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Sandra8:
Thank you dear , I have no intention of stopping

u never jam

Nigeria do not fit in in any of these lists in any way.
Nice one

Heineken:
am interested sir.

Gimme ur number. I'll call u so we can meet.

virgoquin:
This is what I hate about some Nigerian men thinking mentality.

They believe that marriage is the ultimate reward for being good, you will see a girl displaying some bad habits and the replies will be like

no man will marry her as if everything revolve around them and their pènis. Allow people to live the way they deem okay and stop policing them around with the useless threat of no man will marry them

My kinda guy

Your repulsive attitude shows that u have a flair for gays, u ain't just bold enough to take a step. Or better still, u have imagined deeply how it feels and as such you're beginning to attract d likes. So u know d truth

Bro, E no funny oo. BUT this is what I can do 4 u as I did for one guy from NL here.
I admonish him to go into perfumes and body spray sales, which he can sell in clubs and offices. Although he's a graduate of Economics, I bet u he's doing fairly well. He makes up to 48-52k in a month. Lemme know if u are interested

SenecaTheYonger:
He can't dare push negative things about islam to front page na. They will find him and separate his head, unlike Christians, our doctrine is different.

I taya for seun. When anything negative mat terms d Christians, he'd gladly post and pushed it to fp. Sometimes I wonder if he's not bias in religion thing. No apology

Offpoint:
Thread for the females....

If I was a lady and a pastor sexually harassed me or make an attempt, I won't quit his church. I will go there everyday and sat on the front row, look for a seat that faces him straight. I will sit there every Sunday and do nothing but stare at him..... I swear he'll be going off keys and on keys.

that's his punishment, I'll torment him...
There are sundays I'll take the mic and I will be like "There's something I want to say about the man of God, something I've been shouldering all these while. something someone of you may know and some may not... many will doubt it but it's the truth.... I want to let the whole congregation know OUR PASTOR IS A GOOD MAN OF GOD"

yeah, imagine what he would have gone through for that few seconds

U are a clown asuweh

RyanD147:
Growing up, my uncle, a catholic priest usually comes visiting with this beautiful rev sister. She loved me and my parents saw no qualms in it. I was still a kid.
Fwd 2017, I went 2 visit my uncle, I ran into this same rev sister. Been like 10 years I saw my uncle last same with this rev sister.
Lots of water has passed through the bridge, we exchanged numbers, I started having sexual affair with her till late last year she travelled 2 Germany.
No regrets though, our sexual escapades continues when she comes back.

This kain lie get tail and horn.
No Reverend sister stays in one parish for more than 5yrs, even if she's a medical practitioner, bcs it's only a medical sisters that stays up to 5/6 years max

subtlemee:
Had an encounter but each time I see him Matthew 8v16 will be repeating in my mind about curses placed on who causes another to sin and the man of God was not even rich so i would've gotten cursed for nothing, I found a way and he was cut off,I still see his sign post and posters and shake my head in disbelief

Bros, d Matt.8:16 u quote does not correspond with ur claim-curses for someone who caused u 2 sin.

vybzkartel:
Of late, we hear so much about pastors trying to and succeeding to rape/sexx the opposite sexz.

I believe there are many of such experiences yet to be shared. If you have had such experiences, drop i t here.

Mind you, there are very good pastors in town. Please don't generalise.

Why Pastor? Do we have to always daint pastor's? Haba!

mysticgal:
I knew I wasn’t HIV positive so I came in like a boss and asked the guy to send my result to my phone number

Tho badt gan

Area4Area:
Victim game as usual when you hate most that even non-Nigeriana now see your hate for other Nigerians.

Who do you think you can deceive with that "I'm not ibo" stories when it is written all over you that you are one

If I am Ibo, I'll b proud thereof. The truth is I know Nigerians to a reasonable extent.
The igbos are a difficult specie
The Yorubas are cunning & crafty
The Hausa's/Fulanis are hypo-critical.
So, u need to learn about Nigerians so u can deal with them.

The hypocrisy, lies, blackmail and abuse of human rights that our country is known for is so strong that a good leader from a another nation may not want to sit and listen to our lifeless president

MiztaYouneek:
If you are in New York and you are the one that took this picture and you are very sure they left the seat empty immediately PMB took the stand then that's fine its an embarrassment.
But if you are just assuming that they left when he took the stand because you see some empty seats without knowing why those seats are empty or if they have been like that even before he took the stand, then be very careful how you assume so that you won't assume and find yourself in jail one day.

Gerrout! Jail for what?

Area4Area:
Very shameful for the Igbos who had laboured so much for PDP and never deemed fit for presidency, even an Ijaw man went above an Igbo man to become the president.
.APC would never give the Igbos the presidential ticket because they never laboured for it, they should live and die in PDP..
PDP gave some posts to the Igbos because they helped in the emergence of the party, what do want the APC to do when you never voted it and was actually trying to curtail its chances?

But I want u 2 understand something; the Northerners hijacked APC perhaps because of d presence of their god-Buhari and as such will never give dia ticket to d igbos. The Northerners hate igbos with every drop of dia blood {I'm not an Ibo}.
BUT
Do u also know that APC's Victory in formation and consolidation was birthed by d southerners? And if APC had not been hijacked by d Northerners, d igbos would have married d party? PDP was not d alternative party of d igbos but d subjugation of APC by d Northerners left them no choice.

Toks2008:
From the days of mongo park nairaland ladies have always failed back to back to comprehend my write ups...

Did you read that body language part? There is a way a lady will say NO in view to saying yes and there is a NO that sends a note of finality...it is for the man to decipher which is which and make his decisions based on that.

A mature lady who really likes you won't let you chase her but will create that comfy psyche in you...its simple logic.

Especially the courtesans

truthsayer009:
Bro nice piece man. I like your write ups. It is mature and doesn't not necessarily push women under the bus like Ubunja and his fellow banters, rather it tells the truth of the whole story why Women should not even date Men they don't really like because he has become the only option.

Women have this annoying attitude of keeping you around just in case you become the only option even if they are super sure they don't like you.

A lot of foolish Men out there usually think this is Playing Hard-to-get. Instead of simply walking away as fast as possible & figuring out their own life.

This is a Jupiter truth

omenka:
Chai, see defence!! I cant believe those of you who claim to be Igbos are here defending the fact PDP doesnt consider Ndigbo WORTHY of a presidential ticket. So all the heavy lifting Igbos have been doing for pdp is merely for Senate presidency, and that is MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR SOUTH EAST.

In addition, you would rather have APC givenyou the ticket in preference to the South West who seem to have done the equivalent of what you guys have done for PDP? Something is surely wrong with you.

To this point, NONE of you have been able to defend why PDP treats South East with such disregard despite all the hard work. It is appalling!

Daz not d point!
I'm comparing d two sides of d two major party's coin so far. The problem with Igbo has not and will never be us; it'll be their inability to field an eligible presidential candidate if d option is offered. So d tactics PDP has employed over d years was ensuring that they're amongst d first 3 citizens of d country. But as 4 APC, no consideration at all.

[quote author=omenka post=82487557]Wow!! So, what happened in 2003, 2007, 2011, 2015? The party was being REALISTIC with Ndigbo?

What is happening as per 2023? The party is still trying to be REALISTIC with Ndigbo?

Wow!!

When will the party cease being REALISTIC so Ndigbo can enjoy the fruits of their labour?

You've 4gotten so fast how d PDP compensated d Igbo with Senate Presidents such as Evans Enweren, Chuba Okadigbo, Adolphus Wabara, Pius Anyim, and INEC boss in d person of Maurice Iwu, not to mention SGF in d person of Pius Anyim. The APC has done nothing 4 d igbos yet and doing anything is not in sight. I pity some of u guys who are poor students of a stone's throw history.

When a girl/lady stares @ u, it means either attention, admiration, imagination. This Lady's stare sef is worst for guys that gym. We don't find it funny. And if u have other face attractions like huge eyelashes, eyebrows or dimple as deep as mine, u are in soup. So my point is, don't stare back, don't go back to woo. Just be oblivion and u will c dem going wet in private.

You're a pro. I like u already. I don't know d state u @ but if it were in this territory where I am, you'll get menn queueing 4 u. It's a matter of u visiting any ATM gallery by weekends. If u want guys to flood ur lane, just a simple dress of blue/black Jean and a white top will do d magic. Trust me!

johnw47:
if you are looking to talk about higher science and logic in further mathmatics
you are in the wrong forum

in this forum and to most peolpe + = addition


1 Father + 1 Son + 1 Holy Spirit = three persons, not one person

they do = 1 God and that's another matter

Perhaps lemme give u a vivid and childlike example: a beer contains; water+color+ethanol and is equal 1 beer. Right?

Some basic things that I never knew. With my 50℅ acceptance of this op, it's still ok

nairalandposter:
Marry, marry marry marry una no dey hear.

Wetin go remain for una potential partners sef, all the sex has finished before marriage.

Some of them have exhausted their sp. erm from dia scrotum sef

I like a situation like this! The mistake she made was by reporting to police officers. If she had call some hardcore guys I'd applaud her but taking d case to a station? Nah! Don't settle for such a double lost. Well, if d police officers ask u to return her phone, do it. Don't say nothing. Don't raise any suspension. In later time, discourage her from doing such a thing to any guy again.

I enjoy ur thread.

Day169:
FFK has shown over time that he is one who should not be taken seriously.
..he has a knack for making unguarded remarks!

But he speaks what one else can speak openly about. In his time, his voice is heard be it on social media or tabloids. Point to one (aside from Nnamdi kanu & Obasanjo) southerner who can beat his gut.

Perhaps Seen is as tired of NL as Buhari is of Nigeria.

Amatarasha:
u ask ubunja hw i dey treat am like trash ,
.U know u guys should be treated with ironhand so u situp! I shall deal with u asap

See who's talking!

tinsel:
I really dont know the sudden comparison of Nigeria with other nations. Buhari is not the first president of Nigeria and this comparison just started with Buhari's government and when others were president, we did not compare.

The comparison starts with him bcs he's d worst president so far. The only president that no other former presidents is in good term with, d only president that never heed to his predecessor's advice, d only president that claim to be saint despite hatred, nepotism, tribalism and extremism. The list is endless. Lemme ask u: do u wish to have have Buhari kind of President again after 2023?.

Ubunja is not some mysterious being. Why he has succeeded in this forum and perhaps outside ds forum could be his attention to the manipulative art of seduction in African context. Observe women closely and you'll know that you have ubunja in you who can equally tell u d truest words u need to hear. Sometimes, you are aware of certain truth buh fail to accept it until someone tell it.