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midnighter:
Lol

Sorry about it, please try again ... we aren't all like that

She sounds kind of trashy though, are you sure she's up to your standard? You are probably lucky that she revealed herself early

Daz true. He's lucky

honeychild:
objection please!

Overrule!

iamgenius:
I'm a Muslim, praise be to God.

Those who claimed Jesus is also God use The Bible as reference too. The only thing is that those verses they brought as evidence to support their claim were not convincing.

The only thing Trinity is about is JUST BELIEVE IN IT, WHETHER YOU UNDERSTAND OR NOT.

May God who created you and I lead you to the true way and religion of Jesus, Moses, Abraham, Jacob, Issac etc.

A Muslim? Can l talk about ur Muhamme?

RAPHEAL6:
Please send it (alone with God PDF) to my Gmail. Okunavoke@gmail.com.... Thank you

Me too at ambrosrislord@gmail.com
Pls encourage me in christiandom. I'm beginning to enjoy Christianity

Whatever ye SHALL ask in MY NAME. That means you ask God in His Name. Ask God in His Name.
It's like Buhari declared after d 2nd election that: whatever u want from him, u have to go thru Abba Kyari.

So it's clear!

Righteousness89:
We are His Creatures... Not all Creatures are Children..

It's those of us who Accept HIM that are Children..

In other words , HE is GOD to all but FATHER TO Those that Accept HIM.


That's the Reason HE Made the Greatest and Most Precious Gift on Earth Free..

Salvation Through JESUS CHRIST is The Greatest and Most Valuable gift In the Universe. That's all you need to Access Eternal Life.

Just Imagine if it could be bought , The likes of Bill gate, the Saudi and Qatar royals, Dangote, Warren buffet, and this political Criminals in Nigeria would have long Purchased it all for themselves and Generation unborn! But JESUS CHRIST in HIS wisdom Made it FREE! no penny is needed to be Saved! All you need do is to Confess your Sins, Believe and Accept JESUS CHRIST! That's all!

For the reason you still have Breathe in you, you can make that Decision today. For once Life ends, there is no Repentance in the Grave..

I love ur explanation. You are good

OlawaleBammie:
There is dis lady wey get big nyash in our church, we were in same gatherin wen i put my items o a chair, den d lady wanted to sit on it unknowingly but inadvertently grabbed her nyash as i put my palm underneath her buttock as i was aiming to prevent her from sitting on my belongings, ishhh, and dis was in front of everybody..chiisos, i couldnt stand d shame i felt dat day i had to vacate d premises..


but make i no lie the tin dey suculent, ahaa kilodee, com b like a soaked foam.



Second one was wen i relocated to edo, i was in d church one sunday laidat wen d presiding pastor was just talking, talking and talking, all dis was hapening while we were standing on our feet oo, and i cant bear standing for soo long so i resorted to my seat in d middle of d talk, immediately he sighted me he just raised his voice from the pulpit dat who is dat puting on glasses sitting down ?

who are u ??

dey dont respect elders from wer u came from ??

wen elders are talking u dont sit down !!

Did u hav carry over in school ? (i was like wetin consan church/sunday service with C.O now ??) J

i just tire once...

No kee me wee laff abeg

Mood11:
Years ago, the whole family went for a vigil together. When it was time for deliverance, the Charismatic brother was calling people in batches. When he called for children, I stepped out like the others and before I know what's up, anybody he lays hands on will jerk jerk jerk and fall then other Charismatic would help the person up... I was trying to decide if the falling was intentional or it was truly the holy ghost in action...
When it was my turn, he laid hands on my forehead and was praying furiously like he did to the others but I didn't fall or should I say the thing no catch me..
I opened one eye and saw my aunt looking at me, then I made up my mind to impress her by falling before they say I am possessed.. Na so I fall backward o, hit head for heard alter floor and passed out

U no well..... lol

Yakubu Gowon was 32yrs when he became d Nigerian head of states. If u learn to think of what's ahead of u, those asses won't matter to u at all.
Get into a business that'll occupy and keep ur mind busy.

iLegendd:
When the laptops arrive, I'll unbox them and send them to the students to get started. Graphic design first.

Dear ladies and gentlemen, you better take action before depression takes you.

Enough said.

Nice one. Your wisdom is speaking for u

According to Suge Knight, "the best form of revenge is success".

Move on bruh!. Go hustle hard & reclaim those things she made u loose. It's hurtful though but, by exposing this sh!t, you're good. What u reveal , you heal.

respect80:
So what are the nutritional content of sperm?
I'm just asking for a friend

Nawa 4 u oo

kunmiiii:
Lol, you guys should chill, this is obviously for the camera. When she no be glutton.

Absolutely. It's for camera

Destiny

Shey na kaftan him wear for that kain cold city of Sochi? Eiyaa

Prettyuche:
He doesn't want to be helped.I don commot my hands.God knows I have played my part

I read ur effort. Perhaps he has made up his sinful mind to go kill himself.

R.I.P. to him in advance if he still chooses to kill himself after all our intending efforts

Talking about hair, pls how can u reduce early grey hair on ur head or side bear

lastmessenger:
life is only meaningful when we are pursuing a purpose. My question to you is this, do you have a purpose? Have you determined what you want to do with your life? Are there things that you want to achieve but it seems way difficult? Are you having financial problems and help seems very far?The answer to these questions could be the root cause of your depression.

Thanks

Prettyuche:
Can u pls stop this death wish.give me ur contact let's get through this together.lemme be ur friend.dying is not an option trust me.I am a mother ,I know how hard anxiety and depression is.I first had it when I gave birth to my baby.postpartum anxiety and depression. Depression left but anxiety refused to go .I am still battling it while I take care of my family plus pregnancy.its really not easy but I don't wish death not when I have my beautiful kids.I am a trained psychologist too,that's y I am able to be managing myself.do u base in the east?

Help d poor soul pls

Nice one there

Why am I this angry?
Why waiting? Go to ur FBN and cause a scene. Get a lawyer. Do anything, everything. Make sure u keep to ur phone where d evidence at.

If EFCC can arrest a Governor who's d CEO of a state, who's a military officer that may have committed a crime against d economy. Yes, efcc can!

Mogambo123:
Its a bad situation bro. Black man don't ever take responsibility for his bad attitude towards his own development.

Never. Nigeria is supposed to be a blessing to Africa but trust me, we're far from it. Needless to say, we're rather more divided now than anytime in our history just as Prof. Jega said yesterday. May God help us.

Mogambo123:
Lol, it's so unfortunate, I was having this debate with my uncle recently , and he was insisting that white people are racist , supremacist and this and that. And I told him I don't believe in racism and even if there's anything like that, then it's a subset of hate.

He was very angry at me and said I should not say this outside and especially where black people are gathered. Fortunately I don't mingle with black people unless I'm in Africa.

Let's look at it this way , they invented Planes, computers, telephones, modern weaponries and thousands of other things yet they are not satisfied, they are still busy researching on new things to invent. Black man on the other hand still can't form an organized society in 21st century . My dear I don't blame any white guy who thinks his race is supreme. We have the best natural resources in the world best weather and climate yet we are all migrating to desert and snow land of the West, that is a sign of people that can't use their brain.

I once say a stuff like that and my boss for d first yelled at me to get out, and that I'm suffering from academic cirrhosis. The truth is, The whites are supreme and futuristic. The blacks are not. But we're good at being bad to our fellow

African nations like to borrow from foreign nation, then squander it into their private pockets then be looking for who would pardon them. They no d shame!

Wait, wait, waiiiit!!
Is this still NL?
I've read thru all d comments so far and no one has doubted d story nor has insulted or criticized d op. I'm impressed!

Some guys take nairaland as a believer's paradise where everyone believes anything that's posted here. 150 girls in 180 days?

Bellgal:
I don't believe uuuuu. Pls always be serious.

I don't get u.
Do u follow d thread?
You've 4gotten how King Solomon was able to discern how d ants survive?
I like to pay attention to detail. Besides I'm highly NOCTURNAL

winnerr:
PLEASE, I'M INTERESTED, SIR.

08060270521. Chat me up

RedCreme21:
There's a certain gecko thats being stalking me. I need your help.

They hate onion. Monitor d spot it stays and rub a peeled onion there.

Civilised people are easy to conquer

....where did see this phrase oo??