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Admin401:
Lol, I bet you also think the people called Actress are actually real actress in NOllywood.

Na model wey I see shock me bro... Models and movie people are the most fakery people I've seen in the entertainment industry followed by musicians.

goaldynman:
PEPSI is the most tribalistic brand I have ever seen in Nigeria! Check all their brand Ambassadors, they are all Yoruba! Wizkid, Tiwa Savage, Sheyi Shay, DJ Cuppy, DJ Exclusive, DJ Obi, etc! They are all Yoruba because Yoruba people are managing the Company in Nigeria! I have stopped buying Pepsi products!!

God bless you for that observation...some stoopid fellows are quoting me out of context, even one born trowey claiming to come from Enugu state.

Bros Pepsi and their other brands are no longer welcomed around us and those that are real enough to know the drill. I'm calling them out pretty soon, and that calling out go loud....still garnering and gathering unarguable facts.

I'm very much surprised and disappointed too,,,does it mean that model is just an empty title with no financial or influential benefit attached to it. Flight would have saved all this drama,,,,does it mean she couldn't afford one or probably being stingy to herself...heaven knows if my visit to any of the states outside my city is not via flight, then that journey should wait. Bunch of forces to contend with using Nigeria road(from fire,boko boys,herdsmen,armed robbers,kidnappers, accident, passengers wahala, pains as a result of bad roads/long journey,...etc) although no safer heavens but Nigeria road makes the former worthwhile.

God save, protect and guide us as always. Amen!!!

OnyeEgo1:
All I do on nairaland is read, scroll and go but this stupidity attracted me

I'm from the east.. ENUGU to be exact but there are some stupidity I can't bear such as this one you just displayed.

Keep disgracing yourself say na Igbo you dey disgrace

Ur papa...disgrace kill u there...

olafunny:
Have you ever considered one of the reasons you always assume you're being marginalized is your callous attitude. What pleasure do you derive in sharing false and negative opinions just to be pitied and eventually causing uproar. This clearly shows you're not yet matured to be on your own.

NB: Great IGBO is clearly written alongside other tribes

Pity-giver you can always make your point without abuse...I guess I've bn depending on you all this while...thanks for the accommodation. Why must it be covered on the pix

Face your front jarre...

LUGBE:
I dealt with one that called herself Frances one time , she was greedy, arrogant, selfish and too bossy.

Before she could start showing herself, i dealt with her rude nature and left for higher opportunity

Oga lugbe u chickened out jare...u dealt with fire...
If you don't know, they have replaced you tey tey...no one knows you ever existed with the firm

When we say they are marginalizing us, some unreasonable folks go say we too dey complain. Just look at that back drop behind at the last pix, the banner has Yoruba,Hausa and one other minority tribe, whatever happened to Igbo or do they mean no Igbo in that community
Just as I saw the back of Pepsi truck the other day with an inscription of WAZO but no BIA.

No wahala God dey regardless, we are still waxing stronger... Would have cared less if the trashy radio station is known...one of those sub-rural and remote stations. Bond my nyash
Crap! Crap!! Crap!!!

BruncleZuma:


It Ain't My Fault l-Tido ft Banky W

Mehnnnn, I freaking relate....L-tido that year.

Naijaguy12345:
September 25, that means mummy and daddy fuckkk around Christmas/new year time with no condom. Happy birthday little one.




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Guy u no go kill person with laff ooo, see calculation and record-keeping.

danyero:
Dumbass. Is it the job of NGOs to provide power and secure lives and properties? Perhaps if you read some of those books, you wouldn't be so stupid.

Ur papa

This nation is under a spell....imagine mararaba and masarka, awhole commercial hub is so messed up, a place deemed to be capital of a state. Dem no talk about security or light which is the major problem they are facing, it is book that you have for them, forgetting basic amenities that boosts productivity in a place... Book and library kill una there...

themonk:
Yeah, his dad ran away and turned his mom to an addict.

.....#KOD....#OnceAnAddict....#ChooseWisely!!!

Amdoyin:
and 5Ocent. That one na confirm Omo Ibo. Has anybody noticed that?

You mean Igbo

We all know na, who wan argue that one.

themonk:
My friend J coles father is black and his mother is white.

His run away dad, could have saved all this stress...

kenddys:
Kendrick Lamar is Edo
I saw his video "kings dead" were he was eating corn and sitting on a palm front

Lolz...keep lying through your teeth... U ve not seen the video of "all stars" where he featured sza

Kendrick na red cap chief ooo, so no think am.

Exqueen:
He should relocate to enugu asap








check my signature

Correct gal...typically Enugu's own, nkanu precisely.

BTW.... NNE idi kwa sharp.

I said it, my instinct never lies to me
It's remaining Andre3k, Kendrick Lamar to come forth and confess too.
J.Cole na half cast of an American father and Enugu state mother, so I no go really reason him own cus na papa get pikin.

Little wonder, big Sean resembles my cousin that my sold out uncle fathers.

Welcome nwanne m' Sean don....thought our relationship ends on fan levels, never knew you're my brother too....ohh I'm emotional, feel like crying already

No need checking further, our looks are written all over him....Igbo amaka!!!!!!

Merimental:
d so called most nigerian parents wuld wish it was der own daughter dating a billionaires son. IMO

My brother you are so right. Especially for IMO pple. For IMO parents especially when it comes to their daughters and rich people.

DavidEsq:
Omo, for this abj, na face ur parade o

The guy never jam, na new born, he never collect.

Jasen1:
Good day all

Please I really need a good advise insults are welcome also

Please pardon any error in the post


It happened like this

She's a girl I met in 2012 via 2go, we became friends we talk, chat, and call each other, we've been just social media friends we never met each other physically till 2016 when we met in PH for the first time, it WI didn't stay together for more than 10minutes she left, we were still talking


Fast forward to this year I relocated to Abuja and she lives here also. We decided to date each other, she was staying with her sister here while I just rented an apartment, she visited me and passed the night in my house (yes we had sex) so from that day, she started complaining about her sister giving her troubles, always punishing her, she always quarrel with her, soany complain, she said she want to get an apartment, I said OK I will help her get one but first she needs to start working at least when I get the apartment for her she can be able to pay her bills she said OK, 2weeka after she told her that her sister had issues with her husband and she's packing out of the house that her sister is relocating to ph and her sister asked her to leave the house or stay with her husband

She said she can't stay with her sister husband, I then told her to come to my place and stay, she agreed.

Now my problem is this, since she been here she sleep wake up eat morning afternoon and evening, she's not bothered about working anymore like she became so lazy to go out and look for work, I spend lots of money every week making sure we've enough to eat at home. But I'm really getting tired of everything


I don't know how to ask her to leave and again she don't have anywhere to go to, excepts her village or her sister place in Lagos, she has lots of friends here in Abuja but they're not good friends to her, I stopped her from associating with them, but this time if she want to go back to them, I don't mind, I really need space


Please note she's my girlfriend, we are both in our early 20's


I want the best way to ask her to leave that won't cause problem

Brother, the story is quite pathetic although it sounds funny. Fear gals but when it comes to Abuja gals fear them the more, speaking from experience a gal visited me sometime ago from Lagos. Omo I really flex the gal, even carry her go places of fun interest u can ever think of once Abuja is concerned. I budgeted her staying one week but overestimated 2weeks. I got shocked when the thing creeped into two months n counting. %90 of Abuja gals especially those ones that are not born and brought here or maybe have there family here are nothing but parasites and chronic leeches.

Now to the solution. I read wia u said something about bn soft hearted, bros I pity u if u let emotions,sentiment or ur so called soft nature rule u. Since you've sat the gal down, form one kind story give her, tell her that you are traveling and u will stay very long away on some official duty, and that you don't even have the money to sustain urself that long. That you are so struggling to manage. Once u tell her that Na she go give herself brain by force. Find somewhere and hide for a week if she insists that she can cope with you staying away for upto 6months or more. That's if u see future in her, but if you don't tell her plainly that you are leaving with your key since u wil be stayin for long. Brother there are several ways to Legooo the gal, I can't even type enough. Just pm me if u need more ways, since u said she might be reading this. But u no Dey reason well ooo to invite her where her matter is bn deliberated upon.

NB. Don't deceive urself with bn soft hearted. I doubt u Dey soft reach me bro, but at a time I noticed I'm gradually jeopardizing my goals and future with the gal staying around.
Act fast before it becomes too late. Na Abuja u Dey ooo, a lot Dey happen in this city if u no know make u know because it seems you are new in town. Above all act wisely, so person no go set u up, days are evil especially in a city as Abuja.

Cheers!

MAJORBANKZ:
hormones becomes responsive when you live healthy

Oga hair hormones does not have anything to do with leaving healthy. Have you ever asked yourself why most beardless fellow will go to jail and develop beards in there. Dem dey live healthy for the jail ba

I'm done witchuuu...

Allnaijaent:
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So I'm birthmate with this dude....hmmmm, this indeed is a sign.

MAJORBANKZ:
beard is evidence of good living. U don't have to rub anything it comes naturally. #SBA

So u abi the guy is "living good" pass wizkid,korede bello,martial of man U, rashford,mane, etc. Dem get special pill that triggers beard (hair hormone) in the body. What you don't know is beyond u man!

itswell1:
Which part of Abuja can one find a market that sells clothes such as trouser and shirt materials and chinos materials similar to the one we have in Lagos @ tinubu square and idumota.
@ the tinubu market, one gets this materials at low prices and am sure there will be a similar market like this in Abuja where one can get this cloth materials at low prices.

Anyone with information on this one should please provide it. thanks

Karimo market, Area1 and Wuse market.
Most especially Karimo market and Wuse market.

vankaid:
Actually, I am a UNIZIK alumni and that is why I turned out just fine and won't stoop low to exchange words with you. My post did not in any way denigrate any of the institutions I mentioned.
The only way you can arrive at such conclusion is if you have serious challenges with English Language yourself.

Yes, you are certainly right, I have serious challenges with English Language. I'm not surprised, you're seemingly a product of ignorance. But you can never in your miserable life attain the height of where my "seriously challenged" English Language has taken me just yet.

It's only slowpokes that bash people on an invented/lent language that's not even ours.

You dey doubt person location because of "your perceived" grammatical error. Boy try get sense ooo!

Blessingmoyo:
Are you a student, or graduate looking for self-employment, or you are a stay at home Mum, or someone looking for something to engage in? or a worker who needs a part-time business? or you want to make extra income? Then you are the one we are looking for.
Boxers Business is a very profitable business to do, with less than NGN10,000 you can start your own business and within a month you would have made triple profit.
We are offering high quality 100% real cotton boxer minimum of 25 peices.
A boxers in the market sell for 200 and Banana Republic goes between 300-350 depending on your location.
Both products are of high quality and we deliver to you Nationwide
√Banana Republic 25pcs @ NGN250= NGN 7,500
√ Normal boxers 25pcs @ NGN200=NGN6,000
FAQ: If I buy 1bundle of 5000 naira, how much can i get as my profit if sell?
Answer: Profit always depends on each seller, you could target NGN3,000.00k and make less than or more than, I guess it's all about you.I guess you can think beyond selling in small packs (3-in-1) and be a distributor.

Note: The boxers stated above are not the boxers Aboki/Mallam are selling. For more enquiries: DM/Pm me.

How can you be contacted??

vankaid:
Wonderful!!!
How did you manage to get 4.02 CGPA, resident permit and even get an admission for master's degree in the "state" with your bad grammar and woeful writing skill?
While English is not everything, one of these feats must surely require some sort of English proficiency demonstration.
So tell me, are you truly in "state" or are you just another UNIZIK or ESUT Mechanical Engineering student battling with O.D.E in second year but hoping to work in the US in the future.

You're simply nut man!
Must you make mention of those two institutions
I'm certainly sure they're very much better than most universities in Nigeria.

See this mumu throwing feet at unizik and Esut as if they produce dunce.

A0 in Dancing. The worst mistake this man made was allowing Davido come into his political scene. Politics no be child's play or entertainment industry.

However naija tire person in total....imagine charcoal calling kettle black, buubuu result bawo ni

The only KO I know is that South African rap lord(I'm a biggest fan tho)

BTW, see how
Person papas Dey mumu demselves, claiming relevancy by dragging the name of someone young enough to be their son or even employee.

Davido dis, davido that. Very mumu men!

maxiuc:
How please can they explain

Here in Abuja bills have killed me

I tire for the ranking ooo, even Lagos pple Dey come Abuja expensiveness anytime dem touch down. My friend wey relocate from lag do run back.