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Some Nigerian graduates who studied journalism or mass comm. but has no job, would run to NL and create a very contradictory topic for us, simply bcs we love such thread in d romance section of NL. Imagine this particular one. Mtcheeeew

Spontaneous007:
I have nothing to prove to you fool

Sure, u can't prove it. And u are calling names. Pupils are usually ask to match d pictures with their respective names. But u made it look like the author was wrong simply bcs u want to trend. How does this op made it to fp sef?

iLegendd:
In your mind, what do you think I wrote: "sun or son?"

Lemme see what you'll answer.

Sun of course.

Viicfuntop:
Just tell us you watch law series. You could have just dropped the meaning there.

I don't watch law movie series. I used to be in & out of sh!t so I had to get a personal lawyer but b4 then, a pro bono was at my service.
A pro bono is a legal work done by a reputable law firm without asking for payment. They do that as service to humanity such AIT (advert for sick people), hospital (tuberculosis, HIV). Be confident and go and ask. You'll be surprised

The title got me. Ride on brotherly

theTransporter:
miss, am sorry to sound like this but you are just like a tall tree without tap root that is being blown about by the wind, forget emotions for and use ur celebral cortex for once.....he cheated on you, upon that called you "boring" and now he is toying with your feelings and emotions and the mumu u is here catching feeling..you forgot to ask him when u stopped being boring...mtchewwwwww.. it will end in tears miss... simply move on and 1 day you will find a guy that deserves you

Go back to him at ur own peril. It's like u prefer to tell a hrtbrk story.

Mood11:
Oga go and buy new phone.
Leave village people alone. They have better things to do

U are funny

pamelaayomide:
It is not too late to help me pls.
I don't have money to hire a lawyer, I am still a student.

Talk to a lawyer. They'll offer u a pro bono. U know what pro bono means,right?

Rasmega:
Bros, she even had the audacity to come around next morning for another sex...to suffocate me. But my prick no even send her

Ur prick no send her or u no send her? Chaii

That is why Edo, Portharcourt, Jigawa and Bauchi girls are d best. I wonder how girls from these states do it.

Rasmega:
I stopped having sex for a while because of smelling pvssy. I would have sued her for psychological and emotional trauma caused by her pussy smell.

Bro, it takes time to heal.

Do not relent. There are still some fresh smelling pvssy out there.

U wicked, hahaha

daddytime:
Very trashy reportage by the lazy illiterate bloggers as usual.

Buhari and Osibanjo go NIPSS for executive course in Kudu, Plateau State, but the picture wey accompany your reportage, na picture of the hallway for Villa.

West wing of d Aso villa

Sukueponmalu:
Current President , and Next president come 2023

You mean this picture ?

Osibanjo is wearing John Foster shoe. I don't have a clue as to d designer Buhari is wearing.

Officialgarri:
Special recognition must be given to the presidential camera man.

Look at how President Buhari and the Next President Osinbanjo—come 2023— look so good

This is their first picture I'd ever liked. It looks real

Fountainofyouth:
You asked a stupid question and I refused to answer means I'm throwing emotional tantrums? Who wrote a long epistle here and ended it "god dammit" as seen below? Who is going emotional out of me and you here?




Get a life pls

Pity d guy na! The insults pain am. If to say this fit see u face to face eh, asuweh him go pinch u...

pocohantas:
Nothing is wrong with a man U-33, but I will tell you the advantage of an above 33 man or what most ladies look out for in them (and older men in general)

1. Financial stability: I put this first because it is (one of) the most important attraction. If you are old without money, one would wonder what you were doing in your youth.

2. Emotional maturity: The average woman is more emotionally mature than a guy her age. She has to look further to find a balance- MOST times. A guy has all the time to be stupid and if he decides to be stupid for life, there will be a woman for him. Women have to get sense on time, she has a biological clock to watch and most men do not have that fix-it mentality.

3. Older guys are more chilled: Age, experience and more money to their pockets has taught them to take life jeje. They don't get angry unnecessarily over petty issues like younger guys who see everything as a bruise on their fragile egos.

4. They are more caring, maybe fascinated by your juvenile displays. Those things you will do that makes the younger guy go all red-pilled, the older guy will tell you sorry, just carry your wahala dey go. He looks at you as a child, with that smile on his face.

5. They are most times not scared of looking weak or not in control. Unlike younger guys who seek validation from their fellow younglings, thus acting like you both are in a power tussle. An older guys is a man all by himself, he would allow you- but never mistake this act for stupidity, he is very well watching and calculating.

6. If you really wanna tap into wealth of experience/knowledge, then an older guy is your best bet. They witnessed Abacha's regime with clear eyes, they saw Yakubu miss that goal- he is like your History teacher. Also, his friends will most likely be his age group, some of their gfs would even be older than you- that is if you are really young. Except you are a bimbo, you will be on your toes to upgrade, that way you don't look stupid at their hangouts . I can't say the same thing for younger guys who just sit around, talking about ASUU strike, sex and Nigerian girls.

7. Oh! Their voice! It gets deeper and subtly assertive as they age. When they talk, they exude this confidence and masculinity. It isn't forced, read off a book or some alfa male code. You just can't miss it.

...etc

There are exceptions, but on the average, there is really no comparison. We get finer with age, all things being equal.

Wow! I'm reading ur comment for d first time on NL. No 4 is d real thing. My neighbor (40) does that to his wife (24) all d time. Nice analysis!

Even if they graduate, they'll migrate into political thugs and become employable in Kogi, Edo, bayelsa and other APC controlled states.

I bought, cook and ate Nigerian rice for d first time last week. Damn! It was crazy!! There are more stones than d ricei itself. I had to endure it like that day. Thank Goodness it was only one mudu. God bless noodles for now.
Pls which of Nigerian brand of rice is stone-free or a little bit better?

Fredlongs:
We must promote our Naira, check this out

Armenian Dram (Armenia) 1Naira = 2.47 AMD

* Burundian Franc (Burundi) 1Naira = 9.38 BIF

* Belarusian Ruble (Belarus) 1Naira = 64.54 BYR

*Central African Franc 1Naira = 3.13 XAF

* Congolese Franc (Congo) 1Naira = 5.58 CDF

* Chilean Peso (Chile) 1Naira = 3.53 CLP

* Colombian Peso (Colombia) 1Naira = 12.38 COP

* Costa Rican Colon (Costa Rica)1Naira = 3.27 CRC

*Djiboutian Franc (Djibouti) 1Naira = 1.10 DJF

*Guinean Franc(Guinea Conakry) 1Naira = 42.31 GNF

*Guyanese Dollar(Guyana) 1Naira = 1.26 GYD

* Hungarian Forint (Hungary) 1Naira = 1.47 HUF

* Indonesian Rupiah (Indonesia) 1Naira = 72.82 IDR

* Iraqi Dinar (Iraq) 1Naira = 7.02 IQD

*Iranian Rial (Iran) 1Naira = 161.32 IRR

*Cambodian Riel (Cambodia) 1Naira = 24.70 KHF

* Comoros Franc (Comoros Island) 1Naira = 2.35 KMF

*Kazakhstani Tenge (Kazakhstan) 1Naira = 1.09 KZT

* Laotian Kip (Laos) 1Naira = 48.48 LAK

*Lebanese Pound (Lebanon) 1Naira = 9.13 LBP

*Malagasy Ariary(Madagascar) 1Naira = 16.35 MGA

* Burmese Kyat (Burma) 1Naira = 6.04 MMK

*Mongolian Tughik (Mongolia) 1Naira = 11.19 MNT

*Mauritanian Ouguiya (Mauritania) 1Naira = 1.76 MRO

*Malawian Kwacha (Malawi) 1Naira = 2.75 MWK

*Paraguayan Guarani (Paraguay) 1Naira = 27.86 PYG

* Rwandan Franc (Rwanda) 1Naira = 4.16 RWF

*Sao Tomean Dobra (Sao Tome) 1Naira = 117.22 STD

*Sierra Leonean Leone(Sierra Leon) 1Naira = 26.27 SIL

* Somali Shilling (Somalia) 1Naira = 4.71 SOS

* South Korean Won(South Korea) 1Naira = 6.38 KRW

*Tanzanian Shilling(Tanzania) 1Naira = 10.29 TZS

*Ugandan Shilling (Uganda) 1Naira = 16.40 UGX

*Uzbekistani Som (Uzbekistan) 1Naira =14.38 UZS

*Vietnamese Dong (Vietnam) 1Naira =128.48 VND

*West African Franc 1Naira = 3.12 XOF

*Yemeni Rial (Yemen) 1Naira = 1.30 YER

*Zimbabwean Dollar (Zimbabwe) 1Naira = 2.18 ZND

3 gbosa for u: gbosa, gbosa, gbosa!!
What if Naira to Biafra pounds?

JubrinElSudan:
Naijadrivablog, next time you are doing a top 10 list, start from the least to the top. With that people will be "anxious" to see what made it to the number 1. Immediately I saw that Kuwait was number 1, the feeling to go through the list dropped

Nice suggestion.

O Lord forgive me.
M e and my circle of friends caused such mayhems in our school those days. Brutality, riot, damages, clashes..... The proprietor hasn't forgiven us till today. If only they know what they're doing. The memory after some years is bad.

mosho2good:
*I went for a job interview yesterday. The moment I saw that my bitter ex was in charge, I knew I had already lost the job. The wizard asked me to name 15 Indian Biscuits & 25 basketball players from South Sudan.*

How is that even related to the job?
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U give me d first laff of d day

Omotaday:
Exactly. Tinubu knows, owns and utilizes the power of the media, he is aware of everything going on. People shouldn’t force him to do what he doesn’t want to do. We don’t want Tinubu, he shouldn’t make the mistake.


Fayemi will make a better president.

Whatever!

No no no no! Fayemi can't handle Nigeria. He don't have d inner mastery or cunning of Nigeria style of politics. Just imagine how he has tried in earnest to sabotage Osibanjo in a bid to dent his image & render him politically irrelevant so as to pave way for him but, APC or Buhari is not counting on him (fayemi). PMB likes Osibanjo and Akinwumi Adeshina of ADB and he's banking on either of d duo. Although PMB is seriously under pressure from his Northern Oligarchs to support El-Rufai. This is because the Northerners feels that El-Rufai is d only one who has d brevity, d courage, d clout, who can (continue to) carry on their agenda, mortal, monster and nepotistic intention.
As for Tinubu, d Northerners don't trust him further than they can throw him. A lot is happening.

Sweetcollins:
Just like the guy above rightly said, so many so called slay girls don't even know what is Honda or Toyota , so how can you ask for her help in choice making....sometimes I pity them. They are just there!!
Many I said, NOT ALL I no wan dodge stones

Guy, do u notice that in ladies also? Our naija babes can't even mention one brand of car apart from Benz. I once asked a lady of her favorite car and she said, "that car that Sandra Achum drove in Glamour girls pt 2. I was like wtf, I don't watch home movies!

FrLukas:
there is no true love without sacrifice. you must be ready to give everything you have for the happiness of the other without expecting anything back in return from them.

Yeah. Sacrifice.

pansophist:
A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything

If a girl stays with you when you're broke and have nothing, and can see the potential in you, and water it into maturity with you, especially when she still have in abundance her youthfulness and not in lack of male suitors, then she is a keeper.

If an influential man with female abundance, didnt cheat on his woman despite numerous women out there that will out-compete his mistress, then he loves her.

Wow!

Oshigun:
When will you people stop this redundant noise we know is due to bad belle and envy? Trying to taint Tinubu as some mindless embezzler is so beneath you and so disgraceful to what the man is about and you lot know it. Same way, in 2014 -2015, you screamed Buhari must never become President because he will "Islamise" Nigeria and turn it into a Jihadist caliphate. 5 years of PMB Presidency and we are not being forced into any mosque and our wives and girlfriends are not in Hijabs.

It would have been better to just admit you hate Buhari rather than concoct all that scaremongering lies about the man that never came to pass. You are doing same with Tinubu now. What has the Atiku you supported done out of power, since 2007, for his region, Political Party or even State of origin yet you deem him fit to be President. Yet, should I tell you what Tinubu has done out of power to make him the most respected politician in Nigeria and even Africa? You people are just wicked. Inhumanly so.

Guy, don't defend Tinubu pls. U know y? He's aware of people's opinion about him; that he's a smooth criminal and that is why he proved it by plying bullion van for d whole world to see during d last election.

ubunja:
I stopped commenting on people's threads when I got two bans one after another first for two weeks then four weeks. I can be sassy and witty and most of you can't handle that without feeling offended and reporting to the MODS. I just make a rare comment here and there. Otherwise I read mentions and leave it at that.

I used to make comments that got hundreds of Likes on people threads and Mods deleted those comments. It's just not worth the headache to try to please anyone. I even have screenshots of comments that have long been deleted. Each with more than 300 Likes.
So it's not like we have ego. We just stop caring.

Daaammmmnnnn! I didn't know that!!
People hardly appreciate brilliant ideas. Some can't identify it. After all, a blindman won't thank u for a mirror. It's funny how people react to little things one offer as comments, forgetting that if we said what we thought, life will be unbearable. Don't lay off.

iLegendd:
I comment on other people's thread, but not always. I'm not on Nairaland to make comments or reply all comments just to be noticed. I'm here for business, so I focus more on it. Focus is one of the keys to success.

Distraction is bad for a focused man.

Thank you.

Good point.

MrCork:


Ok...ILegendd should show up anytime from now & start nagging moaning n crying.....
He go No start gettin emmotional (get ready sir)

No no no! iLegend & Ubunja don't comment on other people's thread. They only feel that theirs and theirs alone deserve to be 'liked, shared, commended, appraised and argued. I respect their ego shaa. But hey bruv, don't seek them here

One of my friends complained bitterly to me today; that she can't shout out loud because her neighbors would use it against her. I was surprised when she said that they've not been paid d October stipend.
You guys could campaign and set out a day to march out. Maybe they've 4gotten u guys since it's a new ministry that handles d SIP now.