₦airaland Forum

AlphaBeta130:
dj cuppy breast is adequately pleasing. God damn it. i can suck for africa, am i normal at all?

I guess not. Lol

OgaRico:
I dey try imagine how Otedola dey reason how Eazi dey steady dey cruise him daughter waist without even any much hope of intro talk more of the duction part.

See yan abeg. Kudos!

EXLOVER:
My preek nor dey ever meet better girl, only all this girls with poor family background, school fees problem, the one wey manage wan get small bar go dey share her kpomo like meat pie.

Cross over service na to baff my preek with anointing oil, he must get sense this 2021

U're so damn funny

jawalis:
Born to a “below average “ family. The only thing that makes Xmas different from other days is that Mom do manage to offer us “Eve” those days, she’ll mix with 10 liters of water and serve us. And sometimes if she could strive to get us new “kito” sandals and a design of cloth with different animals pictures on it. It’s not been so easy growing up though but there’s light at the end of the tunnel.
To everyone in sane shoe with me, let’s all keep our head up and work smart. Things will definitely turn around.
Merry Christmas to all Nairaland member and Guess reading this. May you all live to witness more on earth and in good health

I sound pretty truthful. Nice one

This Olisa Metuh with diction mehn! APC tormentor of all time. Unlike kola ologboniyan who don't know how to fight dirty as is expected of opposition. O. M, you're welcome back.

Chibok! Boko haram dwell with them day and night. They only attack whenever they noticed a military presence.

Up Trump! The Iran's nightmare.

leadzeal:
Only collective consciousness can move this country forward. It is not a person or party idealogy but rather a collective mindset followed by an indomitable effort in fulfilling the mindset. Only Nigerians can help Nigeria, that is, if we are really honest and willing to do the needful.

But unfortunately most Nigerians have given up already and have no more trust to give any longer. I encourage the government to give us enough reason in 2021 to reverse our decision of distrust and channel our energy back to moving this nation forward.

It can be done. It starts from the mind.

Articulate and insightful

Onyenna:
Click on the required section(eg if the intended topic is romantic in nature, click on “romance”...... Observe picture 1, you’ll spot “Romance”......

The, click on “Create New Topic”..... Follow red marker in picture 2.......

A bottle of Goldberg for u

Nawa for this Sen. Something wey average igboman from up iweka road go do from his pocket.....

[quote author=sonymario01 post=97380637][/quote]Why do I keep quoting this shit to my page?

[quote author=sonymario01 post=97381275][/quote]Wha d hell is this?

I feel for this guy. I really do. And I can't tell why.

Onyenna:
Reminds me of a girl that used to work at my aunt’s restaurant...... We never knew she was busy sharing her number to top customers(clients)......


NB: I’m NOT in any way suggesting that this barber girl does same thing mbok...... Just that the above statement reminds me of what happened at my aunt’s restaurant(and how she managed to make as much as 30 grand a night)...... I’ll head to romance section later to open a thread on it......

How do I open a thread mbok

longetivity:
she's my girlfriend

O sherey

millionboi2:
Read the OP heading
It is money he needs to achieve it

He said "he don't know what to say when he talk to girls"
That means that meeting girls is not his challenge. Daz why I slight him up on that concept. I repeat without apology; he's doomed if he begins he romantic sojourn with money. He'll become a cash crop. I can't let a brother slip.

I have 4 ladies who asked me to connect them to guys. They're not ugly and money may not be involved, except the recent one who joined d list.They worked under me sometime ago & one of them schooled in UK.

Goldenrod1:
Person wey no get courage, how many days do you want him to use in cramming all this ?

I only gave an instance. It's left for him to choose his creativity.
I used this method in my puberty & through pre-adolescent years. The naughty life James Hadley Chase taught some of us.

millionboi2:
if ur pocket is empty,forget it

If u use money to woo a girl/lady, u're doomed. Never try that.

Catarrh

When u see a lady, don't be too serious.
Just say hello, and make ur face look sour and tell that, Opps! it's like u sat down on a dusty surface, look at dust all over ur behind. Sorry it's not that I stared at ur butt, but d dust actually, honestly, impeccably, irritably, disgustingly settled at ur butt. Omg! Lament a little!...and make a gesture like...this country should be made dust free for ur sake.tell her wait so u can call ur senator to come and wipe it for her.... aasuweh she'll ease up then continue from there.

(This is a high school standard)

It was my muslim fanatics of a boss that introduce me to Pastor Enenche in 2017. He told me how he listens and watches him on Utube and that he wished Pastor Enenche could lend his voice to other pastors. It was not until last month when I attended his November convention that made me believe my former boss. There were muslim women in the program and it baffles me. The guy is good, walahi

Some people are good in story telling. Chaii. Nice experience

Nigerians and Foreigners think that insecurity is the worst evil bedeviling this country. It's a capital no. It's not even corruption. BUT I don't know what to call it neither do anybody just yet. Of you think it's corruption then have a look at Russia. As corrupt as Russia with a group of selected few from St Petersburg and Moscow, yet Russia has a better standard of living.

My point is, until we identify the very problem of this country and deal with it collectively, Nigerian will continue a free fall into perdition

My opinion is, the only problem in nigeria is the Northern citizens. If Nigerians would be bold enough to tell them to their face just like Junaid Muhammad once did in 2017, then we're good to go. And again, the day they'd accept the global standards of leadership and practices, Nigeria will skyrocket.
These guys are holding us down perpetually in: education, Sport, entertainment, tourism, social lifestyle, tradition, religion, technology, leadership, everything.

RevDesm0ndJuju:
Yeah right. But when they were marketing him in 2014/2015 their endorsement was used as a part of his campaign.

I wish nobody will answer that guy

RuudVanNisteroy:
Are they using their personal money?

Embezzling govt's money is not as easy as the public see it.
So if a governor has the intelligence to do it, so be it.
I realised that in our youthful time, we brag about gut vs glory, risk vs success but I reality we're too modest to pursue the course. That those who takes risk and becomes Governor or whatever are often considered evil. Each time I see a president, governor, senator etc in a convoy, I feel this aura of glory, believing that this is a glory that gut has begotten. GOD BLESS THE RICH

OscarJaden:
say no to girlfriend and see how much you will save in 5 months


I Rather drink sniper than to date a Nigerian girl

all of them are ingrates in one way or the other

Are you kidding me? But you stay in Naija

[quote author=jericco1 post=97346955]I like Seun Kuti because he is generous and all but most at times dude acts without thinking.
He thinks the world is under his feet because of the legacy of his father. [/quot


He's exploring his potential. The dude is a comrade. I like his spirit.

The dullest VP Nigeria will ever have. He's active in his firm located at YAKUB MUKTAR'S HOUSE central business district Abuja. The house he bought but refused to change d nameplate so as to hide the owner's identity.
He comes there on Tuesday's and sometimes Fridays.

They just want to alert the public on a security tip but lack d appropriate means. So they chose to use this subtle fake alarm. By alerting the public, they'll go home and rest. That's their strategy.

Is there a helipad on the building?

Some of them looks at ur eyebrows, your beard, and ur built. If you're someone that looks like captain America, you're in for a stare. they'll so stare at u, you might blush. It happens mostly at shopping malls. As for our third-leg, I wouldn't say....

UndauntedYOCA:
Nothing, I continue to walk but if his perfume smells really good then I could probably turn back to figure if it's from him and I could even complement him on how good he smells and keep going.
I like it when people wear good perfume.

You're funky. Nice one.