₦airaland Forum

RuudVanNisteroy:
Slave mentality, why don't Governors of thrillion dollar economies in the west acquire the same expensive cars in Canada,Netherlands,Englanda and Australia?

God Bless the Rich

Well, anybody can be governor or president. These politicians did not stop you. So stop bashing them. God Bless the Rich

See upholstery abeg. Nice one

Invite some bloggers, Tv & radio personnels. Tell them that you're going to a certain bank to commit suicide and they'll rush over. Go to the bank and misbehave real good. Bank managers hate embarrassment. On seeing the media guys, they'll oblige to ur demand. Make sure u shout on top of ur voice.
I hope you've DEMOLITION MAN by Wesley Snipes. Display such character. O serey

You shouldn't have borrowed his phone charger to charge ur phone.. He felt like he's better than or equal to you, after all you don't have light in ur neighborhood to charge ur phone and worst of all, a common charger.
I apologise on his behalf.

This brilliant governor displayed his northern folly and character when confessed that security and economy had improve fairly well under this regime. I don't know if he (or his family) was held at gunpoint to make that confession. Because, it's crazy!

Rugaria:
If this country survives 2023, then it can survive anything! From next year, the tremors will start to vibrate. A whole lot of people are quiet because of the fact that they're aware that Buhari will be leaving with his perculiar kind of patented badluck by 2023.. Any attempt to elongate the suffering of the people by manipulating the electoral process in order to install a pro Buhari mutant with all their atarvistic and catastrophic leadership will be met with the kind of revolt never seen in the history of this queer contraption.

The worst revolution is the kind that no one person spearhead. Everybody will be actively involved for different reasons. And that's the type that Nigeria will witness if APC try any gimmick

Rabiu Kwankwaso, a PDP stalwart suspended in kano state
Rotimi Amechi, an apc stalwart suspended in Rivers state
Ayo Fayose, a PDP stalwart is (about to be) suspended in Ekiti state

EVILFOREST:
It's normal for an IKWERRE MAN to fight forever.
They sleep with CUTLASSES.
They marry unforgiving spirit before their real wedding
It's in them.
Hard Truth.

You're talking trash. You know nothing of Ikwerre indigenes and don't generalised ur narrow experience. An average ikwerre man/woman is a realist. That's why they can hunt u till death just like elephant or lion. It doesn't mean that they don't 4give. Be guided.

aliumik:
This was how I was consistently eating in my dreams.I prayed even night prayers,it will stop for a day or two and continued,until I met the final solution.: Reading the BIBLE.The first day I read over 10 chapters of the Bible(2 chapters at a time spread through the day,both old and new testament),they brought the food as usual but before I could eat,I woke up.That was how I got my deliverance.
Bro,there is power in constantly consuming the word of God.Pls give it a try and I believe u will be delivered as well.It is well with u.

Thank you for this msg.

tobechi74:
Since I gave birth, my husband no longer give me the attention he used to. He spends more time at work. When he finally gets home, he quicky goes to bed to prepare for the next day. We engage in superficial discussion-the bills, our son, the neighbors, the house etc. He rarely comments on my outfit. There are times I would move around naked yet he would not mutter a world. He would be physical present with me yet thinking of his work. Sex was mechanical. He did not care If I cummed.He would sleep off afterwards. I cannot bear the neglect. I have tried to give him subtle hint as a woman. He is unable to interpret my signs. I have come out openly yet he plays it down. I got no choice but to proboki him The other day, I nagged bitterly. He walked out of the house. Every attempt I make shuts him down.I just came back from work and he did not bother to ask how work went. He fixed his eyes on the television screen watching a soccer match. I tried initiating a conversation with him but his eyes are fixed on the screen while giving me monosyllabic reply. I couldn’t take it anymore.

“GBAM”

I hit the television screen with a kitchen pistle until it blacked out. For the first time, he gazed his eyes toward my direction. He rushed me like an angry lion pouncing on its prey . I was unable to count the series of slaps and punches that landed on my face. I passed out and found myself in the hospital. I was bedridden for three days.

I came back home and met a changed man. He apologized for laying his hands on me. I still felt pain from the beating. He served me breakfast in bed. He would call me thrice while at work to know how I was faring. Knowing he was thinking of me while at work made me blush. He reminded me of the days we courted. I felt desired once again. I continued giving him the silent treatment for two weeks. I wanted to enjoy his affection while it lasted. I finally accepted his persistent apology.Our made up sex was fantastic. My satisfaction was his concern. He cuddled me afterwards. I have learnt that damaging what he cherishes most and receiving the beating of my life was the only way to get back the love we once had.It is a matter of time before he begins to ignore me again. Next time, I would break his car windscreen.

Interesting. You get sense. We men are monsters. To take us, u need some thinking outside the box.
Nice one!

Offpoint1:
Get their wedding CD, play and fast forward to the part the pastor was saying... -"for better for worse, in sickness and in health... " then skip to the part she say "Yes, I do"... Then get cold teem soda from the freezer and relax my soul... For what God has joined together, let no man put sand sand.

The last time I interfered in married people wahala, I go scar while the two where MOANING loud the next day afternoon while I was GROANING in pain.

The best help I could offer here based on the illustrative picture... Is to take the kid ovut and get him one sachet of Chelsea to help him erase the sad memories.

My earlier days in NL I use to like this dude offpoint. Where have u been? We're u banned?

Dreyton36:
I swear this forum is becoming a total joke , I made a comment that if a girl keeps replying her ex then something's fishy , that's all oo
Whether the mod that blocked me is a female cheat I don't know why she must've taken it personal

The disciplinary committee of Nlder needs a rejig.

oxiide22:
hhhhh go kill yourself Nigeria is belong to north

Ooohhhooooo!! Even you? e' pe' le'

Go to the who whole north and you'll not find a queue anywhere. The NIMC centres are evenly distributed there but the minister of comm. pantani Isah, Director General NIMC Abdul Aziz made sure things are ok in d north BUT decides to frustrate d south. The north's local intelligence is always befitting to them.

Well, there is a solution to outrageous bill.
IF U'RE IN ABUJA AND YOU want TO PAY LESS THAN OR EQUAL TO WHAT U CONSUME, contact me.
Terms and conditions apply

orisa37:
The Bill REMAINS high N31.20 per unit now N58.11 per unit.

And I haven't had Electricity for 26+ hours. It was taken away 4pm last night. The time now is 6pm+. I am in KADUNA SOUTH CHRISTIAN AREA. TRIKANIA.

Eiyaa. Are there human beings left in trikania? God will guide and preserve you guys.

Dreyton36:
And who says the have the right to disrespect me for spilling my opinion , I broke no single rule
If that's how you ban people for being innocent where are the likes of righteousness89 and the real slawormir who makes this forum a bubbling one

Many people will make reasonable posts but never hit front page , imagine ordinary poster of "fvck Nigerian government" gracing front page

Iyabo ojo's tattoo gracing front page , I don't give a fvck if they ban my account completely, at least I've made my mark here on NL , I've dropped some funny stories that once made people laugh and Happ so fvck them all one more time , and anyone else who supports them fvck them too

Let them ban my acct totally till they ban all the people that makes this forum a smooth sailing one @Seun better work on ur mods they need a total screening
Nairaland used to be a forum where you'll login to and you'll say yes this is it , but now

I feel you bro. I was banned for being honest and since then, I chose to be like one hell of an ordinary nlder. Nothing spoil.

YorubaPrince:
You Northern fools are the scourge of this beautiful nation. You're the worst thing to ever grace the face of the earth.

Is "worst" the worst word u can use on them? There's no word that could best describes the northerners. They're below human being in thinking.
Just look at how they subject some children to almajirai. Look at how they hold Nigeria to standstill for 86years (since 1914). And they acting like they love this country more than other citizens. Fvck all northerners except T. Y. Danjuma and my fulani gf Naima

Kaduna1stson:
He was talking about the federal government, they always do that.

It's ur kind of misunderstanding that is causing fractious in the north. You read but u interprete differently. Go back to school malam

IbnBattuta1960:
More what?

Lol..... Why do you attack d dude like that!?

usecondom:
Masturbation, 18 years on the card.....

You can't be serious!

weblord1900:
Seek a medical support instead bro

That's deja vu

Tonyekanem:
thanks
Can I reach out to you for more inspiring message?

Nope! I have quite a number of messages too.

Tonyekanem:
A fisherman goes to a spot where he can find the type of fish he wants to catch. He selects the bait and casts his line into the water. He waits patiently, and when the fish bites, he snaps the hook into the fish’s jaw and reels in his catch.

 In a similar way, people can be caught. For example, the Israelites had almost reached the Promised Land when they camped on the Plains of Moab. The king of Moab promised to give a man named Balaam a lot of money if he would bring a curse on Israel. Eventually, Balaam found a way to make the Israelites bring a curse on themselves. He carefully chose the bait. He sent young Moabite women into the Israelite camp to seduce the men.​—Numbers 22:1-7; 31:15, 16; Revelation 2:14.
 Did Balaam’s bait work? Yes. Thousands of Israelite men committed “sexual immorality with  the daughters of Moab.” They also began to worship false gods, including a disgusting sex god, the Baal of Peor. As a result, 24,000 Israelites died right at the border of the Promised Land.​—Numbers 25:1-9.

Why did so many Israelites fall for Balaam’s plan? They were thinking only of their own selfish pleasure, and they forgot all that God had done for them. The Israelites had many reasons to be loyal to God. He had freed them from slavery in Egypt, fed them in the wilderness, and brought them safely to the border of the Promised Land. (Hebrews 3:12) Still, they were seduced by sexual immorality. The apostle Paul wrote: “Neither let us practice sexual immorality, as some of them committed sexual immorality, only to fall.”​—1 Corinthians 1
 Today, we are living in the last days and the promised God's kingdom is very close. So in a way, we are like the Israelites at the border of the Promised Land. (1 Corinthians 10:11) The world we live in today is even more obsessed with sex than the Moabites were. This obsession can easily affect God’s people. In fact, the bait that the Devil uses most effectively is sexual immorality.​—Numbers 25:6, 14;2 Corinthians 2:11; Jude 4.

We need to examine ourselves to know our preference __ to enjoy some selfish pleasure that will last only a short time, or live forever in happiness in the  God's kingdom?’ If we wish to live forever in the promised God's kingdom we must resist Satan's bait and “Flee from sexual immorality”—1 Corinthians 6:18.

You Bible knowledge is in-depth & unflagging. I'm inspired.

ThreeEyedRaven:
"Why are you in my house" Lol maybe I should put that up on my door too

Be serious for once da'allah

light099:
Nah. Don't try to play the victim's card. When you know you're wrong, learn to own up.
I said something right initially, you quoted me and called it a lie, I replied you with a simple question, your answer aligns exactly to my initial statement which you termed a lie.
That's why I don't click the quote button until I'm sure of what I want to say.

Ok. EoD

light099:
Exactly.
Like you said, killing the supposed bomber is the action. To save the innocent kids is the intention.
So karma judges your good intention and not the action. If so, why did you contradict yourself initially?

Perhaps you're a bit confused.

Nigerians!
While having a decent conversation, ur convo will be tagged either argument or confused

light099:
Really?
A suicide bomber about to blow up a school filled with good kids but you pulled the trigger, killed the terrorist and saved the kids.

According to you, Karma kills you back for your good intention and service to humanity because of your action of killing the terrorist?
Isn't it?

Killing the supposed bomber is an action and not intention. Your intension is to save the children. The difference is 7up.
In such case, you've rid karma off its consequences. The same thing play out when you kill in a war.

winterfell007:
Who's handling the project is it Rivers State Government or FG?

Rivers of course