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Jokes Etc › Re: Why Are Some Girls Dumb (pix) by pembisco(m): 3:50pm On Feb 15, 2015

naso one baby tell me say she school for manchester united

Romance › Re: We Finally Found Ayomide (guy whose Gf Expressed Her Affection On Her Shirt) by pembisco(m): 9:38pm On Feb 14, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Adaora Ukoh Flaunts Boobs In Cleavage-Revealing Outfit (Pics) by pembisco(m): 8:43pm On Feb 14, 2015

d pics aren't worth my vaseline

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Celebrities › Re: Photos: Between Psquare And Donjazzy, Who Rock The Shirt And Tie Dress Most? by pembisco(m): 8:04pm On Feb 14, 2015

peter then don jazzzy, followed by paul.
paul would have rocked the best (red tie) but the tie is short, that nodding should have been for short sleeves

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Celebrities › Re: Dbanj's South African Girlfriend Buys N13m Car For Herself For Valentine by pembisco(m): 12:17pm On Feb 14, 2015

paulolee:
sometin tells mi its d'banj dt bought her dt baby
nice ride babes
enjoy it while it last
wat evry qal is dreaminq for as a val. qift
#hustlinq mode activated #
moneY musT b made
..

I don't talk much coz I kno moneY wud.....

dbanj wei no fit pay house rent?mek we hear word abeg

Celebrities › Re: Dbanj's South African Girlfriend Buys N13m Car For Herself For Valentine by pembisco(m): 12:15pm On Feb 14, 2015

njuwo:
She has bought it now and one reporter caught her that she's the one that bought it o, but off to instagram she would go later in the day and post, Val's gift from my boo boo D'banj the koko master. Isn't it nice? Then bloggers will start carrying, D'banj surprises girlfriend with automatic val's gift.

Politics › Re: Stealing Same As Corruption, Lawyers Tell Jonathan by pembisco(m): 11:43am On Feb 14, 2015

I need to know something. are these lawyers better than the former chief justice of the federation from whom gej quoted that statement? if they are how come they are not even judges of area courts?
Nonsense

Politics › Re: Osibanjo's Daughter Kiki Tweets About Nairaland Topic by pembisco(m): 11:07am On Feb 14, 2015

ritababe:
OK, even meself dey twit abt nairaland.

any difference?.

yeah, she's the daughter of the aspiring vice president under apc and you are a nobody. sorry but that's the bitter truth.....and the difference

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Celebrities › Re: Actress Stephanie Assets On Display, Shares Hot Curves (photos) by pembisco(m): 7:41pm On Feb 13, 2015

rokiatu:
Where is the curves.

I'd die for her body thou, she's tall lean and sexy. Not forgetting legs for this. And she no way curvy and not everyone wants to be curvy. Ya all be using the word curvy anyhow.

you are noticed! Next

Family › Re: She Went To My Phone, Now She Is Threatening A Divorce. by pembisco(m): 6:56pm On Feb 13, 2015

im a guy but bros, I hate guys like you. what the fuccck do you mean by privacy? If she were my sister I'll have personally dealt with you, forget say you don already marry her. I'll deal with you. Nonsense!

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Celebrities › Re: Kim K Steps Out In Sexy Bikini by pembisco(m): 4:51pm On Feb 13, 2015

Sapphire86:
Ugly?

Nigg*a pls! Keep abreast with current news. Pele

don't mind the mofoo, deep widin him in know say in Bleep up lipsrsealed

Sapphire86:
Ugly?

Nigg*a pls! Keep abreast with current news. Pele

don't mind the mofoo, deep widin him in know say in Bleep up

Celebrities › Re: Kim K Steps Out In Sexy Bikini by pembisco(m): 4:47pm On Feb 13, 2015

chucky234:
The day your father bought his first tokunbo car neighbours were invited to celebrate his new car while the car is actually 14yrs old, same scenario here.
You prolly saw the pics somewhere 20yrs ago and that makes them old to you, I stumbled on them today and makes them new to me.
Why your watery brain can't figure that out is still a mystery, next time mind your business and quietly pass.

....but guy the pic teh na

Christianity Etc › Photo: Exam Script Of Jehova Witness Member by pembisco(op): 7:39am On Feb 13, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Former Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Releases New Photos by pembisco(m): 9:58pm On Feb 12, 2015

rokiatu:
Who the fu..ck are you. Who is even consedering you.

STFU!!! and fu...ck out of my face, I dont give a fuc...k about your preference.

I don't blame you, short people are usually aggressive. fact! you fooool your self here, negatively critising other ladies just because some broke a$$ niggas here sing praises to you, and you think you better than the other ladies here? Hell no. stop bullying othet ladies if want respect.

Last bullet. I don't give a fu...ck about you either

Politics › Re: Jonathan Explains What Meant When He Said ‘Stealing Is Not Corruption’ by pembisco(m): 10:01am On Feb 12, 2015*

I watched the presidential media chat yesterday and seriously GEJ explained himself very well especially on this statement "stealing is not curroption", even the journalists were convinced and even ran out of questions. I now believe that people hate this man for just no reason at all, I was impressed with his level of composure, humilty and IQ.
I don't want an illiterate (Buhari) to become my president, in fact this an insult to nigeria and africa as a whole, we'll be laughing stuck by the whole world and it baffles me that some nigerians still don't care about the acedemic level of who becomes their president. Imagine an illiterate ruling the most populous black nation on earth in this modern age. Haba, I'm personally insulted aswear

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The illitrates should know this.

Corruption:
Wrongdoing on the part of an authority or powerful
party through means that are illegitimate, immoral, or
incompatible with ethical standards . Corruption often
results from patronage and is associated with bribery.
It could also be defined as the deviation from an ideal .

Stealing:
take (another person's property) without
permission or legal right and without
intending to return it.
I guess the illitrates (APC) now know the difference

Phd no beans abeg

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Celebrities › Re: Former Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Releases New Photos by pembisco(m): 8:11am On Feb 12, 2015

rokiatu:
lol then how come we are not seeing the nice shape in those pics? Not to talk of the bad choice of bikini she's wearing, it doesn't flatter her at her.

stop feeling your self, you are too short my liking.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (1 - 0) On 11th February 2015 by pembisco(m): 6:57am On Feb 12, 2015

yungmill:
Did u just say bring on ATM& BARCA

Dude why are u asking for a funeral

bro u de forget so soon o, I hope say this no de forget like this fo exam ba. ask Barcelona how far, dem go tell u wetin CHELSEA fit do

Celebrities › Re: Lola Omotayo- Okoye Stuns On The Cover Of BM PRO Magazine by pembisco(m): 2:29pm On Feb 11, 2015

Karleb:
Her makeup artist is so good, thumbs up!

guy, no be every yeyebrity ger makeup artist o, some of them no fit pay artists sef angry

Karleb:
Her makeup artist is so good, thumbs up!

guy, no be every yeyebrity ger makeup artist o, some of them no fit pay artists sef

Celebrities › Re: Jihadists Throw Man Off High Building For 'being Homosexual' [PHOTOS] by pembisco(m): 4:28pm On Feb 04, 2015

Celebrities › Re: OMG! Captured Jordanian Pilot Burnt Alive In A Cage By ISIS See Pics by pembisco(m): 12:34am On Feb 04, 2015

laykorn:
Hehehhe. Yeah, muslims killed him.
Just ask yourself why your muslim neighbour hasn't put you in your dog cage, and burn you and take a footage. Use your senses!

Ayamlaykorn

fffooool, the muslims killed him

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Explosions, Heavy Gunfire Rock Maiduguri by pembisco(m): 9:57am On Feb 01, 2015

My respect to the gallant soldiers, I'm in maiduguri ryt now, unimaid to be precise. Give me 1 million naira as dayly allowance wallaii i won't dare go there.

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Celebrities › Re: BasketMouth's Live At Apollo London Show On 14th February: Right or Wrong? by pembisco(m): 6:50pm On Jan 14, 2015

...and later he'll be on advert giving us crap about violence free election. this is unpatriotic

Celebrities › Re: Who Wore It Better? Rihannah Or ................ by pembisco(m): 2:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

you wore it better

Celebrities › Re: Who Wore It Better? Rihannah Or ................ by pembisco(m): 2:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

you wore it bett

Celebrities › Re: Imo Base Singer "Limzy" Bathroom Pictures Leaked By Ex-lover by pembisco(m): 9:28am On Dec 24, 2014

oboi, dt bathroom be like hell

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Family › Re: 26 Things That Happen When You Grow Up In An African house by pembisco(m): 4:51pm On Dec 06, 2014

one more thing, they always tell you they were the best in academic during their days.

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