₦airaland Forum

Amotolongbo:
Because Fatima ndo yeye yeye yeye

Mikecold:
Moonslams come and tell us what Islamabad is doing in your region

Kandeed:
what is the name of that small community sef, I guess kauran or something Mehnn those guys are so down to earth when it comes to care

Kandeed:
Nice one from the troops and most importantly Yan sakai vigilantees who has always ensured the safety of Kebbi indigenes. maybe what they said that what this government cannot destroy does not exist. Kebbi was that silent, quiet state who don't hit the news for anything either good or bad, but now it's bout championing the news for anything terror of recent.

Shout out to my Gwandu folks, angel in human skins that really treated me like their own when I was in Kebbi, may this terror never reach u guys.

Bigii:
Imagine this guy collapse in Nigeria. Na grave straight


The last footballer that collapsed in Nasarawa pitch never return till today.


Buhari e no go better for you!

415volt:
This man will run mad one day.
I blame the news media that gives him audience everyday

babythug:
Please I’d like to contact you regarding lasu transcript. If you don’t mind

powerbank100:
This story hit home and i can relate so i shed a tear. God dey, the first rule in life is trust NO ONE. you came alone and you will depart alone.

You might want to listen to BLESSED (schoolboy Q ft Kendrick Lamar) while reading while you light up a blunt, it'd help you a lot


Know this and know peace.

you can hit the ground running with a few tips below I you don't have any profitable venture at the monent, this..can be applied to almost anything if you think critically.


imma keep it real with you like my brother from another mother, The educational system in Nigeria has been watered down a great deal but there are still opportunities for grassroot hustlers, best believe that.

All you need now is a hustler's ambition / mindset, you need to grind like one who has no mother or father, its cold out there.

In Nigeria, there are two classes of people (Living things and non living things)...you need to be amongst the living and stop whinning and complaining about this and that, nobody has it easy. If everyone comes to Nairaland beer parlor with his or her story, you go thank God for your life.

Bum imma share some gems with you real quick and if you are street wise, you will take action immediately.

If you must make it in Nigeria, you must think like an OUTLAW. push your fine boy and degree aside, roll up your sleeves and hit the ground running.

however, If you are techy (digital marketing, ecommerce, mini importation)

If you are dead broke don't venture into programming, you cannot effectively learn programming on an empty stomach with lack of data


If you are hands on Plumbing, woodwork, electrical, interior design solar design and installation, phone and laptop repair


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat,
ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...We all blessed my nigga !

Reach me privately if you are interested in gadget importation and sales from US.

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Staphylococcus:
I use to believe Davido had sense when he named this girl "Imade". Very classy and unique name.

But when he named his boy "Ifeanyi" thats when I confirmed that dude got egg-roll in his skull. How can you name your first boy like a deity worshipped with palm-oil in Ebonyi state. Name that they haveused and over-used in Ladipo and Alaba market.

You cannot even package the name. Ify or Ifean

It would have even been better if he named the boy Play-Station or Xbox

Fantazy:
A mango seed is big enough not to penetrate one's throat with ease na. How did you manage to do that!

Anyway, just look for one comfortable area (a nearby bush) and seat there comfortably.
So you can start growing. that seed must not waste.

ChimubuChi:
I pray for divine intervention in Jesus' name, Amen.

Muyiwaipere:
I started work as a technical operator in a popular Chinese company.He was really impressed at the way I handled the work and machine in the first day

the next day he asked me about the working process of the machine which I told him perfectly cause I am this fast learner

Guess what caused wahala o...he asked where I wrote it down and I said I have it all in my head ..

Bros no be small thing o...e change am for me funish and gimme two days pay say make I Dey go

BeeBeeOoh:
Me supported Atiku? Oga! E be like sey you need medicated glasses as e dey so oh??


Form supporting an Octogenarian to a Septuagenarian, oga Seún, abeg who do you this thing?

Starzo:
but a few months ago arsenal fans were saying he (arteta) was the one behind guardiola's success. Some people can talk nonsense sha

Suspect33:
Dortmund don mess up, Haaland shouldn't have come, like this Haaland won't return to Germany, Man City will buy him after the match

jaelz:
So I was hosting an uncle of mine and we were discussing about why he wasn't wearing his ring, to my utmost surprise he said he wears his ring any day his wife wears hers. I was shocked though but my mind drifted back to me so many of my friends and relations who also do not wear their rings again even despite being married.

Back in the days I know you only take off your ring when you want to flirt abi play away matches, but these days it's almost as if they take off their wedding rings immediately after those church weddings.

So my question is why?

inumidun2010:
Only God knows the kind of material he used in MANUFACTURING this MAN'S HEART...



Politicians come and learn ooooo... Ordinary Bridge made with 2by2 plank, Una don put am 4 Social Media... The church is MARCHING ON and the gate of MURIC , HERDSMEN and LIEING MOHAMMED shall not PREVAIL....

migrantDentist:
you can't apply from outside
you need to relocate
apply to as much schools as you can
especially during the long vacation
i'm sure you ll get a job.
2 problems,
cost of living is high
accommodation is expensive
if the problem isn't an issue for you. then you are good to go.
some schools pay equivalent of 14000 naira (2000 dalasis)
whilst intl schools pay as much as 70000 naira (10000 dalasis)
rent in urban area cost as much as 10000 dalasis per month depending on number of rooms
rent in rural area can be as low as 1000 dalasis per month
transportation is generally 8 dalasis per drop
nigerian diet is available in serrekunda market..

StacyO:
Sure win for Chelsea.

ElGood:
As a biochemist. I want to work in this Gene sequencing lab to pursuit a career.

bcomputer101:
Congratulation Joseph Adekunle Biden Bidemi

Pavore9:
Semiu! Though there are times I tend to miss the madness of the Lagos conductor and the drama that acts out in those buses but certainly wouldn't want to live there permanently again, born and raised there is enough to last a lifetime!

ngadaAwo:
where's the river?