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Celebrities / Re: AY Apologises For Tweeting About Wife's Car by peruso: 4:39am On Dec 26, 2012
I call it 'the evils of social media' as much he has the right to do whatsoever the Bleep he chooses with his life, but y live your life on the social media. It ur life!!!

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Politics / Re: Odili: How Jonathan Displaced Me As Yar’adua’s Running Mate by peruso: 3:14am On Dec 24, 2012
mbulela: Seems this thief is going senile at his relatively young age.
Is this Amnesia or what?

Really is he a thief?? shocked
Romance / Re: World's Tallest Teen Finds Love by peruso: 2:54am On Dec 24, 2012
ashmanpolo: Imagine you with this kind of height in an exam hall... Unto 'giraffing'

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I don fall from bed! Corrupt minds!
Culture / Re: Pidgin: The Language Where Question & Answer Are The Same by peruso: 4:55pm On Dec 23, 2012
Coolval222: So na here you dey?

Ans: where I go dey before?
Politics / Re: CPC Spokesman Calls For Execution Of Corrupt Individuals by peruso: 2:22am On Dec 22, 2012
Ahhhhhhh!!!

Politics / Re: EFCC Declares Ex-Gov Audu Wanted by peruso: 4:21pm On Dec 20, 2012
Rubbish rubbish rubbish'!!!!!!!!!!!

Idiot people
All you do is fight media war!
Nairaland / General / Re: Funny Phrases Used In Nigerian Newspapers by peruso: 3:50pm On Dec 20, 2012
morzook: man dies after sex romp

LooooooooOlL .......smh

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Entertainment / Re: How To Stay Safe During The Yuletide Season by peruso: 1:37am On Dec 19, 2012
simon gonner: is there any gift for 1st comments?

My point exactly what's this stupidity with being the first to comment?
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Proves She Is 27 By Showing Her W.A.E.C Result by peruso: 1:25am On Dec 19, 2012
Ofejiro20: Very soon chika go talk say she's still a virgin.


Before nko an u dis virgin her??
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Proves She Is 27 By Showing Her W.A.E.C Result by peruso: 1:24am On Dec 19, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
What does the result mean?

Someone said 7As, but all I see is numbers

LoLZZZZZZZZz NL una no go kill person with laff
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan To Light National Christmas Tree In Abuja. by peruso: 1:15pm On Dec 18, 2012
Issokay...............

Politics / Re: Drop A Comment For Jonathan For His 2012 Performance. by peruso: 1:11pm On Dec 18, 2012
I'm still waiting for those buses that were to Be provided after the whole subsidy stand off............

Waiting............
Waiting............ Waiting........................
Celebrities / Re: Nkiru Sylvanus A Day Before Her Kidnap(photo) by peruso: 1:05pm On Dec 18, 2012
Lool, God help us in this country
Politics / Re: Yakowas death - Buhari Postpones Birthday Lecture by peruso: 11:27am On Dec 18, 2012
If people would just relax and carry out a few research on this guy called Buhari, I'm sure a lot of misconceptions about him would leave our minds. What we need today in this country is leadership, true and tested leadership of which he has proven to an extent, he may not be perfect but there's always room for improvement . Lets not forget something very important: which is this man ruled as a military man and he had maximum power to inflict maximum pain: cc mubarak, idiamin etc.But ask yourselves a critical question (that's for those that would carry out this research I mentioned earlier) . Did he actually inflict this level of pain that was possible? Also what was his level of positive impact?
I for one use to have a whole lot of misconception and bias toward him but by the day I knew better, I guess those of us that we're not of full age when he ruled as a military era were easily hoodwinked by those who could buy pages of newspapers and paint him in the light they wanted him portrayed and also those of us from the south are easily swayed by religious and tribal sentiments .
As for that room for improvement , I still see items marked PTF in some hospitals till today and still hear wonderful testimonies concerning him.
I saw a post where someone said SLS still went ahead with his turbaning even when CB staff died in an aircrash, well I don't know why he did that but different people show their leadership ability as they deem fit. But again I thank the General for postponing this.

And finally happy birthday sir. God bless you
Politics / Re: What Happened To The 40 Laptop Crew by peruso: 12:30pm On Dec 14, 2012
Do you know I've been meaning to ask this question also...................

What really happened to THEM

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Politics / Re: Who Is Capable Of Leading Nigeria Now?: Your Opinion by peruso: 5:28pm On Nov 05, 2012
eduson55: [size=50pt]me[/size]

I tot no one will do dis!!!

ME ojare!!
Politics / Re: Akwa-Ibom' s Deputy Governor Resignation Letter! by peruso: 10:10pm On Oct 31, 2012
ABASI MI MBOK!!!! SO WHERE IN HEAVEN DID NTA GET THEIR OWN VERSION OF THE RESIGNATION FROM?
ANYONE JUST LISTENED TO WHAT THEY READ...... THAT "THE MAN THANKED THE GOVERNOR FOR GIVING HIM THE OPPORTUNITY OF BEING PART OF THE UNCOMMON TRANSFORMATION OF THE STATE AND WISHED HIM WELL IN ALL HIS FUTURE ENDEAVOR"

NA WA WOULD IT REALLY HURT THEM TO JUST SAY IT THE WAY IT WAS SAID MUST THEY ALWAYS SHOW THEIR INEPTITUDE AND PARTISANSHIP IN ALL THINGS NA WA..

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Politics / Re: Judicial Council Asks Salami To Retire by peruso: 6:46pm On Oct 22, 2012
Judiciary .............SMH
Family / Re: Wake Up! We Need To Talk by peruso: 2:51am On Oct 22, 2012
Well it will be very obvious that .........that person does not like his or her life.

Wake me during the nite

I WILL STAB U WITH ANYTHING THAT ENTERS MY HANDS!!!!!!!!!

Nama!!!
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan's Trip Home Is Canceled - SaharaReporters by peruso: 1:38am On Oct 12, 2012
SO WHO IS MANING HER MINISTRY NOW THAT IS IS ABROAD? REMEMBA SHE IS A PS
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Is A Potential HIV Carrier, He Gave Me Syphilis- Actress by peruso: 1:22am On Oct 12, 2012
OK SO YOU bleeped THE GUY WITHOUT CONDOM AND YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO COME OUT AND TALK ABOUT 'SWEET TALK',

MY QUESTION FOR YOU IS; HOW MANY GUYS HAVE YOU bleeped WITHOUT CONDOM DUE TO THEIR SWEET MOUTH

YOU ARE A STUPID BLOODY slowpoke!!!!!! FOR MAKING ME WASTE ALL MY TIME TO READ THIS CRAP

THUNDER FIRE YOU!!!!!!!!! YOUR PAPA!!!!! YOUR PAPA PAPA!!!!!!! IDIOT
Crime / Re: Sisters Of Death- HIV Drugs Served With Dinner by peruso: 12:49am On Oct 05, 2012
POVERTY NA WA!!!!!!
Crime / Re: Sisters Of Death- HIV Drugs Served With Dinner by peruso: 12:15am On Oct 05, 2012
NA WA!!!!

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Romance / Re: Twitter Ruined My Marriage by peruso: 12:11am On Oct 05, 2012
MY TAKE; STOP SNOPPING AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin[color=
Politics / Re: Lamido For President!!! 2015 by peruso: 2:42am On Sep 30, 2012
Eko Atlantic: This mallam won be president of Nigeria?! shocked

Not smart
Not presentable
Not charismatic
Not brilliant
Not disciplined
Can't be recognized internationally
A village boy
Not educated.
He better face his OX and Oxen

YOUR REASONS PROFERRED FOR HIM NOT BEING QUALIFIED ARE BASICALLY ALL TRASH
NOT SMART YET HE WAS 'SMART ENOUGH TO BECOME A GOVERNOR OF A STATE DESPITE ALL THE SO CALL SMART GUYS THERE
NOT PRESENTABLE? WELL THIS IS NOT YOURS TO TOATLLY DEFINE
NOT CHARISMATIC WELL I GUESS THE 'I HAD NO SHOES' SPEECH WAS VERY CHARISMATIC LOOK WHERE IT HAS TAKEN US TO
NOT BRILLIANT COMMON!!!!!!!
CANT BE RECOGNISED INTERNATIONALLY YOU MEAN NOW OR AFTER HE BECOMES THATS IF HE BECOMES
A VILLAGE BOY OK.....LOL (FYI I'M A VILLAGE BOY ALSO)
NOT EDUCATED? HE IS
I LEAVE YOUR LAST REASON TO YOU AND YOU ALONE
Politics / Re: Nigerians Being Scorned And Mocked In Malawi by peruso: 3:41am On Sep 29, 2012
JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE ARE bleeped IN THIS COUNTRY, I JUST CAME BACK FROM THAT SITE ...........HOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!! I COULD NOT READ AGAIN IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH.. AHN AHN .. WETIN SEF WETIN? AND TO THINK THAT THIS IS THE SME FELING MOST IF NOT ALL THE AFRICAN COUNTRIES HAVE FOR US. CHEI WE DON SUFFER!!!!!!


E DEY PAIN ME SHA!!!!!!!!! MAKE I CATCH ANY MALAWAIN OR WHATEVER THEIR NAME BE WITHIN THE NEXT ONE WEEK WHETHER DEM GO C MOUTH OR HAND EVEN TAKE YAB 9JA AGIN...... SEE BEATING....... OOOHHHHH GOD E STILL DEY PAIN ME..........

SMH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I LOVE MY COUNTRY
Politics / Pdp Governors Take Your Stand Now! by peruso: 10:03am On Sep 22, 2012
The mutual mistrust and suspicion playing out between the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) governors and the party’s National Chairman Bamanga Tukur did not start last Saturday with the launch of a book on the PDP chairman.

The feeling of mistrust has always been there from the very beginning. Let me preface this with this anecdote and it all happened in the build-up to the election of a new PDP chairman early this year. President Jonathan had at the time made up his mind to install Tukur as chairman, seeing him as a statesman with a fatherly figure that can help wield the party together.

But some of the governors, particularly those from the North-east zone to which the chairmanship position was ceded, among them Governors Murtala Nyako (Adamawa) and Isa Yuguda (Bauchi), were vehemently opposed to Tukur’s candidacy. One day in the build-up to the election in March this year, the President invited the governors over to Aso Rock to come and state their grievance and present their candidate. Unknown to them he had also invited Tukur to the Villa. As they assembled for the meeting, without much ado, without allowing the governors to say much, the President just called on Tukur, saying, “These governors are opposed to you o, you better come and address them so they can support you”.

Tukur instantly did as instructed. The governors were left dumbfounded; their tails in between their legs, they had to ramble through while speaking to State House correspondents on why they were at the Villa. Talk of political brinkmanship on the part of the President! But the governors waited to extract their own pound of flesh. A few days to that PDP national convention at which Tukur was eventually crowned chairman, the governors, however, pulled a surprise. They did a kangaroo voting of delegates from the North-east zone and came with results that showed that Tukur had been badly defeated as the candidate of the zone for the chairmanship and his opponent, Dr. Musa Babayo, then acting National Secretary of the party, had been endorsed for the office.

It was to embarrass President Jonathan and Tukur and both of them were flustered. Tukur did not know what hit him. He condemned the alleged voting in strong terms. Many analysts interpreted that to mean the governors had defeated President Jonathan and his candidate. By PDP convention, the zone to which a position had been ceded had no business conducting any election to pick a preferred candidate, though the zone could endorse if they like. What the governors of the North-east did was to play politics and embarrass the President. However, in the end, at the Eagle Square in Abuja, Tukur won; the President won, as Babayo had in the previous night stepped down and apologised to the PDP chairman. The rest as they say is history.

So since then, there has been mutual suspicion between Tukur and the governors. The governors didn’t trust their chairman, seeing him as Jonathan’s candidate who would always do the president’s bidding. The governors’ absence at last week’s book launch was therefore no surprise. The book, Global Villager, was written by veteran journalist and poet Eddie Aderinokun and launched in commemoration of Tukur’s 77th birthday. Of all the 23 PDP governors at present, only three attended that book launch, yet there were indications that virtually all the governors were in Abuja at the time.

The three governors that attended the book launch were Yuguda (Bauchi), Patrick Yakowa (Kaduna) and Theodore Orji (Abia). Governors Ibrahim Shema (Katsina) and Jonah Jang (Plateau) sent their deputies. Forget the Abia State Governor Orji who tried to apologise on behalf of his colleagues who failed to show up, saying they could not make it “because of circumstances beyond their control,” the governors have some differences with Tukur. What are these differences exacerbated by the mutual suspicion between them and Tukur? Some have said the move by the PDP chairman to engage in reconciliation and bring aggrieved former chieftains back to the party’s fold has irked the governors, as they fear it would whittle down their influence in PDP.

But truth is it’s all about 2015 and the politics of 2015. Of the 23 PDP governors, 17 are in their second terms in office and at least four of them namely Niger State Governor Mua’zu Babangida Aliyu, Jigawa State Governor Sule Lamido, Yuguda and Shema have been linked with 2015 presidency. President Jonathan is also likely to run for a second term, though he has not publicly declared his intention for the race but claims those talking about 2015 at present are distracting him. Really? The governors however believe Tukur, being the President’s man, would do anything to favour President Jonathan in the race. So for them since they are in their final term in office (only five of them are in their first terms) I guess they believe it’s time to go for broke, it’s time to answer their “fathers’ names”.

And this feeling of mistrust is bound to continue as the countdown to the 2015 election continues. What to do is for the party leadership to assure the governors and the generality of PDP stalwarts of a level-playing field and to be seen to be openly working towards that realisation going forward. Indeed, 2015 is going to be tricky for President Jonathan and I think he and his minders know already. The President is likely to be up against formidable opponents from the North who may emerge from the rank of the party’s governors who represent a formidable bloc in PDP. How will he tame the governors going forward? That would be the challenge as we march towards 2015.

Tags: Nigeria, Featured, Politics, Bamanga Tukur
Politics / Lamido For President!!! 2015 by peruso: 9:42am On Sep 22, 2012
The talk about Jigawa State Governor Sule Lamido’s interest in contesting the 2015 presidential election is no fluke after all. The idea is gradually taking a life of its own. In some corners at Aso Rock Presidential Villa, the Jigawa governor is being referred to as the president with the small ‘p’ and President Jonathan with the big ‘p’. And already there seems to be mutual suspicion and a battle of wit between the President and the Jigawa governor. This played out starkly last week during President Jonathan’s trip to Malawi and Botswana. The President had invited two governors – Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomhole and Lamido – to travel with him.

Sources at the Villa said Lamido did not show up for the trip for some inexplicable reason, which I guess perhaps might be the discomfort that getting too cosy with the president he would soon challenge at the PDP primary would likely generate. But truth is it’s not too clear what actually transpired between Abuja and Dutse over that trip. One account, which I guess may have been dished out by Dutse in the emerging battle of wit, is that the governor failed to make the trip because the President asked Lamido to be part of the advance team as he (the President) was going with a smaller aircraft because the main presidential jet had been sent out for maintenance checks.

According to that account, the governor pointedly refused to go as part of the advance team and so didn’t show up, but that to the chagrin of Dutse the President who allegedly wanted Lamido to go as part of advance team accommodated Edo Governor Oshiomhole in his plane. Those who should know actually said the main presidential aircraft had gone for maintenance. Meanwhile, Governor Lamido was at the Villa once the President returned from the trip. And as President Jonathan sighted him, he jokingly said: “Jigawa Governor, the man who refused to travel with me.”
Tags: Nigeria, Featured, Politics, Sule Lamido
Travel / Re: Arik Air Flights In Lagos Grounded By Unions by peruso: 9:24am On Sep 22, 2012
tunapawizzy: Na wa o....we need to press reset button for dis country



NOOOOO ACTUALLY I THINK ITS REBOOT BUTTON WE NEED.
Religion / Re: Why No Riots Over Jesus's Wife Story? by peruso: 8:51am On Sep 22, 2012
why should THEY? IF YOU TRUELY KNOW WHAT YOU BELIEVE, YOU DONT NEED ANY FOOLISH PROTEST WHEN SOMEONE COMES UP WITH ANYTHING THATS NOT THE TRUTH ABOUT IT. YOU SHOULD JUST LAUGH IT OFF AND KNOW THAT THERE IS A IGNORANT FELLOW DOING SOMETHING ELSE.

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Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by peruso: 2:02am On Sep 18, 2012
Csami: It neva happen to me but to ma friend. He had this babe that is called ogechi and she's one horrible liar. She dey lie we go still catch her but she go enter phase 2. One morning she told ma friend she's travelling to Abuja via flight and by noon when she gets to Abuja she's going to call him. Me and ma friend were in class when she called, telling us she just landed...ok o!
I went to town to withdraw money unto futo things na and saw her standing in line along side me. Tapped her on the shoulder, she saw me and shout "jesus christ! u scared me." i neva knew i have a scary face.
Babe, what are u doing here thought u were in Abuja? "oh yes...she was suppose to be in Abuja but they cancelled her flight ticket."
Me no talk again. After withdrawal, i went back to school and told ma friend and he called her on phone and asked where she was? She said she's in town...ok o! And he asked who called us then? She said she wasn't the one.
Mehn, up till today we dey find who make that call. She's now a role model to some gals.

WHY ARE U PPLE LIKE THIS grin[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] UNA WAN FINISH PERSON WITH LAFF!!!!!
Romance / Re: The Greatest Lie You Have Ever Heard From A Partner? by peruso: 1:55am On Sep 18, 2012
daduke2k: @googles, neva mind.@post, she spent d weekend in school wit me, on monday she was ready 2 go, gav her Tfare and told her 2 lock up . On my way 2 school i 4got my wallet , i came bak an met her shaggin my neigbour. Oboy c laughter.

looooooool THIS HAPPENED ONCE IN MY PRESENCE. FUNNY ENOF AFTER D GUY CAUGHT HER HE STILL KEPT HER FOR THE HOLE WEEK AND ALL HE DID WAS JUST STRFF HER ALL DAY, AND WHEN EVER HE HAD TO GO TO CLASS HE CARRIED HER ALONG......

WE ALMOST DIED OF LAFFTER ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

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