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smackimorn:
I am offering a new service through https://www.fiverr.com/smackimorn
You get 2 Basic Logos + Source File + PNG JPEG Files + Paper Mockup for just $5(N1600).

I like what you're doing.
send me a message, maybe we can work together

GQman:
Deny it all you want.
Bury your head in the sand!
Africa has had homosexual Kings in the past, and this story just raises my antenna.
Cultivating young boys (your very title says virgin boys) and men for the King?
Can they say no to the King if he wants to satisfy his unnatural desires on them.
It seems to me like this needs to be properly investigated.
There may be child abuse going on there.
I don't care what happened in the past. Such rubbish should not go on in this day and age.
The catholic church is paying millions now for the same thing.
If catholic priests can do it, I dare say the Oba is not holier than a catholic priest.

From your post:
Meeting an Omueda.
He smiled a lot and even tolerated all of our foolish questions. Let's call him Osaro.
Like why he decided to spend over 11 years of his life in the palace.
“I am proud to serve my kingdom” he said with so much ease.
He wore a light brown sleeveless shirt and matching shorts. Around his neck were tiny white beads, and on his ankles were metal bangles.He hasn't been outside the palace since he signed up 9 years ago.

That sounds like a sex slave to me.

bro stop being stupid.
please. I beg you.

Post pics if you really wanna sell

xstry:
congratulations Yusuf .

ipods right now;

You can't survive one day without chanting IPOB upandan

I don't blame the dog for running.
The day a ram chased me during my NYSC in Ogun, that's the day I started respecting them

ymee:
Please I'm seriously in need of a job(part-time/FT) , being jobless for a while. thanks
Bsc mat/comp.sci
location: Lagos
Contact me for...your any of these
SERVICES
1. Desktop-publishing
2. Web designing/training
3. Home tutor
4. Online registration
5. Corporate training
6. Software Training
7. Graphics designing
8. systems repair, installation and troubleshooting etc
babs4realscience@yahoo.com

you have all these skills and you're still looking for a job.
I just dey look you

demalo:
Boss I tried to send you a msg on N.L pls respond or msg me on WhatsApp contact on siggy

Alright.

YoungDaNaval:
What about Ibariogwa owerri?

ibari Ogwa is a lounge and bar, not a club

TonyCizzy:
You need to come to El-Dorado and Vive Lounge, all in Aba-Abia State

Vive lounge no too make sense. Went there once when I came for business in Abia state. the place was just scanty on a friday night

Don't bother coming to Owerri if you don't have money to spend,
coming from an Owerri baller

Went to Cubana to chill a bit with 1 bottle, ended up spending 13k

Must have been one of the Gazelle helicopters purchased by the previous administration.
They're the only aircraft light-utility helios in the arsenal of the aircraft

osayuwamwen:
bro pls can i hv yr whatsapp number, am interested in the freelancer stuff

Can't drop my number here. You should check this out https://www.nairaland.com/3237273/how-make-regular-income-offering/

spyroxy1:
edoman2016


https://www.nairaland.com/1809270/low-cost-housing-case-study/11#27412186
https://www.nairaland.com/1208866/building-3-bedroom-bungalow-apocalypse/24#27486482
https://www.nairaland.com/356246/cost-building-three-bedroom-bungalow/6#19212568
https://www.nairaland.com/1358417/brabus-diy-weekend-projects/3#19080559
https://www.nairaland.com/1340860/roofing-another-3-bedroom-bungalow#29326688

Read these threads that helped me and thank me later

These threads are a bit outdated. Any up to date one?

rhymz:
it will depend on your taste and the type of finishing you want.

For instance, roofing alone cost me about 1.5m to complete. Yet I could have used far less if I had used camoroun zinc.

The total amount I have spent on tiling the entire house including materials and labor is about 700k. I used porcelain tiles for the parlor, ceremic for the rooms, passage and outside porch. For the pillars I used crack wall tiles, they were the most expensive followed by the porcelain tiles. And the kitchen is vitrified tiles for the floor and ceremic for the walls and cabinet.

Another money gulping part is going to be septic tank, you will need Cement, 3 quarter stone sand and sharpsand plus iron for holding the cast top. I spend around 200 on the suck away alone and another 2 hundred for plumbing items.

It all depends on your taste.

Wow. Quite pricey. Which means a standard 5 bedroom bungalow will cost nothing less than #10,000,000

Please house, I am 24 years old, just finished NYSC. I currently earn between #200,000 to #300,000 monthly from freelancing. I'm not too much of a drinker, neither am I the party type.
Will this be enough to build a 5 bedroom bungalow within 1 year?

grandstar:
I saw this on facebook and could not help but share it

Will you allow your children to try it? Or will you beat sense into them?

https://web.facebook.com/GistReelOnline/videos/664935630375003/

La click, la bend

That's a juvenile monitor lizard

Heaven knows if this dog belongs to me, that man must regret it. Even if it means hiring niggas to deal with him

Venzal:
Send a PM

Thanks bro. I just sent you a PM

Ehinmola:
. Thanks be to God the creator. You lived to give this testimony is by HIS Grace. Therefore let other victims cast their problems unto Almighty God, HE will see them through. For the rapist, dont doubt, God will judge them.

You just had to quote teh entire post, didn't you?

hollowpot15684:
yes I can and by the grace of God, can you??

I dunno about you o, but to my 5year old son, Sex is Gender

hollowpot15684:
if he's 5 already, you are free to tell her..
but start by teaching her the benefit of sex then graduate to telling her the consequences based on your cultural norms.

So you can explain to your 5-year old son what sex is, abi?

baba4thegehs:
Small Snake see as una dey panic.

The Venom can't do shiii.

But how long do you wanna keep it ?

Sell am for me na

Lold. Dude you're funny. The age or length of a snake has nothing to do with the efficacy of it's venom. It can only affect the volume of venom the snake can produde

the only crime the young man committed is the crime of GETTING CAUGHT. case closed

EkoErrands:
My landlord pour sniper on SIMBA this morning ...why my fellow Nigerians no dey carry eye see live snake?

I'm leaving this kontry

mehn your landlord no get joy

OP I love what you're doing. You don't have the average Nigerian's mentality of kill kill.

lalasticlala come and see live snake o

Dopeyomi:
Okay i even think say na expo exam formation..



#442

You spoke exactly my mind

Venzal:
It's not clear to me on what exactly you need my help...

hello bro.
I'll like you to please incorporate me in the Upwork training. I currently make $1000+ monthly on fiverr but I want to diversify a bit because it's never adviceable to put all of one's eggs in one basket.
awaiting your reply

nrexzy:
This nigga is just as confused as Nigeria. Dude talks too much

This is one of the issues plaguing this country. Dude speaks the truth and you say he talks too much

Thisnut:
an average American pays $500[almost 200k naira] on child support per child every month, so why is this a big deal.



But wait oh, na elephant the baby dey chop?

Remember, you said $500 in US. That's similar to #200 in Nigeria

bobbysaxy:
can u see d reason why u cant grow...pls i am not selling at 80k nor intrested in ur cash.u see a dog in my kennel and same postion were i make all my pics and u keep sayin wat u dont know...keep ur money plsss....i dont need haters money..i will only sell to people that comes with no form hate...money is not everytin u know... u do well...use that 80k to buy elsewhere..the 80k cant buy dis dog and i wont sell to anybody that comes with any form of hatred even if i will ever dream of selling at dat price.. my dog is my dog And ur money is ur money.she will definitely get a befitting buyer in few minutes time,faster than u can ever imagine...her quality is already selling her fast.no fighting but sometimes i jst wonder wat some people gain from droppin awful comments like dis...its so annoying...cheers ehnnn

Lolz. Dude we ain't fighting. You should've simply said you weren't gonna sell instead of this long epistle

AnonyNymous:
Just asking though, someone should educate me on the probable dangers of doing this:

Why can't the operators of these illegal refineries be given licenses and then heavily monitored by the government? They still make their money, the government makes its money, and Nigeria wastes less money importing refined products. On the other hand, destroying it like they usually do takes resources- resources spent on the deploying troops to hunt them down and destroy the refineries, and the resources of the refinery owners themselves after the destruction has taken place. It just seems to me that the first option would make more sense. . .

You wouldn't ask this question if you understand how stupid those in authority in this country are