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I swear all these stories r fabricated. #YEYEGIRLS

lol...see me wey dey sleep frm 8pm to 7am,and my 5 year plan na to enter forbes list.una sure say e go work?

Gabson001:
Guy no tink am o.. Hausa children de get rapid growth especially the ones we hole change for hand

no be among the hausa children i grow up? wetin dey so special abt dem wey dey giv dem d rapid growth?i don see d ones wey money dey flow for their gutter.i can bet my left testicle that dat girl is over 15.

where is the 15yr old fiancee? make them go lie for another person

jst look at their ugly faces.stupid criminals!...they shld be impaled on their cut-off dicks and their corpses shown on national TV everyday to serve as a deterrent to the other poverty-stricken,illiterate policemen that roam the streets of naija...imbeciles

the nigerian police force is sooo bleeped up...what gives them the carte blanche to act so indiscriminately?...nigeria is cursed

i no understand... he dey marry her becos he giv am belle abi he giv am belle becos he wan marry her?

see her strong igbotic face like bark of tree.

hmmmm nawa o...some guys need brain transplant.why i go use my money pay dowry ontop whale?

see as her ugly face make my screen go off. rubbish

she tried to get her gluteus maximized...wat a way to die

damn! if say i dey there as she bend down dey piss so i go jst mount her frm behind.since she no get shame dey expose toto for public

baba i cut cap for this chic o.her story touch me wella. if na me i no sure say i fit survive this horror wey she see.respect to all the matyrs who chose to die rather than renounce their faith, it takes a lot of balls to make such a decision.

very soon una go hear say dem see her dey waka naked for road

na marketing strategy. she knw say person wey get d car go get money thats why she balance expose her laps

Yigiyaga:
Kai! Shut up! At ur age you never get sense. Which hell? Thunder fire whoever created hell. So illogical.. Satan66 carry on joor!

who born this wild animal?i could literaly perceive ur mouth odour while reading this shit u posted.abeg hw much be condom?

Satan66:
And what are your chances of making this so called heaven.
Last I checked sins were seen equal, so you could burn forever for just a lie or bad thought
Brain washed religious morons

u may think this is a joke bt wen u finally come face to face with reality, bros e go too late wallahi

@satan66,i hear say contractors don start to dey dig foundation of ur hell fire. hahaha, i really pity u.no be small burn u go burn

see her ugly face. ashawo

NiRfreak:
There's this girl I met recently and we got along. She showed positive signs, I guess she liked me.
For me however, and as a rule, I rarely toast ladies. I usually try to create attraction and ride on it till I get an happy ending. Along the line and coincidentally, my birthday came and I took her on a date. We had a nice moment and we kissed afterward. Since we stay not too far away, we would plan to see each other at night to gist on various issues and kiss passionately. Few days later, we were together in my secret den where I used guy-man antics to lash her like a fuckboy. As a first impression sex, trust me, no stone was left unturned. She was so into me and kinda taking it serious.
The question is, for me, I was just having fun with a new catch. I like her though but I'm not ready for girlfriend thing. After the sex thing, she kept calling like plenty times everyday to check on me, and out of obligation I returned a few calls. Now, she sent a text about the good moment we had in my den and how she longs for it again, told me she missed me and that she 'loves me'. Seriously, she's kinda a good girl who wants a relationship but I don't like dating stress. The good guy in me feels somehow for her cos I don't love her and I don't want to hurt her feelings. What do I do? and how do I respond to those I love you text. I'm just being a good guy here. Make Una advice me. Thanks

go meet the pple wey advise u to Bleep the girl. dem go tell u wetin to do

queenice7:
my boo tells me everything that happens to him, so do I... he tells me abt girls tripping on him and doing crazy things to get his attention... I tell him each time I make a new male friend and our conversations, he seem cool with it. we live in different States (long distance relationship). recently I went for a training, after de training I was hungry, so I decided to see a guy that av been bulging me to see since last year, since I wasn't far from his office, this is the second time am seeing him and we haven't really conversed. he took me to a nice restaurant and we got food... we were eating and discussing abt politics and stuffs, only for him to start telling that he's Hot, that let's go to a lodge, I was so embarrassed but I didn't say a word to him, he got frustrated and left me in the place after paying for the food. I had to find my way home from that place since we came with a car so I didn't know de road. I told my boo this, and he got really angry @ me, and am surprised coz he called me names like cheap flirt and said he was gona show me... like he was literary threatening me, said our relationship is on de verge of break up coz of this. I didn't see this coming and I don't know y he is reacting this way, maybe coz he feels intimidated by this guy's profile, unlike de other guys I tell him about. I guess I should stop telling him anything, wah do u think?

na long throat go kee u.hw much be the food wey u no fit buy for urself.9ja girls dey weak my body.

the guy wan tell me say he no dey feel as breeze dey blow am for nyash? i no jst understand

me i dnt see anything wrong with that o...u can even have a party together with him

olodo.instead of registering for waec and jamb he don go register for voters' card."LAST OF MY LIFE"

girls jst dey confuse pple with makeup. after she bath she go com resemble sam loco

hw much her p-man get wen he dey screw her old lady?

kai! na wetin make me look these pictures...nw i no fit finish this eba again

i swear na k-leg...e sure me die

see their ugly, ugly black nyash

Amberon11:
I see people who jump into hasty generalisations as daft,dumb and stupid. If your mother, sister, girlfriends are like that doesn't mean the average Nigerian girl is like that.

I personally have never expected much from any guy and have never dated for monetary gains and so many of my friends are in that category and nor have I ever been on dates for food as I treat myself to nice meals in restaurants whenever I feel the need.

We could say the same for you men who act too authoritarian towards your Nigerian gfs beating them and thinking its your right to cheat. Other men do not Lord over their gfs that way but I'm not saying all Nigerian men are like that. There are good ones.

So my point is this, identify the good one and stick with him/her because all these rants are senseless . Thank you!

babe i swear u too dull

peacettw:
Gullible followers.
The moment we all will realize that our church leaders are not gods but mere men, the quicker our liberation from mental slavery.

Please, if you are a Christian, worship God in spirit and in truth. Jesus paid the ultimate price through his death. You do not need these self proclaimed men of God with multiple stab wounds to take you there. Study the Bible, seek the truth, enrich your minds and above all free yourself from these wolves in sheep's clothings.

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The person who created this post clearly had an ulterior motive which is to encourage the slandering of Christianity on this forum and to drive traffic. I hope your mission dies miserably.

seriously i dnt even knw d right words with which i can express hw impressed i am at wat u wrote.God bless u for me.i wish all christians can reason the way u do.

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It HAVE been long...

bro i think what u need at this tender age is to learn ur tenses.