₦airaland Forum

masturbation is a big sin. It is in the bible but u didn't see it because you only read letters nt ryhma .

isn't it in your bible that carnal people have lust of the flesh, lust of the eyes and pride of life

If you will agree with me, masturbation comes as a result of satisfying demonic LUST of the flesh (hunger for sex), and masturbation is just a way to improvise for fornication. I was delivered from that acts after series of fasting . Mind you, masturbating is an addiction , and addiction is a negative word.

Don't drive at stupid reasons and deceiving yourself why you must masturbate.

They are demonic reasons.

No two way to it, masturbation is a sin due to your hunger to satisfy your lust.

pls add 08060317918

Mheesa:
dunno cos my friend got 263 for MBBS nd ws ineligible. .I even got 231 for pharmacy nd I'm ineligible. . Nd somebody with 214 can write the exam?so unfair. .I hear it might be changed,pray it will. . I just wanna write putme in Unilag sha

If I may ask ,wats ur state of origin?

Av tried rooting with kingroot but its simply not working for it . Could someone please give me a procedure to go about it

Nt dis tym

If u arnt Using smart phone, regardless of d model of phone u ar Using, u arnt Using a mobile phone.

Gone ar d dayz girls crave for BB, even d folk buying BB nw, are buying d smart phone version.

Most girls av seen nowadays use smart phones.

tola9ja:
[size=18pt] If we have to blame somebody we have to blame Man City, Manchester United, Arsenal, because they let us win so easily.[/size]

Mancity at there best won d league with 84 point last season, so wat point ar u driving at?

JohnogbuAdmin:
We wish to inform the general public that University of Ibadan ( Unibadan ) 2015/2016 Post-Utme, Diploma , Post-Graduate & DLC/ DLI Admission online Registration Form has started.

Interested Applicants who wishes to register are advise to Contact Mr Ogbujohn O, on- 08.14.4O.81.9O8 - for inquiries / online form Registration , Form purchase & guardlines to help register for those from far away to avoid error mistake, form cancellation ,
inquiries & Assistance on admission.

If no one av ever tld u, ur stupidity is raise to d power of infinity. I dislike scammer but I dislike d stupid ones most.

Cant u use ur useless dickhead. Ur disgusting shallow scam wont convince my 7 year old boy.

F00l of d highest order . Oponu aridi agba.

herbaylove:
Hi guys, pls by any chance is it possible for UI to allow utme candidates who didn't choose the skool as one of his choice of institution to sit for its Post Utme?. Tnx in anticipation.

Last year 9800+ sat for putme without d invitation of those dat choose other Universities .

This year, d statistics of those with 200+ jamb score increased to 23000+

Logically, do u tink ui is ready to add to d burden on ground?

Frankly speaking, it isnt possible, but in d game of football anything can happen.

estijaz:
HEY PEEPX,ITX BEEN A REALLY LONG TYM AND I MISS U GUYS,DIS IS LIKE D FIRST TYM AV LOGGED ON TO NAIRALAND IN MONTHS,D STRESS HERE IS OVERKILLING BUT GOD IS KEEPING ME SHA,NOW LETX SKIP ALL DIS PLESANTRIES AND GET ON TO D MAIN GIST



D WORD ON CAMPUS PRESENTLY IS DAT DIS YEAR'S ADMISSSION PROCESS IS GONNA B A BLOODBATH,D CRAZIEST IN HISTORY.ACCORDING TO PUBLIC OPINION,IT WOULD B EASIER FOR A CAMEL TO PASS TRU A CAMEL'S EYES DAN FOR AN AVERAGE STUDENT TO GET ADMITTED DIS YEAR.

BUT I BEG TO DIFFER ANYWAYS,ATLEAST I KNOW AND AM SURE DAT IF UI ADMITS ONLY 100 DIS YR,D 100 WILL DEFINITELY COME FROM DIS WONDERFUL FORUM COS I KNOW D STOCK U GUYS ARE MADE UP OF,U GUYS ARE NOT MEDIOCRE ATALL AND ANYTYM I TINK ABOUT WAT U GUYS WILL ACCOMPLISH,I ALWAYS SMILE

P.S GUYS PLX CLINCH D 3 SCHOLARSHIP SPOTS DIS YEAR,U MYT NOT UNDERSTAND HOW IT WILL TRANSFORM UR LIFE BUT I DO,ATLEAST IT GAVE ME D OPPORTUNITY TO DINE N WINE WIT D VC AND ALL D PROFS N LECTURERS IN UI,TO B KNOWN BY ALMOST EVERYONE IN D SCH

Noted.

Bloodybath ? In dat case, dat will b a clash of titans, it wont b a walk in d park.
Lemmi assume d cutoff for MBBS will sky rocket to 90%

So anyone aiming for scholarship should AIM @ 97% to be dead cert. To b4 warned, is to b4 armed, tnxs for d info.
Aiming at 100% shouldn't be over ambicious ?

Gud p.m everone. My observation - dis thread has nw turn to Kalahari desert. Whatsapp is doing strong tin o.

whales2020:
23K+...hmmmmm!!!I smell something new this time around...OAU could b a better chance oooo....d post ume na beans bt..OAU results sometimes can b funny ..Jah jehova...help ur son oooooo!!!!

UI may decide to use cutoff mark dis year

200 for uncompetitive courses

240 for competitive courses like MBBS

And varying cutoff for other courses.

It will probably reduce d number of candidates to 10k

I realize more dan 60% of those dat score above 200 scored within d range of 200-240.

Unless if UI as fully learnt dat jamb score is nt proportional to possible post utme score.

But I hope dey use cutoff mark because someone who scored 210 is more dangerous dan someone who scored 290.

See dere eyes , dey ar back here wen dey met abuku on whatsapp group ,teejay, dont tink u cant be remove on NL . Seriously some comments and actions fall my hand gan on whatsapp. Anyways, no site like Nairaland, sweet land.

Wow, joke of d day, dis got me smiling.


Him bench go get seat belt @ real madrid.

Mayb two 90 minutes subtitute appearance in 2 seasons

What is pathernocapic ? dont mind ma spelling ,dat was d only question my friend who did ui interview in 2010 remembered .He scored 270 in jamb and got 3/5 of d interview questions right, but wasn't offered anytin due to mad competition. He was aspiring for MBBS.

Drhost ,hw u. I didnt subscribe on my smart phone dis month, so ma browsing is very minimal.

@ those downloading ui pq, just study d pq for its relevance but I bet u, ui started putme 2011. I feel like slaping dat person that typed 2005-2012 on those questions.

Why cant we nigerians do without deception. Later dey will call our govt thieves .It start from grassroots. They love to take accolades in a false manner.

D person can as well typed a heading with titles like useful questions for UI aspirant.


I knew someone who did ui interview in 2010 and wasn't shortlisted for interview in 2009 ,so frm where did dey get 2005 -2012. hu

Chai, xo people wey dey ghost mode plenty like dis, dem go view, gain one or two tinz and go without impacting. Una start to dey comment unto say u wan join ui whatsapp group. Yee Olorun wa o.

ERCROSS:

D woman who sells the thread is just midway d length of d resultant vector.. (iya Silifa)....

Dont bother thanking me broh...
We r all here to help ourselves...

Haha hahahaaaaaa, I cant help laughing ooo

Pr0ton:
Now you see why UI brutally increases cut-off mark?


They are tired of accommodating dull people


Such as this one.

chisos wat an insult, pr0ton don para o

Dunsin89:
. Francistony why now? UI is still the easiest uni to gain admission now. Stay glued to UI and you will surely be in this year by God's grace. Cos Unilag and its admission sturfs. Hmmmmmm,,,....

Ya, u ar right. Admission into UI is like a treasure hidden on a plain, unlike other unis dat admission into competitive courses like Mbbs and law with low jamb score is like a searching for a pin dat droped in an ocean.

But dont be too ambious over a found treasure box

We only view tins from a perspective

Its only a merit wen u ar going for competitive courses and u scored 203 210 220 230 in utme.

Lets take a look @ tins frm anoder perspective.

Wat of cases of candidates with 290s, who happen to trail d cutoff mark by 2 or 3 marks and ended up compromising for courses which have never feature in dere master plan .

What is d faith of high utme scorers, wen those dey outclass in Jamb with over 50 marks got considered because dey trail with just 2 marks. they ar den forced to accept whatever left dat was offered.
And it saddened dat just 3 marks in putme is considered better dan 50 marks in Utme.

Ui is unlike other unis, where ur 290 will put u in a commanding position.

But wahatever d case may be, or whichever uni one decides to Choose , grace of God above any protocol or principle will make d different, even if d competition is more stiff dan d race of 300million sperm cells each of us ran b4 we were born.

whales2020:
Donb surprise if mbbs fall to b 68/70!!..

Exactly bro, majority ar with d opinion d cutoff mark will follow d same geometric progression and sky rocket to a range of 90-95% just like d preceeding years.

But am aving d feeling d cutoff wont be dat high.

I will say 2014/2015 set ar made up of book worms, coupled with high degree of simplicity of d putme questions.


But if u look d other way round, even OAU acid tests saw some guyz smashing as high as 100% in Biology and Chemistry.


Anyways, preparing for d worst cutoff ever(90s) and hoping for d best shouldnt be a bad idea or over ambious.

it seems I saw dis car at sambisa or gwoza CNT rem which one of d two

ehya...I pray God will continue to vindicate those who are in prison suffering for what they know nothing about...

Gud pm

I was reading through pages of d previous year ui thread, and my eyes stumble on a Post, I feel like sharing it for some of us who have nt sat for Ui putme to know hw UI structure dere questions .

D questions ar for 2013/2014 putme.
UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN 2013 POST-UTME CHEMISTRY
QUESTIONS
1. WHAT IS THE EMPERICAL FORMULA OF N2O4
a.N2O b.N3O c.NO2 d.NO
2. CALCULATE THE MINIMUM MASS OF ELEMENTAL
NITROGEN THAT CAN COMBINE WITH 7 MOLES OF
BARIUM
3. WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING HAS THE HIGHEST
MELTING POINT? a. ionic bond b. metallic bond c.
covalent bond d. dative bond
4.200CM3 OF AIR WAS PASSED OVER HEATED
COPPER IN A SYRINGE SEVERAL TIMES TO PRODUCE
COPPEER(II) OXIDE.WHEN COOLED THE FINAL
VOLUME OF AIR RECORDED WAS 158CM3.ESTIMATE
THE PERCENTAGE OF O2 IN THE AIR. a.31% b.27%
c.21% d. 19%
5. THE PARTIAL PRESSURE OF OXYGEN IN A SAMPLE
OF AIR IS 452MM.Hg AND THE TOTAL PRESSURE IS
780mm.Hg.WHAT IS THE MOLE FRACTION OF
OXYGEN....a.0.23 b.0.579 c. 2.03 d.5.790
6.A GAS HAS A TEMPERATURE OF 20C.IF THE
VOLUME AND PRESSURE ARE DOUBLED .WHAT IS THE
NEW TEMPERATURE. a.1192c b. 899c c.20c d.56c
7. THE REACTION BETWEEN KETONE AND
HYDROXYLAMINE PRODUCES..... a.hydrazine b.
osazone c. oxime d. semicarbazone
8.THE FURRING IN KETTLES AND BOILERS IS CAUSED
BY THE PRESENCE IN WATER OF a. CaCO3 b.CaSO4
c. CaHCO3 d.(NH4)2SO4
9. Action of concentrated tetraoxosulphate(vi) acid on
C2H5OH yields.............................
10.WHAT IS THE EQUIVALENT OF 20C IN
FAHRENHEIT.........................................................a.
b. c. d.
11. CHLORINE IS USUALLY ADDED TO WATER
TO..................................................................a. b.
c. d.
12. SOAP LATHER IS AN EXAMPLE OF A CHOLLOID IN
WHICH A...........a. solid is dispersed in liquid b. liquid
is dispersed in 13. WHICH OF THE COMPOUNDS OF MANGANESE
EXISTS.........a.MnCl b.MnCl5 c.Mn2Cl7 d. Mn2Cl3
14. WHICH OF THE ALLOTROPES OF CARBON IS A
CONSTITUENT OF LEAD PENCIL a. lambblack d. soot
d. graphite
15.THE SHAPE OF METHANE IS ............a.TRIGONAL
PLANAR b.OCTAHEDRAL c. square planar d.
TETRAHEDRAL
16.WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING CHEMICAL REACTIONS
CANNOT BE AFFECTED BY CHANGE IN
PRESSURE........a.1/2N2(g) + 1/2O2 => NO b. 2SO2(g)
+O(g)=>2SO3(g) c.CaCO3(S)=>CaO(S) + CO2(g) d.......
17............the compound used an electrolyte during the
electrolysis of acidified water? a. b. c. d.
18. THE BOND FOUND IN {Cu(NH3)4}2+
IS..................a. b. c. d.
These ar the 18 d guy could remember out of 25

Persornally, I remembered Ui repeated question 15 last year 2014/2015 putme.
LINK
https://www.nairaland.com/1575140/university-ibadan-2014-15-admission/71

Pr0ton:
[size=20]Attention[/size]

Horpeyemmi66 Bhuumhite Cassyrooy Pes13 Funkysilver DrHost Dsurgeon Ogunsinamayowa P0lymath Cutebumzy Treasuregr8 MokinJay T33jay007 and co.

University of Ibadan has announced post UTME registration to commence on the 28th of April! CLICK HERE for details!

As I see am, I don no say na april fool una weldone o.

SonOfTheLion:
#decided

They must sha see prophecy. . Na wah oo!

That Sulaimon prophecy is jst like a FREESTYLE rap. The guy will make a good freestyle rapper

And for Mr, TB...make I jst laff

Baba ADEBOYE welldone jare..

Sai BABA anyway.

Change is the only possible way to go!

Some of his prophesy had came to pass

These are his prophesy
1.There shall be harvest of testimonies for women
looking for fruit of the womb.
2. President Obama needs serious prayers for his
health.
3. I see a woman becoming the president of
America, but her health needs attention.
4. Britain needs prayers because of her Queen.
5. I entered the house of former president Shehu
Shagari in the spirit and I saw RIP; he needs
prayers.
6. There shall be agricultural boom this year.
7. I saw Catholic Reverend Fathers getting married.
I saw a group rising, called “Old Catholic Church”,
they were on fire for God and caused a revolution.
8. Boko Haram is sponsored by two people; one is
a traditional ruler and the other is a retired General.
9. Nollywood should stop nudity and immoral
content been shown because God is not happy.
10. Bola Tinubu, Bode George and king of Onitsha
need prayers.
11. A great Pentecostal man of God been called to
glory. I wept.
12. I see president Goodluck Jonathan coming back
but troubles.
13. I saw people crying in the Oba of Benin’s
house.
14. Libyan election to be cancelled.
15. El Rufai should go and sit down. For abusing
Jesus, he will not win Kaduna election.
16. Brigade Commander Aso rock should be
changed.
17. Buhari’s health needs attention.
18. Aminu Tambuwal, I saw him leading Sokoto
State.
19. Dangote will not have it smooth this year; he
will drop from Africa’s richest.
20. Patience Jonathan needs serious prayers.
21. Egypt will have elections.
22. 2015 presidential election will be rigged, marred
in violence and end up in court case.
23. Thank you Jesus! Finally a Christian is now the
governor of Lagos state.
24. A popular Abuja pastor needs serious prayers. I
saw mourning.
25. I saw the Naira falling greatly. It became N200
(two hundred naira) to 1$ (a dollar).
26. I saw Cameroonian soldiers killing Boko Haram
soldiers.
27. Prophets who deceive people, collects their
properties, charge money, will face great judgment
this year.
DOWNLOAD: Daily Post Android App
28. Rochas Okorocha; I saw him moving to PDP.
29. Contrary to most prophecies, Nigeria will not
break up.
30. Nigerian Government will start fighting the
Gospel and men of God.
31. Military leaders will be changed.
32. There will be plan to kill Goodluck Jonathan but
it will be exposed.
33. I saw governor Amosun return.
34. APC Rivers State needs to do grass root
campaign because I saw the election been rigged
for PDP. Prayers are needed because of so much
bloodshed.
35. Three popular musicians will die; one of them is
a young boy.
36. Former President Obasanjo should go and make
peace with God, Nigeria is not his problem.
37. The retired Army General one of the sponsors
of Bokoharam, God warned him recently with his
health. The next, God will take his life.
38. I saw a man win Governorship but not allowed
to govern.
39. I saw attention in Delta state moved to Agbor.
40. President Gooluck Jonathan should arrest
corrupt leaders. His calmness is what is
empowering them to steal.
41. I saw people who resigned as ministers to
contest election return back as Federal ministers.
42. I see so much food in Nigeria in 2015.
43. I saw major death in China (I saw group of kids
killed)
44. A great man of God whose first name begins
with 3rd letter and Surname with 15th letter needs
serious prayers. I saw serious crisis and crying.
Please let’s pray for him.
45. Let’s pray against military intervention and
interim government.
46. President election inconclusive, yet Jonathan
declared winner. APC Pray!
47. I don’t see Buhari with credentials to vie for
president.
48. Ghana economy to have terrible and serious
crisis.
49. With the level of bloodshed I saw, it was better
Goodluck goes now to his village quietly.
50. 2015 election is another June 12. The man who
truly won will not govern or rule.
51. Arik Airline to pray against disaster.
52. I saw people crying in Alex Ekwueme’s house.
Why are they crying?
53. I saw upsurge around bar beach taking people’s
lives, water overrunning and bringing down
buildings.
54. Pray against three major Air disasters between
February and October.
55. I saw a king in Zulu (South Africa) taking a
bow.
56. Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu needs serious prayer
against mourning and death.
57. I saw Niger Delta militants become so powerful
and influential in government.
58. God is not happy with Nigerian government for
handling power problem.
59. Lawyers will make so much money in 2015.
60. Chief E.K, Clark should pray, not a good year
for him.
Tinubu reveals he gave up his presidential
ambition for Buhari
61. Great men of god to rise in Namibia, Ghana,
Nigeria and Europe

dis man called osibanjo is too proactive for my likening.. APC for change

estijaz:
hmmmmmmm know wat works for u n stick to it

To summarise it all, I hold on to dis.

Pr0ton:
[color=olive]I was given scholarship last year.[/color]

hahahaha, dunno u ar dis funny.

Pr0ton:
Haha. At least I got one.

I just rejected it. I don't like free education

Cant really get u.

Bmark:
.UI post utme no be by posting "fighting" on NL or placing so much emphasis on gossips and trivial issues.

This got me rolling with laughter

believe me, I was shocked to d bone wen I realise majority of those who joined d viewers club are more brilliant dan majority of we lousy peep here. I happen to meet some of dem.

And we dey here dey brag, we dey type fighting, we dey claim scholarship here and there.

Na to eat humble pie sure.