Makaveli217:


The memories these phones left behind supersedes that of iPhone and even android.

Wait till 20yrs time before you know can judge which memory will linger more.

You are still seeing IPhone around, it hasn't gone into oblivion.
You will agree wirh me that before these phones we are even remembering, there are other older generation.
Panasonic and the likes

The good thing is those who engages in pre marital sex knows what they are doing is wrong. That's why some will prefer to keep the babe they really want to marry and start knacking girls that are loose

In 20yrs to come, we will start talking about iPhone 12 pro max and the rest in this manner.
*Who remembers thus phone* blah blah blah.

grandstar:
This looks like a comedy skit and not a real life drama.

Exactly...

Lets wait till tomorrow morning before we start commenting.
I'm having a feeling it's a skit.

People can go any extent for skit now o

Hadizometer:
Right now I'm depressed,
Oh lord, pls when?

God when?

Shey you still get mama??

LearnEasy:
This thing is real.

Very real...

This new variant seems to be deadlier

MakotoShishio:
9,057 Travellers Disappear



https://punchng.com/covid-19-third-wave-states-run-out-of-vaccine-9057-travellers-disappear/

The delta Variant is not a Joke oo.. I was hooked with one last week and I can tell you, if not for God and my strong immune system, I for don go..

Lets go back to using mask and other practises that were in place during the first wave

Odingo1:

Man how is Gambia now, I miss my Fula and Madinka babes, good old days

I don't have any girl here ..
I don't really enjoy their vibes..Maybe it's just me

Peterlawyer:
Hi bro i need ur help I'm a physics graduate about rounding up my masters I have plans of traveling out after my msc I missed a chance of traveling to Turkey last year because of coronavirus I'm beginning to think of this Gambia after following this tread sir I want to travel next year after my Program hook me up sir

As I said earlier, I'm not into the teaching area. I work with a research institute.. However, I know a couple of people who started off by teaching school.

We can chat.

Odingo1:

I am trying to say that the stronger the currency the harder to get it. The richest man in Gambia is step stop pharmacy from Imo state. White people work for him in his biggest pharmacy shop in that country. No Nigerian living in Germany is richer than him. I am just comparing how I cannot afford a flat in Germany but can afford it comfortably in Gambia.

Stop step beside medicare at Turn table ??

I've been here for almost 2yrs now. 4 months after my NYSC, I left Nigeria for internship in a research institute. I'm stoll working there anyway. My only regret is to have stayed in Nigeria 4months after service. Wasted 4 fucking months

Just stay focus with whatever you plan to achieve here, it might sound like a cliché, focus focus focus!!
But trust mw, that's the motto here for a serious minded Nigerian. You hustle like you know no one and trust me, it might be rough at first oo, but things will surely fall into right places for you.

feelgoodstuffs:


Brother it depends on what you’re doing in Gambia, I know people who have build more than 4 houses living in Gambia, I don’t need to say what I’ve achieved in that country, I have visited SA and Turkey but I feel Gambia is better, maybe if I enter Germany or US I will achieve more

I see Gambia more like a stepping stone yo greater height, that's if you don't find this place comfortable. I know so many medical doctors that are practising here. Some have left to other countries while some are still around.

A Nigerian family residing in Nigeria

The OP wants us to know that the madness is right at our doorstep

JIBYAT:
I'll be in The Gambia very soon can we connect pls ?

Sure, no issues.

Just lemme know when you are around

You can also PM me

ChizzyBuna:

She been complain say she miss her period but I no reason am say na Belle be that

From all your story, e be like say you don prepare right from time to be papa bomboy

You dy knack girl steady steady, she tell yoi say she miss period, you no reason belle.

Me wey say If I knack girl once, even after double factor authentication ( Condom and Postinor 1) I go still dy do follow up till after 30days..

Alaye

unbiased2021:
Is Nigeria still a country ? I only know of Mexico



You see how ignorant you are to think everyone on Nairaland lives in that hell hole that kills career and opportunities?

If you like continue spitting on the floor cos I guess you don’t even have a rest room to start with.
FYI; I’m not your mate. First of all I don’t use small data or Chinese phone. Only a month of my internet subscription spending can pay all your bills(electricity, transportation,food, etc) for a month.
Talk about Chinese phone; the value of my phone can comfortably pay your tuition for 4 years in any state university in that geographical expression called Nigeria.
And please don’t think I’m living a miserable life like yours to support mediocrity.
Nigeria isn’t a nation , but a mere geographical expression.
Sink that into your skull.

Agba!!!!!
Shey make I send my aza

Tuition fee for Kaduna state university na fire now oo

Amotolongbo:
Because Fatima ndo yeye yeye yeye

Omo yen ndo
Omo yen ndo

The man is resting in mortuary now


What kinda pathetic humorous ending is that??

Law is still a noble profession cos if I may, my lord, if I may... May I my lord, bring to this honourable court my lord.

Mikecold:
Moonslams come and tell us what Islamabad is doing in your region

If they want to eradicate innovation, they shouldn't have used that bus. They should rather use camel to achieve their aim.

Fools

Kandeed:


what is the name of that small community sef, I guess kauran or something Mehnn those guys are so down to earth when it comes to care

What year did you serve there

Kandeed:
Nice one from the troops and most importantly Yan sakai vigilantees who has always ensured the safety of Kebbi indigenes. maybe what they said that what this government cannot destroy does not exist. Kebbi was that silent, quiet state who don't hit the news for anything either good or bad, but now it's bout championing the news for anything terror of recent.

Shout out to my Gwandu folks, angel in human skins that really treated me like their own when I was in Kebbi, may this terror never reach u guys.

Where in Gwandu did you stay??

I stayed at Kambaza...
I know Masama,
Dalijan.
Good old place

Bigii:
Imagine this guy collapse in Nigeria. Na grave straight


The last footballer that collapsed in Nasarawa pitch never return till today.


Buhari e no go better for you!

Dy calm down bro

415volt:
This man will run mad one day.
I blame the news media that gives him audience everyday

Of all the drama going on, I hate this man more than Buhari sef.
Everything he say annoys me to my bone marrow

babythug:


Please I’d like to contact you regarding lasu transcript. If you don’t mind

No issues

powerbank100:
This story hit home and i can relate so i shed a tear. God dey, the first rule in life is trust NO ONE. you came alone and you will depart alone.

You might want to listen to BLESSED (schoolboy Q ft Kendrick Lamar) while reading while you light up a blunt, it'd help you a lot


Know this and know peace.

you can hit the ground running with a few tips below I you don't have any profitable venture at the monent, this..can be applied to almost anything if you think critically.


imma keep it real with you like my brother from another mother, The educational system in Nigeria has been watered down a great deal but there are still opportunities for grassroot hustlers, best believe that.

All you need now is a hustler's ambition / mindset, you need to grind like one who has no mother or father, its cold out there.

In Nigeria, there are two classes of people (Living things and non living things)...you need to be amongst the living and stop whinning and complaining about this and that, nobody has it easy. If everyone comes to Nairaland beer parlor with his or her story, you go thank God for your life.

Bum imma share some gems with you real quick and if you are street wise, you will take action immediately.

If you must make it in Nigeria, you must think like an OUTLAW. push your fine boy and degree aside, roll up your sleeves and hit the ground running.

however, If you are techy (digital marketing, ecommerce, mini importation)

If you are dead broke don't venture into programming, you cannot effectively learn programming on an empty stomach with lack of data


If you are hands on Plumbing, woodwork, electrical, interior design solar design and installation, phone and laptop repair


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat,
ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...We all blessed my nigga !

Reach me privately if you are interested in gadget importation and sales from US.

Whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.

Respect bro...
Thanks for the advise.
Its not just for the OP..
Its for everyone

Well done sir

Staphylococcus:
I use to believe Davido had sense when he named this girl "Imade". Very classy and unique name.

But when he named his boy "Ifeanyi" thats when I confirmed that dude got egg-roll in his skull. How can you name your first boy like a deity worshipped with palm-oil in Ebonyi state. Name that they haveused and over-used in Ladipo and Alaba market.

You cannot even package the name. Ify or Ifean

It would have even been better if he named the boy Play-Station or Xbox

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Maaan, you be clown

Fantazy:
A mango seed is big enough not to penetrate one's throat with ease na. How did you manage to do that!

Anyway, just look for one comfortable area (a nearby bush) and seat there comfortably.
So you can start growing. that seed must not waste.

Folklore....
The old MANgo tree..

Your story go sweet die

ChimubuChi:
I pray for divine intervention in Jesus' name, Amen.

Don't waste your prayers sis, this one just won catch cruise