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RomanceRe: Please Help Me , I'm Heartbroken Right Now by pcoolioz(m): 10:38am On Jun 10, 2016
Lol first rule of a relationship, Love yourself more... Are you not pretty? Have a lil self respect, dude isn't remorseful and he's taking her side over urs. Yet u r asking if too continue? Lol issorai
PhonesRe: Ask Me Any Question About Tecno L8+ by pcoolioz(m): 9:55am On Jun 10, 2016
Does the battery size make it heavy? Last phone I used with large battery the weight discouraged me. Does this differ?
RomanceRe: As A Guy, Will You Abandon Your GF In The Club Because She's Drunk?????? by pcoolioz(m): 3:09pm On Jun 07, 2016
Abeg who asked her to drink without self control, then again he didn't abandon her, he knew she was in safe hands with u guys, her friends. Assuming he left her when they both went clubbing alone I would have agreed he messed up. I won't travel all the way to your school just to babysit your drunk ass especially when it could have being averted.
RomanceRe: Share The Most Embarrassing Kiss You've Ever Had! I Farted So Loudly Lol. by pcoolioz(m): 6:13pm On Jun 05, 2016
Lol second girl I kissed, this wasn't kissing it was licking, got to my nose and she was like she was in such a hurry, licking my face n all, very disgusting experience. Had to tell her to chill and lemme take the lead. And she told me she was a good kisser.. Wonder how many dudes were enjoying getting their faces licked aggressively if I may add.
RomanceRe: We Got Attacked.. i Ditched Her..now Shes Angry by pcoolioz(m): 5:59pm On Jun 05, 2016
Lol this post cracked me up mehn. Anyways it's normal to run but I wouldn't have run alone. You are sups to be a man act like it, if you can't fight you run, but at least have enough strength to carry the babe on your head if you have to, while running..

I am pretty sure I am way weaker than you are, I went to learn to box, training wanted to kill me but at least I can bounce and pretend.

My mum and my lil bro had an encounter and the guys were getting aggressive, and I pushed her backward and stepped in front, And got my freaking arms up in readiness for a beat down, not cos I can fight for shit, cos they would have beaten me stupid. But what's the point if you can't at least look out for those you love....or at least claim to love?

So my question is I get she is ur babe and all, and you ain't related, but y'all saying he should have run including the op , would you have left your sisters or mothers in an isolated alley while you ran like a wuss?

We all act differently in time of fear but my prayer is May none of my future kids meet any of you pvssies in form of Men.
BusinessRe: Man Hides His Money In A Can In Lagos - Pics by pcoolioz(m): 11:06pm On May 29, 2016
Lol the streets arnt smiling.... if i were the guy i wont have let you snap.
PhonesRe: #Tecnogram AWARDS!! Nigerians Are The SANEST!!! by pcoolioz(m): 11:05pm On May 29, 2016
the first pic thou...anyways i am gonna try
PhonesRe: Tecno Gives Scholarships To Primary School Pupils by pcoolioz(m): 11:03pm On May 29, 2016
Nice gesture, its things like this Nigerians appreciate more.
PhonesRe: Breath-taking Images From TECNOGRAM Awards by pcoolioz(m): 10:59pm On May 29, 2016
Nice...lemme give this a shot, i might win.
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon C9 With 13MP Dual Camera & Iris Scanner by pcoolioz(m): 10:58pm On May 29, 2016
nice....just hope it comes with a great battery cos that's all it needs to b e complete, and not extremely expensive.
PhonesRe: Tecno Have Launch Camon C9 by pcoolioz(m): 10:38pm On May 29, 2016
c8 was great....waiting patiently for this.
PhonesRe: What's Your Favorite Wallpaper (pictures) by pcoolioz(m): 10:34pm On May 29, 2016
lol...i am my own wallpaper
CareerRe: Advice To Young & Aspiring Entrepreneurs by pcoolioz(m): 10:22pm On May 29, 2016
oginineme:
@OP am still at lost with what you intend to achieve with this post.
its probably to educate people like you....entrepreneurship is key in our economy today
FoodRe: N1000 Tomatoes That I Saw Today In Lagos by pcoolioz(m): 10:18pm On May 29, 2016
Lol just use Tomato paste
PhonesRe: On A Budget, But Want To Experience Android 6.0? Pick Up The Stylish TECNO W4 by pcoolioz(m): 10:17pm On May 29, 2016
this is one of the best low Budget phones i have seen in a while. Nice
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Tecno L8 Plus by pcoolioz(m): 10:11pm On May 29, 2016
Nice, real great battery life aswell.
PhonesRe: Tecno Phones No Longer For The Poor by pcoolioz(m): 10:10pm On May 29, 2016
times have changed, they got better... i dont believe if you increase your value you still get little?
PhonesRe: Google's Exciting Modular Smartphone Project, Ara by pcoolioz(m): 10:09pm On May 29, 2016
speed of an iphone|+camera and the Tecno Lseries battery
RomanceRe: A Girl Is Asking Me For Sex What Should I Do? by pcoolioz(m): 10:05am On May 27, 2016
That is wrong, it's called fornication. it's a sin, why should a girl be asking for sex? plain outrageous, cease all contact with her before she makes u fall into sin... delete and block off her numbers..

But before that send me her number lemme pray.
RomanceRe: Romancelanders, Do I Look Like An Ogbanje? by pcoolioz(m): 2:57pm On May 26, 2016
An Ogbanje dosnt live as long as you have from stories, And with all due respect, they are way, way, wayX5 prettier than you are also - so the person who said you looked like One has eye problem.
HealthRe: Dear Nairalanders, Is Old Age Really A Blessing Or A Curse???? by pcoolioz(m): 1:00pm On May 26, 2016
I was talking about this exact thing with my mum today , mehn 90is okay for me to go and if I am gonna be bed ridden before then I would rather not be alive.

it doesn't seem like a blessing cos its pointless doing the same boring stuff everyday, especially when the friends you grew up with are no longer there self, then the fact that someone has to take care of you and you have more strength to do things you used to. I could go on but mehn I think finally it's just when the lord says.
RomanceRe: How Do You React When Another Lady Is Having Attitude For Nothing? by pcoolioz(m): 6:25pm On May 24, 2016
security woman.... do u tip her normally? or u just talk? perhaps she was being nice to u cos she wanted u to shake body and u didn't, so she dropped the nice attitude.

could it also be possible she was warned to stop interacting with folks?
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Cheating? Share Your Experience And Defence by pcoolioz(m): 6:02pm On May 24, 2016
Larryfly:
Had an experience today but not too deadly. Side chick caught me doing pda with main chick at a supermarket today. We had eye contact and the look on her face was murder. At a point, I was scared she might walk up to me and create a scene so I had to cut the shopping short and hushed boo out of the supermarket. Thinking of the best excuse for my side boo who was thinking she is one and only and I m not ready to let her go.


Share your experience
hehehe oyo, my Gf asked me to go to the mall one week with her. I said I wasn't going, which I honestly wasn't, then another babe called me up to meet her at the Mall, I forgot it was the same day, I was bored and I went... we were acting Indian film till I looked at saw babe....didn't speak to me for weeks.
it will be fine joor, go and beg Noni, you were nabbed there's no excuse.
PhonesRe: Camon C9 Leaked With Innovative Dual Front Camera With Dual Flash by pcoolioz(m): 3:14pm On May 24, 2016
hmm.. well c8 wasn't bad except the ram for me and it's bulky compared to j8, hope this one comes with a bigger ram sha? it would just be messed up if the ram is still small.
HealthPeople Who Miraculously Survived Death. by pcoolioz(op): 2:41am On May 23, 2016
So for some reason I can't sleep, I was thinking of creating a Tecno j8 or W4 thread but I don't want y'all to batter me tonight.

Instead here is my compilation of the most gruesome survival stories.

As we know, human beings and animals are easily killed, we hear news of deaths everyday that we actually forget that people survive brutal cenerios..e.g Nigerians.

Under certain conditions either via training, luck or sheer will power, some humans and animals have survived death against all odds, looked death in the eye and said -Not TODAY!

Let's take a moment of our time to celebrate these immortals.

Aron Ralston - ONE IS BETTER THAN TWO

- Aron Ralston lived a real life nightmare when an 800-pound boulder fell on his arm, pinning it to the canyon wall in a remote area in Utah on May 1, 2003.

After five days, his food and water was all gone and he had to resort to some drastic measures, as it was very unlikely for someone to find him.

He cut off his trapped arm by sawing it with a blunt pocketknife, blunt meaning it took double the time it would have taken with a sharp knife, (some of you can't even cut off a finger without crying.. Pshhh# )

Still rappelled down the 65-foot wall with his one remaining hand( and was swaggering to his car like it was nothing) he was rescued by hikers on the way to his car.


BETTY LOU SURVIVES THE FALL THAT KILLED KING KONG

- in July 28, 1945, a plane crashed into the Empire State Building so hard and fast that it went in through the front and buste out behind. One of the engines blew a hole clean through the other side of the building and crashed through the roof of a building down the block.

More than a dozen people were killed in the crash, but among the survivors was Betty Lou Oliver, elevator operator and aspiring superhuman.

The impact threw Oliver from the elevator she was standing in, and the resulting fire gave her severe burns.

Rescue crews, needing to get her to the ground so she could get medical attention, put her right back in the elevator and punched the button for the ground floor.

Now, anyone who's familiar with the "Do Not Use the elevator in Case of emergency" signs plastered on every elevator already knows this was a bad idea.

Sure enough, the cables were so badly damaged by the accident that they snapped almost immediately from the 75th floor... Betty Lou and the elevator went for a really long fall.

Maybe because she was just a Vampire or better still an ogbaje, Betty Lou survived the 75-story fall --directly after getting hit by a plane, then returned to the job only five months later. And yes, she went right back to work in the same elevator that tried to kill her like a Bossete.


Julianne.. Lol no silly name for this.

- On December 24, 1971, Juliane was with her mother and 91 other people on an airplane that got struck by lightning and exploded mid-air.
The blast sent Juliane hurtling into the Peruvian jungle from 10,000 feet, while still strapped in to her seat.

She suffered a broken collarbone, a swollen eye and a nasty gash on her arm, but aside from these injuries and the trauma of surviving a goddamn plane explosion that killed everyone else, she was miraculously unhurt after her fall.

After surviving exclusively on holiday sweets she found in the wreckage, Juliane followed a stream toward civilization and survived using the skills her father had taught her. Those kainna fathers that teach their kids the ways of Tarzan just incase...

Anyway, she waded downstream for ninedays.

And you should know that just cos she was a boss, she did all of this nearly blind, since she got blinded in the crash and somehow managed to lose her glassesin the thousands of feet between mid-air explosion and jungle floor.(such carelessness)

Juliane eventually found a canoe and paddled it to the first sign of civilization she had seen since the crash: a lumber yard.

The next day, Juliane was airlifted by less combustible means to a hospital, where her father was waiting for her -- we assume with a stopwatch, and saying I could have done that in 3days.

Okay now I feel sleepy.. I shall be back. Hopefully.
RomanceRe: Why Do We Have This Type Of Ladies In This Generation? by pcoolioz(m): 7:20pm On May 22, 2016
Lol I don't get the point you are trying to pass across though? seeing that you are all the same. men and women cheat, some lack morals but it's equal and it's not one sided.

You had her for a night but he has her for a lifetime, isn't that the concept we guys use?

Me I have sha learnt that even the best and 'Christiany ' girls can be corrupted and would shock you, I won't put any girlfriend matter even wife on my head so I can live a long and peaceful life as long as i don't notice it. it goes both ways though.
RomanceRe: What Comes To Your Mind When You See This Outfit? by pcoolioz(m): 4:06pm On May 21, 2016
lol I was wondering what was wrong with the outfit til I scrolled.... honestly didn't expect that.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PHOTO: Yet Another Jobless Nigerian Lady On The Street With Her Placard by pcoolioz(m): 4:02pm On May 21, 2016
mehn some people sha... y'all can talk, have you ever considered she probably had no other alternative? if you had no one feeding you, no money coming in, no avenue to start anything, all roads blocked I am sure you will do same.
if you had someone who gave you 1square meal while you hustled pls swerve.. you didn't suffer. some people have it way worse, it's so bad that some people find 5h as extravagant. so someone that dosnt have 5h would easily pay for data and go online?
yes some of you made good points, learn outside your certificate but Biko no one should judge, life is hard out there and I pray none of us will actually be pushed to the extreme.
RomanceRe: OPINION!! Your Salary Is N2million Per Month, How Much Can You Give Your Wife? by pcoolioz(m): 3:44pm On May 21, 2016
Lol I actually calculated as if I was earning that amount. well she would probably be working so I could part with like 100k for her personal use... if she's not working I can do 200k... 200k for sitting at home is a good deal to me.. at least other children and house expenses would fall on me.
RomanceRe: Can You Let Someone Have Sex With Your Wife/hubby For N100 Million Or $1million? by pcoolioz(m): 3:41pm On May 21, 2016
it's easier to say crap out here, but when the situation comes calling even the most morally obligated individuals will surprise you. The economy isn't smiling mehn. Thankfully noone in his right mind would throw that amount of money away in reality.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Can't Everyone Just Go To Heaven Without Punishment For Anyone? by pcoolioz(m): 3:28pm On May 21, 2016
why can't we all just pass our exams without reading?
why can't we all just sit home and be rich?
why can't we all not fall I'll even if we eat what we like?
I think the same concept goes for all, we won't understand the value of some things if there isn't a kainna clause attached.
HealthRe: Can A Girl Of 8years Menstruate by pcoolioz(m): 3:24pm On May 21, 2016
hian it shouldn't be possible but we've seen abnormalities in this world mehn so it could be one...then again better question her Wells so u know if you need to start arranging boys to beat up somebody

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