still be undergrad this shit dy shack me,

ohh, my school dy top this school, my school better pass this school.

as I don comot now, my eye don clear..

the establishment created to fight against kidnapping and insecurities has one of her member kidnapped
na who go solve the matter

this guy think say na Deportivo dem won follow play

Even lewandowski sef bring ehen own house... no leave no transfer.

as at the time it was 5-2
i swaer i fit sell my papa house take the money stake say bayern go still score...
with the way does guys played

thank God theres no second leg

Kylekent59:
I just staked Bayern to score the 6th goal with 700k

700,000x 1.65 = 1,155,000

Bayern plzz ooo

i dy tell you bro
e be like say i win jackpot today
as coutinoh come spoil everything again....

Reussite:
Boy my joy was too much to type anything .....one of my happiest moment in watching a football game.....seeing Barca losing 8-2 to Bayern Munich was such a funny sight...it reminded me of Ger 7 vs Bra 1 ....1st half 4-1 2nd 4-1 .....8 - 2 ....Messi fans how far? it's only against Napoli they have mouth....even Chelsea was not this poor ....is this even a team? ...even Coutinho a player on loan to Bayern even used Barca to shine

messi: this time no dy move nii, abi make i form injury