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[color=#E42217] **why is this dude so awesomely slowpokish? Beats me!** ![]() [/color] |
[color=#E42217] 190 bro have you sucked any willies today? ![]() [/color] |
[color=#E42217] Bro, this is 2011 and that joke is now stale and boring. ![]() [/color] |
[color=#E42217] Old man gone virile. ![]() [/color] |
Omolola1:[color=#E42217] End of discussion. But seriously bro, thumbs up to ya for this lil piece(though next time you should try and reference the original author). [/color] |
[color=#E42217] Imp [/color] |
[color=#E42217] Genius! ![]() [/color] |
ZIM DRILL:[color=#E42217] Well, as they say, each to his own. Thats why we are human beings with different and diverse needs, feelings and attitudes. When you under stand this, then everything is ok. ![]() On the internet you can see different characters and personalities. A kid of 10yrs, or a ravenous pedophile with access to the net can always claim to be a gorgeous lady and the eventual victim wont know of the deception. [/color] |
[color=#E42217] Dude is so awesomely useless. He should be triple sacked. ![]() [/color] |
ZIM DRILL:[color=#E42217] Yeah, you are spot on. In that case, it is then acting as a point of contact just a school, church or any other social gathering. [/color] Omolola1:[color=#E42217] Thank God, cos that shyt is for the weak minded. Happy New Year and welcome to better things ahead. ![]() [/color] |
[color=#E42217] ^^ What da heck? Dont tell me you of all persons believe in love over the internet. ![]() [/color] |
[color=#E42217] SMH @ post. ![]() [/color] |
[color=#E9AB17] But how can one love a total stranger? Beats me! ![]() [/color] |
[color=#E9AB17] Women are evil but still necessary. ![]() [/color] |
koolchicco: Bro, now you are getting it all wrong. Expensive does not always equate class or excellence. Btw if the chic aint got class, but has gorgeous attributes, i can always upgrade her. ![]() And i have learnt from experience to stay away from gold diggers. ![]() |
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Who you dey squeeze face for? ![]() Does it mean you are still hungry? ![]() |
What else if not local spices? ![]() |
This is irrelevant, a non-issue. ![]() Who da heck marries a wife for the sake of washing clothes? In this age and time? Beats me! ![]() |
190: Bro are you saying Mzdark has been starving you? Cos me dont understand. ![]() |
But who cares? The co mmon man in the streets? I doubt. ![]() |
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koolchicco: Zip up? As a bachelor? Hell no! ![]() Btw, nothing is wrong with cheap. Cheap doesn't signify bad or uncool. ![]() |
Mygoldie: Sweerry are you single? If so, can we hook up? ![]() koolchicco: Meaning? |
Joe and John are twins. Joey was the ownr of a dilapilatd old boat which sank the same day John's wife died. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John. "Am sorry to hear about your loss, you must feel terrible to lose her" she said "Hell no! In fact am sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad clack in the back and a pretty big hole in front too. Evrytime i used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy" The woman was so shocked to hear this that she was speechless and Joey continued. "I guess what finally finished her off was when i rented her to these for guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn't very good but they wanted her anyway. The fools wanted to get into her all at once and she split right in the middle. So you see i dont miss her. Actually, life is better without her" And the old woman fainted. ![]() |
How Do You Know If Your Present Affair Is Real Love Or Just Simple Common Crush? ![]() Matured answers needed please. ![]() |
Quite possible, for the weak minded. ![]() |
Happy New Year All! Its been a wonderful year at the clinic. ![]() |
But why do some people enjoy dating totally anonymous/strange persons? Just beats me. ![]() |
Single ladies, can we hook up? Please? ![]() |
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