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booz:
True story.

A guy came from nowhere, carrying a big bag in his arm claimed it was full of cash and went to sleep over at the police station 'for security reasons'. The next morning, he gifted the DPO in charge #20k cash and requested the DPO accompany him to buy the car with a promise of more gratification.

The misery guy made his choice, kept 'the money bag' in the DPO's custody and requested for a test drive. With the impression he had created with the DPO, the car seller granted his request and vooommm! the misery guy zoomed off.

Both the DPO and the car seller waited endlessly for the misery guy to return, till tomorrow, na so the guy carry car comot o.

The seller and DPO then decided to open the 'cash bag', but to discover that it's filled with rubbish! Na so the car dealer hold the misery guy's guarantor(DPO) o. The DPO was made to cough out the money. That period was not funny in Saki! Any little case with police, you would pay through your nose! Las las na crowd funding, through public exploitation the DPO take pay for the car o.

Any Saki resident present on this forum can corroborate my story. It's true, I kid you not!

In this country, you will think you are wise until you hear some chilling stories damn!

udoakwa:
OP follow this advise, and afterwards cut some bitter cola into pieces and put them inside the toilet, it scares snakes a lot. I wonder those always thinking there's no God or miracle doesn't exist as what happened isn't coincidence but pure miracle...May God never shame us... Amen

also u can buy 200 naira worth of onions, blend some and pour inside the toilet, leave here for some hours b4 flushing, and cu d remaining ones and spread around the floor of ur toilet and leave there till it dry out, no reptile can live there

Empty

I am proud of south south.
Why is south east so disorganised? At a time they're supposed to be organised

GEJ will fly the PDP flag.
He is coming back as president to correct the errors by Nigerians in 2015

Patron of terrorism

As a married man, one have to pray against evil infiltration in marriage. The devil is constantly searching for happy homes to destroy.
In my case, I dated my wife for a while, d pre marital sex was mind blowing and she got enuf flesh in her front and back which made sex very enjoyable for me.
But as soon as we got married and she fell pregnant, I lost interest in sexing her, anytime she comes from ante natal, she will tell me that she was told she needs alot of sex as a pregnant woman, but anytime I climb her and see her big tummy, my D goes flat, we started getting frustrated with sex, d pregnancy n unborn baby was d only reason holding us togeda, we cud go weeks without touching each other. I started wondering how I found myself in a marriage with someone I had no sexual appeal.
But we prayed togeda and asked God to take control of our marriage.
After our baby was born, I encouraged her to start exercising to get her shape back, she'll buy lemon and cucumber, mixed with water and drink to reduce her fat.
All of a sudden, my baby started looking sexy in my eyes again, na so I carry her one day and almost killed her with sex.
We both wondered what happened.
Since then na fire for fire like it was b4 we got married and we both found our happiness again.
So pray togeda and invite God into ur marriage.

Na so.
This type of ladies full abj well well
Heartless and emotionless due to the hardship in d city for those at the bottom of the pyramid

Until we fix nigeria, we r not ready

Our brand of democracy is nonsense
No political ideology
As long as u allow pipo to jump ship overnight from one party to anoda, robbing the entire party of an election won on the platform of the party, we r not ready for democracy.

Military will take over come 2023.

He who is down fears no fall
Sir, let's end this horror movie now.

wildernessVoice:
I know the officer went extreme but read in between the line; the injustice of discharging others who drilled the death officer. What has detention got to do with freezing of account denying his family upkeep.

His family deserves justice abi?
Oh ok, the family of the dead soldiers can go to hell abi?
Watch ur words so u dnt attracts curse to urself

U raised a cheque so dat ur family can survive with it and it was turned down, but u denied another family from enjoying social protection by killing their own bread winner.
Mk I know why u no go rotten for prison

Atiku shud get out

The east is on fire

I will personally do a DNA test for my son, not because I doubt my wife but because of hospital factor in naija

Put all family funds togeda and draw up a budget
Why did u allocate only filling of gass to her?
U wan show say u get muscle abi

ATEAMS:
No shaking...you can't stop the internet

CRYPTO will rise regardless.....

Its merely a cyber war

U beta sell off and take wat u can
Na stubbornness dey make tse tse fly enter grace with deadi body

The die hard Islamic fulani extremists in the north would not want to see a pastor become their president.
But this is a punishment from God.
E must happen

Na we dey do ourselves.
Buhari dey inside hall Jeje, d real enemies of progress are these men in suits fighting d protesters

I will start Osimhen and bring in Onuachu late into the second half when our opponents think they have figured us out, because the two strikers have different characteristics and qualities and BOOM, onuachu will shock them!

The queen should come and see things for herself.
That's all I said. I didnt say buhari lied

The north will pay for Buhari's errors

Continue in your old order.
Keep destroying beer bottles too.
VAT is gone.
Oil revenue to follow.
Una go hail las las

This will not happen forever.
One day, the truth must displace the lies.

OneTemplate:
Rubbish. You're the real dullard and a big one at that. You failed the simple test that separates insincere IPOBian bigots from the rest of sane Nigerians.

Anyone who sees "treachery" in the 2014 to 2015 conduct of the Yoruba leaders in the ACN and then APC, after the merger, yet conveniently ignores the fact that GEJ got over 40% of the total votes in the SW , is simply an irredeemable ethno-religious bigot and hater of Yorubas.

Aside GEJ's hideous misrule than meant Nigerians were very hungry for "change", it was Yoruba leaders in the APC who worked passionately for a win for APC first and then Buhari second.

We are talking the same Yoruba leaders who were peers of GEJ that he dismissed frivolously when they confronted him over his political marginalization of their ethnic group in national politics.

GEJ even taunted them with the announcement that "Igbos are the backbone of my Government". Which sane person would then expect those Yoruba leaders to work for the elongation of GEJ's rule of Nigeria?

Conversely, little mentioned by you "betrayer" brigade is the fact that Yorubas in the PDP still worked dedicatedly for Jonathan to include Fayose who delivered Ekiti for the PDP in 2015 making it the only SW State Buhari did not win.

You bigots always deliberately fail to acknowledge many Yorubas on the side of GEJ and the PDP to make everything about folks like Tinubu who were in the opposition then and obligated to work for their own candidates , political interest and Party.

This is 100% proof that your "damned if they do and damned if they dont" hate for Yorubas was in your soul long before 2015.

Smart Yorubas now understand Nigeria better. We no longer care for your insincere and hypocritical "betrayer" or "treachery" blackmail. We don't naively and foolishly believe Fulanis or Northerners are our worst enemies.

We are going for what we worked unrelentingly hard for and deserve with no apologies to anyone. We urge you to do your worst.

Typical south westerner.
Always talking too much.

ORIENTATION101:
Gej have no moral right to contest in 2015, yaradua death thwarted northerner presidency that should have started in 2007 and ended in 2015, that's why north fought to stop him from becoming acting president.
It took interventions of obj and s party leaders to allow him finish his tenure.
Pre-2011 he agreed with northerner pdp caucus in the presence of party leaders to run on a single tenure to allow presidency to back to north,that's why north supported his 2011 election if not Buhari would have defeated gej in 2011. Gej was the one that killed pdp, if Gej had step aside to allow power to go back north Buhari might not have benefited from the crisis and will definetly loose again in 2015.
If GeJ had allowed presidency to move to North by 2023 he would have had chance to complete his Tenure.

What manner of deviation is this?
We are talking south west disregard for southern unity and you have totally made this abt GEJ and the north?
So intelligent!

What the fcck.
Okpo blood for ur body?
Get a gf mehn.

You're a rottened pig.

OneTemplate:
You guys never fail to give me good morning humour. I always wake up knowing their will be something senseless or crudely comical written by an IPOBian somewhere.

SW "greed for power" ba? What do you call the attitude of Northerners with their desperation to replace Buhari in 2023 and hijack power for up to 16 years uninterrupted?

Northerners treat you with open disdain and disrespect in the PDP yet that is somehow the fault of the Yorubas.

Same Yorubas you mocked when they working hard for the APC, while you played politics of hate and enmity, who now justifably seek to reap the benefit of their hard work and sacrifices?

Una too much. Just unfortunate for you that the generation of SW leaders today, downwards to younger ordinary Yorubas, won't be paying any mind to your ethnocentric blackmail anymore. We don't care what you think or say.

In your attempt to come off as intelligent, you have shown to all that you're a dull person.
First of, you unintelligently assume that every southern voice is either an IPOB or O'dua. That is an affront on other ethnic groups in southern Nigeria.
Secondly, i did not exonerate the north from the same greed for power, however, within the context of southern political analysis, the south west have shown disregard for southern unity for selfish purposes.
What aketi and co are trying to do with southern governors forum is paying lip service to southern unity. The southwest must pay for their treacherous ride with us in 2015.