Wetin I go tell my father if I come back I no make am?

We had to buy it during the covid 19 saga to use in our local bar.now it's just sitting idle...anyone interested in buying it shld pls indicate.i reside in kaduna state

Ashirawealthy1:
Am a graduate, am educated, am financially independent but immediately you ask for a relationship note the following;
1 No matter how much i make per month, i will never give you more than 1k for free.
2 My burden automatically becomes yours.
3 I will never phone call you for long talk with my own airtime.
4 payment of all my bills become yours hairmaking, spa and beauty inclusive.
4 Even if you come to my house and eat, i will still later cunningly collect the money back either by hook or crook.

If your fiance or boyfriend isnt settling the bills, aunty ya being used, RECEIVE SENSE !
I dont give a bleep all u think i offer, she who have ears, let her hear!!
NOTE: modified : MY PRINCE charming is clocking 3 soon so what the fvck am i searching for.

I fvck for strictly fvck, if u wanna get entangled in a relationship joor be prepared for a lot of bill.

so wetin u dey feel like nw?mtcheew,illiteracy

Start by telling her that buhari has appointed new service chiefs.i swear it will turn her on

I am nt sure of what i would do if it was me.chinese company shld send me that amount so that i will confirm if i am an honest person or not

Chii59:
"Have you eaten?" Major turn off
"I don't have friends" This one has a problem which I'm not willing to partake in.
"When are you coming to my place?" Is your house a tourist destination?
"I'm not the religious type" That's OK, you're not my type.
"I'll call you later in the evening" doesn't call till a month later My word is my bond, if yours isn't, you aren't sh*t
Talkative Unintelligent Cheat Doesn't respect boundaries/Insensitive Asking for nude pics Picking his nose in public Dirty feet Liar/Dishonest Narcissist Godless Lazy Two-faced "My mother is always right" "My family is always right" Stingy!! Misogynist etc etc All are a major turn off.

anty ur switch don spoil,nothing fit turn u on

heniford2:
will love to shave it off though i enjoy touching it when am alone

yeah bro...i love the scent i perceive wen i rub it and then sniff my hand,it gives me a hard on

Pls hw good is umi 7a pro,and what is d current price?

She is guilty of having a ''smelling toto''

Virtual! Virtual!! Virtual!!! Wetin u do me na only God go forgive u.if to say i get strong mind i for don already commit suicide.i still cnt believe dat i hav been able to stop dat shit.

muderer...u just killed a stray animal and u r already feeling like one conqueror.ignorant pple will never be liberated from their mental slavery

UyaiIncomparabl:


Your blood ain't shit. Don't desecrate the name of Jesus by comparing a mere blood that you own with His. Only those who are loyal to God and will be raptured will go to Heaven.

make sure u understand something before saying something.Redeeming himself with his blood means he rather suffers physical torture and tribulation,and make heaven,rather than receive the mark,enjoy pleasures on Earth and then go to hell.i know u will still not understand

disgusting...e better make dem give me cigar wey dem smoke remain make I finish am

op u r very unserious walahi...rubbish

I swear fury go kill AJ,e better make he jejely find im mate

disgusting...see as the nyash dey corner corner

Amatarasha:
Note:

Oh my sweet Mods
pls don't remove d topic pls ,here isn't prison now, besides am Igbo 2 ,so no shaken...wat dey do isn't that cool to their own sistas
They aren't even honourable Igbo boys ,but my mama say I be Igbo type of igbo ...list are
Kingarthur21 astrog Ubunja omar09(transgendered) blinking001 lightangel65 Mvpestly kingsteve etc

Pls u guys shud grow up n stop harassing innocent females here , is so unfair , that u don't have respect for women , u talk like na wood born u, u even go on to insult Igbo women here , u know wat ,I may have Yoruba blood in me but ,I am a proudly Igbo girl, nwa ihiala , if u can't manage my ecstasies with that of my sisters from portharcourt n Abia , u burn ok, I don't give a fvck

IF corona hunger dey catch u ,abeg no be me cause ur frustration oo,

this girl must be high on wet weed.

Bros check am well,ur liberation na counterfeit.ur stupidity dey intact

marry in haste,repent at leisure

make he use d snake skin sew boxers abeg

All of una wey dey hail the guy no know wetin dem dey call strategy...he know wetin he dey do

BlueShine:
Guys I'm heart broken right and I'm deep shit.

I met this quiet girl at a supermarket in warri about last 2 months. Pretty and very polite. We became friends, asked her out and she agreed, we have been dating for over 2 months now and we have never had sex because I wanted to give the relationship time since I was not dating her because of sex.

Now the worst has happened. We had sex day before yesterday when she came to my apartment. The worst has happened. After the sex she broke down in tears and told me that she has something to tell me that I have been so good to her that she doesn't want me to suffer like her because I am good person to her.

I said babe what is the matter why are you crying, if I have offended you. Please let me know.

Then she broke the news.

I am. Hiv positive. I was dumb founded and we just had sex??!!! No condom used and you didn't tell me this?? She started apologising!

Now guys it's been 24 hours since this happened and the sorry part is right now I dont even have one naira to get PREP like someone recommended to me. Been rallying around. Said the drug cost 20,000 naira


And I am dead broke now guys and feeling sucidial.

I don't know why this had to happen when I don't even have the money to start treating myself

Please naira landers help me. Good hearted naira landers help a brother get this prep. All I need is the drug and the not the money. My location is warri delta state. Please guys save my life.

Anyone that is willing to meet up with me in person to buy the drugs for me should please let me know guys I am begging. I can be paying back the money small small. Please I don't want to die. Help me please

e get any nairalander wey help u Bleep d girl?if yes,contact dat person for financial help ASAP

lol...most beautiful girl in nigeria! REALLY!!! with that extra large mouth? maybe the judges only look at the inner beauty

they no want make their aeroplane tyre less

"distoping'' lol.illiterate slay queens everywhere.

Tony142:
your elder brother is now "she" abi? Lair

so u didnt see d ''wife'' abi? oversabi

DSHADOWWALKER:



What kind of daft mentality is this,so in your little mind,the 5000naira you pay as bride price means you purchased them from their parents??

As a matter of fact that is exactly what i mean.bt in my own case i am referring to those who paid reasonable amount as bride price,nt d 5000naira type.

nonsense...if person buy new gadget no be im name go dey d receipt?wen d ladies start paying dowry we will adopt their names.

mtchew...of all the annoying pple on earth na tacha this girl dey cry for.i wonder how pple take like this egocentric bitch

oga driver dey form crusher