₦airaland Forum

Ahmeduana:
AREN'T YOU TIRED OF THOSE IRRELEVANT EXCUSES OF BAD PEOPLE SURROUNDED JONATHAN? WITH THE RUBBISH THAT ADESHINA SPEW OUT YESTERDAY WILL YOU COMPARES HIM WITH ABATI? NOW TELL WHO ARE THE BAD PEOPLE THAT SURROUNDED JONATHAN THAT ARE EQUAL OF THESE PEOPLE AM GOING TO STATE BELOW
obasanjo.
atiku.
tinubu.
lai muhammed.
oyegun.
abdul-salam.
ALL THESE PEOPLE SURROUND BUHARI AND EVERY NIGERIANS KNOW THE ROWS THEY PLAY THAT BRINGS NIGERIA TO THIS SORRY SITUATION. EXCEPT YOU WANT TO TELL ME THAT ALL THESE PEOPLE I STATED ABOVE ARE NOT BAD ENOUGH TO BE CLASSIFY AS EVIL, just give examples or made mentions equivlent of these people that are surrounded jonathan.

Jesu! Wo oruko! Ahmeduana!

ketekete:
As we enter into the holy month of Ramadan, I wish the Muslim Ummah a successful fast. I enjoin all Nigerians to join our brothers and sisters of the Islamic faith in prayers for the peace and prosperity of Nigeria. This is a time to also reflect on the virtues taught by prophet Mohammed (SAW) which virtues include concern for the less privileged in society, increased offering of salat and introspection for the purpose of character development. God bless the Muslim Ummah and may God bless Nigeria. Ramadan Kareem. GEJ.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/jonathangoodluck?fref=ts

Well said, sir!

As a person, no man that came through a woman was better.

As a president, we found you wanting. I sincerely hope that your loyalty and faithfulness to the dogs around you during your presidency will be properly channelled when next we call on you to lead us.

HzRF:
If u are conversant with osun politics u will know Fadahunsi is a philanthropist whom have been helping ilesha/ife/modakeke pple since his days in custom

Nd majority of civil servants voted omisore
So in reality no sense in ur comment

Aight!

I heard you!

Obviously, you viewed all ballot papers. In any case, improve on your English.

elbinmanny:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/06/17/foundation-donates-foodstuffs-to-osun-workers/

Chief Fadahunsi, you've been had!

They took your gift and snuffled their noses. Except I'm mistaken, they prefer Aregbe to you thieves.

Who is the fool that won't know that what you did was a campaign move?

richgang:
I don't understand Nigerians ooo, our president who is been truthful, told us the truth that at 72 he his old and you all are out here writing and saying gibberish because he told us the truth... For once if we see the color blue we should call it blue and not call blue white...

Modified: If you think Buhari is saying the truth hit like

Will you bùy a Ferrari with all the likes now?

Ramnon2:
Add Okupe. Truly people from that clime are incompetent

Chrìst!

Somebody liked this nonsensical post!

Let's see how competent you are. Pick any topic of your chóice and defeat me on it.

Zeddicus001:
I thank God cos I neither smoke or drink so even if they banned Nigeria brewery entirely and Guineas is a step forward

What are you m.a.d people feeling like? 'I don't drink' 'I don't drink'. Does this m.a.dness make you a better person? Or is there a lady you're trying to woo on Nairaland?

BOUNTYDOG:
No,its not so with the likes of hennessey.
1).You look smarter after a sip of hennessey and not wrinkle ur face like the ogogoro

2). Your tongue get twisted when high on ogogoro and u can end up sleeping in the gutter if not careful,But with Hennessey,ur tone gets smarter,and u can never misbehave.

This is why the difference in prices stands out.
So it's the consumers choice whether to get high on cheap liquor .

Have you ever wondered why the ogogoro addicts look alike,slim and look like dey are short of blood?and they talk and behave alike especially when they are high.

Don't ever compare ogogoro to moet and the likes.no no

I have ... wondered, that is.


How much is a bottle of Hennessy sold for?

How much is a bottle of paraga? A bottle of Hennessy, except I'm mistaken, can buy 60 bottles of ogogoro.

Now that money is not a constraint to you (the same thing that you can't say of people that depend on 30 30 naira shot), let's proceed to witness the kind of success you'll make of your life.

handie:
Was the Igbinedion family a billionaire family before lucky entered politics or not? What about Orji Uzor Kalu?

Understand, sir, that this is the last reply I'll give you. A brain caked in mud can't be flushed with even the ocean.

What, sir, was the end of Lucky Igbinedion? I remember that he was sentenced by a court to pay a sum due to corruption.

Do I even have to say anything about OUK?

neutrotoba:
How will people not die?? Answer that

Let me answer you with three words: READ YOUR BOOKS!


So, despite several attempts made by some well-meaning Nigerians to edify you, you still don't know that there's a difference between methanol and ethanol. They both smell the same and taste almost the same. However, one is toxic, the other is not.


The truth of the matter is that some of these ogogoro drinkers will still outlive you.

Kx:
Is it not equally so with Henesy, Moet, whiskey, Brandy, London dry gin and d likes?

My chairman, we are hard-boiled hypocrites in this country. The fellow you quoted and others like him come online to appear righteous, but, we all know they live boring, sad and fruitless lives. They do worse things that don't bear printing. They also sound childish. Go through the comments again and tell me if they don't sound like the whinings of kindergarten kids.

pDude:
No wonder kidney disease and diabetes are dropping Nigerians daily.

Oops!

ibkgab001:
Hen hen so I see reason why some guys run mad after consuming them

You see? That's an effing surprise!

handie:
Sorry to say. U are d dumb one here if u haven't heard of Intels and if u really believe there is any Nigerian politician who was poor B4 entering into politics

Apparently, you can't comprehend. Did anybody say politicians were poor before entering politics? Even in your rank st-upidity, I'm sure, you must realise that there's a difference between not being poor and the kind of stupendous wealth attached to the names of our politicians since their success on the political field.

handie:
Mmmmm. Mister, are u trying to tell me u know all the billionaires in Nigeria? Did u just ask who Atiku was b4 politics? Wow! Atiku was a billionaire before he forayed into politics(remember he even contested for the 1993 presidential primaries and even OBJ alluded to Atiku's wealth in his biography). David Mark before democracy was a former military governor and a top officer in the military. Just know that all these politicians were already wealthy before venturing into politics. Doubt me? Pls do a research of the man representing ur constituency in the House of Assembly and see his wealth before his entry into politics

Christ!


Are you dumb or what? Please, answer this question honestly: do you have any problem with comprehension?


David Mark was a military governor and, by extension, a notable entrepreneur before his incursion into politics. Forget ye not: he was a top officer in the military and he earned billions.

Atiku was so rich before he dabbled into politics that there were visible testaments to his business acumen. Even The Times and The Economist paid their respect to his commercial sagacity.

Please, if you can't give us verifiable evidence of the source of their wealth before going into politics, then, do us a favour and shut the eff up!

Minet16:
exactly what DADDY preached at church today

HOW TO PROSPER IN THE MIDST OF CRISIS

Psalms 91:7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.



no matter the condition of the country i and my family
Psalms 118:17 I shall not die, but live, and declare the works of the LORD.



hit like if you claim those scriptures for you and your family





@MINET16

You and your ilk are psychological bullies and predators. You prey on people's bias for religious correctness. 'Hit like if ...'

How does hitting like equate to a prayer - said with fervour and humility - seeking the things in the verses you quoted?

You just want likes for your comment. Admit it.


I wonder if the likes will build you a house in the moon (or whatever the eff your fantansy is).

laplace12:
Wrong calculations.


Even the people presently ruling APC are PDP members on the inside.

Go figure

Please, let me come in here to correct a few misapprehensions of facts.

It is not stated in your comment, but, your leaning towards the belief that the decamping of some pdp politicians to APC made APC win the last general elections stank so much to high heavens that it could hardly be missed.

Note: APC would have won clearly without their contributions. The disaffection against Jonathan's government in the north and in the Southwest bespoke no other possibility. That these politicians crossed was symptomatic of the politicians' political aptness, sagacity or plumb desperation. Both the Senate president and the house speaker may be former pdp members, but, they are what they are: opportunists!

You pdp goats may not see anything wrong in someone dumping your party at the first sign of trouble, but, truth be told, we expect nothing better from you lot. Thieves, fraudsters, opportunists, dupes and the likes define you to z.

That APC welcomed the aforementioned opportunists speaks and sings volume of the party's opportunistic bent, too. It also speaks of the party's poor analytical acumen.


Lastly, bro, use your drug!

Buhari and Osinbajo are not pdp on the inside, unless I miss my guess.

You be correct guy, Ndulex.
Rocking the one gig now.

olutunde12:
Yes. Saraki is fulani!

Ok!
Satisfied?
A Fulani man naming his daughter Gbemisola!

Mbilla:
So Saraki a Fulani man from North Central is now from Yoruba and yet u people said Amaechi is not an Igbo man. Yorubas and hypocrites

Fulanis in Ilorin?

Kwara is a North Central state, no doubt, but its population is over 70 percent Yorubas. Didn't you do Nigerian people and culture when you were in school? Or did you drop by the wayside?

How many Fulanis have you come across with names such as Olusola, Bukola and Gbemisola?

For the sake of your own argument, Bukola is now Fulani.

Oponu!


I'm not going to get into an argument with you.

I mean, Fulanis in Ilorin?

Francis5:
This is good. Now Gbajabiamila must not be allowed to emerge the speaker. Osinbajo must be all Yolobas get.

Oponu!

Isn't Saraki a 'Yoloba'?

Dumb, asinine, crass, idiotic, ill-educated mofo!

chibas:
"I will not employ you" is the right thing to say.
Let us keep learning.

I'm not holding brief for the guy you quoted, but, I must ask if you've ever heard of modality (or grammatical mood, as some will rather call it). Endeavour to extend your commendable hunger for knowledge to that area of English grammar.

'I would not employ you (if ... )': subjunctive, and correct, since the object - to the best of our knowledge - has not applied to the subject for employment.

'I will not employ you': indicative, and wrong, since it is implied that the object has appplied to the subject for employment.

oboman:
They are underestimating the brutality of the Sahara desert. How will they cope with the intense heat, dehydration, sand dunes, dramatic fall in temperature at nights and somewhat hostile desert nomads?

If they are to walk, how will they mount their essentials like water, food, etc? Okay let's do the maths:

An average man needs 3 litres of wAter a day

If you gonna trek to Mecca on foot, you would need 5-6 litres.
6*90 days= 540 litres of water.

540*3= 1620 litres for 3 of them

Approx 356 gallons. Will they carry it on foot or scavenge for it in the desert?

Suicide mission indeed.

Let's even assume - against all dictates of practicality - that they manage to survive the desert, how do they intend to surmount the challenges posed by the Red Sea? Are they going to pull on the magical garb of Christ and walk across it?

wiseoneking:
Nna live him. I think he should knnw that those gala sellers that came with polytene bag are the ones who later buys his baba ancestral land and even rent it to them. What shocks me about igbo society is their dynamism. Many great men in lagos today are people who couldnt face the toughest competitive society in africa, which is igbo. 2moro you will shout and cry they are dominating u. Just them them face the northern masters, they are now awake to deal with U.

Still in pains, aren't you? If you're not careful, you'll die there. If the presidency is distributed with incentives, no igbo (please, mind that lower case) will smell it.


I'm not one of those that don't want you to secede. Bikonu, try it so that we'll have a valid excuse to exterminate another three millions of you mofos!

ahaz:
my brother the same nIraland under age educated illustrates will still come here nd blame the Igbo over the comment of an hausa man. A times I begain to Co relate mugabes statement he made to the south Africans regarding their xenophobic stupidity as a statement dat suits the yorubas as I quote yorubas can afford to pull down the statue of an hausa man but cannot insult him in his face but can easily insult an Igbo man.

Very idiotic comment!


You guys are fo-o-ls!

Who, do you think, enthroned Tambuwwal, in the first place, to bring down Jona's govt? Have you forgotten that PDP and Jona wanted a Yoruba woman as the speaker?

Obviously, you igbos do not know how politics is played. That's why you played yourselves out of Nigerian political mainstream.

Ba lakaye!

Just sit and watch. Whenever we need your dumb contributions, we'll ask.

LocalChamp:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/182832-why-i-fired-police-ig-suleiman-abba-jonathan.html

If we keep depending on IGPs that get to the post to 'try' their 'luck', then, I'm sure we've got no hope.

If Okiro is the last that the force can offer, then, the sack should start with him.

francizy:
Hehehehehe, you do have a big brain, the problem is, it's already bashed with a baseball stick and splashed all over the wall..


Modified

SeverusSnape, why you dey reply this guy, abi you no know say witches for him village don carry him brain play baseball?

I'd have liked this nonsensical comment purely for its abject lack of sense. Won't do it. See? There are those who are even worse fools than you are. So, I leave it to them.


SeverusSnape? Can you think of a worse name than that?

francizy:
With a splashed brain, it may even take you years to comprehend a simple statement.. You can now take your place in a coffin bro, cuz only zombies walk with bashed brains...

Well, let's put it this way: if worms can regard themselves with distaste, then, you have no excuse for your breeding. Do you truly exercise this thing that you don't have? (I mean your brain).

francizy:
Hehehehehe, you do have a big brain, the problem is, it's already bashed with a baseball stick and splashed all over the wall..

Do you understand that I took exactly three hours and five minutes to respond to this piece of gibberish?

Three (if you understand its meaning) as a number represents what a father takes to reprehensibly looks down at his prick to react with dejection at its product.

francizy:
OK bro..

The only thing you just proved is that you know how to 'quote'.
Bas-tard!

francizy:
OK bro..

The only thing you just proved is that you how to 'quote'.
Bas-tard!

SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehehehehehehe... Pained goat, BabaOneChance minion.
Do I even know a nonentity like you?

If you know me, it'll be the only thing you know. Dumb-ass, ignorant, asinine, foolish, arse-hole such as you can't be expected much from.

I won't ask you to go and die.

Mother-fu