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Martinez39:
You can feel sorry for us but stop crying it in our faces. We don't want your sympathy. Shove your pity up your ass.

You came here for attention. No more attention.

U nail it bruv

RZArecta2:
I wonder why Nigerian bloggers are fascinated with the laughter of our political elite the inanities we celebrate in this country is mind boggling I keep saying over and over again

Mtcheeeew, gerrout joor!

Premiumwriter:
to be sincere I recently started noticing that.

If you can get behind the makeup and all the yanga... You'll find very docile creatures that craves attention.

Most times the work lies in getting past the initial barrier. After that you'll start asking yourself if they are even worth the time and effort.

Lots of beauties but very little to offer

That's d army truth! They are bunches of bimbo. They succeed most times bcs we appeal 2 dia fantasy.
Look at Queen of Sheba, when she found out that King Solomon is a hardcore guy, she had 2 visit him instead. Isn't that funny?
As beautiful and intelligent as Melania Trump, Donald Trump put her in one corner. He (DT) seldom recognize women's smartness because, as I reason with Trump, they are gullible opportunist. I value men.

[quote author=Blackivy29 post=82191315]Personal demons i fight alone
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Yeah. And it's crazy brotherly

Women are not as intelligent as we think. A guyman can chat 4 to 5 ladies up at same time and still be cool. He will not hold on any of their chats for another day. But ladies.... pueh! I spit.
Men! Men!! Men!!! God has Blessed us. Psalm 82:6 really defined as.

Flyingngel:
As you rightly said, if Buhari is favouring the Northern part of Nigeria interms of rice production, what has the Southern Governors do concerning that?
Because the last time i check Buhari is not holding them to ransom? We are our problems in this part of Nigeria; until we come together, the North will continue to have that entitled way of life.

U don't know Nigeria and how d system is manipulated. The south has overlooked the games all d years and that is the Northerners keep winning. They may not hold d South ransom but know it that Whatever that's coming from d South has to b north-certified or else forget it. And another thing is, Buhari and his cohort will make this Yuletide very harsh.
The Northerners are ensuring that everything bounce back to them after all.

Bukola Saraki! The man after my Heart. I love him for everything. He was always a ringleader. He humiliated d almighty buhari, he held him to ransom, he sentenced him to hospital, and he protected d masses's interest in different ways. God Bless Saraki

NORSYK:
NIGERIANS ARE MISSING BUKOLA SARAKI AS SENATE PRESIDENT:

When NCC hijacked up Data price by 120%, senate president Bukola Saraki led Senate courageously stopped them.

When BabaTunde fashola approved the increment of electricity tariff, Senate President Bukola Saraki led Senate of the 8th Assembly stopped him & saved Nigerians.

Now, that they rigged him out, who is going to save Nigerians from this 7.2% increament in VAT?

I think you're a student of political platform abi? Anyway, we're on the same page with Bukola Saraki.

Believe him at ur own peril. Tell him to get u pregnant or else...... and trust me, u will see the gigolo do d damn thing.

[quote author=money121 post=82121480]U won go spoil Business for Dem abi?
Another xenophobia loading [/quote

Money121 tho bad gan. Ur mouth worse pass basket mouth.kikiki

Enlightening. I'll use this information to cause some argument in d cafeteria on Friday, especially amongst my Muslim friends.

healthserve:
Thanks for this information. Time to go study

Google "BLIND VAGINA" u might get something there.

MrBrownJay1:
...if that's what you think then why even kiss her or suck her breast?!

Don't be an hypocrite bro, you either satisfy your woman fully or you just tell her to manage just dikc with no kissing/sucking.

Show me a woman who REALLY cares if u are satisfied.

I raed something few minutes ago from a journal by a researcher from a university in California. It's called BLIND VAGINA. it's when a woman has a thick wall within her vagina, and it makes d vag to be short and this in turn causes severe pain during intercourse. The remedy is, surgery which if performed, both of u will abstain from sex for 4months

talk2tosep:
Actually we choose our fights..many have been killed and billions of properties destroyed by Fulani herdsmen..we only go for weaker opponents... hypocrisy...

U are on point. Geez! How do u reason in line with me? Gosh! We're afraid to unit against Fulani herdsmen because we are afraid of d Northerners but chose to verbally confront d zullus instead, every one clapping hands that we're united. It's undiluted hypocrisy

NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the man's travail.
A man can be everything to a woman.
But a woman can't be everything to a man.

Some are for sexual satisfaction,
Some for company,
Some for raising kids,
Some fo bringing out the best in you.
Some for emotional support,
Some as an escape.

That's why all men who know their onion are polygamous in nature.

No wonder u are always referenced. I think u have a mature mind. You actually hit d nail

donaldtruman:
I swear on to u that I give her #20k in d last 6 months every Saturday to make her hair and nails.
It's difficult to believe but all u ve read is d fact.
She makes her hair weekly.
Which is about #200k monthly with her #100k pocket money and dry cleaning inclusive

Even Beyoncé don't make her hair weekly or demand this much from hova

My good clue is, go to bank often. Ask girls to help u write big sum of money on withdraw or deposit slip on d claim that u 4got ur glass. Don't stare at them while cajoling them since u are shy. Then stand with 2 to 3 customers behind her and when u see her leaving, follow her and ...... Or
Borrow pen from girls and delay in giving it back, afterward tell her that u just want to test her tolerance. Be creative shaa

Let Kiss Daniel teach him how to kiss joor. Disgusting!

ebuk4real:


We really have a long way to go in this continent when it comes to tolerance. To make matters worse, our supposed leaders, who are the ones to help tame this scourge by providing quality education to her people, are the ones fanning this embers of intolerance by looting and depriving the people that elected them their fortunes. So sad..

What do u know about tolerance vs continent? Germany moved against France and Britain for 7 months and it resulted to wwII. This is not a function of tolerance.

Zombiekiller010:
what does porn have to do with this, did I state it in my write up that I'm watching porn? So as not to tempted and accuse of rape, that's why have been ignoring all of them

Gerrout! Wetin u d fom? Dey dia d fom don jazzy. If dem d see u with ur galfriend dem no go d bother u. Don't ridicule urself with these assholes. Get a correct bae and stop giving temptation, oshofre

Beads, bangles and anklets are for fashion especially in Edo, middle belt and northeast. You are not a complete woman without a bead in those days. But as for now, well I hope it still represent fashion.

Teacher1776:
So person cannot still spell bre@st in Nairaland? Which one is chest?

Walai. Which one be chest instead of burst?

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Fountainofyouth:
Kilonso gan? If the ladies dressing scantily and immoral whatever isn't approached by men who drool over them for diicking, how will they get knocked up and give birth to the next generation? Do you understand now?

POINT OF CORRECTION:
Giving birth is not thru diicking alone. Have u heard of sperm transfusion or simply, surrogate? U d learn!

Whenever a notice a quarrel been narrated in this form where the narrator appears blameless,that means he/she did not speak d whole truth. In a soap opera, there MUST be fault from both sides.
Meanwhile,
When and why do u choose to bear d name: ineeduradvice? Is it b4 d advent of ds beef with ur hubby?
Well, on a serious note ehh, d problem is coming from ur place of work.

WildChild00:
Yeah! The issue is that ladies should learn @ young age, not when they are advancing age. In the African context, it is seen as a tarboo, for a wife not to know how to cook, but in the western world, it's nothing to them, because the man can choose to eat out.

Absolutely.
But Africa is evolving. A time is coming or perhaps have come, when what a man desires from a woman is ATTITUDE and not food. In fact, food becomes secondary when good attitude is desired. One can always employ d service of a cook but not an attitude. Most rich men do that, I mean hire a cook

uboma:
Did PDP protect them from the menace melted on them by Boko Haram when they were in power?

Please stop politicising this matter. The inhabitants of the Northeast live in fear with each day. Our leaders (PDP and APC) have failed to protect the lives of Nigerians.

Are I Nigerian? U've 4gotten how they frustrated GEJ effort to curb this crime? No one is politicizing this issue. The Northerners are not human being when it matters politics. We can do anything and that's why this shit is happening. And u know what? d ruling class don't care.

WildChild00:
You might be right to some extent, "attitude" be that as it may be attitude can be tolerated to some extent, by attending a good counselling classes prior to the marriage, and perhaps the man can choose to ignore, but when it comes to eating good food, that can not be taken away from a man, you can image coming back from a hard days job and when you enter your house you can not eat good food cooked by your wife, it is an embarassing, the question is can a man tolerate his tommy? especially wen hunger keeps knocking.....

It sure is embarrassing! But the thing about cooking is, one may get it right some day. It happens. I don't know how, especially for a woman who admit that she don't know how to cook. But a situation where no one bother to tell u how bad ur food taste......daz awful.

MatthAnn:
Lolzzzz
Stubbornness is not an excuse
If that's what the mother has to say then I'll no other choice than to say it's the mothers fault.

She says that she hardly pay attention to kitchen activities. That her mum had often in times subjected her to some disciple but she felt that one day they'll grow tired and fvck off. Eventually that's what happened. It was not her mum's fault. But funny enough her husband love her and she loves her hubby but as for good cook or good food? taah! Na error