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PoliticsRe: ‘I See Nigeria Split Into 5 Countries’ - Says Prophet Ignis Iribhogbe by phabulux: 12:50am On Oct 28, 2015
princdebola201:
cheesycheesytongue this igbos re just bunch of greedy animals..after you want seccesion and you got want it.. Why re u merging with another region again..? Is that not greedinesscheesycheesy even igbos go with parts of delta and rivers ,Niger Delta will still twice the size of south east, will be Economic viable, more than south east..hypocrisy is when u want self govt for urself but you don't want others to stay alone...OYEL THIEVES, LAND GRABBERScheesycheesygrin
Oga mi, they are nothing without south south, and they realise that.
PoliticsRe: ‘I See Nigeria Split Into 5 Countries’ - Says Prophet Ignis Iribhogbe by phabulux: 12:43am On Oct 28, 2015
AkwaIbomrep1:
which niger delta ? Who authorized u to speak for us ? My friend,speak for ur self if u like join the hausas when the nation divide & continue ur slavery ,I'm an Akwa ibomite & Biafra is my country to hell with nigeria
We know your kind, crass-ass mother-fucker!

Your country is 'insectville'.
PoliticsRe: ‘I See Nigeria Split Into 5 Countries’ - Says Prophet Ignis Iribhogbe by phabulux: 12:36am On Oct 28, 2015
AkwaIbomrep1:
thank u my prophet ,tell them, this God damn motherfuckin country must disintegrate in the name of our lord Jesus christ of nazareth ...AMEN!!! Abasi adiong Biafra ...AMEN
Akwa Ibom, even you want a disintegrated Nigeria?


Christ!

This country has gone to hell.

Biafra!

The stupid fo.ol has to even be a slave.
PoliticsRe: ‘I See Nigeria Split Into 5 Countries’ - Says Prophet Ignis Iribhogbe by phabulux: 12:26am On Oct 28, 2015
FamilyRe: Do You Encourage Beating Of Children By Teachers At Schools? by phabulux: 3:37am On Oct 27, 2015
carbonmonoxide:
Most people(Nigerians) believe that without beating their children, the child will become disobedient, and they regard beating of kids as a way of being giving them good discipline...

Some parents even tell their children's teachers to beat the hell out of them if they do not obey school laws or fail some subjects..

So the topic is do you believe in beating of children (most especially in schools) as a way of discipline or as an act of wickedness??

Let's hear your views..
When You see the way some teachers Beat children, you'll be against it. However, a right knock here or there can't be entirely wrong.
PoliticsRe: Wike Makes A State Broadcast On The Tribunal Judgment (Video) by phabulux: 12:20am On Oct 26, 2015
CR77:
Buhari is a big Scam
Are You satisfied?

No sense!
Afrer All, 17 peôple Think the way You do.
PoliticsRe: Rivers PDP Insists Wike Still Governor, Tribunal Judgement Notwithstanding by phabulux: 2:01am On Oct 25, 2015
OVI75:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/rivers-pdp-insists-wike-still-governor-tribunal-judgement-notwithstanding/
The only thing I can quote on this thread is the 'serenre'.


No d****d sense otherwise.
PoliticsRe: Why We Jailed Gen. Ransome-kuti – Army by phabulux: 3:42am On Oct 19, 2015
williamsean:
and if u think am in sec. School, think again womanliness nigga. Am a uni. Graduate and abt to go to nysc. I don't talk to uni. Dropouts like u. So keep off and mind ur biz
You?

You went to university?

Nah, I don't believe you.

There's no university on this planet that can claim the meanest association with your crass irrationality.

University!

Oun re wun ole!

Much as I have no respect for any university in the east, I still don't think any could be inglorious enough to spit you out.
PoliticsRe: Why We Jailed Gen. Ransome-kuti – Army by phabulux: 3:33am On Oct 19, 2015
williamsean:
am not here to exchange words with u. We all know u people as cowardsThat only talk and brag. Make una try am first then una own dn be for this Nigeria. Make fulanis no put hand for una. That's y awolowo turn u guys to slaves. Modafuucker don't quote me again
Why don't you want to be quoted? Scared?

I don't like exchanging words with children, either.

Yorubas don't need Fulanis to decimate your number. Don't you realise that? The people you call cowards can send you away from six states. If you continue calling them cowards, then, they will come to Onitsha, Aba, Orlu, Enugu, or wherever you are, and still chase you away from there too. Not only that, mind you. They will also feed your children to rats.

Only babies like you think there's any glory in war. We are much wiser than that; but, if it's fight you want, we'll make you sick of it.
PoliticsRe: Why We Jailed Gen. Ransome-kuti – Army by phabulux: 3:08am On Oct 19, 2015
williamsean:
we be done what u people can never do. Fighting Nigeria for 3 yes with just sticks and dern gun. This yolobar cowards, all u guys do is blab in internet that's all
If 'this yolobar cowards' leave this internet blabbing and resort to fighting you Igbo-smoking dunderheads, they'll reduce your population by at least two million.

We, Yorubas, don't have to prove ourselves to you. You are not up to that level.

All you secondary school students that keep getting misled by the 'failures' you call teachers, think. I believe your teachers never expect much from you, but, surprise them. Think, for once.
PoliticsRe: Why We Jailed Gen. Ransome-kuti – Army by phabulux: 2:50am On Oct 19, 2015
DelticStephEn:
Tell your tribesmen to stop being Cowards.
Christ! I pity you!

I understand that you igbo-smoking dunderheads have nothing but wool between your hair and your neck, but, I still pity you for your lack of common sense.

I infer that you're from Delta State (from your name, you see. No magic.) I've always considered you mofos the goats of Igbos. You've done nothing or said nothing here to make me regret that 'consideration'.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by phabulux: 7:36pm On Sep 12, 2015
Princecalm:
my team will be against Man United today
u still get team, loserpool
CrimeRe: Woman Poisoned Cousin’s Fufu That She Wanted To Sell In Lagos by phabulux: 6:01am On Sep 11, 2015
melzabull:
bast.ad yolowbas

They are like their terrorists awusa Fulani brothers, now they want to start their own food terrorism through poisoning.

useless mgbati coneheads
Tralalala...

i bos are the curse of this countr
CrimeRe: Woman Poisoned Cousin’s Fufu That She Wanted To Sell In Lagos by phabulux: 5:49am On Sep 11, 2015
Atmmachine:
Yorubas and Juju are like bread & butter.
cl@p for u rself



some mofos liked ur comment
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why Long Courtship Should Be Avoided By Ladies. by phabulux: 1:51am On Sep 11, 2015
Toks2008:
When a man shows interest in a lady and tells her that he would love to know her better,most times in his heart this is exactly what he is saying: "Hi lady, can i get to have a taste of your goody-bag and have the feel of your body to know if you are good enough in bed and decide if i should keep you for long or dump your ass in a jiffy because i don't really care whether we end up together or not".

I honestly don't believe in dating and even as courtship sounds more reasonable,it is still not really necessary and i will try to list logical reasons why ladies should avoid this lie from the pits of hell called dating or courtship and i hope you learn a great deal from this.


1. A man usually knows if there is a huge possibility of marrying you or just want to use you to pass time the very first day he sets his eyes on you and a man who is really interested in a purposeful affair with you will give you the sign almost immediately with the body language except you refuse to be vigilant.

2. Many Men use dating and courtship as a means of exploring you sexually and probably after he realizes that your bosoms are not as firm as he wants them to be or your sex performance is below what he wants or after he has really used you to his satisfaction then he tells you it can't work out because his mum does not want him to marry from your tribe or just brings up any lame excuse and decides to walk away to get another lady to "date"

3. An Angel can turn to a demon: Many people have argued that dating period is a period where you will know the type of person you have but this assertion is very funny because a good person can turn terrible and most times even if the person seems bad many ladies will still go on and marry him with the hope of changing him.

4.Dating and courtship is a disguised miniature marriage because in many cases when a guy starts dating or courting you,you will be doing some stuffs that wives do and i keep wondering why they still see the union as dating or courting when he is practically having all the benefits he should get from a wife hence the need to continue dating and courting and dating and.. until you suddenly realized you have spent your honey years married unofficially to a man who will probably dump you to marry another lady still in the name of dating.

5.A thousand years of courtship is no guaranty that you will know the man and until you two stay under the same roof as man and wife,you will never come closer to knowing who he really is so why waste your years dating and courting.

6.Most of the marriages of our parents are great examples as most of our parents hardly knew each other before getting married yet many of them had a lasting and loving union but these days despite the celebrated dating and courting culture,many marriages hit the rock.

7.A good union is not hinged on the number of years both of you spend sleeping with each other in the name of dating or courtship but its in learning to love whoever you choose to marry and making up your mind to be with him against all odds.

8. I believe that for a man to ever propose an affair to you then he must have found you good enough to have to himself and for a decent lady to agree to an affair with a man then she is definitely ready to be with the man except she is a slut so why waste time fooling around with each other all in the name of getting to sleep with each other in the name of dating and courtship?

9. A sexless date or courtship is the ideal form of courting where both of you try to know just a peripheral detail about yourselves hence once sex comes in then its no longer dating but unofficial marital union.

10.The responsible and matured guys at heart knows the type of woman they want and do not get involved in baseless dating but simply go for the lady of their choice and marry her.

If you are not ready to marry a lady,don't make advances towards her just to waste her years sampling her and if you are a lady,stop fooling yourself thinking you are dating him whereas you are just giving him your body to be used and probably dumped and understand that dating and courtship are just facade from the pits of hell aimed at destroying the lives of ladies by becoming single unmarried mothers,losing their lives through abortions and many have contracted deadly diseases all in the name of dating.

Lets face it,a year of sexless courtship should be enough and one year is not too much to deprive yourself of sex in order to know that guy better and if a man does not start the process of marrying you within a year then it means you are either dating a small boy for the sake of having sex or you are probably with a man who is not sure he wants you.

I know that all the sermons in the world will not bring sanity to the facade of dating and courtship and if any lady sees this piece and shoves it aside,my advice to such is to continue to serve herself on the alter of sexual ecstasy for as many guys as possible in the name of baseless dating or courtship

My humble opinion and
You must be a fa..g...
CrimeRe: Woman Poisoned Cousin’s Fufu That She Wanted To Sell In Lagos by phabulux: 10:07pm On Sep 10, 2015
ijustdey:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/woman-poisoned-cousin%E2%80%99s-fufu-she-wanted-sell-lagos
Christ!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout This Ananconda Like Snake Killed Today (photos) by phabulux: 9:39pm On Sep 10, 2015
youngpol:
Viewing this topic: lalasticlala..

Meanwhile, This snake big oh.. And why are those boys flinging that thing around? It could wake up and do something rash! I've seen it in movies
Go back to your movie.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Flare Up When Asked These Two Questions? by phabulux: 1:55am On Sep 10, 2015
cozy7:
Make up makes them look mch younger (and disgusting), so they always live in d mind set of being younger....ALWAYS LYING ABT THEIR AGE. Secondly, 99.9% of them aren't virgins, but claim to be.

So asking them those 2 questions makes them remember their past records....hence d anger.

Op, u should even be happy that they don't bite u sef
44 likes for this nonsense?
PhonesRe: What Is The Worst Phone You've Ever Used Or Cant Recommend? by phabulux: 1:50am On Sep 10, 2015
The worst phone I've used?


What about the worst phone I'm using? This one. This phone defines crassness. It is the mother of everything that is wrong.

Tecno p5?

I ought to shoot the fool that sold this phone to me.
GamingRe: Today's Kids Will Never Know This by phabulux: 6:28pm On Sep 09, 2015
cao:
I see...you're blinded by the irony of your own statement. Good for you, more grease to your disjointed elbows. Just because you appear to dislike yourself a tad too much - as shown with your masochistic approach to commenting. Life is too short to waste your time on something you don't obviously like, but that's your prerogative, whatever helps you exist. Anywho, I look forward to more of your misguided comments.
Christ!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Wike At Seriake Dickson's Rally In Yenagoa, Bayelsa.. Photos by phabulux: 6:19am On Sep 09, 2015
aare07:
AARE HAS IOTA of Number 6 because for development to come in any society, there must be change. APC represents CHANGE needed in the state
I don hear!

You never understand Nigeria's politics.


Carry all your family go vote for Bayelsa, na PDP go still win.
FamilyRe: My Wife Nags Anytime Am Broke, Please Advise by phabulux: 6:08am On Sep 09, 2015
christinie:
Wetin kwa?
Nothing!

All the 'quirks' and 'do's' will be all right in your man too, will they not?

'Sponsoring'!
BusinessRe: MerryBet Punt For Pride IV by phabulux: 6:00am On Sep 09, 2015
Ganjafama:
Am not complaining o! He nor dey my group sef.
Is that not what you were doing?
FamilyRe: My Wife Nags Anytime Am Broke, Please Advise by phabulux: 5:53am On Sep 09, 2015
christinie:
Ask for a week casual leave in your office. Fake a sack letter and hand over to her. Lament on how tough life is for a week. Let's see her reaction.


I hope you are not a bad financial manager though.

Always plan ahead. Don't let yourself get broke. Stop sponsoring your friends bad habits eg drinking, smoking, womanising.

If she doesn't work make her learn a vocation.


An idle mind is karishika's workshop.
Christ!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Wike At Seriake Dickson's Rally In Yenagoa, Bayelsa.. Photos by phabulux: 5:46am On Sep 09, 2015
aare07:
Hit LIKE for PDP to emerge as the winner in the Dec. 5 election.

Hit SHARE for APC to form the next government in the state.
Well, aare, let me put it this way: hit LIKE if you think aare07 does not have an iota of number six. Hit SHARE if you think he does.

Do you honestly think APC can win a house headship in Bayelsa if it's up for a contest or were you hungry for those likes and shares?
FamilyRe: My Wife Nags Anytime Am Broke, Please Advise by phabulux: 5:09am On Sep 09, 2015
BRAVAGAD0O:
Hello friends, 1st of all, I don't want you to see me as a man that involves third party in his marrital life/affair, am not that kind of man, in fact a lot of things go on that I rather let it stay in my home for us to sort or face together than involving family or friends but this challenge is really heavy for me to bear
Aight!

We already see you as that kinda man.

Seriously, why are you crying now? I read your post from the first alphabet to the last and saw a man that swallowed a rat.

Oh oh!

Let us rest, bikonu.
GamingRe: Today's Kids Will Never Know This by phabulux: 4:53am On Sep 09, 2015
Zumzum:
I no fit blame you . Na your Raz childhood they do you
Dem no dey do you?
Your five senses no even complete as I dey see am. Can you read?
"Raz childhood" olodo!
Where you grow up? Banana Island?
Oponu!
GamingRe: Today's Kids Will Never Know This by phabulux: 4:42am On Sep 09, 2015
cao:
I see grumpy old child is still grumpy. Apparently, your supposed maturity & logic are entirely flawed. Common sense is indeed not common. If you're not a fan of gaming nostalgia, why the heck did you comment? Some people like to torture themselves... **sighs** Like seriously though, what silly kind of counter-argument is this?! It appears his mind really is that of an octogenarian's, complete with its prejudice.
In what language can I make this stick? English is obviously not your forte (and fault). "Common sense is indeed not common". Disjuncted argument, cliche - in fact, the worst kind of cliche - and


mumu in lower case.
PoliticsRe: Hajo Sani Is Special Assistant (Admin), Office Of The Wife Of The President by phabulux: 3:02am On Aug 16, 2015
Shekau1:
so anybody against Buhari is nw Igbo? Mtcheww I'm born and bread in the North, I know what change mean and so far It's just a CHANGE of government I have seen, that are finding it hard to fufill their promises e.g security and our naira situation, the country is almost on Auto pilot. Don't come here and tell me I don't know what 'walahi' is, don za ka chi Durin Uwarka! angry angry
I had to go through this two times. The first time, I thought I didn't read it right.

The first point of f
GamingRe: Today's Kids Will Never Know This by phabulux: 2:56am On Aug 16, 2015
Zumzum:
I no fit blame you . Na your Raz childhood they do you
The truth is: I almost ignored this comment. I decided, a while ago, not to join issues with any crass a.s.s bas.ta.rd that I have to keep improving.

Die!

That's the only piece of advice I can give you.

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