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 Events › Re: Wooooyyyiiiiiiiii! It's Xmas, Make Some Noise! by Phate07(m): 9:51pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
190: Bro, all you have got is a crappy old Benz 190. So the chics aint feeling you.  They prefer cooler rides like my Infinity.  |
| Romance › Re: Marrying A Prisoner. by Phate07(m): 9:32pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
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| Events › Re: Wooooyyyiiiiiiiii! It's Xmas, Make Some Noise! by Phate07(m): 9:11pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
**drives back and picks up MzDark and Ivynwa to paint the town red.** |
| Romance › Re: Which Tribe Would You Not Marry From? by Phate07(m): 8:46pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
I guess I'll have to marry an alien then. |
| Romance › Re: Who Longs To Be Loved More? Men Or Women by Phate07(m): 12:21pm On Dec 26, 2010 |
Certainly women. |
| Romance › Re: Give Up Your Girlfriend To An Ex-lover For N10million.would You Accept The Offer by Phate07(m): 8:00am On Dec 26, 2010 |
[size=16pt] **pours stale xmas rice and chicken on Dsense white cloth**  |
| Romance › Re: Give Up Your Girlfriend To An Ex-lover For N10million.would You Accept The Offer by Phate07(m): 7:59am On Dec 26, 2010 |
[size=16pt] **pours stale xmas rice and chicken on Dsense white cloth** |
| Events › Re: Wooooyyyiiiiiiiii! It's Xmas, Make Some Noise! by Phate07(m): 7:57am On Dec 26, 2010 |
**drives in, in my new Infinity Jeep, and pours stale xmas rice and chicken on thread and drives off.** |
| Forum Games › Re: New Year Resolution Game by Phate07(m): 1:24pm On Dec 25, 2010 |
Stop eating fermented beans on weekends. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas O. Eku Odun O, Emi A S'opo E by Phate07(m): 9:20am On Dec 25, 2010 |
[size=16pt][center] May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wishing you all lots of love, joy and happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS! [/center][/size] |
| Romance › Re: Give Up Your Girlfriend To An Ex-lover For N10million.would You Accept The Offer by Phate07(m): 7:01am On Dec 25, 2010 |
^^ Deranged psychopath! |
| Romance › Re: Give Up Your Girlfriend To An Ex-lover For N10million.would You Accept The Offer by Phate07(m): 1:55am On Dec 25, 2010 |
Ok, we'll take it. Without refunds. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Merry Xmas To All My Ex. Dyt Mzdarkskin,mrs.eve,michelin89,odunnu,chibabe,etc by Phate07(m): 1:55am On Dec 25, 2010 |
I guess its that time of the month, again. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 9:22pm On Dec 23, 2010 |
Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water). Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank. However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky. When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen. The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today, he will be obliged to acknowledge'. So he calls Bakari. He shouted: 'Bakari!'. Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'. Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'. No answer. The Boss repeated his question: 'Who drank my wine?' Still no answer. Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him: "You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say 'yes boss' but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?" Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don't hear anything at all, except the name. Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen. Bakari shouted: 'Boss'. He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'. Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here? '. No answer. Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?' No answer. Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?' The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name. |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Get Someone Off Your Mind? by Phate07(op): 11:20pm On Dec 22, 2010 |
Oya go and eat human meat. |
| Romance › Re: Is It Good To Have More Than One Girlfriend by Phate07(op): 9:12pm On Dec 21, 2010 |
Actually, i believe in one man one wife. |
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