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 Events › Re: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by Phate07(m): 6:06pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Omolola1: Lol, take heart. Its one of the disadvantages of the Internet. Atleast, it shouldn't happen a second time.  |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Phate07(m): 5:54pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Cold Play - Viva la vida |
| Romance › Re: 31th Dec by Phate07(m): 5:52pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
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| Romance › Re: Smart Guy Dump Girl by Phate07(m): 5:46pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Mr Cock, gerrout jor.  |
| Events › Re: Wooooyyyiiiiiiiii! It's Xmas, Make Some Noise! by Phate07(m): 5:05pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Gerrout jor!  |
| Events › Re: Wooooyyyiiiiiiiii! It's Xmas, Make Some Noise! by Phate07(m): 4:28pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Gerrout jor. Dense head. |
| Events › Re: Your Newly Learnt Terms In 2010 by Phate07(m): 4:26pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Yeah, the one that caused air traffic to be grounded across Europe. My bad, its quite hard to remember such a name, nonetheless pronounce it. |
| Romance › Re: How Do You Know When A Man Thinks You Like Him? by Phate07(m): 4:02pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
How Do You Know When A Man Thinks You Like Him? Which kind of tongue twister is this?  Cos me dont understand. |
| Events › Re: Wooooyyyiiiiiiiii! It's Xmas, Make Some Noise! by Phate07(m): 3:56pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=574186.msg7434239#msg7434239 date=1293720479]KISSES her roughly Peter file? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 3:52pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
A grammarian once woke up in the morning and saw his house on fire. He quickly called the fire service with his phone and said, 'Hello, Please is that the combustion officer?' The officer who is not well educated reluctantly said yeeeeeessss. Now the Grammarian said, 'Please gravitate here with a tremendous acceleration and gravity because a gigantic conflagration has engulfed my domiciliary habitation.' Before the fire service officer could search through the dictionary to search out the meaning of the words the whole house has been razed down by fire.  |
| Romance › Re: Who Is/was The Most Wonderful Gel/guy? by Phate07(m): 3:48pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
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| Romance › Re: Is Your Girlfriend Taller Than You? by Phate07(m): 3:43pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
No. |
| Romance › Re: What Habit/attitude by Phate07(m): 3:39pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Excessive love of beautiful things. |
| Events › Re: Your Newly Learnt Terms In 2010 by Phate07(m): 3:34pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
iice: Whats that? |
| Events › Re: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by Phate07(m): 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Jumped down from a two-storey building. |
| Events › Re: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by Phate07(m): 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Jumped down from a two-storey building. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 2:16pm On Dec 30, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Phate = the main character from 'The Blue Nowhere'. And he's male. Now go get a life. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 11:47am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Dude, i aint gay. Look in the mirror. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 11:44am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do." Jon says, "I haven't got the fingers."The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 1998. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?" Jon says, "Well, sh1t, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 11:38am On Dec 30, 2010 |
^^Go and play with your armpit hair. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 11:11am On Dec 30, 2010 |
| SOME NAIJA LAFFS! 1. He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am. 2. Pikin wey no sabi im mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother. 3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am. 4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest. 5. A stitch intime, dey prevent further tear tear. 6. Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem. 7. One good turn, na correct power steering be that. 8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque. 9. Half bread, beta pass buns and puff puff. 10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol ’ boy e beta make u carry your car go. 11. The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am. 12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat. 13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laff!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 11:00am On Dec 30, 2010 |
A begger was begging a rich man for money, he said, 'Sir,I have Asked 4 money, I have Begged for money, I have Cried 4 money, I have also Danced for money'. The rich man then asked him, 'young man why haven't you Worked for money?' and the man said, 'I am doing it alphabetically. I have not yet reached W. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 10:50am On Dec 30, 2010 |
A lady walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription". |
| Nairaland General › Re: Let Make A Shout To You Love Ones Who Are On Here by Phate07(m): 10:05am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Let Make A Shout To YouIs this English or Swahili? |
| Events › Re: Your Newly Learnt Terms In 2010 by Phate07(m): 9:54am On Dec 30, 2010 |
iyatrustee: |
| Forum Games › Re: Why by Phate07(m): 9:36am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Why is this thread so sick? And why is My Goldie flirting with another man? And why is 190 always lovestruck? And why is the earth not flat? And why is Christmas only once a year? And why am i asking all these whys? |
| Events › Re: How Can You Discribe This Year by Phate07(m): 9:35am On Dec 30, 2010 |
This year? Well, i'll say Momentous! |
| Nairaland General › Re: 190 Happy New Year Speech To Nairalander's by Phate07(m): 9:10am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Nice speech, but it is filled with arrogance. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 8:59am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Omolola1: Thanks sweerry. Hope you are having a blast. Happy New Year in advance.  @haters, go and sleep jor. |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Phate07(m): 6:41am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Now listening to Eminem- Not Afraid! |
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