₦airaland Forum

thesicilian:
And we're supposed to clap because of this substandard road?

The only double lane in ur state of Sound is Federal road that is as dilapidated as nasarawa-Eggon road.
This is not a federal project my friend

efighter:
This Amaechi is a bad politician. That’s why Wike Nyesom has been humiliating him. Have you heard that Tinubu suspended any dissident party member in South West? Even his boys that left still came back to the Jagaban. That is how you know a Leader. If Adeseye Ogunleye, Musiliu Obanikoro and other political prostitutes can come back to Tinubu, then that should tell you that he a a very erudite political looter.

Imagine Ayo Fayose now campaigning and grooming boys for Tinubu. Even the mentally unstable FFK, have you heard Tinubu ever fight him despite all the abuses from FFK towards Tinubu. Even the silly boy in Ibadan, Seyi Makinde that has been indirectly attacking Tinubu, did you hear Tinubu ever attack him back? Even Ambrose that fought every member of the party was not suspended nor abuse.

The Jagaban Borgu is a political god. Rotimi Amaechi has a lot to learn from Tinubu, only if Amaechi will be humble enough to go to Tinubu for advice.

Tinubu did not suspend or attack politicians within his neighborhood due to the sensitive nature of his ambition. Besides, he has a lot to lose if he chose to do the right thing; which is, going for defensive attack.
Amechi don't have to act likewise. Amechi's tolerance of Magnus Abe had cost him enough in 2019 and he has to workout his chances b4 2023. There's a saying in our workshop in skool those days that: "an engineer see danger and apply caution"

silibaba:
Charlie, mi pe saa ooo

Eti sien?

Dawasi wai


Most of them end up with running stomach I swear. If you share the same toilet with them, you will lose appetite to poo.

This is d funniest thing I've read since yesterday.
"You'll lose appetite to poo" hahahahahahaha

complexBoss12:
Presidency aside. A man of Buhari's age, his birthdays should be a celebration, with his family and friends, grandchildren and great-grandchildren.

But instead this man chose to go to Daura, few days to his supposed BD, no wishes from family, not even his wife, who nobody knows her whereabouts and have not been seen to do anything in lasts few months.
I think this family gives all the clue.

Wow! Some observation!! Nice one. Pathetic though.

Gokana and Amechi boys. Nice one. I hope Udeama Swedish is one of them.

light099:
I think you only averted getting used and visciously spitted on after.
If any of them was really worth it, I trust your natural instinct and conscience to never allow you but since you were able not to allow it slip with no guilt, that's an indication you averted what would have been a terrible mistake.


It was not because of what he thought of their gender but what he thought of their gestures.
If he had another another sister or another female friend who was kind and helpful to him, he would have recommended her without hesitation.


Yeah, the Holy Bible did say something about that, it also told us to help our enemies but it never instructed us to give an enemy or potential enemy an edge over ourselves. That is why you're expected to tread with caution and allow wisdom which is the principal thing, to rule your heart when taking vital decisions.


Perhaps it doesn't exactly work that way.
Karma judges the intention, not the action. So he might be rewarded positively for this act, instead of being deprived.

Then from another perspective, don't you think like you've said, these ladies he deprived are getting rewarded for all their previous bad behaviours? So if tyup was being hired by Karma to pay back the ladies for their past bad behaviours; in due time Karma would reward him bountifully for a job well done.

It's a lie.
Karma Judges action and not intention.
God judges intention and not always action (James 4:5)

marvin906:
Whats your problem actually..
Do you find satisfaction insulting your country

That's not an insult to Nigeria any more. Nigeria is everything

My political role model. He might be a bad guy but I love him. I'll meet him next and let him know how much I liked him.

Happy Birthday My Mentor

Shania Twain. Her beauty is not lousy and her shape: Slim, tall, firm, carriage. I can do anything

Beckysexy:
Sanwo Olu.

Lol.... Is sanwo olu a sexlebrity? U're 4kin 4ny

iamJ:
Can be done discreetly but they need to give their members eye candy so they will pay tithes

With all the money they religiously ponzied away, the wife no sabi dress, ugly woman, ugly dress, ugly smile

Are u for real? Well, lemme save my answer bcs I just remembered something I learnt in my earthly years: Do NOT answer a fool according to his folly, or he'll be wise in his own eyes.
I never knew that this Bible verse exists for ur sake.

AK6464:
Hmmmmm, one Pastor who has given die hard critics of the church a hard time, his philanthropy is top notch. The number of orphans under his sponsorship will amaze you

Sometimes I wonder if Pastor Paul Enenche is a Humanist or a pastor. He's good, compassionate and a preacher. I listened to his preaching one time like that in Gamboru Ngalla (Borno state) thru a phone from an army friend and I was amazed at his depth of reasoning. May Allah Bless that Man of God.

Pls where are iLegend and Ubunja?

R. I. P to lolo

Fahdiga:
So sad. imagine training your child from primary to higher institution only to get this in return. it shall never be well with Buhari. rip dear. don't come to Nigeria in your next life

Kilo n worri bayi?

Igollo and papilanto, here I come! Border hustle sweet

What about grey hair? To dye grey hair black. Do u sell?

festacman:
If anything, the recent lucrative collaboration between the bandits and Boko Haram terrorists is a dangerous sign that Northern Nigeria is about to be balkanised and taken over by militia groups. Why not, if a whole crowd of over two hundred students were abducted in Katsina State and moved smoothly to Zamfara without any resistance.

- The Northern politicians and elites are dead scared and have relocated their families overseas.
- The overfed horse-loving traditional rulers are helpless and useless in reining in their young people.
- The blasphemy-seeking over-zealous religious leaders are powerless to evangelize the bandits for change of ways.
- The Arewa Consultative Council members came down South a couple weeks ago to survey for possible hiding places.
- The Arewa Youths are busy focusing on whether the dresses Northern girls wear show their backs.

The North is chasing rats while flame consumes the roof of its edifice and raging down fast. Northern Nigeria is about to go down! Sad!

See analysis abeg. May the helpless northerners

illicit:
Every Nigerian shd get a gun....


That's my own....

Getting a gun is a softwork now.... especially from my place

Donpenny:
Since he use to listen to your misunderstanding and he want to use that to win your gf heart which shows that he can hear conversation and any noise from your room . Now do this , whenever you want to bleep your gf open your door and window and make sure you bleep the hell out of your gf , let her screem like a porn star and after the whole thing come outside for fresh breeze and make sure your neighbor sees both of you while coming outside let him use his brain to decode what has happened. I swear he won't disturb your gf again cux he would be pain. I did it to my formal neighbor cux my gf told me then he made a move on her. I bleeped the hell out of her and we came outside together for fresh breeze the guy saw me and almost ran mad. Laugh wan kill me

I like ur naughtiness

Malawian:
I remember Wasiu (Wosseh) that broke a guy's leg when the smooter, more handsome and richer guy put the moves on his girlfriend. Go and ask around Hassan Idowu street in Aguda. Same guy was on clutches for months, i dont know if the guy fully recovered for that assault. Hehehehe.

I like that.

tit:
Ha ha ha.
Fulanis inside Makurdi?
Ha ha ha

Why is lady laughing? May the same evil be meted on u be d end of 2020

thebosstrevor1:
I know this will happen.

Now enemies of Nigeria want to totally embarrass the government of Nigeria.

Everything from the kidnapping to the slogan is stage.

We all know who is behind it

What's"we"?

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Racoon:
Then it simply means another #EndSARS-2.It have been said that these oppressors are not touched with their brutality, impunity and lawlessness.

Imagine a judge of the FHC saying they froze protesters account in error when the CBN later said they did it on instruction of the DSS? Meanwhile, BH sponsors wired large cash to UAE without the knowing of these idiots in govt? Who is in charge of this nation?

You did not pronounce d idiot to my liking. It's iiidddiiiooottt

Dpharisee:
Nigeria needs restructuring and regions that have not produced the president for the sake of equity should be given the opportunity to run the country as a profitable enterprise.
Like Bishop Oyedepo will say, for a church or a country to be successful it must be run like a business, the Catholic Church for instance build schools and generate revenue to run the schools and carry out charity activities.
Nigeria has not been been able to generate much revenue outside oil and taxes and borrowing from China, the average Fulani politician depends entirely on Govt patronage including Dangote who enjoys Nepotic monopoly.
Buhari has enabled them to occupy virtually all the most sensitive positions where the keep recruiting their people clandestinely like we heard this week about NCC, the same thing happens in NNPC, CBN, PENCOM etc.

Other Nigerians have been cowed to the point that anyone who raises objection to the above trend is termed Igbo and IPOB member including by those who are supposed victims of this abnormality by this administration.

Thank you

Bar1941:
Seems the people that are deceiving this political toddler are now making him feel like an elephant politically, when did he turn to the spokeperson for the yoruba agenda?

The vegetable in the arms of affair in the country failed to honour the call by the legislators on security issue, he chose to visit his cows when innocent students in his state of origin were kidnapped and none of you governors call him to other, not even you an opposition governor or opposition legislators move for his impeachment, yet you are spewing thrash on what the Yorubas need in 2023, so from now till 2023 Nigerians should forget about adequate security? No wonder they call you audio governor.

Can u imagine ur criticism? Calling Makinde a toddler!
The thing is, Somebody needs to speak up. It doesn't matter the level Mr Makinde has attained politically but the amount of truth at his disposal. Bola Ahmed Tinubu has not performed up to his expectations in d yoruba region since 2002, and you think he'll just wake up and attract everybody's interest like that?
Mr Makinde is saying the truth. Look at it this way: Ango Abdullahi (northcentral), Galadima (northeast), Junaid Muhammad (northwest), Jim Nwobodo (southeast), err their opinion with respect to national fronts. They're Bola Ahmed Tinubu's equals. But he chose to remain silent in the face of all uncertainties simply because of his ambition. Let's tell ourselves the truth.

Sanusi fvcked up during GEJ. No doubt. Just look at him, he was embarrassed nationally and in the state level. But the grace he has left is, if the likes of elrufai becomes a president then and only then he (Sanusi) will gain a fair chance to become Ambassador or Efcc. SLS is not a good subordinate. He's intelligence, smart, eloguent but a renegade. I like him though.

WowSweetGuy:
Omah lay don wear that cloth for 3days now

Sure say dem don baff? Make dem no come dey smell like ugandan goat o

Guy, u harshhhh

onyechez:
Omo it is certain these guys will have nothing to do with anything uganda forever.

U're 4ny

Jodha:
He is right sha.... Nigerians don't joke with their selves when a foreigner is involved....

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Dozis:
Lagos is on huge mental asylum.
Na only me normal for Lagos like this

Werey