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Stop claiming you have a kennel. You're a reseller. There's a difference between the two.
Nice pup though. Will you sell for 80k?

falcon01:
Almost everybody in nigeria understands hausa. It is kinda the second understanble language in nigeria. But due to the tribal war going on you will always see fault in it. when did all these started?.

U dey craze

OP I'm in Lagos and I can 55k.
send me a message on whatsapp please 0-7-0-3-8-5-8-1-5-6-8

forreelinc:
I can chase away nepa man and lesson teacher with the dog
I can give my babes slippers to the dog to eat
so will be forced to spend a nite

Lolz @bolded. I think I'll try this

Level 2 seller things, all thanks to God and Venzal.

The 2 posters above are correct. That dog looks more like a St. Bernard than a caucasian

fabulouskay:
caveat emptor!

https://www.nairaland.com/3862606/affirdable-rottweiler-puppies-sale-50k/1

Lolz. Guy you no get joy o.

Magpies please go back to the previous thread and defend yourself. Your integrity is at stake

lestat:
Yeah the licence isn't expensive it's less than 30k but the guns are

12 guage single barrel is 370k

Glock pistol 260k

These are the ones I know ...

If you really need a hook up I will connect you with an officer who will handle all

Training fees are to be discussed with the officer who will know when the next cp course guys are going to the range

You can always gets everything from mavaclavas to semi autos cheap on the streets for as low as 50k but these are unlicensed weapons I wouldn't advise it ..

But if you live in a high risk environment where robbery is the norm then better go for it esp if you have a family .

I say shoot first ask later

Alright. Thanks bro. I'll get in touch with you as soon as I'm ready

lestat:
Me I don't worry
Some technic when shooting in pitch black,
1. Never waste bullets shoot to kill, your eyes are adjusted to the dark in your house and you know the layout they don't
.
2. Keep moving after each shot the muzzle flash gives away your position, one shot one kill move to another location another shot another kill move again

3. Stay low beneath windows

4. Make sure your family are in the bathroom laying face down in the tub or beneath the sink

5. When they retreat outside follow , but stay low and aim ahead towards the direction they are running

6. Always keep at least 2 spare magazines and a box of bullets in the house

7. Breath , stay calm think of your family then aim, shit between each exhale makes it easier to manage kick back shock for newbies

I really like this.
thanks bruh.
I've been robbed once during my school days and it wasn't funny. after collecting my phones, laptop and 58k (which was a lotta money back then in 2013) the bastards proceeded to match me on my back.
I intend to get a gun wen I rent a new house soon. do you have any idea on the procedures?

NwaAmaikpe:


1. Sleeping Ears dog.

2. Nkita Oku

3. Nkita Awusa

4. Ekuke.

5. 404

Lolz. Abeg you forgot to add Nkita Ara

Inspectorsuga:

When u guys were busy protesting and destroying everywhere, u didn't think abt the payback...
Its called KARMA...lol

stop talking like this. I graduated from FUTO, 2009, and I was appalled when I heard about dat increment.

NwaAmaikpe:
Unfortunately for you, I know my inheritance in Christ.
Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law and the curse of online bullies and trolls like you.

So this things you have prophesied shall must fall upon you like a thief in the night.

Amen.

Here you are, claiming inheritance in Christ. You have no conscience and no human sympathy. Someone spent several agonizing days getting raped by herdsmen and you rushed to spew that thrash.
NwaAmaikpe, ikpe amaala gi. I pray you survive what will befall you soon because it shall come to pass. If I were you, I would modify that comment and remove that heinous statement.
He who has ears...

NwaAmaikpe:


The woman definitely enjoyed getting it from a Fulani man.

Anybody who has gotten it from a Fulani before knows these facts;

Fura Dununu and Tuwo Shinkafa makes a Fulani man's erectile prowess almost unbeatable....the projectile nature of their penetration is unrivalled and the turgidity of their Dogo can only be imagined

You will get raped in the ass by fulani herdsmen for this your callous utterance. Begin from this moment to count down to that day. You will run and you may try to avoid them, but as the night comes after the day, so shall my words come to pass

frenzyduchess:
Do you know what your own friend is doing there?,mind your business!

See what this life is turning into. SOmeone saw something wrong and you're telling him to pretend he didn't see anything

;DNairalanders no go kii me with laugh abeg.
OP kukuma pack out leave house for the rat. E get power pass you

[quote author=ceejayluv post=57536303]i'd luv to see the video footage of that...[/quote
It was collected by the police when they came for their so-called investigation

lestat:
Never said voodoo doesn't exist but I repeat none can stop bullets..
Do you know how many guys I knew back then in the states who said they just came back from being cooked up against bullets and knives here in Nigeria ??

Saw one of them shot in the face by a 12 year old runner ...
The other was crying for him mum when some dude shot him through the liver ...

I have seen so many cases like these ... Nigerian dudes who run or dime on the streets come home and get some cooking and juju against bullets and it always ends the same in a body bag and the police can't identify the John doe cos he isn't in the system ...
Saw alot of stuff like this growing up always ends the same
The only juju against bullets is called a Teflon vest
Believe voodoo stops bullets at your own peril

How many Nigerians services their rifles or pistols ??
Alot of factors can cause a bullet to loose it's trajectory and voodoo isn't one of them !

I seen​ a dude get shot in the head and the bullet didn't go in , it deflected off the edge of his skull...
But he wasn't Nigerian so he didn't go around screaming odeshi

Dude get a Teflon vest and invest in neck and thigh guards then you are bullet proof at least till someone pulls out an m79 at close range
Lol

I dunno about all these, though I once heard juju does not work overseas
We picked 24 spent shells on that day. There is no way all of them missed their target.
Plus kevlar does not offer protection against high caliber ammo

OZAOEKPE:
[s]Its a victory for democracy.... May God vindicate his children as sarakis own situation.

Dino is next

God on our side we shall defeat the enemies of our nation


Dropshot omenka modath ngeneukwunu and even midolian said so many things about saraki but God has vindicated us


With this I know out judiciary system can be compared to that of the western world that is free from executive intimidation



I SEE PEOPLE QUOTING ME AND CASTIGATING ME, THAT SAME CCT DIACHARGED TINUBU AND HE WAS HAILED AS WELL AS THE JUDICIARY, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE GOODS IS GOOD FOR THE GANGER grin . YOU CANNOT BE SUPPORTING TINUBU AND CASTIGATING ME FOR SUPPORTING SARAKI... [/s]

Guy you neva even type comment finish, you don dey claim say people dey quote you, which means you typed this rubbish on purpose just to get quoted.
For that, I rule your words as null and void

If Nnamdi Kanu calls this country a zoo, people will start shouting.

VIPERVENOM:
Those milkshakes can't bring all the boys to the yard. She deserves to be jailed

I second this motion. Her olympus has fallen

wink2015:
Secondly, I wish to know how the rest fleeing robbers particularly their driver that wore blue native wear that was shown in the CCTV footage and the other guy that took away the money how where they later caught by the Nigeria police?

Where they blocked as they were driving away or they ambush them in their hideout?

The story is not complete.

The Other day, I saw a police officer walking pass a dead robber corpse. This is supposed to be a crime scene and things supposed to be done properly like what we use to see in crime scenes in overseas or foreign films.

I believe the police make use of informants. A cold room close to my office was robbed in December 24th 2014 and they killed a police officer on duty. The policeman just shot into the air, threw down his gun and started running away but got a headshot from one of the robbers. The robbers escaped. By January 1st, we got news that the robbers had been arrested

lestat:
You are a big f00l
Come and stand before my cuz let him use his Glock on you then when you get to the other side then you can relate.
Dunce ...better understand things before you open your studp1d mouth and talk stuff you don't know about

Bro believe me, I once did not believe in the efficacy of this juju stuff until the gateman of the estate I used to live in was attacked by robbers who came to rob the estate. Dude was shot many times and he was able to kill 3 of the 8 robbers. He is still alive, hale and hearty and still guards our gate. That evening, they drove in 2 vehicles and, as the main gate was locked, 2 of them came down from the first car and started shooting sporadically. I think they were going to open the main gate. The gateman walked casually out of his small house by the gate with his shotgun, shot and killed the two of them and proceeded to lock the small gate, all while being shot at. He shot at one of the cars and someone fell out. The other robbers then drove off.
I didn't believe it and was arguing upandan with my family and neighbors as I was not at home at the time, until i saw the CCTV footage of the whole thing.


I'm not saying juju was involved in this case, what I'm trying to make you understand is don't deny the existence of something just because you've not experienced it

martinlooter:
It is good for the keke driver, they are careless all the time

I hope you know someone will say the same about you when you die. I'm not cursing you, I'm just letting you know

My cousin told me about how her roommate was discussing with a friend about me. She said the gurl told her friend that "If you see handsome he is even as he is dark complexioned, you'll wish you were dark".

Black is beautiful, and I can never trade my dark complexion for anything.
Besides, what does it profit a woman if she is fair and still get black pu.ssy??

azimibraun:
What a cheering news. But I wish to ask a question; up until yesterday night. 11pm precisely there is still an argument going on about the true state of the police officer. Some say he is alive but lost an eye other say he is dead and gone. I am very confused about it. A picture of him was posted on hospital bed but no picture of his burial. What is truly going on? I want the official statement of the police made public. Some people want to contribute but they are not sure. That is according to what I have been seeing especially on NL.

I went to that bank to make a deposit on the day before the robbery. There were 3 policemen stationed in the bank on that day. From what I read here on Nairaland, 1 got a gunshot wound on the eye, one was killed and the other was unhurt

ishiamu:
From what I googled it was labeled as cousin to the Neapolitan mastiff... Thanks for the lil education

you're welcome, di.ck head. lolz. mehn ur monicker no b here o

carzola:
32 years 7 kids.....

Bitch....


You a sex machine
Or the guy owns
A baby factory?


Please go and look for a job..
Your husband knew the dangers
Of hos occupation and he still
Signed off for.. You dont expect
The bank yo give you millions
Or the police force either...
His nor gratuity will be payed
Along with compensations from
The bank...

so because he's a policeman, it's part of his job requirement to die?
and didn't you read where it says they had triplets? they might have wanted to have 4 kids and 3 popped out at the last

bigtt76:
Very sad! The man was an experienced officer having being in Yobe and other Boko Haram hot spots. I wonder why he panicked when tackling the robbers.

I saw the video and I was like he could have first demobilized the car by shooting the tires, take out the driver who was walking out of the car majestically.

After taking out the first robber, one was about coming out of the car to attack him, he could have waited to take that one out too, leaving just one who will be forced to flee and the policemen would have been a hero.

I guess poor training and welfare caused him to panic.

see you analyzing the situation because you weren't there.
have you been in a shootout before? the way the brain functions under circumstances of extreme danger is not the way it functions under normal circumstances.
he did a good enough job and he didn't panic. he ran because the bullets in his gun got exhausted.
It's quite a pity as I was in that bank on the day before the robbery, though I didn't notice him

ishiamu:
It's an Italian mastiff or you call it Neapolitan mastiff you Google

what I meant was that the Cane Corso is the real Italian mastiff. just Google "Italian mastiff" and you'll see pictures of the Corso

Chukabiz1961:
I used to think that, even if Nigeria should separate, anyone can still remain where he likes provided there is necessary documents to cover the person. Even people from​ lebanon are here with us since decades.

I second your motion

rumenase:
well from your profile I can see yu are not a petlander so yu wee not understand the beauty of a Neapolitan mastiff. the Italian mastiff

Nope. The italian mastiff is the Cane Corso

Alariwo2:
who takes Afenifere seriously? Useless back stabbers that almost sold Yorubas into slavery of GEJ and his Igbo backbones but for timely intervention of Tinubu, APC and other progressives.

The Hausa man knows the structure of Nigeria and they know those stubborn parasites crying secession. They have been asked to leave peacefully now till october 1 so why can't they leave? Why must they lump yorubas into everything they do.

They have history of bloody pogroms against these same Igbos in the North and not Yorubas. The Northerners see Yorubas as best friends which is paining the Igbos so much

Keep deceiving yourself