₦airaland Forum

WildChild00:
So telling me something, where am listening....

The way to a man's Heart in this 21st century is ATTITUDE. This is not bcs attitude if converted ( as in A=1, T=20....E=5 and total word 100℅) no. It's because good attitude is rare now. A lot of women may not know how to cook but when a man finds her attitude quite virtuous and noble, damn it, what's food. After all bad food can't make a man commit suicide but a bad attitude sure can. Think about it!

WildChild00:
Where are you from? Are you sure you are from Africa? are you married? And do you know the popular saying that the way to a man's heart is via his Tommy? Sis try and learn how to cook or register in training school for cooking, there are lots of slay queens out der Biko.

Point of correction:
The way way to a man's heart is no longer d tummy.

MatthAnn:
Her marriage will suffer it na.
Its really a shame if someone at that age can't cook,what was she learning for the past 22 yrs

The marriage won't suffer nothing.
I've a neibor here whose wife don't know how to cook any decent mean except pap and guess what? Her hubby is worst. It's like a virgin who don't know if her husband can fvck better bcs daz all she knows. So my neibor's hubby eat everything d wife offers without complain. But d fault is from d wife and not her mother bcs she says that she's so stubborn to learn anything.

henryobinna:
it's only foolish men that will give even 1 kobo in this situation.

your girlfriend went to cheat on you with another giy. the other guy ate to his satisfaction and probably fuc..k..ed to his satisfaction as well...


now someone is calling me to come bail her out of what the other guy ate...

what manner of fuckery is this?

are you seriously asking this question?

Try understand d threat: it's a situation. The thread didn't say cheat or caught in d act or something

There are two things I'd do
1. I'll pay for her then let her go home. Reason is, she'll be wiser next time and would grow not to trust guys but perhaps my love for her. If u want to truly earn a woman's love, do something crazy (good or bad)
2. I'll pay for her. Reason is, she may have set d scenario up to test my love for her. Ladies can be distinctly manipulate most time's when it matters relationships.
BUT
on a whole, I can only pay an amount of money that I can overlook.

Amanyanabo:
Why will Nigeria need this.......how many cases of school shooting have been reported in the country

Can u imagine what u just said?
Why can't u guys be proactive for ones?
U fail to learn from history? I mean d case of d birth of boko h? Where Nigeria security forces claims that they have little knowledge on how to address it? School shootings will start some day, especially with d rate Nigerians are going.

jaggedboi:
Very fast to stop western union, but slow to stop infux of stolen funds from Nigerian leaders into Western banks

So damn right. U are bleeping right bruv.

Avedonn:
I think it's high time Federal Government allow Igbos secede from the federation. They contribute nothing if not crime and hatred.

In federal Union, each region is expected to contribute something meaningful such as natural resource or raw materials but igbos contribute nothing to the federation and yet they'd not allow other Nigerians to rest.

At least each region brings something to the federation table except igbos.

North - Crop production and livestock

South West - Timber, crude oil and shipping ports

South South - Crude oil and shipping ports.

South East - Crime, hard drugs, prostitution, scam, fake products such as medicine etc. And now they've come up with a new system of committing crime and pin it on Fulani herdsmen.

Yes, the North engage in terrorism but it mostly affects them and it's internal which most countries are battling with. It has not stopped foreign firms from transacting business with Nigeria. It's a global issue.

Yes, South West engage in fetish monetary ritual but it starts and ends with them. They don't go into other regions to carry out their fetish act. And hasn't stopped foreign firms from transacting business with Nigeria.

But Igbos combined all the negatives other unit of the federation are known for ( kidnapping and armed robbery, money ritual etc). Even the trending internet fraud (Yahoo Yahoo) 80% of them are igbos.




Well, I don't really blame the US bank for not transacting with Nigeria because even me as a Nigerian I always think twice before I engage into any business with igbos and with caution as well.

U are talking trash. Stinking trash.
The yoruba people dislikes d Igbo
The Hausa/Fulanis hate d igbos.
The other tribes tolerate them with contempt. They don't benefit from d govt and how else do u think they should live? They do not subscribe to crime by nature unlike d Edo people,
They do not subscribe to terrorism and crime against humanity unlike d Hausa/Fulanis. Lemme remind u that Ibos don't hide their Identity and that's why other tribes in Nigeria will do a lot of sh!t in Ibos name. But Ibos don't care! Continue with ur crap. You are full of sh!T. Anofia.

ednut1:
If you dig deeper you would find out its an old pic. So many dundees on the net. Does anyone still use western money to transfer money Smh. There are over 100 websites u can use to transfer money to a nigerian account from abroad in 10 minutes. Abeg

Like?

Send him to naija without any further delay. My niece was in almost the same situation as ur boy, but d mum having made some consultation, send her to Nigeria, enrolled her in Nigeria Air force Comprehensive. She has just written her Junior waec. I can't proudly say that she's in d best shape of behavior now: proactive, attentive, curious, neat and prayer-conscious. Nigeria may not be good but a child can still raised in a better than abroad.

navzla:
If am broke I'll pick a broke babe
If a lady rejects me cos am broke, I'll hustle hard if I make it and I'll gofor the made type. Common menh,there a lot of rich single ladies around nah,why should I be sticking around with broke girls? Forward ever backward never.

Broke ladies are a bunch of burdens and a nuisance. Do u know d worst part? They fall for s3x easily to sex-prey, bcs most of them lacks standard.

One truth a lot of people don't know is that; Ike Ekweremadu has been a traitor on d part of d igbos. He's been used by d Nigeria politician to scuttle d Biafra agitation in many ways. For instance, he was in support of d Python dance where many young guys were massacred. He made sure Nnamdi kanu was tactically exiled from Nigeria. He frustrated d Enugu-Portharcout expressway project etc. He has been playing a fancy politics with the SE but youths from d other regions will not understand. So ipob had to take up d issue and address their anger in this manner. Reckless as d action may seem, the ipob are right. Ike Ekweremadu is a gullibility opportunist who deserve such a disgrace.
I'M NOT IBO THOUGH

healthserve:
You've always been a wicked lady with an extreme imagination. My eyes has been on you from the day you joined. From the glorious sarcasm spiced with hefty jab to outrightly hilarious fun but truthful, I've always watched you with interest from the ssidelines. Babe, you're a case. Your mama don born funny child. Lol. You're just way to brutal for a lady.

That's South Africans for u. They shot at u like a sniper. I've observed her comments and they are never short of lethal words.

olabrinks:
The reality is that social media has created a delusion for women to expect the perfect man. You want to marry a man in his 20s and 30s, he is not going to have it all, ask your happily married sisters. The same way you are not perfect, is the same way these men are not perfect. Its a partnership, although i'm not expecting any woman to marry a stark pauper with nothing to offer. But you marry more for companionship. Sometimes when we're young we get thrown away by all the male attention that comes our way, we believe the world is at our feet and we don't have to settle for anything less than perfect. but slowly and surely, the reality begins to set as we get older. Don't throw away good men when you're young just because they don't have it all, and the same goes for men. God will not make you to settle for just anything out of desperation. when you have options, take advantage of it. The agony that people face at an older age when they're unmarried and not settled, is nothing to joke about. You will not see it, but behind closed doors they are in pain. The joy that comes when you see your little children running around is irreplaceable.

Can't believe this is coming from a Naija gal. Odegwu

seanfer:
PMB probed GEJ you complained that it’s witch-hunt. Now he’s going after those before GEJ you’re still complaining. Why can’t GEJ and OBJ probed the the period you mentioned.

Good question!
The stakes in PTF is not worth the economic situation at hand when Jonathan came in. Several times, the PTF files were brought forward for probe but d council of states adviced GEJ against it and he heed d elderstatesmen's advice. Now with Buhari's attitude, all d past leaders abandoned him, yet he wants to start a fight he can't finish and that could ultimately sentence him to grave. Perhaps he has not learn from how Saraki's battle was consistently sending him to a London hospital. Well, without brain, how can he learn?

Let EFCC probe PTF under buhari before Obj. Let them also probe Gulf oil money during Iraq invasion of Kuwait in 1992 before they talk about obj. Splendid. Buhari can't stand Obj in any form of probe. Obasanjo gave birth to EFCC. mtcheeeew

XhosaNostra:
Stop saying that! Food is food. You can't eat fattening meals all the time. My favourite "economical meal" is bread & banana lol.

Don't mind Nisai. It's not for d poor alone . Rich people take it a lot here. When mixed with milk, it taste better than cornflakes. Two brothers killed one of each in Lokoja - a state capital in Nigeria.

Great talk. Very great.

dairykidd:
Lolz.. these guys dey fvck people wives steady & those gym instructors too

Wetin concern gym instructor for this level. During gym sef, ur bodi no go reason dat kain level. If u tryam with any woman, u don violate ur parole b that. So we d hol side like kilode!

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Now I know how old you are. U mean u don't know it or just pullout ear?

AfroKnight:
Many girls have no problem being broke these days. It’s like a badge of honour now.

She couldn’t even afford a room. Later she’ll tell one guy “I’m not in your league”. Girl, even you are not in your league, yourself. Work till your account balance matches your appetite.

I luv this yan

yetunsbay:
baba oo

Yeah. NL has healed more emotional injuries than inflicting one. Nairaland is Africa-friendly.

Only in Lagos? Abuja excluded Right?

Rolly22:
Same way we guys feel when you ladies reject our advances.

Na lie. Guys don't feel dsame way girls feels. Ladies feels worse. Guys without money have more confidence self and if rejected, they opt for another one

U are not idle bross, that means it should be 50℅ easy 4 u 2 handle. I don't think a nairalander could find it hard to handle relationship issues any more. Anyway, one major way of dealing with such a scenario is: MIND CONTROL; whenever her thought pop up in ur head, replace it with Buhari sentiment or something negative. The anger will definitely turn her off ur mind. Although, emotion don't heal emotion, but REPLACE HER THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY WITH SOMETHING ELSE. Mind control is very important 2 u here. It's a perennial solution. See her as a cheat. Another way to torment her is, go & hire a call girl 2 visit u in ur office. Make sure she's Xtremely beautiful. Flaunt with her passionately and let go. If u are in Lagos, I could direct u to some place at (off) Allen avenue. She'll commit cidesui afterward.

She's a hair stylist at a saloon in ipodo, Ikeja. The argument began when Abiola dare her with iphone8 max. Her colleagues cheered her up while she wears d costume and boom! This is what u guys get.

It's easy for a lot of Nigerian youths to reference Dangote When riches or wealth is discussed. But d we may never know certain fact. We've 4gotten that in d name of becoming richer, Dangote has done more harm than good to Nigerians. For instance, he'd buy a company and liquidate it E.g textile companies in Kaduna. Dangote uses govt influences to subdue his rivals (ibeto and elephant cement), since Nig govt majorly belongs to his people-awusa.
On the other hand, Blacks are not future-minded unlike d whites. We're are a creature of its kind.Blacks are intelligent but lacks corporate wisdom. The comparison is good.

iLegendd:
Yeah, you're right. Though, this town I am has 24/7 (at worse 22 hours) free light per day from Agip and Total since 2005. Light isn't an issue over here, but that network that went off yesterday.

Despite light not being an issue here, I still purchased two gens — big and small for emergency and will also get a Luminous inverter + battery for emergency too.

Light and internet = life and wealth.

While

Darkness and certificate = stress and struggle for job.

Ouch! That should b PH, right?

I lived with my bro within that neighborhood some time last 3yrs. I mean Agip estate @ Aba road.
Anyway, all d best

iLegendd:
Since yesterday. I have different online businesses I need to monitor.

Internet/light is one thing I can't lack for 2 hours — I'll definitely run mad. If I don't run mad, I'll be angry throughout.

A huge percentage of my stomach is online. If not for that, I wouldn't have cared. I have more than 15 websites I manage as the admin and the developer.

If server goes down, I need to troubleshoot. If code shows error, I need to debug. With this, internet and light are mandatory 24/7. Now you get the picture.

Wow. Daz so pathetic! Work harder to improvise with renewable energy. It's d emerging thing. Nice hustle!

Sweettwenty8:
Take it easy, 'A problem shared' I've seen a whole lotta post where people post/share their problem to get feedbacks from sane minds, so I've done the same and in one of my replies on here, i said i asked and he said it was only temporary.. so don't be typing behind that cheap infinix/tecno phone tryna make me feel like its a wrong thing to post my issues

You are correct sweettwenty8. WHAT YOU REVEAL, YOU HEAL

There are two things I observed with this glitch:
1. He's addicted.
2. He wants to create a weird image of himself in ur mind.
SOLUTION
1. Go & learn how to cook d particular nature of beans he prefers. HAVE U EVER USED VEGETABLE OIL TO COOK BEANS BY FRYING IT MILDLY? Try ot!
2. Give in 5yrs from now, he'd have exhausted his antics and you'll get to know him better.
Be who you are!

AntiBalaka:
When Jonathan went on his knees to pray in a church, that devil El Rufai captioned the pic and mocked not only Jonathan but all Christians in Nigeria.

The twit was widely circulated and shared by many northern Moslems and some agents of shaitan claiming Christianity also insulted Jonathan for openly practising his faith.

Jonathan went on pilgrimage to Israel just once in his 6yrs in office and I recall the uproar and insults that that trip generated.

Every year without fail, Buhari and his wife alongside a retinue of govt officials travel to Saudi Arabia twice annually and nobody complains.

Now we see this heartless woman excersing her superstitious belief at public expense and same idiots that condemned Jonathan for praying to his God will be the same ones cheering this nonsense.

Yoruba and Awusa Fulani hypocrisy knows no bounds.

The hypocrisy in this part of d world ehh