₦airaland Forum

aminusodiq:

Thanks@aminu

It's tough. It really is tough.
In times like this, it's kinda hard to find who will be there for u.
U pray & fast, u don't get answer. Friends will avoid u bcs they know that all u want is endless needs.
U may not look good enough to get a reasonable companion.
Worst still, few things u get continue to get damage or dwindle: phone, shoes, laptop, clothes etc.
Life ain't fair.
But be strong. Be brutally focused. Be celibate. And above all, Trust in God.

To say that they are not moved by d sight of a deeq is not true. For instance, they'd look at horse's dick erection or dog during mating and they get wet compare that with human beings.
It's that ladies are good in concealing their feelings, so one hardly notice if they're moved or not.

donbachi:
"2k to 20k"..i been think sey u go just carry dem go out,buy bottle water and condom...then fvck start...i no bliev sey u dey even spend 1naira sef....iron will burn all ur clothes

U Baad. Iron burn my friend's cloth on Saturday and d guy wan cry. Lol

LEAFLET:
Why can’t this woman be Nigeria’s president??

Because she'd be a good leader and Nigerians don't value a good leader

NLders hardly read long thread as this but when it matters romantic gesture, they'll not skip an alphabet.
As for Ubunja, I can't say he's a genius as some blokes erroneously quote. I'll rather say that he's wise. First, he chose today bcs he knows that more NLders will b here tday. But that's not my point.
I'd say that he's wise bcs it's d kind of wisdom that drove king Solomon (in Bible) to marry 700 wives and he was able to sustained dem all. Ubunja pays attention to (urban girls') seductive details and that has given him edge. Nice one sha

lilwetdick:
most of you guys are inexperience and have never dated before that is why you think it is something genius

for people hailing it shows your level of experience with games, you dont have game that is why this info make your head spark

Express ur opinion and u will b tagged 'jealous'. Or else, what's new?

You are suffering from feminiosis. The emotional condition in men where u feel superior amongst females bcs of leverage but in reality cannot do or carry out the same superiority

It's amazing how some people reason especially these Buhari supporters. They are beginning to think like him and as a result, can't see anything wrong with him.

There's one ardent supporter of Buhari in my neighborhood. He's a barber-an experienced one. But after this border crisis, and d way he defended buhari, a lot of guys decided anonymously to avoid him. They were quoted as saying that the barber is corrupt.
It's bad!

Elipsis:
I have no abroad story to share. Patiently waiting for God to pick up my calls.

I do have a Nigerian story to share to those abroad though.

There is no peace. There are no jobs. There is no food. There is no electricity. There isn't potable water. There are no good roads.
Police can pick you up at anytime of the day and label you a yahoo boy, and you end up spending years in prison...that's if they dont kill you first. Everyday, the government thinks of ways to tax the citizens.
We have a President who doesn't care.
We have a helpless Vice President. Our lawmakers only care about girls with big booty.
The courts, which should be the last hope is now the worst! Massive corruption has killed the judiciary.
The youths are confused. All they do is to argue on social media.
Tribalism and nepotism are the other of the day.

And of course, we have "Village People" that will hate you for no reason.

Nigeria has messed up our minds, we now glorify suffering.

Bottom line: If you are abroad and thinking of coming back, don't bother.

If I can meet u, I'd buy u a bottle of Budweiser. U nail it bruv

khallebb:
Enter Futo, then come back here to testify. You have not seen Igbo girls before, that's why you are just talking.

I'm not talking about Igbo girls. I'm only fingering ur ur claims on FUTO girlies. FUTO, FUTA, FUTY, FUTM, ATBU, are all schools of dsame uniform. Babes hard. Ratio is 1:10. so I no nearly believe u.

emmylee097:
The terms and scenarios remind me of my FUTO days..Pls dont tell me u study in FUTO.??

But FUTO no get babes na. Na only nekede d help cure una konji. How ds scenario take remind u of footo?

khallebb:
Please do you guys have issues with the story? Please if not, comment below to let me know if you are enjoying the story and if I can post the part 3. Truth is, without your motivating comments, I'll just be left thinking that you guys don't like the story and I wouldn't post no more. Thanks my fellow wonderful nairalanders for understanding. I love you all.

I blame iLegend for break-in stories. Now some a55holes are on d trend. Anyway, kwantinue

DaddyMorenike:
It's called squiff.
It's normal Jare.
Depends on how una dey straf and the makeup of your privates.

But squiffy means slightly drunk
No such word as squiffy in my 10th edition of Oxford dictionary

Buhari too like oil business.
He too like Arabians.
Oluwa oo

[quote author= post=83730139]Can you just imagine this?!
Why won't God continue to bless and guide this great man.
Can you see all what this president is doing just to make our nation work again, after the way it has been battered.
We are sure our daddy is the oldest among all the delegation, but he was still up hosting a team with the few people awake just for our nation to move forward while others have gone to their room to sleep.

May it never ever be well with all enemies of President Muhammadu Buhari.
May anyone that wish him bad die before him,
Only if Baba meant bad for this nation that these prayers won't come to pass.

God bless President Muhammadu Buhari.
God bless Nigeria.

God bless you Mr Success.
You are a good Nigerian.[/quote]U sounds like someone who believe what is written albeit promised. I don't know if u are new to Nigerian politics, but one thing I can assure is: believe politicians at ur own peril

LolaO:
I have called countless times, sent messages on Whatsapp, no response, no replies.

My dad called, he picked, told him he’d call back, but never did.

He is not ill, neither is he dead, I know this because his mum still talks to me, and at this point I’m cutting her off.

I wish I knew what the problem is or what I did wrong, he is not a bad person, loved me while he was in Lagos, his family adores me, and mine adores him as well.

I wish I knew what I did wrong, but it is what it is.
VG

It is what it is......I like that.
Prepare ur mind for d worst even if u get to see him again or better still if he's trying to put u thru a test. Shit ain't roses

Guy, that scenario don happent to me taya. Whaaatt! The last one got me calling my SunTrust Bank strai'dup! GTBank is synonymous with that bullsh!t. Sha I realized that it's a function of network failure and impatience

Mcslize:
I am single, but I have 5 different babes I roll with. I am not in a relationship with any, I never asked any out like be my girlfriend. that's shit to me. I am a freestyle guy. I like meeting different girls and creating casual rapports with them. I can't invest my emotions on any girl. I don't waste time deleting a girl's number if she is misbehaving cuz I meet new ones every day.

I weed off the ones that misbehave and keep the ones whose heads are correct. I call those ones that misbehave weeds cuz they are of no use to me. I weed them off from among the crops.

The crops are those that act sanely who try not to play mind games with me. I don't waste time deleting the numbers of the weeds cuz I get fresh crops to replace them every day. That's how we roll.

Stop investing your emotions on ladies especially here in Nigeria. They like playing mind games and if you see any that's trying to collect ur manly power from you, weed her off and move on. Try talking to different girls on a daily basis. This will give you an abundant mindset.

I don't mean toasting them. Juts create casual rapports with girls. It will become part of you that if you see any who is trying to manipulate your emotions into making herself to have an upper hand over you by making u look like a sissy, weed her off. She is simply a weed in the midst of many of your crops in your farm. We don't need weeds. We need good crops. Ponder over this and you will just be good.

Nice one

Pharaoh Gomorrah
Year 4
Revolution, Incitement and Crime Management
National War College, Abuja

fineboynl:
The America president powers is limited. The States government controls their states. Its shows the system works, unlike Africa

Nigeria. Unlike Nigeria

The best thing at this point is to give a free-hand to all the parties involved to bring in many thugs they can bring. Although anarchy will loom but at d end of d day, cancel d election. Conduct it again but at ds point (which of course u could have identified all d thousand thugs) arrest all d thugs, conduct d election again then free d thugs afterward.

Carmit:
PDP IS DEAD.
these guys really destroyed Nigeria. I don't know why they still have supporters.
Nigerians are quick to forget their past!

How can a party die? How? Even with APC style of fighting their opposition, PDP keeps winning seats. A good driver observes his direction from both ways.
PDP may have suffered this country but they are alive.

Wait oo, I tot pop music is pop music. Where do Bob Marley and Nipsey Hustle fit into pop music?

thelastmediator:
I advice young men to listen to hard core rap music. It will help toughen them and prepare them for reality of life.

Daz d dope bruv. Xzibit says we are hardcore 100%. No space for bullshit

Truth as I know it is : the power of a relationship lies with d one who cares less.
If men may learn the act of committing emotional suicide, their power base is complete.
We men are aware of women's emotional manipulative dexterity, but afraid to heed attention. Funny enough, it balls down to desire. And let's not forget that, the things we desire are often More dangerous than the things we fear.

J111333:
Madam, it is staring and not steering, her bobby no be car.


Madam, tell us if that moment didn't elate you and your self confidence. If he didn't look now, you'd complain no one noticed you and your beautiful booby so be happy. There's a woman out there who would wish someone at least look at her booby even with sunglasses on.

As a lady, it's better to be looked over than to be overlooked

XuJiTao:
Who is the Satan here?... So dumb for saying that so Christians don't have their own issues and again they are not Muslim cos their fighting wrongly so not among us.... May Allah forgive you

For ur mind now, u wan make a point? Mtcheeeew

ebuk4real:


APC have come with their "the more you look the less you see" talk...

I won't blame them, it's the zombies that supports them that I blame...

U ve 4gotten that Nigerians like to support evil men. Look at what's happening in kogi

There are some harsh and hurtful activities this government will embark on next year, they want to ensure that they have d least possible critics from all front before then. So if u guys think they are merely threatening then wake up!