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SeverusSnape:
Nice arrangement.

francizy:
Hehehehehe, you do have a big brain, the problem is, it's already bashed with a baseball stick and splashed all over the wall..

francizy:

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
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If you liked this comment, examine your brain.
Got you there, didn't I?
You've got no brain!















please call your boys to order...

thehomer:
No I don't think the universe is too perfect for there not to be a master designer.



No I don't believe I have a soul. I don't believe anyone has a soul.



I don't believe I do. After you die, you rot.

Runaway:
These guys are not done with there campaigns. Propagandists APC.

Shine1177:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/content/we-have-no-problem-jonathan-%E2%80%94buhari%E2%80%99s-committee

APC Lagos caucus live on lies. Why will Alhaji Lai Mohammed tell Nigerians such lies when Alhaji Joda has not reported any issue to the Party? Those guys live on propaganda. Baba let the change begin in your Party.

khattab008:
Abuja - President Goodluck Jonathan Sunday expressed the fears that his wife might divorce him because of his decision to allow the process of the just concluded election go on to its logical conclusion without interference.

Speaking at a thanks giving and farewell service in his honour at the Cathedral Church of the Advent Life-Camp, Gwarinpa, Abuja, President Jonathan cited the case of the former South African Apartheid leader, FW De Clerk whose wife divorced him for taking the decision to end the minority rule in the Republic of South Africa.

President Jonathan who expressed appreciation to Nigeria and Nigerians for giving him the opportunity to serve at various capacities reiterated his willingness to make the ultimate sacrifice in the interest of the Nation.

He said: “I believe there are reasons for everything. Some hard decisions have their own cost, no doubt about that. That I have ran the government this way that stabilized certain things, the electoral process and other things that brought stability into this country. They were very costly decisions which I myself must be ready to pay for.

“Some people come to me and say this or that person is he not your friend that benefited? Is it not your government that this person benefited from? But this is what the person is saying. But I used to say worse statements will come. If you take certain decisions, you should know that those close to you will even abandon you at some point. And I tell them that more of my so-called friends will disappear. When FW De Clerk took the decision to abolish minority rule in RSA, even his wife divorced him. I hope my wife will not divorce me. But that is the only decision that has made RSA to still remain a global player by this time. If we still had that minority rule there, by this time, nobody will be talking about RSA.
“If you take certain decisions, it might be good for the generality of the people but it might affect people differently. So for ministers and aides who served with me, I sympathize with them, they will be persecuted. And they must be ready for that persecution” he said.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/2015-elections-i-hope-my-wife-will-not-divorce-me-jonathan/

exxell:
Better than your brother from the South West... Doing this shyte for money.

dridowu:
my name is khan

OkikiOluwa1:
Last bullet pikin, hell is real o.
Last Bullet
Continue to do good as you v said but walk towards the part of salvation of your soul.

klarke:
May God show you mercy, I earnestly pray for you.

Walspring:
God give me the grace and mercy so that i wont end up in Hell fire... Amen

naija8080:
pain you Omo yoloba? Why does anything Igbo scare you? Relax

PLEXPLEX:
Some people r so funny. Now who has solicited for ur advice or who has made them adviser on nairaland?
Everyone has reasoned y they re on nairaland so i dont know y anyone ll be disturbing themselves on how that lady is campaigning or not campaigning.

What is their problem for God seek? Some people re really busy bodies not minding their business

shawnfamous:
good evenin ma! I ve noticed ur presence here on nairaland ! I dnt even knw y u re so popular 4 Nonsense! Sorry m nt jealous of u because iim nt as jobless and I dnt pray 2 b as jobless as u do! A real woman does not go online and flaunt her prowess! I don know if u ve a sibling her! Wasting time 4 campaign or fighting for likes won't get u anywhr! I dnt knw aw good u re in academics bt if u stop all this u will be better! Pls ensure u spnd more time on and with ur life dan jst nairaland _famous! Pls I dnt mean 2 insult u

manck2:
Jonathan should hand all universities. Polytech. College of education . Airport. Stadium. Hospital etc. To state Or hand them over to state. This is what is best

jonathan should sell everything in abujathat way. Buhari meet zero government properties when he comes to power.. That way buhari get to power there is nothing there to chop.

jonathan most sell refinaries too .. Including housing.. Everything in federal republic of nigeria own.

this way buhari is start from zero.


jonathan should handover government road etc to states.

HzRF:
Oponu aridin
Itz ur type that has turn ur fada to lip stick "u use him to pick teeth" dat quickly mention someone else fada
Just because urs don't hold value to u
Doesn't mean itz d same everywhere

Goan make ur fada happy for having sex that day before opening ur mouth anyhow

HzRF:
Haha
No be everybody dad dey live on stipends oo
I won't engage u further
I knw my dad level

He should first remove peck In his own eyes

HzRF:
Haha
No be everybody dad dey live on stipends oo
I won't engage u further
I knw my dad level

He should first remove peck In his own eyes

PDPmamapiss:
Congo has the highest deposit of natural resources in the whole world yet they are poor...............Singapore has no drop of natural resources and they are very very rich.

IF GOVT. DIDN'T DISCOVER NATURAL RESOURCES HOW WILL LOCAL PEOPLE KNOW THEY HATE IT?
DO U KNOW HOW MUCH GOVT. INVESTED ON TO GET ACCESS TO THE NATURAL RESOURCES?
HOW DID NIGERIA SURVIVE BEFORE OIL WAS DISCOVERED?
IF THERE IS WAR IN UR VILLAGE AS IN CONGO, WILL THEY HAVE THE LIBERTY TO DRILL THE OIL?

HzRF:
Who dey talk
Person in conjunction with others has turn their pple life to rubbish is talking

He should ask Kwankwaso hw he use oil money to improve his pple life

dunkem21:
Shoro Niyen?

mydex93:
He is really a stalker....he shud shut his mouth up jor and let's move forward..nxt topic plzzz

Thugnificient:
A fine wardrobe is not one that consist of different clothes and accessories but one with few items that can be matched together to fit any style. This is a good news for guys on low budget, to have a simple wardrobe, you should fill it with casual wardrobe essentials. If you structure your casual wardrobe correctly, i guarantee you will look good and save money in the long-run.

I regard the following items as the casual essentials, anything beyond this list is really down to personal taste and perhaps your wallet.

1. GRAPHIC T-SHIRT x2: As time goes on, this is one of the item you will like to acquire most but you wont really need much. I suggest you should have at least two, one with a bolded text and the other with a picture.

2. PLAIN T-SHIRT x4: Plain t-shirt are also a very essential item in the wardrobe. With them you can look simple but yet stylish when worn on their own or with a jacket or v-neck jumper. I suggest you should get different colour that suit your taste including white and black.

4. POLO SHIRT x3: This is another item that look smarter than the non collared t-shirts. I suggest one should get one with a neutral colour and the other two with a colour patterned look.

4. LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS x3: This is useful for formal occasions. It is perfect when worn on their own or with an over shirt. It is also a perfect dressdown for workplace.

5. JEANS x2: Two pairs on rotation should be OK for most guys. The essential colour is a dark blue or black so as to be perfect for formal occasion. A jeans of such colour will also go with anything. The most important thing is to get your exact sizes.

6. CHINOS x1: There are lighters than jeans in material and they work well with formal shoes.

7. JUMPERS x2: This is essential during the cold times. Jumpers can smarten up your outfit when worn on their own or with other layer like jacket. I suggest two, a round neck and a v-neck. The V-neck can be worn on plain t-shirts.

8. SHOES/TRAINERS x2: for you to look more matured, you still need an appropriate footwear. You will need a pair of formal shoes for work and casual trainers for evening and weekends.

9. JACKET/COATS/HOODIES x2: Hooded jackets or coats is not a bad idea. It can be worn on t-shirts and singlets zipped or unzipped. Check out the little smith in the Karate Kid movie.

10. BELT x2: Brown and Black simple bet is also very essential.

The key to the essential wardrobe is becoming more versatile according to the weather, events or your general mood. Here is the summary:
1. Graphic T-shirt x2
2. Plain t-shirt x4
3. Polo shirts x3
4. Long sleeve shirt x3
5. Jeans x2
6. Chinos x1
7. Jumpers x2
8. Shoes/Trainers x2
9. Jacket/Coats/Hoodies x2

Other accesories i can suggest is wristwatch, bag, beanie, wallet and sunglasses

zealot4me:
mad defines mad beta....


shogo u r useless man

zealot4me:
shogo is dat u? u must be m*d

zealot4me:
OK.


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DukeNija:
Haha haha your pain is real. Hahahaa
Go and die Yoloba fool. London is over crowded with you people yet an Igbo man is set to be their next PM.
One word, go and die.

MrOlai:
1. Fornication/Adultery is a grievous sin in the sight of God.



2. Sex unites bodies and souls of the two persons involved together, physically and spiritually.
This is why God Almighty prescribes it only for the married couples.



3. Latest Scientific Research on Telegony.
According to the new research, if a woman has sex with any man, the woman would retain some genetic traits from the man in her body and these would be transferred to her babies!


4. The presence of genetic traits of any man in a woman's body, through sex, who is never her husband is a spiritual curse and this curse could be transferred to her children.


5. Guilt and Regret.
Those who go into fornication/adultery eventually regret.



So, my people, stay off boyfriend/girlfriend relationship. It's actually a euphemism for fornication/adultery. Face your studies, pray and work hard. Then, plan and wait for your time to do the right thing - marriage. With this, you'll be highly blessed and you'll have no cause to regret on this.