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Here it is below: Fayose clandestinely destroying the PDP, Adewale insists

Chairman, Lagos State Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Otunba Segun Adewale has reassured the party leaders and members of his commitment and loyalty to the party not minding his distractors including the Ekiti state governor, Ayodele Fayose.
In a press release made available to our correspondent, Adewale denied any relationship with the All Progressive Congress (APC) as a political party or any of its leaders including former Ekiti state Governor Kayode Fayemi.

“My attention has been brought to a spurious claim in a fainted publication (Wazobia Reporters), purporting that I, Otunba Segun Adewale (Aeroland) is plotting to unseat the governor of Ekiti State, Ayodele Fayose, in order to install former governor, Kayode Fayemi, by 'bribing' Supreme Court judges with a N150 million. Ordinarily, I would not have dignified such porous reasoning feigned as publication with a response, as the entire public can verify or vouch that I will never partake in questionable conducts, more else, engage in what is not only against the Nigeria constitution but foully against humanity.

May I again dismiss abundantly the claims in the said publication, which are not only entirely false, but show the writers lack sense to even think as human beings. It shows clearly the editor needs proper tutelage on the profession.

Contrary to the fictitious publication, which was carved in a vendetta scheme against me for rightly exposing Governor Fayose on his romance with All Progressives Congress (APC) leadership, I must emphasize that I do not know Kayode Fayemi nor have I met him.

More so, it betrays any sensible logic that I will pay my way into the APC to contest a senatorial seat as false claimed in the fainted publication, considering the hardship brought on Nigerians by the party.”
According to him, he has been a party faithful since 2007. "I joined the PDP since 2007 and I have remained faithful to our party's ideologies. In 2011, I contested the Federal House of Representative seat, despite winning grassroots support, the result was manipulated but I remain a committed party man.

"Again in 2015, I contested Lagos West Senatorial seat, won in 7 out of the 10 LGAs for the PDP. Again those that are bent on subverting the will of the people manipulated the whole process yet I remained resolute. In all these, I had the option of bowing to those that made Fayemi but I refused without any apology.

"I am an unrepentant believer in the ideology of the PDP especially under the current leadership of Senator Ali Modu Sheriff as the National Chairman. I refused to leave the party when it was very easy to do so as an unrecognized member. It is therefore laughable, incredible and ridiculous when I read Governor Fayose's sponsored news report insinuating that I am involved with the APC undemocratic plot to remove him from office. Governor Fayose should rather face real governance in Ekiti and stop playing childish politics".

In addition, Adewale accused Governor Fayose of being afraid of his own shadow and living on the assumption that others are as unfaithful to the Party as himself. He said the Governor is desperately seeking to evade explaining his unholy relationship with the leadership of the APC in the southwest. "Is it not worrisome that a Governor and leader in our party speak from both sides of the mouth on issues that relate to the ruling party? At one point, the Governor Fayose is busy abusing the President Muhammadu Buhari, alleging former Governor Fayemi of corruption but at the same time praising Asiwaju Bola Tinubu who was instrumental to the election of both men into office at every opportunity."
Adewale insisted that the PDP in the southwest must be returned to the people where it truly belongs just as the National Chairman; Senator Ali Modu Sherrif has saved the party from its enemies at the national level. “It is an aberration for a sitting PDP governor of a state, Ayodele Fayose, to be acting a mole in a party that got him into office, a glaring case of biting the fingers that fed him".

"His open romances with leaders of the ruling party like Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun, visiting Governor Akeredolu of Ondo and praising Asiwaju Bola Tinubu are major discouragements that dampen the morale of our members. A supposed leader of our party in the southwest but sells out on values and proposition of our party for his selfish personal interests. Whoever dares stand against his attempt to destroy the party is immediately under the attack of his propaganda machinery to the detriment of the party”.

The Ekiti state born successful business man and a known philanthropist said it is within his right to aspire to any political position including the highest position in Ekiti state on the platform of the PDP. "I will answer the call of my people when the time is ripe notwithstanding the ongoing efforts by my detractors. Governor Fayose and his lost sheep cannot stop the will of God and good people of Ekiti state."

Culled From Palmchat

poster above should stop wasting space

My lover is a passionate and skilled lover who enjoys the sexual opportunities I offer without expecting any kind of serious commitment. He brings toe-curling excitement to my life and I get to turn around and bring that high-octane sexual energy back home to my husband. Everyone wins.

Polyamory and non-monogamy seem to be all the rage these days. Everyone is talking about the fun new forms relationships can take and the excitement that comes from doing something non-traditional and edgy. But very few articles I’ve read explain exactly why having a relationship with someone other than your husband or wife may actually help you be a better wife or husband.

I’ve been with my husband Austin for almost four years. For two of those years I’ve also had an ongoing occasional relationship with my lover Jay, with my husband’s full knowledge and consent. There’s no sneaking, no cheating, and no funny business here. Just good old-fashioned dates, conversations, and sheet-tangling sex. I see my lover as often as a few times a month or as rarely as every six months, depending on our schedules and desires. I do my best to balance my marriage to Austin, my relationship with Jay, graduate school, a job, and parenting or step-parenting three teenagers, so sometimes I don’t get to spend as much time with Jay as I’d like.

So why do I gleefully indulge in these occasional overnight romps with Jay instead of sticking to the model of monogamy most of my 40-something friends desperately embrace while quietly withering inside?

Well, that last sentence should be something of a clue. Having a lover makes me a better wife because it makes me feel good and that’s good for my marriage. I break the benefits down into three separate but related categories, each of which positively contributes to my life as a wife, parent, student, and employee: communication, passion, and rejuvenation.

A serious relationship takes a lot of work, as anyone who has ever been in one knows. A great deal of that work is simply communicating in ways that make sure both parties get heard, acknowledged, and respected. When Austin and I first started exploring the idea of opening up our relationship to include additional lovers, we had to do an extraordinary amount of additional communicating. We had to try extra hard to make sure we were actively listening, holding each other in compassion, and seeking what was best for our relationship.

Don’t get me wrong, there were plenty of arguments, hurt feelings, and serious missteps along the way. We had to fight our way through a lot of crappy conversations to get to the point where now we feel at least slightly more confident in our ability to share our wants, needs, and desires without fear of getting automatically shut down based on jealousy or insecurity. Like so many things, it was worth the effort and has taught us that there isn’t much we can’t work through. I feel more confident in my ability to communicate with Austin as well as everyone else in my life, something that only serves to enhance my skills as a parent and contributes positively to my career.

At this point you may be asking yourself, “But doesn’t the extra work of communicating just add more stress to your life and marriage? Wouldn’t it be easier to keep things simple and avoid the risk of jealousy/anger/drama?”

Of course it would be. But it would also mean that I wouldn’t get to spend quality time with a dear friend who partakes in deliciously fun sexual escapades with me and reminds me that I am an innately sexual being. Jay and I haven’t yet fallen into a sexual rut and hopefully we never will. We haven’t become annoyed with each other’s bad habits. We don’t have to deal with each other’s dirty laundry or decide who is going to stop on the way home to pick up the tomatoes for tonight’s salad. We get to focus on making each other feel good in as many ways as possible, something that is made infinitely easier precisely because that is all we have to do. Jay is a passionate and skilled lover who enjoys the sexual opportunities I offer without expecting any kind of serious commitment. He brings toe-curling excitement to my life and I get to turn around and bring that high-octane sexual energy back home to Austin. Everyone wins.

And by everyone, I mean everyone. For years, my therapist has urged me to take mini-vacations to get away from the stress of trying to keep up with managing a household, getting a PhD, and working. Unfortunately, I always felt obligated to take care of my husband, our kids, our dogs, our house, my classes, and projects…the list could go on and on. It was impossible for me to let go, almost entirely because I felt like I didn’t have a real reason to get away. I had everything keeping me at home and nothing pulling me away. So even though I knew a break every now and then would help me recharge my batteries, it almost never happened.

But now, when I feel like the stress is becoming unbearable and my nerves are close to being shot, I plan a night or two with Jay to counterbalance everything else going on in my life. Just getting away from the usual routine helps me regain my equilibrium and return to my place as a productive and pleasant member of my family and society. Jay and I are old friends and the comfort that comes from being at his house with no responsibilities and a glass of wine does something miraculous to my anxiety level. I remember how to breathe, how to laugh, and how to see the sparkle in someone’s eye. Jay reminds me, through our conversations and caresses, to be gentle, compassionate, and vulnerable. He helps restore my sense of calm and sends me back to Austin with a soft heart that is better able to deal with the stress of real life.

As the saying goes, I was poly when poly wasn’t cool. Jay is my current lover but I’ve been enjoying the benefits of this type of arrangement for 10 years, long before Austin and I met. I’ve occasionally tried to fit myself back into the box of monogamy but now I’m thoroughly convinced that having a lover makes me a better wife, so I’m not inclined to give it up any time soon.


Culled from Palmchat

Last night after work, I went to the gym with two of my co-workers. We were gabbing about girl stuff while we warmed up.

“I need to get my legs strong for cowgirl sex!” my one co-worker said as she squatted.

My other co-worker laughed. “Jake* likes when I do this one thing to his butt …”

I don’t have a boyfriend. I’m also currently not having sex, so I figured I should stay out of the conversation. My input was NOT valuable here. So with nothing to contribute to the guy talk, I chose to focus more on perfecting my burpee form.

When I got home, I took a long, hot shower. I ate some pretzels. I threw my backpack on the floor, lit some candles and crawled into bed. There was a joint on my windowsill, rolled and ready to go, and I’d been waiting all day to smoke it. I lit one end and puffed slowly. Three puffs in, I was already too in my head to pay attention to the episode of “The Office” blaring in the background, so I just kind of sat there dwelling.

And I felt lonely.

Why the f*ck do I feel so lonely? Do other people feel this way when they’re alone at home? I thought. Or is it just me? And if it is just me, then why is it just me? Ugh, here I go, spiraling …

“Unworthy,” a book that my boss had given me about cultivating self-love, was staring at me from its place on my nightstand. I thought about picking it up. Then I thought about opening my brand new coloring book lodged somewhere on my bookshelf between “Ishmael” and Mindy Kaling’s “Why Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?”

It was like I was spending every moment of my post-work alone time warding off loneliness. That stupid f*cking relentlessly nagging loneliness.

Earlier that day, I’d asked my female co-workers in our company chat how many of them are in relationships and how many are single. Not everyone answered, but here were the responses from the girls who did:

Sh*t. No wonder I feel so lonely. I spend my day surrounded by people in relationships. And no hate against them, but I kind of feel like a reject. A subhuman. Plain wrong for not doing what everyone else is doing.

My therapist told me that whenever those feelings of loneliness strike, I should sit with them, not fight them. Befriend them, even. This was hard for me to do because I always try to fight them by self-destructing: I’ll get too high, too contemplative, eat to the point of a self-induced stomach flu.

So I didn’t eat myself into a coma. I didn’t color or read to distract myself, either. Instead, I sat cross-legged on my bed and looked out the window. I watched the people walk by beneath me. I noticed I was hungry and thought about making a meal. I heard my neighbor’s dogs barking, begging my neighbor to take them outside. I wish I had a f*cking dog, I thought to myself while enveloped in strawberry-scented marijuana smoke.

And then I cried. It felt good to cry, I’ll give my therapist that much. But I’d never tell her just how often I feel lonely. I don’t want her to worry unnecessarily, so I’m telling you guys instead.

If I cried every time I felt lonely, though, I’d cry a helluva lot, and that’s the problem. Because I feel lonely every time I’m alone.

So I try to avoid being alone as much as possible. But I can’t spend my life running from myself.

How do I block out the outside world and just do me? How do I remember that my path is my path, and that path requires being alone a lot, and that just because it’s different doesn’t mean it’s wrong?

Loneliness is a special kind of monster. It can consume you when you’re in a room full of people, or it can sneak up on you when you’re all by yourself. Loneliness is just a state of mind, but it can turn into a disease if you let it. And I’ve got to find a cure.


Culled from Pamlchat

My husband of eight years confessed to wanting to watch me with another man. I asked if he meant it. He said yes. I asked if he wanted me to set it up. He said yes. I found a guy, and he agreed to a full STD screening — at my husband's suggestion and our expense — so that we wouldn't have to use condoms.

I was worried about how my husband would feel. But he loved every minute of it — he loved it a little too much.

My husband had sex with me after our "guest" left. I still had our guest's semen inside me. Is my husband gay? Is that what cuckolding is all about? He didn't touch the other guy, but what the Bleep?

Spouse Expressing Concern Over Newly Disclosed Sexuality

"Far from being an indication of homosexuality, your husband's turn-on goes back to the roots of male heterosexual experience," says Christopher Ryan, co-author of Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality. "Human beings evolved in very intimate groups where sex often involved multiple partners."

Before Ryan walks us through what's so straight about your husband dipping his dick in another man's spunk, SECONDS, let me get this off my chest: Sex at Dawn is the single most important book about human sexuality since Alfred Kinsey unleashed Sexual Behavior in the Human Male on the American public in 1948. Want to understand why men married to supermodels cheat? Why so many marriages are sexless? Why paternity tests often reveal that the "father" isn't? Read Sex at Dawn.

Now back to Ryan:

"Think about it," says Ryan. "Why would women have evolved the capacity for slow-building multiple orgasms while males evolved the orgasmic response of minutemen accompanied by a sudden disappearance of all interest in sex?"

Because — as Ryan and his co-author Cacilda Jethá lay out in Sex at Dawn — for countless generations, our male and female ancestors, like our closest primate relatives (Bleep-mad bonobos), engaged in multipartner sex. Females mated with multiple males, while males — so easily stimulated visually to this day — watched and waited their turn.

"Almost all of us get off on watching other people having sex," says Ryan. "Even if our minds deny it, our bodies respond in many ways, ranging from increased genital blood flow (in both sexes) to stronger male ejaculations."

By inviting another male into your bedroom, SECONDS, your husband — consciously or subconsciously — is inducing what's known as "sperm competition." Watching you have sex with another male made him more excited to have sex with you, not with the other male, and treated him to a more intense orgasm in you, not in the other male.

"So your husband's experience was very heterosexual," says Ryan.

I'll go further: Your husband's experience was the original heterosexual experience.

I've been with my partner for 10 years. I have lost all interest in sex, while my partner still has a healthy libido. We've agreed on a weekly "sex night." I dread it. We could call it quits, but we have a child and we love each other. I don't want to break up our family, so I put up with "sex night." It sounds depressing, I know, but the alternative seems worse.

Wishes She Was Hot

"Here's a dirty little secret: Lots of wonderful marriages aren't particularly sexual or exclusive," says Ryan, hinting at another alternative. "In Sex at Dawn, we show that sexual novelty was an important part of our evolution as a species and why the appetite is still so strong in us today. But, as you and your partner demonstrate, we don't all respond the same way to the absence of novelty.

"You don't say if your loss of libido pertains only to sex with your partner or to anyone at all," Ryan continues, "but it's a good idea to eliminate possible medical and psychological causes before concluding that it's a purely sexual issue. Assuming it's just libido, I'd encourage you to talk about all this openly and see if you can't find a middle ground that incorporates a more comfortable sexual arrangement that doesn't leave your partner frustrated and you dreading 'sex night.'"

In other words, WSWH, give your partner permission to fuuuck around. Ask yourself what's more important: staying married or staying monogamous?

"If you can find a way to take the pressure off both of you, you might find a deeper intimacy with each other and a return of your libido," says Ryan.


Culled From Palmchat

John Laurinaitis, the former wrestler who’s now married to the mother of Nikki and Brie Bella, was wondering about the wisdom of a pre-nup. John Cena, who’s been dating Nikki Bella for years, chimed in with some wisdom.

“I had to have [Nikki] sign an agreement to live in the house. And that’s—it wasn’t a one-page, it’s a 75-page agreement.”



The mystery now turns to why the hell Cena needed her to sign such a long contract. Is she a total slob? Is he a total asshole? 

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Culled from Palmchat

Bumbae1:
Interesting..
wait they will comment below me

Only point 1 no make sense .. but rest fit slide sha

Drama queen spotted

Ok

Cutehector:
Am not attracted to short girls

Bro any girl that is attracted to you is very unfortunate. Are you not the same person that was feeling HIGH simply because you had a 2months Whatsapp affair with a lady on this forum?

only the most unfortunate beings can be attracted to you! It sucks to be you man

5. She'll Wear You Down

Your drama queen might be beautiful and exciting, but dealing with one dramatic episode after the next will take a toll on you, says Ellen McGrath, a New York clinical psychologist in “Psychology Today.” You’ll be sucked into the drama and get excited, too, or you will shut down. Either way, look around for a moment, and you might finally see the quiet girl, “the one who understands you.”

4. Mood Swings

Being with a drama queen can seem as if you are hanging with a ticking time bomb. One minute everything seems copacetic, and the next, everything hits the fan. Drama queens often have borderline personality disorder, according to Sheri Spirt, an assistant professor of psychiatry at NYU Medical Center, in “Psychology Today.” They have unstable relationships and don’t have a real identity. They might rage one minute and be completely over it the next.

3. Master Manipulator

If there’s one thing any drama queen knows how to do, it’s get her way. As soon as you want to do something she doesn’t, be prepared for a temper tantrum. You want to go to the Braves game, and she wants to go to the botanical garden. Better get out your plant book, or be prepared to pay dearly for a long time for that one ball game. Or if you want to hang with your buddies, watch out. Something dramatic is bound to happen. Maybe she’s suddenly sick, or maybe she’s worried about failing a test. She will think of something that she needs you to do for her right then.

2. Immature

Many drama queens learned the behavior when they were, shall we say, little spoiled brats. Daddy paid attention and usually gave in when his little darling stomped her foot and would not leave the store until he bought her a pretty doll. Can you see where this is heading? You might not want to take your not-so-little darling to the mall on payday. She won’t be happy unless you get her that new Michael Kors bag.

1. Low Self-Esteem

You might think that the girl who’s always the center of attention is what you want because if she gets all the attention, she must be fun to be around, right? Not so much. The reason these drama queens are in the spotlight so often is that they create drama so they’ll feel good about themselves. You see, drama queens usually have low self-esteem, feel insecure and are not blessed with the confidence they pretend to have. They believe that unless they create drama, no one will be interested in them.


Culled From Palmchat

With the way Barca is misbehaving I am afraid of a shocker from Juve. Our defence is the worst in the entire Europe coupled with our "no idea" manager, while Juve has one of the best defence in the world.

But I'm optimistic...

All these FAKE stories and tales by sunset.


Who is the lady? who is the husband? Nonsense story just to gain cheap publicity.

Marriage is a universal institution which is recognized and respected all over the world. As a social institution, marriage is founded on, and governed by laws, social and religious norms of society. Marriage under the act is a voluntary union between a man and a woman to the exclusion of others. The celebration of marriage under the act in Nigeria is regulated by the Marriage Act and is usually referred to as statutory marriage.

ESSENTIAL VALIDITY OF MARRIAGE

The parties to a marriage under the act must possess the necessary capacity.

NEITHER PARTY MUST BE MARRIED

Marriage under the act is monogamous in nature, being a union of one man and one woman to the exclusion of others. Consequently, a party to a subsisting statutory or customary law marriage has no capacity to enter into another statutory marriage with another person.

CONSENT OF THE PARTIES

The voluntary consent of the parties is a prerequisite for the celebration of a statutory marriage. The absence of such consent, or the granting of it under duress or misapprehension, vitiates the agreement.

PARENTAL CONSENT

Where either party to a statutory marriage, not being a widow or a widower, is under 21 years of age, he or she must obtain a written consent of the father. But if the father is dead or of unsound mind or absent from Nigeria, the mother may give the necessary consent. Where both parents are dead or are of unsound mind or out of Nigeria the guardian of the minor can give the consent.

PROHIBITED DEGREE OF CONSANGUINITY AND AFFINITY

The parties to a statutory marriage must not be related by blood in any way. In other words, they must not be brothers or sisters or of any extended relation.

SANITY

It is necessary that parties to a statutory marriage are sane. If one of the parties is insane and therefore mentally incapable of understanding the nature of the marriage contract the marriage is void ab initio.

AGE

The marriage act did not lay down any mandatory age for marriage. Section 3 (1) (e) of the matrimonial causes Act makes a marriage void where either of the parties is not of ‘Marriageable Age’ but nowhere in the statute is the term ‘marriageable age’defined. In the absence of a statutory definition recourse may be made to the common law of England; part of the received English law in Nigeria. Under the common law, a valid marriage may be contracted if the parties have attained the age of puberty- fourteen years in the case of boys and twelve years for girls.

CELEBRATION OF MARRIAGE

When the parties to an intended marriage have obtained either a registrar’s certificate or a special license they may be married in one of two different ways.

1. Marriage in a licensed place of worship: The governor of a state is authorized by the marriage act to license any place of public worship within his state to be a place for the celebration of marriage. Said license may also be revoked. Notice of the approval or revocation must be published in the state gazette. The parties may have their marriage celebrated in a licensed place of worship by any recognized minister of the church, denomination or body to which such place of worship belongs. The marriage must be celebrated with open doors between 8am and 6pm in the presence of at least two witnesses beside the officiating priest. Such celebration must be in accordance with the rites or usages of marriage observed in such church, denomination or body.  Consequently, it is contrary to the law, for a Methodist priest for instance, to solemnize a marriage in a licensed Catholic church, either according to rites of the Catholic church or according to those of his own church.


2. Marriage in a registrar’s office : Parties who have obtained a registrar’s certificate may, as alternative, contract a marriage before a marriage registrar in his office and in the presence of two witnesses. The celebration of the marriage must take place with open doors between 10am and 4pm.

3. Church marriage: This is NOT valid under the Marriage Act.It is common in Nigeria to see some couples go through a marriage ceremony in accordance with some religious rites especially in churches, without first going through the statutory requirements already mentioned above. All such marriages celebrated in churches without compliance with the Marriage Act are NOT valid marriages under the Act. A party to such can still go on and be married as many times as he pleases to other persons. This is because the marriage is not statutory.

Culled From Palmchat

Culled from Palmchat video.
They seek the truth from on high.

A rabbi, a priest and an atheist share bong hits and philosophy in a viral video posted Wednesday.

This isn’t a bar joke. The clip was produced by Cut in Washington state, where recreational marijuana use is legal. The rabbi, Jim Mirel, is the Rabbi Emeritus at Temple B’nai Torah in Bellevue. The priest, Rev. Chris Schuller, once served as the rector at St. Thomas’ Episcopal Church in St. Petersburg, Florida, and later made news for posting a pro-marijuana video. The atheist, Carlos, describes himself as a “conservative homosexual” who grew up in both the Southern Baptist and Roman Catholic faiths.

At one point in their spiritual chat, the rabbi says of cannabis: “If it helps you become a better person, if it lifts you up, gives you a new view of life, it’s a very positive thing.”

We imagine there are plenty of viewers saying amen to that.

Watch above as the spiritual brotherhood between the three thickens along with the smoke.

Now pass that bong, rabbi. 


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Don't you have friends, colleagues, or neighbors to discuss this trivial issue with? what exactly do you want the online community to do? How old are you Sir?

It does not matter if you use an Android, Windows or iOS operating system powered device but what matters is how much you pay attention to what happening to your device, setting, functions, features, specifications, operations also causes the big gap of either saving the battery or draining the battery. But I am going to list the obvious and actions which are commonly done which drains your battery.

Please do read all the instructions even below because after reading you can act on them and you will surely see that your phone battery is lasting longer because of these few actions that should be avoided or actions that should be done.

1. Screen Brightness: Some of us like phones which screen are so bright that sometime it can be used as a flashlight in the dark which is kind of wrong because the brightness from the phone screen damages the eyes when the brightness is just too excessive. So it is medically advised to always put your phone brightness around the average area except your eye already has a problem with seeing the screen at average brightness. The Screen Brightness reduction is a get way of increasing the battery life and also increase the durability of the battery when in use.

2. Vibration and Keytones: The vibration is one of the major battery killer of all time, right from the creation of mobile phones up to the stage of Smartphone Vibrations still rocks the Battery Killer category and also keytones are not necessary except on special cases, these two point actually kills the battery faster than you imagined. I always advise that the vibration and keytones option should be turned off due to the battery level and durability of the battery in use, so its up to you. Some of us normally like the keytones but I will strongly advise that it should be reduced to the minimal level as this will help increase the durability of the phone’s battery.

3. Turn Off WiFi and Bluetooth: These are necessary features of a smartphone but they don’t need to be turned on every time especially when they are not in use. when these features are turned on it draw a particular amount of battery to power them up, it is understandable when its in use but when it not in use it means you are just pouring your battery down the drain. Always turn them off when they are not in use as it helps in protecting the battery too.

4. Watch Background Applications: A lot of us don’t know what are called background applications, but this are applications that actually operate without you knowing or sometimes we minimize some applications and we forget that they are still running which drains it on battery so it always good to know what is running in the background and when they are not needed you can just close them.

5. Phone Calls Only: People sometimes are funny and actually find it hard to face reality, you notice that your Battery is low and you still play games and you want the battery to be intact? you need to know stages to do things. When you notice that your battery is actually getting down why don’t you simply work on phone calls only so it will be able to serve you longer than imagined.

6. Always Update You Apps Regularly: Some developer while rolling updates or after creating some application there might be some mistakes which will be in form of bugs which may also be involve in the battery draining, now updating your applications will ensure that bugs discovered by the developers are fixed through the updates.

7. Turn Off Notifications And Syncing: Notifications are good, am not saying otherwise but sometimes it is good to just off the notification sounds or tones and leave the notification light on because it saves the battery consumed by the notifications. When it comes to the Syncing, which set it as Auto sync when there is nothing new to sync in. This is really something that needs to be considered, all this minors actions when added will create a major factor which sucks the battery dry.

8. Limit the Screen Timeout: Some devices have a very long screen time-out period which consumes the battery when not even used so it is normally advised to just reduce the screen timeout to the lowest as possible as to reduce the battery consumption by the screen.

9. Get A Power Bank: I personally own one because you just don’t know when it come handy, when you feel you battery want to fail you all you just have to is boost the battery up easily.

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1. If you happen to over-salt a pot of soup, just drop in a peeled potato. The potato will absorb the excess salt.
2. When boiling eggs, add a pinch of salt to keep the shells from cracking.
3. Never put citrus fruits(Oranges,Lemons, limes, etc) or tomatoes in the fridge. The low temperatures degrade the aroma and flavor of these fruits.(That's why our tomatoes don't last in the fridge)
4. To clean iron cookl-ware, don’t use detergents. Just scrub them with salt and a clean, dry paper towel.
5. When storing empty airtight containers, throw in a pinch of salt to keep them from getting stinky.
6. If you are making gravy(stew) and accidentally burn it, just pour it into a clean pan and continue cooking it. Add sugar a little at a time, tasting as you go to avoid 'over-sugaring'it. The sugar will cancel out the burned taste.
7. Burned a pot of rice? Just place a piece of white bread on top of the rice for 5-10 minutes to draw out the burned flavour. Be careful not to scrape the burned pieces off of the bottom of the pan when serving the rice.
8. Before you chop fresh red peppers, rub a little vegetable oil into your hands and your skin won’t absorb the spiciness.
9. If you aren’t sure how fresh your eggs are, place them in about four inches of water. Eggs that stay on the bottom are fresh. If only one end tips up, the egg is less fresh and should be used soon. If it floats, it’s past the fresh stage.
10. To banish ants from the kitchen, find out where they are coming in and cover the hole with petroleum jelly(Vaseline). Ants won’t trek through the jelly. If they are coming under a door, draw a line on the floor with chalk. The little bugs also won’t cross a line of chalk.
11. Don’t store your bananas in a bunch or in a fruit bowl with other fruits. Separate your bananas and place each in a different location. Bananas release gases which cause fruits (including other bananas) to ripen quickly. Separating them will keep them fresh longer.
12. To keep potatoes from budding in the bag, put an apple in with them.
13. If you manage to have some leftover wine, cocktail drinks at the end of the evening, freeze it in ice cube trays for easy addition to sauces (white wine works wonders in sauces, i don't joke with them) in the future.
14. After boiling pasta or potatoes, cool the water and use it to water your house plants. The water contains nutrients that your plants will love.
15. When defrosting meat from the freezer, pour some vinegar over it. Not only does it tenderize the meat; it will also bring down the freezing temperature of the meat and cause it to thaw quicker. # Noteevery woman should have vinegar in her kitchen.
16. Do you cry while peeling off onions, then try this. After peeling off your onions, refrigerate the onions for atleast 5minutes, then dice it. You will be glad you did.
17. For aluminium pans that are looking dull, just boil some apple peels in them. This will brighten up the aluminum and make your house smell yummy.
18. If your salt is becoming lumpy, put a few grains of rice in with it to absorb excess moisture.
19. Always keep an aloe vera plant in your kitchen. It’s invaluable when you scrape your arm or burn your finger. Just break off a leaf and rub the gel from the inside on the injury.
20. When making a soup, sauce, that ends up too fatty or greasy, drop in an ice cube. The ice will attract the fat, which you can then scoop out. This works wonders 21. To reuse cooking oil without tasting whatever was cooked in the oil previously, cook a 1/4″ piece of ginger in the oil. It will remove any remaining flavors and odors.
22. If your milk always goes bad before you can finish it, try adding a pinch of salt to the carton when you first open it. It will stay fresh days longer.
23. If two drinking glasses become stuck together after stacking, it’s not impossible to unstick them. Just put ice in the inner glass and dunk the outer glass in warm water. The warm glass will expand and the cold glass will contract, making the glasses separate easily.
24. For splinters under the fingernail, soaking the affected finger in a bowl of milk with a piece of bread in it, it will help.
#COPIED FROM PALMCHAT

I had a Memorial Day barbecue yesterday and got a chance to connect with some amazing friends. As the day wound down and the sangria pitcher drained, I started musing about dating and relationships, which is the kind of thing I do whether I’m sober or not.

It occurred to me that all of our friends are demographically similar: Attractive, fun, 30-40 years old. Writers. Directors. Marketers. Professors. Artists. MBAs. Just a solid bunch of folks.

And yet there was only one other couple at our party – everyone else was single.

So if the common denominator between my friends is that they’re single and impressive, is it possible that the reason that they’re single is BECAUSE they’re impressive?

When you have everything going for you, does it become that much harder to compromise on looks? Intelligence? Humor? Money?

So if the common denominator between my friends is that they’re single and impressive, is it possible that the reason that they’re single is BECAUSE they’re impressive?

Without psychoanalyzing any of my friends (since a. they didn’t ask me, and b. I’m not a shrink), I’d have to at least pose the question:

When you truly are an 8 in looks, a 9 in intelligence, a 7 in career, an 8 in humor… is it imperative to find someone as impressive as you are? Is anything less “settling”?

Believe me, I’m not one of those people who became an expert when he put a ring on his finger. After all, for most of my career, I was the single guy. Plus, it’s quite evident that married people aren’t necessarily smarter – they’re just more committed to one relationship.

But maybe it’s not just a coincidence that the cream of the crop is largely made up of “maximizers” as described in Barry Schwartz’s “The Paradox of Choice”. These folks have so much self-worth that they feel that the grass is always greener. And if they have 90% of what they’re looking for in a mate, maybe they just won’t rest until they find 94%.

Alas, as Schwartz points out in his amazing book: maximizers are rarely happy. In fact, “satisficers” – the people who are content with “less” – tend to be happier people overall.

So, is it harder for the most impressive people to find love? Would they be wiser if they learned to compromise? Are they holding out for something that doesn’t exist?

What do you think

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Jacksparr0w127:
yes please

I'll send it by DHL to you bro

Jacksparr0w127:
How to be a gold digger?

Dude, do you need an audio version?

The desire of any woman is to have a man that is rich enough to take care of her, give her financial security, take her on romantic trips and make reality her fantasies.

While many see this as a daunting task, I have found out a good plan for a serious lady to achieve this.

The plan is very simple, Stick by and encourage a poor or middle class man who has a vision and a dream, partnered with skill and technique until he becomes rich.

The road will be rocky, but if his determination is there, you’ll both get there together. Plus he’ll more than likely stay loyal to you for sticking with him through the ups and downs.

Otherwise, to a rich man, you may just be seen as an option, not a life-long companion. I mean, sure it’s possible to have him, but not that likely.


From A PAlmchat Post

Seun, Lalasticlala this is good for front page

What are mango worms?
First, the mango worm goes by many names. It is technically a fly larva and it also goes by the names mango fly, putzi fly and tumbu fly depending on where you are.

Where are mango worms found?

Mango worms are found throughout tropical areas of sub-Saharan Africa, but is more common in certain regions (Central Africa, for example). You could come across them in another part of the world, too, but only if a human or animal traveled while infected with the worms.

The worm works like this:

Adult female worm lays a few hundred eggs into the soil OR onto some damp clothing that is hanging out to dry.
The larvae penetrate the skin of the host and take up residence in the subcutaneous tissue, a layer of skin that has fat and connective tissue filled with blood vessels and nerves.
Then they grow and fatten up.
After 8-12 days, a boil will have formed.
It will itch and then get increasingly painful before it…
actually opens up so the worm can come out to play.
The worm then falls to the ground where it buries itself in order to go into its final stage of growth before turning into a fly.
Got it? Good.

How can mango worm be prevented?
Mango worm is generally very uncommon for travelers to come across, but there are certainly a few steps you can take to really minimize your risk. For one, do not walk around barefoot on soil. By the same token, don’t roll around in the soil. Never a good idea.

As far as your clothes go, if you are in an area where mango worm is prevalent, it would be best to machine dry your clothes or iron them after leaving them out to line dry. The heat will effectively kill the larvae.

Mango worm treatment
There is no medication you can take that will kill the mango worm. You simply have to wait for it to come out. Alternatively, you can cover the boil with vaseline or a similar product and wait till the worm pops out on its own (the vaseline will cut off its access to oxygen). In rare cases, a visit to a clinic may be required to extract the worm.

Mango worms do not pose a serious health risk. They do not carry other diseases with them and they do not cause complications themselves outside of the boil that they create. It is important, however, to remember to thoroughly disinfect the area after the worm has emerged from the body.

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Culled From Palmchat Health
Source: http://sickontheroad.com/2012/05/03/mango-worm-another-creepy-crawly-that-emerges-from-the-skin/

onward4life:
I don really kno but

I can go about owing hoes like I hilux

Meh Am not Jayz

wtf?

onward4life:
What do yu want me do. She was jus breaking my heart as if I went sambisa.

I already lost the battle when I said that. I keep reminiscences of our previous orgy weeks back when somborri just slammed her like 30mins ago!

What is so special in her?

giftedheart1:
I think those of us wey no get money can be allowed to sleep in the strong rooms of some banks...at least that will tell u that money will come soon... just an opinion!!

thief

onward4life:
I wance begged my girl same tin.

She left me anyway.

I dnt tink yu understand what it means to be a honest man.

Til tuday am stil single like fummi iyanda

you begged her to sleep with other guys but keep you as Bae?

What a fool

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A group of Chinese women recently made headlines after being photographed while lying in shallow graves on the outskirts of Chongqing City. It was revealed that they were taking part in a bizarre ritual called “graveyard meditation” which allegedly helps them cope with divorce.

Graveyard meditation is the brainchild of Liu Taijie, a 30-year-old divorcee who now helps other women get over romantic breakups. After getting married at the age of 19, and having a baby at 21, Liu went through a hard divorce in 2015, after also failing to launch her own business. It was a tough time, but she managed to pull through, and she now wants to help other women understand that life goes on and they have to put the past behind them, where it belongs.

“I know how a woman felt when she was feeling abandoned. I had the thought of committing suicide when I got divorced,” Ms. Liu said. When a person is desperate, he or she could almost feel they’re near death. By lying in the grave, my students could try to experience death. This will remind them that they have not done many things in their life and that they need to forget about the past and start a new life.”

culled from www.Palmchatnow.com
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