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 Romance › Re: How Does One Regain Trust In A Relationship? by Phate07(op): 6:07am On Dec 30, 2010 |
Most people are saying Time is the ultimate key. What if you don't have enough time? For example, maybe she caught you cheating with another woman 2 weeks to your wedding. How do you get her to forgive you? How do you get her to trust you again?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 11:49am On Dec 29, 2010 |
eldav: If your mouth is dry, go and suck on a lemon.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 11:33am On Dec 29, 2010 |
The story begins sadly, Tony was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews.The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting, but at the end of the interview, Tony asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply. Tony did not appreciate his honesty and threw him out of the office. The second interview was a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears." Tony again got upset and chucked her out in a rage. The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch. He was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart, he was handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Tony was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?" Tony was shocked and realised this was an incredibly observant person. "How in the world did you know that?", he asked. The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f**king ears!!"  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 11:03am On Dec 29, 2010 |
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over a, n empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor. To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!" |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any Owerri Girl by Phate07(m): 1:02am On Dec 29, 2010 |
For what? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Omolola Would U Marry Me! by Phate07(m): 12:50am On Dec 29, 2010 |
Omolola1:Isn't it obvious?  |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Phate07(m): 5:18pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Akon- Beautiful |
| Forum Games › Re: New Year Resolution Game by Phate07(m): 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
I wish she will leave Assnal and become a Chelsea fan in 2011 . |
| Christianity Etc › What Do You Base Your Moral Code On? by Phate07(op): 4:55pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
This is a fall-out from a thread about provocative dressing and the morals involved. So am asking, what do you base your moral code on? How far can you bend it? Moral code = Right and Wrong, Good and Evil, Light and Darkness. "Morality pertains only to the sphere of man ’s free will—only to those actions which are open to his choice." - Ayn Rand. Mature contributions please. Cheers!!  |
| Romance › Re: What Physical Features Turn You Off In Women? by Phate07(m): 4:42pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
I have never heard of balls falling before. |
| Romance › How Does One Regain Trust In A Relationship? by Phate07(op): 4:40pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
How Does One Regain Trust In A Relationship? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Which Football League Is The Best In The World? by Phate07(m): 4:33pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
EPL! |
| Romance › Re: What Physical Features Turn You Off In Women? by Phate07(m): 4:30pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
mamaken: And when they do, they'll lose their power of attraction. And i will just simply move on. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Which Football Club Is Most Likely To Win The Uefa Champions League This Season by Phate07(m): 4:21pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Chelsea! |
| Romance › Re: What Physical Features Turn You Off In Women? by Phate07(m): 4:13pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Coolabbie: By big, i mean large bosoms. I prefer them tight and firm, and not some huge sacs. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hidden Faces Of Nairaland Sports Members? by Phate07(m): 4:06pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Nice one. Oya i wan see more pixs.   |
| Romance › Re: Do You Think Its Possible For A Teenager To Truly Fall In Love? by Phate07(m): 4:04pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Yes, love knows no boundaries like race, sex, colour, age or status. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Letter To Chelsea Fans by Phate07(m): 3:59pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Ok. We have heard you. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Bolton On Wednesday, 29th Dec; 8.45pm by Phate07(m): 3:45pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
3 points for Chelsea! |
| Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Spouse In Bed With Another On Xmas Day Or by Phate07(m): 3:31pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Well, i guess the neighbours will have to call 911. |
| Romance › Re: What Physical Features Turn You Off In Women? by Phate07(m): 3:28pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
Big bosoms and hairy legs. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by Phate07(m): 3:16pm On Dec 28, 2010 |
"The downfall of a man is not the end of his life." Like a Phoenix shall Chelsea rise from the ashes of its present woes to soar among the greats. So cheer up my brethren. |
| Romance › Re: What Does "A Forbidden Fruit Creates Many Jams"? by Phate07(m): 11:17pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Omolola Would U Marry Me! by Phate07(m): 2:29pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
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| Romance › Re: Do Men Cry? by Phate07(m): 2:07pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
Have never cried before. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mzdarkskin! by Phate07(m): 2:06pm On Dec 27, 2010 |
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