₦airaland Forum

cao:
Interesting, some folks just wake up grumpy, I guess you must be a five year old with the brain of an octogenarian. Why so serious? Relax.

Are you satisfied now?

How often do you finger yourself?

As opposed to my thought, if you did not 'like' your comment yourself, then, there are more f.ools in Nigeria than I've given credit for

phabulux:
By the rate of the likes, I guess I must respond to this first.

If you are 'doddering' to your tomb, then, be nostalgic.

If your right foot can't come before your left when you tell it to, be nostalgic.


When you think hours - not days, not years - count the age, then, grow up




I

I dıd not have the opportunity to complete what I was saying. Your father must have had the opportunity to instigate you to amend your errors, but, mppphh!

armadeo:
Must you comment. FYI it's called nostalgia. No matter how old you are its allowed

By the rate of the likes, I guess I must respond to this first.

If you are 'doddering' to your tomb, then, be nostalgic.

If your right foot can't come before your left when you tell it to, be nostalgic.


When you think hours - not days, not years - count the age, then, grow up

cao:
They will never know. Sitting there hoping that you hadn't scratched your CD beyond recognition. They wouldn't even know about the cartridge wahala of old, when you start tapping the the thing on an even surface or blowing air into it. Or when curiosity killed your floppy disk - you kept wondering how the "window" worked, until you broke it...

The years might have added up, but, you are still what you are: babies! I sincerely do not get your justification for thinking some people are kids when you lot go about with 60 years old bodies but five years old brains.

Shekau1:
Walahi CHANGE na SCAM

Do you know the meaning of 'walahi'?

I guess you are Ibo (and to be honest, my respect for that class of individuals has greatly diminished over time), still, try to realise that everything is not 2 naira plus 2 naira.


'Change' no be scam. Go around, will you? Sample the opinions of people. Don't limit yourself to Onitsha market.

.

By the way, I'm not a Muslim.

OGOg:
It's only the almighty God of Abraham that will deliver Nigeria from these heartless liars

Ehn ehn, you got that wrong!

Only a specially designed nuclear bomb CAN deliver Nigeria.


Why do you guys come here to shout at God? Ask the boy at the corner of your street what he must do with a 500 note misplaced by the owner.



People only get the kind of leadership they deserve.

makzeze:
nawa..oooo

Is Buhari checking their names off a list?


They'd better be honest!

jaymejate:
This is totally insane and it's against humanity. If the govt can establish a traffic officers and now can't control them, i don't know o.
What is the meaning of these? Were they trained to do this to people? Se dem no get proper rules ni?

Foolishness at its peak.

Lagos govt, if can't do anything to stop these then you are a FAILURE.
#FOOLS

I guess you must be an authority on who is and who isn't a failure, considering the fact that all indications suggest you're one yourself.

A man flouted traffic rules and then stripped himself naked to whip up sentiments (all in a bid to avoid his just retribution), but, to you, it is a classic example of man's inhumanity to man. You also said it's insane, didn't you? Of course, it is! That's the word that accurately describes how you pack of irrational maggots reason.

If you went to school and you reasoned the way you did in your comment, then, you must either be insane, be a failure or be both.

Dangbo:
let a snake bite you first the you will know they are mysterious mtchewwwwwwww.

So, if a snake bites you, then, it is mysterious? I guess you'll say the same of a dog if it uses its teeth on you.

A snake bites if it gets the opportunity. That's how most snakes are conditioned.

Where is the mystery?

.

richidinho:
Asset declaration: We stand by our story on El-Rufai’s N90 billion worth —The Union Editor-in-Chief





http://www.newsexpressngr.com/news/detail.php?news=12581&title=Asset-declaration:-We-stand-by-our-story-on-El-Rufai%E2%80%99s-N90-billion-worth-%E2%80%94The-Union-Editor-in-Chief

I would have given this individual (Casmir Igbokwe, that is ) the fabled kiss if he were a woman!

Not bending in the face of undue threat, sticking to the ethics of journalism, being loyal to a dogged. capable (I guess) employee, all these any reasonable human being can easily infer from the post.

I do not see anything wrong in wealth, except, of course, if Mr. El-Rufai came by his unjustly. That, at the moment, is my supposition. Mr El-Rufai may prove me wrong by supplying evidence that will be contrary to 'the lies' told by the journalist. Nasir, naturally, is cooking something.

PhockPhockMan:
Don't mind them.

.


Don't be annoyed that I'm quoting you. Be annoyed, anyway.

I'm trying, though, to refer to theonlywiseman. If there was any wisdom when God created him, then, He did not remember to add it to his head.

PhockPhockMan:
http://saharareporters.com/2015/07/02/buhari-forces-dg-dss-resign

What can one say to this other than that to state two simple facts? Number one: How many human beings could withstand the kind of relentless efforts made by a government agency ( that ought to be impartial) to tarnish a man's image?

Number two: Buhari is trying to convince us that he is the most ethnically oriented b*a*s*t*a*rd that we've ever managed to elect. If he is not appointing mostly Hausas, then, he is doing what we know most Hausas for: slaughtering us all.

I hope I won't get banned for this since I work for the President

Solowande:
Dis ur many many writing nor answer my question

I don hear you!

dondemex:
SOUTH WASTES

I can't stop laughing!

I think you just - in your stu*pi*di*ty - think you just finally managed to make sense.

You ibos are the curse of this country!


I wonder what will happen when you eventually get your Biafra! We'll probably kill three millions before you succeed, then, you'll kill ten millions more in your fight over who should be the leader.

IlekeHD:
I hope the teacher isn't from the west.

See?

Of course, he isn't from the West. Only you fo*o*lish easterners can be depended on to do something that asinine!

lalasticlala:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/07/02/student-attacks-teacher-with-machete-for-punishing-girlfriend-in-enugu/

This just reinforces my thought that no iota of sense can be found in an ibo ('i' lower case) brain.


Please, don't ban me again. I'm drunk!

Solowande:
Na simple question way need simple answer na dey make u dey pararubate so o. u sabi insult well well abi, oya go look urself 4 mirror

I haven't looked in a mirror in like a year. However, since most women that have come within the province of my room have been known to say I'm the most handsome man that has ever taken them to bed, then, I expect to be forgiven that error. They might have been referring to that human resource that most women prefer in a man to common sense or money, but, do me this favour: try to put your words in reasonable sentences.

Badex10:
We all know that no Nigeria Musician as ever won Grammy.So this made me to compile the list of the six Nigeria Artist that can win the Grammy award for us.
the list goes thus:
1Femi Kuti: He has been nominated four times for the grammy award in the world music category in 2003,2010,2012 and 2013 but has never won it.
Femi kuti's voice was featured in the video game " Grand Theft Auto IV"
if any Nigeria musician will win He would probably be the one.
2 LAGBAJA:
Lagbaja is a multi- award winning Nigerian Afrobeat musician,singer and song writer.he was born in 1960 in Lagos. He is also a Globacom ambasssador.
3 Dare ART ALADE:
popularly known as Darey - is a Nigeria multi-platinum selling and award winning musician,singer-songwriter,and idol series judge.Darey is having one of the best vocal power in Nigeria music.

Has Femi Kuti been nominated for this year's award? Speak correct English, for Christ's sake!

Lagbaja .... bla bla bla blo... One would have thought you used musician as an adjective. ... 'musician, singer?' For the sake of all the beautiful things in the world, understand that what you mean to you use as a proper noun begins with a capital letter. One would naturally think you meant to qualify one with the other

milychocs:
Maybe you are in an alcohol induced stupor .....no disrespect meant
I say this because the post is very interesting....exactly the kind of thing I want leaders and the led alike to read
So I really do not get what your post is about?

No offence taken either. I suspect that I'm suffering from that stupor. The kind of headache I woke with, ehn, ka fi senu ka dake.


I know you just insulted me. However, as I said earlier: no offence taken.

Tuntheycr7:
[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]





https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152856338971604&id=634706603&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6166416382351678044%3Amf_story_key.4112461617368883571%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As

Seun, I was mad enough - or drunk enough - to read this to the end, but do us all the favour of putting something remarkably sensinble on front page. Now, you might not have expected this, but, even the President and most Ambassadors visit this site.

Emekamex:
.

In any case, what have all these likes done to improve your life? You now have the likes of fo*o*ls. I expect that these likes will make you live to eternity.

Emekamex:
.

The goat may have more sense than I do ( that's because to all Ibos, the brain of a goat beats the brain of a normal human being). Please, like that fu*c*kt*tar*d's post, which I'm sure that most of you will do who have the brain that a goat will not even like.

Solowande:
Look at ur fingers and toes and count how many they are

Bejesus, how come I rate the assault of ma*d human beings today?

Don't let me get another ban. Please, do me the honour of withdrawing your stinking self to the toilet since you ARE a maggot.

Emekamex:
Snail Baba

All you that 'liked' this must be having the problem of the slow yourself if you didn't complain about Yar'adua. I detest Buhari for the inadequacy of his thinking (or may I say lack of aptitude?) in not appointing ministers yet. Try to remember, though, that it took Yar'adua almost eight months. Perhaps, we should stop electing Hausas.


Anyway, I know you mother*fu*c*king f*o*o*ls are Ib*os. Still, when next are you f*u*ck*ers going to even sniff that exalted seat? I doubt that it may be in the next hundred years.


It seems I'm just calling for another ban!

Solowande:
Mr English Teacher pls Correct me if i mis yan

Mr. Solomakinde, I had the intention of leaving you to your crass upbringing! Maybe I should, anyway. You don't deserve my 'sweat'.

writetopoker:
that tin u wrote above is poem or poetry . idiat

On a very good day, I don't like to engage inarticulate women in discussion of any kind. It gives me headache!

You're a woman that adds stu*p*id*ty to yours! Must I die this very day?


Since you want a poem, let me not disappoint you.

writetopoker:
APC

Writetopoker?

I understand that women like 'money'! But, Jesu von Jesu! You're also a poker addict!

amaben2020:
Sarakinho the slayer of President Buhari

Why are our reasoning faculties violated by the inappropriateness of the foolishness of some?

Are you freaking glad?


I'm leaving this section! It's full of 'dumbos'!

Goldmaxx:
who are you again?
I can't recognize you.

I'd have been surprised if you were able to.


No da*m* ned sense!

sixtuschimere:
Tragedy struck today along Creek road Apapa as two motorcycle riders collided in a fatal accident around 2pm and ended under a moving tanker loaded with fuel.

One of the motorcycle riders died on the spot while the other was severely injured and rushed to a hospital.

According to an eyewitness who sent the pictures,the driver of the tanker was left unhurt.It was nearby people that conveyed one of the victims to a hospital.As of the time of filing this report,the corpse of the deceased is still lying on the road.

Speaking further,he said the motorcycle riders were speeding and were not carrying passengers.

See photos from the scene of the fatal accident after the cut....

Source: http://kcblow..com/2015/06/fatal-accident-today-along-creek.html

When did we Nigerians start 'celebrating' death? Look at all those people, including a boy who ought to be in school. A man even
managed to 'pocket'.

I may sound self- righteous, but, it is due to my consideration of the feelings of the members of the family of that young man (who may be seeing these gory images on Nairaland, as we speak).

Goldmaxx:
i made fp,thank you jesu

Omo, you truly did! Ku orire o!


It probably means you won't die again. Afofun gbemu!