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AmeLonRo:
Good day house

Please, I have heard a lot about Toyota Corolla. I learned is fuel economical. Does it have any problem one should watch out for? I intend to buy one for family use. My budget is 1.2m

Gurus, please advise.....

When/if you get positive reviews about corolla and you decide to go for it, note that you can't get tokunbo at that price. You might search very well to get a sound naija used at that price.


Good luck

amdman:
Closed Deal!

Honda Civic

Looks like city kinda

Rahkman:
All this housemates dey campaign for whitemoney unconsciously

These people lack strategy, they are easiky making WMoney the focus of the season with the way they all camp around him.

I understand he's a fun guy but they need to realise this is a game and not easily make WMoney the focus

Beorn:
I think this Queen knows about Whitemoney before coming to the house. I'm skeptical about her and her closeness to him.

Is it possible those new HMs watched the show before coming in? She might have figured whitemoney is kinda strong

Saifullah01:
The video might be doctored. For a man with that mass to displace so little water in that total dip defies the laws of physics

Achimedes principle

Save up till the end of your probation, if your position isn't made permanent, buy a good Naija used car and become UberBolt driver or invest in any good biz youve mastered and know its feasibility

If your position is made permanent, you can go ahead with the construction.


Good luck to you

koldej:
I'm sorry to disturb you sir/ma, I'm currently in a position I feel I needed a serious advise.
I rounded up my service year, Nov.2020, luckily I was able to secure a job in a construction company jan.2021 although m on probation (1year).
I managed to secure an half plot of land this month somewhere around Ogun state from my little savings(as a result of this I don't have any savings in my acct)
my probation period will be over by dec. With little chance of being retained.
I'm actually planning to rough things through to Dec. again this year so that I can do the foundation of the land(which means I will not be having any savings) with high probability of not being retained.
Is it advisable to do this when m sure I will probably not be retained or I should save to invest in a business?
Still below 26yrs, pls I need ur opinion and suggestions..thank you

More and more are knocking my brother.

Those grants have been knocking and entering Nigeria for about 6 years now. A lot of Nigerians collected billions of naira each from Sem, telpecon, TheoBarth, Oseea, Golden Bridge. I'm sure you must have collected from some of these grants before.

Supreme grant will not fail to deliver, it will surely end well like TheoBarth and others.

Aremolekunowo:
I saw the supreme grants on the Telegram today, they are already having issue of trust and the voice note tretning a certain guy with efcc and dss for trying to defraud supreme grants customers. I think more and more grants are still knocking on the doors of Nigeria. Supreme grants is based in Uyo.

TheWolfen:
Omo
I heard ticket cost $19200 and people still scrambled to get it?
Where una dey see this money

It is a lie. The highest ticket is about £80+.

Thurmieee:
Please drivers in the house.
Is Matrix 2005 a good car for Uber/bolt

Yes yes yes.

CheerfulGiver:
Its just 1500.

This man

So painful, I would have loved teachlead didn't deactivate his account to come and spit his tantrums again and curse the admin for changing his thread title.

Who are those who were joining teachlead to abuse and curse us?

No Free money anywhere.

If you need grant, be on the lookout for Elumelu grant next time it opens and apply.

For loan; you can always apply for Agmeisis while you wait for the next time NYIF loan is open.

Go for real loan/grant and stop wasting money on Facebook and telegram grants.

Theobarth is a scam
TELPECON is a scam
Golden Bridge is a scam
Oseea is a scam
SEM is a scam

Desist from all this "drop your acct details and pay Bleep amount for processing" kinda grant/loan.

solpat:
Which type of Honda Accord is this below? Can it be used for Taxify? Are the parts readily available in the market?

Guess it is European market

I don't think being ill, unless it is serious, or unstable currency is enough to go AWOL.
He could have set his WhatsApp to an auto response, notifying people of temporary suspension to business or even come here to notify people.

How relaxed will one feel if he pays and adman goes AWOL?

This isn't too good a customer service attitude, it is what people have been complaining about all along, no need to look for justification. This is more reason he needs to employ a helping hand. His business is big enough for him to handle alone; he's probably biggest or one of the biggest sellers of Canada cars on NL now within a very short period of time.

Thank you Mod for changing the title of this thread. Seun, lalasticlala, kindly push this to FP.

Some dubious Nigerians like Osim, Kingsley etc are still camped in telegram deceiving many innocent Nigerians with various fake grants.


The next grant scam they are planning now is NOBLE GRANT

Is it only me?

Both nyif and covid sites haven't been going through in recent times, they keep loading and checking browser yet the page isn't opening

Sirjudy1:
Who has a link to that Telegram group? Let's go and burst their bubble there too

It's like those from NL have received sense

Very many, hut here is one I know.
@theobarth on telegram

sewsew:
Please someone wants to know. Do they consider credit score before giving the loan. Like if you take a loan from all these loan apps and don't pay back on time, maybe a month later that you should. Will this affect this covid-19 loan or not? She has been approved since May but hasn't been paid yet and wants to know if her credit score could be the cause.

They consider credit scores but not for loan apps but bank loans. However, the issue you narrated has nothing with credit scores because Nirsal would not have approved the loan if the credit score was bad.

The delay might be from Nirsal or your bank acct.

greggng:
I don't want to argue with you....if you see a corolla , first body and is legit and the price is 1.2m kindly call me...I will dash you 50k for bring me business. .I am a practical man ....I don't comment for the purpose of getting likes and shares. Right now I am still begging a nairaland to sell one big daddy to me for 1,4m ...you can now Imagine how much I will sell it if we reach deal ...

Bro, I understand cars are more expensive now, but average price for Naija used EOD is still 700-900k, that 1.2m quote was extreme.

greggng:
You are still living in the past ...face reality ....in the past we use to buy that car for 500k ...today you might not even see a badly used one for 700k ...now you are asking for first body ....you know what that means ? ...anyways hold like 1.2miklion for a decent used one... however you might be lucky to get a stolen one for cheaper ...I wish u good luck

Oga, we know cars are more expensive now but not at the quoted price. That's is the price range for Corolla, big daddy, not EOD

lakesidepapa:
You swear not to help me with the link?

Which link please? Perhaps I had an oversight at your earlier post. I do get mentioned many times sometimes.


Modified: if it is for application check, for loan status check, visit www.covid19.nmfb.com.ng
I advise you check via both SME and houseloan. Don't fret if you see "invalid bvn or bvn does not exist" simply means you're yet to get approved.

Good luck

odave:
You didn't check the pictures very well... There are two balances up there, check it very well, one is in negative the other one is not. I made mention of it in my post

Is there any disparity between the positive acct balance and the amount you were credited by NIRSAL?

I think the negative balance should be the total amount expected of you to repay.

odave:
Hello house,
Got my loan in May and it's already been put in use. Now, I downloaded the nmfb app around June when I got an alert of 4 naira sms charges from nmfb. When I logged in from the account number they sent, I got confused. I noticed a balance on my current account and negative balance on my savings, I've try reaching out to nmfb but since they are off Twitter now, it's not easy to reach them. Plz anyone experiencing the same? Kindly check the attached pictures. Could it be that I was approved twice?

dru23:
Do you want some of my "mama's cooking " ?

Let us get down to the facts.. I didn't start this mess

So you want to teach me how to diversify my business. A mechanic that does not have a shop ..goes around in the hot sun carrying pack bag with tools up and down ..........lol .......



There is a reason why I stop using you bro ...don't be mad ...... Don't go that road with me.. You are up and coming mechanic .. Stay in your lane .... It is in ur best interest to protect the small brand that you are building..........



Protect your brand bro ...... Avoid beef with me ...... Again you are up and coming mechanic.. You need all the customers u can get ...........


You have more to lose than me .. People will buy my product regardless .. Am selling goods not service .. You in the other hand is selling a service..... We are in a different market...

Dru, you also need this advice. If you use your brand name to fight on NOlL, you can't advise people not to do same. You sell goods, he offers services. You both need clients.

If you believe you can afford to fight with your brand name, he also thinks he can with his own name.


Good luck to both of una

manbello:
Good afternoon everyone.
Please how can one check the status of his covid loan,
They keep saying my Bvn doesn't exist

That's the right channel, you're only yet to be approved. Once it is approved, you get a different page where you will see your loan terms and conditions which you will accept and then wait for disbursement.

That was more than enough to change any serious man's heart
Hope you let her know what she did that day means a whole lot to you? This will make feel more appreciated.
Little things matter in every relationship.

jaelz:
I have always been a player and hardly ever really believed in love as I felt it was just a parable, but being with this my current girlfriend really opened my eyes to so many things with one being the day she truly proved her love for me.

That was the day we went out on a date and we got stopped by police men at a certain junction in Jabi, Abuja, the men started harassing me unnecessarily and when I couldn't take it any more me maself start dey change am for them o, it was at this junction one threatened to shoot me and corked his gun, omo if you see the way my girlfriend ran out of the car that day and stood in the front of me to shield me from the bullet by taking the bullet for me using herself as a shield, asin she was ready to die for me.

That was the day I realized that this girl was for real and nah her I go carry go see my mama.

So guys how did you find out that your woman truly loved you and was for real?

Dru hasn't denied felicity001 ever driving him for a day as the later claimed, neither has the former ever claimed he paid the later for driving him for a day. Claiming you do 60k giveaway to prove you can't owe 20-25k for being driven for a day is more hypocritical than being a justifiable proof.

He who comes into equity must come with clean hands. A labourer deserves his/her wage.

I'm sorry, Nothing can be done. The loan has been automatically rejected for you for failing to accept on time.

I still don't understand why anyone who really needs this loan will forget to be checking his status for at least once a week or at least follow updates on Facebook, twitter, nairaland. Following updates will make one know people are getting approved and can be one's turn any time.

People are getting approved and paid almost every week, one doesn't need to see someone close to him gets paid before he now decides to check his status.

I hope you applied for nyif? Be hopeful on nyif and be updated if you applied for it. Your covid loan has gone, I'm sorry

kcboy34:
Please is there a way I can fix this?


I totally forgot about that I applied for the covid19 support. A friend got credited today so I remembered I did mine. I checked with my bvn and I saw that I was approved but I didn't accept it so it say "I....full name... have read and rejected the terms of conditions" apparently because I didn't accept it earlier.

See image below.


Please how can I fix this?

Thanks.

Here I am in the middle of the night laughing out loud.

Why are you like this?

BAZ001:
Lol at no 4.
I used it for one lousy girl

R. Oga where are you
M: good morning
R: good morning where are you
M: I don’t know ,
R: you don’t know? Use your map , look around you
Me: I can see cars and okada
R: what’s name of the street
M: I can’t see the name
R: ask people now, how can you say you don’t know
Me: madam d way u raising your voice seems you angry.
R: what do you mean
Me: I’m not going again can’t pick an angry woman
R; (like cold water poured on her ) I’m not angry now, my voice is like that.
Me: I’m sorry you are angry
(Heard from back ground her friends laughing)
R: msheewww cancel
I’m 100% sure she will arrange herself when talking to next driver.

I've been seeing this everywhere, looks like what an anymymous wrote. No reference to where this was stated, no reputable source or media carried it.

Good luck to everyone though

Bigdadson:
NMFB Covid-19 Loan:
Nirsal Set Disbursement Date.

The Federal Government through the Nirsal micro finance bank (NMFB) has announced disbursement date for SME and Household Loan for all the applicant that applied in the month of March to April 2021.

The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has made a Disbursement of 300 billion naira to Nirsal Microfinance Bank for payment of remaining applicants of 2020 and 2021 new applicant on Targeted Credit Facility (TCF) as a stimulus package to support households and Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises (MSMEs).

Disbursement date has been announced.

NMFB Disbursement date will commence from August – September 2021.

The Nirsal Microfinance Bank (NMFB) Loan amount to Household is 100,000.00 to 500,000.00 naira, and Loan amount for SME will be from 1,000,000.00 to 3,000,000.00 naira

Nirsal Microfinance Bank -NMFB Shortlisted Candidate Loan Status from across the 36 States of the country and Abuja, the Federal Capital Territory

melviniyke2002:
Pls u guys need to calm down,chillex8 trying to dent ur formal boss image to get public pity is wrong....sort wotever u guys hv off narialand.....peace

You're wrong. Did you read the thread from the beginning? The young man is only trying to defend himself, though I can't say who is wrong or right here but it is quite a biased judgent to say chillex is trying to dent dru's image when it was the boss that first threw numeous punches.

Note: I'm not in support of any party as I don't know what truly transpired, both are having strong cases

easzypeaszy:
some1 gave u answer d next tin is calling him a liar..go learn som manners pls.
Secondly ppl who got dose amount u mentioned may be due to bad credit score..frm der existing loans

He's right. The other person said 500k is the least amount that can be approved with CAC which means anyone who applied with CAC will not get less than 500k. The claim is misleading when in real sense those who applied with CAC got 300-250k during last approvals. Check the previous pages when the loan was approved. I dont even think anyone got above 300k on this thread. Registered businesses only got about 50k above non-registered.

It has nothing to do with credit score. The amount got reduced to accommodate more people as stated by the ministry.

Melancholy:
Good morning to you all. Las las l agree sey dem don scam me. My eyes don clear o. Thank God sey na my money l use do am. I don even forget this page teytey. Bye!

We didn't preach again these scams because of hatred of jealousy but to stop these scams.

You've done well to acknowledge your error and come here unlike one teachlead who had to shamefully delete his thread caption and deactivate his acct after he had cursed, abused and insulted us for calling out theobarth as scam.