₦airaland Forum

Person Wey dey find work is still asking "hu is dis? " Your madness needs to be on naija curriculum.

I'm not sure this salary structure is true. Mainly the recruit.

yoruba1914:
The NATION NEWSPAPER= THE ATTACK DOG USED TO SPREAD LIES AND PROPAGANDA BY THE SATANIC PARTY CALLED APC.
WHEN WILL APC REACT TO THE MALADMINISTRATION HAPPENING IN OGUN STATE?

And Kogi state too

SmartProf:
Nice to see him develop a coaching career. He's always having a very fresh & happy look. btw at 40yrs old he's looking younger than our very own Taye Taiwo.

Taye Taiwo had always been looking like this before he was even born. Then the type of training man chop before making it no give room for frosh face Abeg. But when u see him face to face, dude fresh small ooo

NaijaBoy213:
Why are you not in church today?
Give us a tangible reason.

Mine: seriously, I Don't Have Offering.

Very deeply broke.

Mine was wifey wedding gown. Total waste of money. Bought new one adjusted it to her taste now gown is wasting away in Granny's wardrobe.

NwaNimo1:
No yoruba bribe takers?

He's finished!

That's y your head looks the way it is.

JasonScoolari:
Hadi "Dybala" Sirika, who's the Minister of Avaition is the only outstanding performer under the "trophyless" and lifeless manager called Gen. Muhammadu "Sarri" Buhari....



Dude has give some assist this season and most recently, the Two assist he gave to Lagos and Abuja airports to carry out Dry test.

God bless you big.

Thank God. We are gradually going back to normal.
Lord please answer my prayers

Funny thing is, broke girls can form one mumu love wey no get head. Also, na dem nag n jealous pass.

OK oooi. Hope he won't runaway again when deny the ticket.

Ugolistikp:
farming is not an easy process but the end result is always something everybody anticipates. I decided to to practice farming basically because I had enough time due to the Corona virus pandemic so I went to harvest my maize today and I was really surprised .....
Pavore9 , Farmtech ,Mynd44

U just encourage me

Either its real or not we just need to protect ourselves. We don't know what they are up to.
Americans had been in the streets protesting for 11th day now, yet NO ONE had drop dead due to coronavirus. But while they were in lockdown, hundreds of people were dying in their hospitals and homes.
You ask me how they are doing it ?

This is serious

Is he going to the farm for photo shoot or did he tell you he was expecting them so he can come with his camera.
Sometimes, you people talk as if they are frying dodo on your head.

kerzhim:
This man and his purported stories of him escaping death, and in the end there will be no video or picture evidence to back it up. Nawa o!

Before you were admitted, you read all their rules and regulations. Why can't you just follow it ?
Did your religion not teach you to obey rules and regulations?
Lobbish!!!!

If all you said here is the truth and you still read all the messages therein, and you later marry him and still beats you and still later kill you.
That means you are mad from the beginning of your story!

LazyGold:
https://punchng.com/reps-member-frowns-on-akeredolus-wife-over-idanre-hills-post/

When there's too much oguro in the system, trust me anything can be spew out.

HitlerGaddafi:
Later they'll start complaining that their alawee isn't enough. You should have let that old man be. He has just a few years ahead of him before he leaves you alone in this world to continue the suffering. You on the other hand have several years to achieve a lot and you're concerned about an old man.

Your name says a lot about your write up.

Johnkay01:
Hmmm

Imagine Bill Gate was born in Kogi and didn't have the opportunity to travel out.

Note: many parts of Kogi don't have electricity, especially those strong villages between Okene and Anyigba, and some Yoruba speaking parts of Kogi.

Our environment contribute a great deal in what we will become in life.

The state university self, dey ration light.

When will bubu release his own secondary school throwback picture?

Why are we this heartless in this country. Crime no dey tire una ?

JasonScoolari:
I find this story hard to believe.

Question number 1; Why did you decide to give the driver extra N1500? Did he drive you above SEA level to warrant such magnanimity? Or it's your usual way of showing off to your social media friends?

Question Number 2; How come you had so much time to take the driver some pictures? Is it a way of telling your social media friends that you're balling hard with your "Personal" Driver?

Question Number 3; You were able to post the pictures of the driver and your WhatsApp "chat" easily, what stops you to post a screen shot evidence of the amount deducted "mistakenly?

Base on your number 1 question
Person like you can never tip a waiter 1kobo even if he provide the best service ever for you.

Sometimes the problem are not really from the mothers. Some hospital staffs are culpable as well. Some swap babies at birth sometimes for money, gender priorities or mistakes. My own view though.

GOD BLESS YOU BEYOND YOUR EXPECTATIONS!!!

Built2last:
Lol

You admitted Atiku into APC in 2014.

He moved in with his questionable wealth.

You cleared him to contest APC primaries

While he was campaigning The Kaduna dwuaf told Nigerians that he was a suspect in US yet APC allowed him to continued without extraditing him to US since they don't know how to request for extradition

He contested your presidential primary in 2014. Wlhile he was giving $3000 dollars to delegates. Your team headed by Tinubu/Amechi were doling out $5000 during primary

Mr integrity and anti corruption fighter was sitting there watching the display of I'll gotten fund by his party and their member and did nothing.

He lost the primary to Mr Integrity?

Even Mr integrity and the whole leadership of APC went to Duara begging for his support so many promises he listened and released further billions to APC to fund their worst blackmail in the name of campaign against a harmless and non hostile none violent personality who swore his ambition does not worth the blood of any single Nigeria

Eventually Jega did his Magics including a 100% vote score without voiding any single vote and killing of the state electoral head and his entire family through arson and pronounced Mr integrity the winner of the heists.

Yet.

He was not found wanting and convicted.

When APC as a matter of their habit renegade from all promises and he could not instomatch it and ditched the party to his former party which he has now clinched their presidential ticket every thing breathing in APC BOTH LIVING and LIFELESS. has suddenly realised he is. A desperate man with questionable wealth.

Nothing wrong in appreciating this

Oye0404:
Don't know if one should be happy with this kinda news, primary school pupils build this for fun in advanced countries but its a final year project for a university student in Nigeria,,

Bottom line is we are so lagging behind in every aspect as a country, I almost wept when I saw my father's note he used in the 80s, the topics are practically the same with the same approach. We really need to improve our standards..

Naija n Ghana nko

Naija and madness

tolexy007:
Even not in Akure again

I pray so oooo

The senator representing kogi west in the 8th senate had been granted bail in the sum of #10m on his health ground. The kogi state high court sitting in lokoja under justice nasiru ajanah granted senator Dino melaye bail in the sum on #10m and 2 surety with like sum.
Details later

Abi ooooo
Thank God.

Tales Of Our Weekend by Penco2020(m): 9:18am On Jul 17
Tales of our weekends
Waking up on Friday morning with a big yawn with the thought of ''thank God is Friday'' no need to pack lunch because lunch hours is closing time today. Entering the office the TGIF thing filter everywhere, we all thumbs up believing today..? No story.
By noon, we all clear our tables avoid the OGAS to avoid die minutes errand. By 12:30, movement begins, someone of us (Muslims) rush to the mosque for jumat. Other claim I need to go fast to avoid hold up in our out- of town abodes. By 6pm we are caught in between 2 houses both to kept vigil. Church and club houses. Eventually you chose the church for your own vigil, I bet you, it won't be funny its C.A.C or MFM. but any PFN ? Its cool. Night clubs.......no sleeping na but ur pocket will inform u later.
Here comes d beautiful Saturday, time to wake up will be decided by where u spent d Friday night. Church vigil..maybe 11am so as to announce to everyone where u were last night but club vigil....9am so dt neighbours won't see u as a bad child. After this, base on single thing, u try to tide up d one-week-messed up-room. All rushing to meet up with owanbe stuff of the weekend. Before u no its 6pm, getting home is already 8pm. Preparation for Sunday service starts, by 10pm u only remember that the only food you had was just rice at the owanbe. Hustle to boil something to hold stomach. Its 7am Sunday, I'm about going late or else I miss Sunday school class.
Finally, I'm here at Church. Today is a long sermon day, so service end by 2pm. Meetings begins till 4pm. Finally home to rest for weekend by 7pm, I'm trying to look for Monday shirt to iron for tomorrow work, trying to remember where I fling my laptop bag to on Friday. Now its 9:15pm on Sunday, I'm still wondering if its true I really had a weekend.
Just my thinking sah.
Have a blessed week ahead.