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enemyofprogress:
This mama nkechi sabi dance o

Enemyofprogress! Nice name

Mudisolo2:
Am creating an archive of all ubunja's miseducations on my cloud. my first son will learn how to read with that.

But love or romantic life changes with era and available information. So don't think he/she will benefit anything from ur archive. JUST LIKE OUR PRESENT KIDS IN DA HOOD DON'T VALUE 2PAC

[quote author=Charleys post=81120695]I can remember last year December the stipends was paid on the 24th of December. Considering that the whole of that week was holidays. I can remember my friend jumping because he had been looking for money to enjoy Christmas but he had none.

So then came sallah, they did not pay, but I said nothing because I thought maybe it was because it was a lesser sallah.



Asalaam!
U are wrong with ur sentimental sermon. My friend-Ibraheem works at d situation room, he's a Muslim. Jamilu is my hardcore friend-he works there too and a pioneer oga in d office. This is not d first time Npower stipend is been delayed and so, don't allow d disappointment to mislead ur judgement. I will be with Jamilu 2moro. We're hanging out at 17:59.

kmcutez:
Saudi Arabia, Israel and United States are allies. They are responsible for majority of the terrorism happening all around the world. Can’t you even see how Israel is oppressing Palestine. How old are you? Go do your research. Google is a good place to start. You sound very ignorant therefore I’m guessing you are a teen.

Do you even know why those three countries don’t want Iran to have nuclear weapons. There is a prophesy in the Bible that Iran will turn Saudi Arabia into a wasteland, especially Mecca by destroying it with nuclear weapons in the latter days, sanctioned by God. Go read your Old Testament. SMDH.

Also the Jewish people residing in Israel right now are known as the Synagogue of Satan in the Bible. Satan operates through them to rule the world. They control the banks, media, Hollywood, even the false religions Islam( worshippers of stone) and Christianity( Worshippers of wood). Go read your damn bible.

YOUR KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE BIBLE IS HIGHLY LIMITED.

daroz:
Must you people add Israel and USA to the rubbish happening in your religion? Why can’t you blame Saudi Arabia alone ?

I doubt if Israel or USA known if any body called Zakzaky exist .

That is ehn! If U.S and Israel did not exist as a country I think some people would have committed suicide. The Muslim apologist bales the two countries for their woes all d time.

R.I.P Salaamat.
Daz so sad!. I don't know why mysterious death knocks at ATBU during semester exams. My 5yrs in that skool, na God oo , either accident or something unusual. I lost two solid friends during my time and they were thru some horrible means. Yahweh Guide us. Amen.

realestniggah:
So Sowore just replace this guy in prison

Asuweh u are funny. Very very funny

dermmy:
it's like Iran does not care anymore at this stage. Their economy has been destroyed. I think she wants that war because she knows it would explode the whole middle east.

Exactly. Funny enough, Iran thought they could drag China (their apologist) into their jinx by continually depositing their oil on China reserve in Zhengzhou but China knew better that if anythng boomerang they'll shoot them off. China is their only hope in sustaining their feeble economy. Iran want d war but America is trying to cripple them from all sides before she strike on d offensive.

It's a trap for Iran. The west are committing Iran to more errors so that when they'll eventually descend on her, her apologists would stay clear. Just wait and see.

[quote author=Starlight10 post=80930154]Hmm. Brave guy. But why killing innocent people? Not sensible[/quotep]

Who is innocent in this life? What's ur definition of "innocence"?
In my humble opinion, nobody is innocent. The "acclaimed innocent" person is one who do not have an opportunity to do something else just yet.

Well being muscular is cool but d aim is not for women. Although it attracts d opposite sex like flies especially d sociable ones. Me personally do it bcs I want to be d best version of myself and whatever anyone feels is their own prerogative.

Whenever you lose something, you have gain something. And whenever you gain something, you've equally lost something. Oshiomole is all praises to himself today but he can NEVER get to Saraki's position. Oshiomole is evil and that is why this evil government has favoured him. Saraki will maintain his political relevance than him. This evil regime will certainly come to an end and we'll see who laugh last.

EVILFOREST:
She wants to get PREGNANT and pin it on you.
One was about attempting such on me but I was smarter, since I never TRUST LADIES....no matter ur looks.
In fact the more CHARISMATIC you look the more careful I become.
PLEASE, when you are done with these desperate LADIES in any hotel room, endeavor to leave with your used condoms.

Some go back shortly after leaving such places requesting that the doors be opened, claiming they forgot something. On getting there, dey deep their digits into the trashcans and collect these stuffs.

They quietly dash to the restroom, and empty its contents into their Puccis....

How possible? I still d learn walahi

U don't seems to know d history of IMN. Do u? Anyway, Atiku don't have a hand in it. If u are posting this crap in d name of attention, likes or comments then I'd understand. But if it's otherwise then I pity u. NL is a place where a handful of folks have chosen to pose Tom & Jerry, but that doesn't mean we're all dullards. So stop defaming Atiku for Juda's sake!

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Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

This is what u should do:
Next Sunday ehn, register for a testimony, and when it's ur turn, address d issue. Even if d mic handler or pastor shake off d mic off ur mouth pls shout out loud. I bet u, there are more people in d Church who are as well disgusted at such sight as u are. Remember d guy who made first class heaven with Christ on d calvary because he chose to speak up against all odds. nihil timendum est- FEAR NOTHING!

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If you want to debunk the creation story, try and be constructive in your opinion. Satan never doubted d Holy Bible in fact he quoted from it. Yet , here u are trying to make a fool of yourself in trying to justify a claim. You are not good enough. COME UNTO ME AND I WILL GIVE U THE LIGHT, FOR YOUR IGNORANCE OUTWEIGHS YOUR KNOWLEDGE. Poor you!

respect80:
It seems you are very dumb as a person, if not, how could you not know that the word " PEACE" and "TERRORIZE" are like two parallel lines which never meets?

I'm very happy to know that you are PAINED by the idea of having the Quran re-written to make it comprehensive to the terrorists out there if truly the Quran doesn't support their actions.

From what you said, it means all the people that have been killed so far all in the name of Islamic jihad are people who hated the truth and loved injustice right?
I would advise you to stop sitting on your brain and make proper use of it and you will thank me later.
The truth is that Islam as a religion has always constitute a source of global damage to humanity, it has caused more harm than good so deal with it.
Wake me up tomorrow and I will still tell you that the world would be a better place without Islam, perhaps religion as a whole...
Also don't forget to jump into the Lagoon if it pains you too much.

Religion of piss indeed

Khaleel is a bigot and u should know by his insinuations. Trust me, Muslim hatred for Christians is more deadly than Satan's hatred for Christians. They teach their folks from childhood how to hate Christians but Christians don't care. So don't go about arguing with khaleel

You can sell either of the following:
1. Plain & Pattern clothes. It's cheat, easy to sell and likeable
2. Perfumes & body spray; I'm a dealer and d profit is good. I supply people in schools thru waybill.
3. Lady's wear. That's one of d things i did while in skool those days as a guyman.
With ur phone, u can make sales faster than having s3x.
Good luck.

kingkakaone:
Lol.
I hardly use emotions to process relationships. I use logic instead.
There's this lady I had as a friend who turned it to relationship. She came over and before we could get close started asking me to have see with her, I ran off immediately and told her it is time for her to leave.
Days later she asked me why I rejected it and sent her away and I told her that sex is a blackmail.
She can use that sex to hold me when I already told her I hardly feel for anything or anyone. I told her no one is indispensable to me. I use logic instead of emotions.

She's still close but I told her to be careful because my emotions are almost non-existent.
I am not wicked but I can't be controlled by sex.
She was shocked.

I think we have something in common

krattoss:
that doctor just unleashed an expensive joke..

What if u or ur girl were hypertensive?

U need to see how sweat broke into my face. My gal began to suspect me instanta

delugajackson:
Most muscular guys out there have smaller testicles due to their excessive usage of steroids. It causes the preeq to shrink.

So its not out of place to see a statue of a muscular man with totally disadvantaged eggplants. This is reality.

Why would you imagine that muscular guys have small deek? U never know.

MY EXPERIENCE WAS HORRIBLE.
In my skool then, I bleeped a lady (just 4 d record-we call it) wtout CD & a wk l8r, I fell so ill dt I had 2 do a test in d skool hospital. When I went 4 d result 2 days l8r as requested,my main gf escorted me, meanwhile, d lady I bleeped earlier wasnt aware of my illness nor d test. Anyway, my gf was nt anxious of anythn silly since she knows dt I hardly fall sick. Well, when she and I met d nurse-at-desk, & request 4 my result made, we were surprised dt d doctor suggested I shd c him. When we met eventually in his office, an episode was unveiled. 1st, d Dr asked of my name and who my gf was, d next question was: DO U LOVE WOMeN? I said well, I've a gf who's here with me. The next question was: when was d last time u had sex wtout CD? When I told him (smartly quoting d last time my gf & I bleeped). I did not admit d Oda runz. He shifted uneasily on his sofa, stares @ me searchingly & nod his head slowly and said well, he'll like 2 talk 2 me privately. My gf was watching d whole drama was already in tears. The queue on d outside to c d doctor's office was election-worthy. When my gf was gone, he told me that I AM CLEAN. Bt my surname is dsame with his roommates' in skool days... And he lol mechanically.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
I laff out louder on d doctor's prank & collected my result. DO U KNOW WHAT? I was wiping d tears of laughter frm my eyes when I came out. My gal saw me, rushed and asked what d problem was. I threw my car key 2 her & took bike straight outta skool. B4 u know it I was in my friend's hauz. From dia I went 2 her house, asked some1 2 lock me with d padlock while I remain in her room. Having looked for me everywhere possible,she resigned 2 her room, opened d door & then I hid myself beside her wardrobe. When she entered,She was crying and praying & after a while,I jumped out.she nearly fainted. Anyway, I wanted to bleep her at that point and she requested that she must see d result. When I refused to give d result and instead asked if she don't trust me? SHE SUBMITTED FOR S3X & I WORE MY CLOTHES BACK, AND GAVE HER D RESULT.

Ur prediction no be here oo. Now dat they've won....

turtuga:
I deserve all the cursing oooo....
So as the update went, she came home on thursday i told her to leave my house, i gave her till monday to pack her things, immediately she heard leave my house she broke down, she cried confessed, begged, she is still crying and begging till today....
Her eyes where all swollen, she was begging that she doesnt know where to go....

I reminded her that i once told her that am slow to anger but qhen my mind is made up its sealed...

That faithful night was war oooo...she tore my clothe while begging.

Well i traveled and when am back on monday she should be gone....

U d annoy me.

seanwilliam:
a single-broke guy like me can manage 15k for food monthly by cooking. lemme breakit down for u.
rice 10 derica 2.5k
5 sphagetti 1k
beans 4 derica 1k
garri 8 derica 1k
semo + wheat 1.5k
gas refilling 3kg 1k
tomato paste +maggi+ pepper+onion 1.5k
indomie 1.5k
provision 2k
soup 4 times per months 3k.

I'm learning seriously.

Young03:
E dey happen to me everyday


At night I get confused on what to eat


maybe as from 10pm hungry will come and by then all shops have closed.


u will see me drink garriand salt

So this attitude is semi-everywhere??
At times I'd sleep off by 7pm to wakeup by 11pm and not in to chaw. Mehn d xperience no sexy atoll