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Pets › Re: 11 months Old Large Male Gsd For Sale At a reduced price (pics updated) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 10:23am On Jan 30, 2015
dude, why are you editing pictures of a dog that you wanna sell?
could you, for any reason, be trying to cover up something?
Politics › Re: We Saw Helicopters Dropping Arms, Food For Boko Haram – Idps by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:24am On Jan 29, 2015
Nigerdeltaboi:
maybe its our Special Forces they saw ,cos i know an Mi-17 helicopter dropped SF troops at mongonu.
na waa o. after all you read on this post, you're still posting kinda crap. last time ah checked, special forces operatives aren't dropped in creates
Politics › Re: Soldiers Open Fire On Borno Governor’s Convoy In Error by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 11:04am On Jan 28, 2015
remsonik:
Nigeria is a joke!!! They can't go and open fire in the streets where the terrorists dey Na for governor convoy dem dey open fire.
read the post again. you're confusing yourself
Pets › Re: Looking For My Dog. Willing To Buy Back by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 11:40pm On Jan 24, 2015
Mehn, this one is pure wickedness. Why would someone steak a dog? and besides, dogs are meant to protect, of what value is a dog who can be stolen so easily?
Pets › Re: Post Your Lovely Nigerian Shepherd(local Dog) Here by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:17pm On Jan 23, 2015
Ajanii:
This looks like an Azawakh.
Hmmm...pronouncing that word is a death-wish. I've bitten my tongue trying 2 pronounce it
Pets › Re: Female Adult Rott Gsd For Urgent Sale And Affordable!!!! by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 7:38am On Jan 22, 2015
bruv, get a better camera
Health › Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 7:33am On Jan 22, 2015
THE MALE JOYSTICK grin grin grin

Technology Market › USB OTG Cable Wanted by PerfectlyPerfect(op):
Does anyone have a Micro USB Host OTG Cable With USB Plug Power for sale, something like the one in the picture below?
Preferred location is owerri or its environs

Romance › Re: She's Pregnant For Me Even When I Told Her Am Not Ready by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 10:31am On Jan 19, 2015
American Guy: I'm not ready for a baby but my girl is pregnant for me. i need a solution
American Commenter 1: the deed has already been done. u could let her have d baby and take it 2 a foster home
American Commenter 2: She can abort it before it gets more that 1month old
American Commenter 3: i know a nice couple who would love to take care of d baby for u till you're ready

Nigerian guy: I'm not ready for a baby but my girl is pregnant for me. i need a solution
Nigerian Commenter 1: I.diot. When u dey knack d kpekus e dey sweet u now u dey find solution
Nigerian Commenter 2: Wicked soul, i know your next move will be to abort it
Nigerian Commenter 3: Go and ask GEJ


D guy asked for a solution, not criticisms. He has already made d mistake. its not compulsory for y'all to comment. Na Waa o
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Suspected Boko Haram Kidnapped Over 60 Children In Cameroon by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:50pm On Jan 18, 2015
These animals are going to be the architects of their own undoing.
There is this Igbo story about a tiny bird who, after eating a heavy meal, invited his Chi, his personal god, to a wrestling match, in which he was thrown and killed.
Boko haram has eaten a heavy meal of their victories in Nigeria and now they're challenging their Chi; Cameroon, Chad, and Niger to a wrestling bout where they are gonna be thrown and their pieces eaten by feral dogs.
No army can win a war on 4 fronts.
She-Cow has signed his death warrant and i will be alive to witness his end.
Quote me anytime, anyday.
PerfectlyPerfect...
Pets › Re: Post Your Lovely Nigerian Shepherd(local Dog) Here by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:00pm On Jan 18, 2015
My grandma's pedigree Nigerian Shepherd Dog grin

Pets › Re: . by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:08pm On Jan 17, 2015
Prodeegee:
Don't mind all of them o...


They're hypocrites

Lemme give you the ultimate advice


When next your dog sees a stranger and doesn't bite or bark


Grab both his jaws, pull the stranger in-between his jaws and close it!

Press it well o.

Do it like 50times and your dog would get used to it.

I hope ds helps cheesy
lolz. guy u wicked grin grin grin
NYSC › Re: 11 Ways To Make Money As A Corper by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:04am On Jan 16, 2015
Prostitution grin
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls Stop Bleaching: Black Don't Crack .(picture) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 8:17am On Jan 16, 2015
Airforce1:
op

Why can't you just shut the fuckupp and mind your business

Ah ah

Is it your body?

Where s it written that tis a crime to get [b]rid of darkness
[/b] angry
your father would weep if he reads this
Pets › Re: Pedigree German Shepherd Puppies (from Imported Parents) by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 9:14am On Jan 12, 2015
wheezyoung:
dog no fit do mistake get colour for tail again...?...maybe na injury sha
the guy just goes from thread to therad in this Pets section looking for someone's dog to discredit
Pets › Re: Pet Owners , How Did You Pick Your Pet Name? Is Ther A Cool Story Behind It? by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 6:25pm On Jan 09, 2015
sportin:
Could u tell me the time of the program, I stopped following it some months back when my dstv got blocked for unknown reasons...just the schedule sha. Thanks
Usually on tuesdays by 6pm
Technology Market › . by PerfectlyPerfect(op):
I need a cleanly used or london-used HTC One M7 or M8 for sale. Pricing should be affordable, within 30 to 35k. Preferred location is Owerri and preferred colour is silver. Please drop a message here if you have any for sale
Phones › How To Remove IMSI Lock From A Phone by PerfectlyPerfect(op): 7:37am On Dec 30, 2014
Please nairalanders, i need your help. i have an HTC One M7 which got bricked while i tried to flash a custom rom. i took it to a repairer and he used a JTag on it and the phone got unbricked but it has been writing IMSI lock when i insert my sim. does anyone have a solution to this?
Education › Re: Here Is The List Of The Most Expensive Universities In Nigeria. by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 7:31am On Dec 30, 2014
and their graduates can never compare to a graduate from a state or federal-owned tertiary institution. Any graduate from a tertiary institution, no matter how wealthy he/she is will know the two sides of life and will be prepared for almost anything, while these ones in private universities are just there to be pampered
Phones › Re: How To Watch Live Dstv On Pc,andriod,iphone Without Dongle by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 5:13pm On Dec 28, 2014
file does not exist in all the links of http://srp.nu. please upload on another site, and clarify your post
Pets › Re: Which Breed Of Dog Can I Get For 5k by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 3:11pm On Dec 26, 2014
pyyxxaro:
BINGO ........you can even get 2 for 5k

Here we call the Eba dog cos na soso Eba dem like

If u give dem pedigree food(Can) dem go die b4 day break
LMAO. this is an insult on the great ekuke; hunter and destroyer of lions
Family › Re: Your Views On This Pls. by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 1:54pm On Dec 23, 2014
This kinda thing is fairly common particularly with men who work on oil rigs. they normally work in shifts; 3weeks onshore and 3weeks offshore. a friend of mine came home before his offshore shift ended and met another man on top of his wife. according to him, he was too saddened and heart-broken, he couldn't even react properly. he just closed the door behind him and walked out and slept in a hotel that day. that was how a marriage with 2kids ended. he now stays in a house he bought in another part of town and he no longer has mercy on women
Technology Market › Buy London Used Phones In Owerri by PerfectlyPerfect(op): 6:50am On Dec 23, 2014
Where can one buy a london used phone in owerri, specifically an HTC One M8?
Pets › Re: Quick Sale, Male Caucasian Shepherd 5 Months Old For 35k by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 6:36am On Dec 23, 2014
jeremiahugezu:
Oh and chucky what do you think about this 6months Caucasian puppy
This one is Strongggg shocked....Jeez! Where can i buy a cauc like thishuh
Romance › Re: Why Do Nice Guys Always Get Treated Badly? by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 11:09am On Dec 22, 2014
youngice:
[i]I won't deceive my self I'm a nice guy to the core
I'm the kind of guy that holds the door open for a lady
I call her by 6:45 to be the first to start her day. I don't shout at her , I'm a nice guy but I'm not a pushover
I don't take shiit (what I considered shit might vary from what others considered shit)
But I have perennial bad luck with women ,looks can be deceiving , I have the looks a player and also my startup lines and catch phrases are straight out of the players manual,I tried to be a player but it never worked out for me
Maybe it because I'm the only guy among 3 girls and mom ensured and still ensures that I treat all women like queens ,im yet to meet a lady that hasn't given me her her number and I'm very picky but I've only had 2 successes in all my dating attempts, admittedly I'm quite young (very early 20's) , but in all the ladies I've woed I've observed a pattern it goes like this


I'm in an 'all guys uni (FUTO) and I'm in my early 20's with a young fac
@OP, i graduated from FUTO dis year so i can quite undestand what you are going through. i would advise you to shun FUTO chics. you can straff them but no relationship. they usually form tushed but most of them are broke-asses and will try to suck you dry. Go to IMSU if you want tushed babes, though you'll need cash and they rili like futoites. my current babe is an Imostar. Poly Nekede babes are the easiest to get but i don't usually roll with them because they're usually not tushed and they might end up moving into your lodge. i don't know about imo poly and Alvan babes. Another thing, no matter how much of a nice guy you are, always have a lil bit of a bad boy attitude, dress well and know when to tell a babe to shut up if she starts nagging.
wish U luck
Pets › Re: . by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 10:47am On Dec 22, 2014
olumig:
hmmmmm ok but you will have to promise to pay foward when your grows up and starts breeding. (Give at least one pup out for free).
no wahala. That ain't gonna be a problem
Romance › Re: Seven Things More Pleasurable Than Sex! by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 5:43am On Dec 21, 2014
SuperMartins:
The 1st time ur baby calls u dady..
Depends on if you planned on having the baby or not
Pets › Re: . by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 10:37pm On Dec 20, 2014
to the lucky person who gets this dog, make sure you donate her first litter to charity (guys like me and other nairalanders) instead of selling them. that way, you'll be giving back to the community. oluwa will surely bless you and the dog
Pets › Re: Is This A Bullmastiff Dog? by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 10:34pm On Dec 20, 2014
lols...this one na pure wickedness.
@OP, if you buy this dog, you'll end up regretting it. the dog seems to have some bullmastiff (or boerboel) blood in it, but its very negligible. its probably a cross between a boerboel-mutt father( local breed, ekuke...i don't know the english name) and mutt mother
Pets › Re: Quick Sale, Male Caucasian Shepherd 5 Months Old For 35k by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 10:26pm On Dec 20, 2014
why are the both of you derailing this guy's thread?
if you guys know so much about dogs, why don't you just create your own threads instead of arguing in someone else's.
na waa o

@OP, since you are coming to the east, can you bring the dog with you? i stay in owerri and i would like to buy it if you'll sell for 30k
Romance › Re: 5 Places Where Not To Chyke A Lady by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 10:08pm On Dec 20, 2014
herald9:
•When she's passing by a cemetery.
•If she's waiting for a cab.
•If she sits alone in the bar...glancing at her watch every second..
mehn, i bleeped up on this last week friday. it was my convocation night so i decided to hang out with ma guys, kinda a guys' night out so we went to a lounge. saw this pretty damsel sitting all alone but i failed to notice that she kept glancing at her watch. i approached her and asked her why a pretty lady like her was sitting all alone, she smiled and said she was waiting for someone. that was when i heard someone clear his throat. i looked up and saw this hefty fellow glaring down at me. didn't even know when i blurted out "good afternoon sir" while the time then was 7pm. i walked back to my chair while my friends laughed me to scorn

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