Kudos for all that you do Tammyanybody, nwanyiogwashi and everyone that drops actionable tips on here.

Does anyone here have Kebbi state and Osun state's FCC commissioner's phone contact? I'd be glad to mail you.

Thank you.

Rrchrd:
i base in Rivers State but currently in Abuja for job hunt.

There's ongoing 5000 employment in Rivers State by Gov. Wike
which you can only walk in to LGA & submit it(no online link)

*So I'm confuse if I should go back to ph & apply for it or stay back in Abj and keeping searching...?

Note:I know one man in my church in ph that works in the ministry of education which I think he might help to make my name be among the shortlisted,though not sure.

Must it be submitted in person?

Why not find a relative to help you drop the documents.

Bestlily:


Yes bake chin chin
You can bake or fry

Oh.

Bestlily:

Good business idea but I don't even know how to bake chin chin and it's not my calling. Daalu!!
Wicked people everywhere. I have a slot for you too .Norland you don't need to pay a dime


They have started work na...you for give me the correct update since. I have a link for you Npower...just 40k.

Bake chin chin?

Haba nah.

Seankhalifa:
yesterday... I just dey see people with APL... for FCC.. dis liv no balance...

Good morning bro. I sent you a PM. Kindly reply.

Gbriels:
AOLMAW after unlawful attacks of her esteemed members by a mod who knows next to nothing as regards what and what not to post here have decided to continue at the tower...our structure is still in place though, so do well to ask the official incharge... Chasteguy and ladyjane the heads local committee of friends with benefits, Number5 the record keeper, danxplore the FBI agent, mathology d secretary, and others
Sign
Gbriels
Coordinator

Ok. Thanks for the succinct reply.

It's been a long while around here.

Who is this panelist I am seeing upandan?

PS: Is AOLMAW still functioning?
I need a warm zobo.

Enrypech:
Who wants to learn 3D video animation with smart phone before APL drops?

I do.

ChasteGhuy:
saniya

You are a true local man, standing by his local woman through theories and disses. I am impressed.

donifez:
This thread ehn. Theories, supportive theories, irrelevant posts, funny, witty. Even the Titan called Atlas can't carry the weight of the theories here, worst of all very lengthy. Faithful future NNPC applicants, brace yourselves. Local man has no ability to can, back to my Ghost reading mode.

Attendance marked.

Gbyms:

Tomorrow is most likely for 1st folks

I don't know o. And we have all seen that the mode of payment defies all logics. 1st, 3rd, I am game.

Enireqx20:
Nnpc should send me extra tfare o... Money is needed in this area abeg. To think that everyone chanting " everyone will be paid" today almost gave me heart attack when I saw alert on the 16th....always "checking something" ... I even cried when I received alert...now lookatchyu people... hmmm! Issoryt...now I'm feeling like a senior alertee. If you know u don't need the Nnpc payment in your account, please send it to me, because I can recall people casting and binding alert

These July 5th people ehn! They just full everywhere. Pẹ̀lẹ́. You have sha collected your money too.

MissThaur:



I have not been paid yet.... 5th GT, 12:00

Relax. Perhaps, it is still being processed.

Lazarus just resurrect for here o.

Oliviajones:


Guy, were you paid twice?

AOLMAW FBI Director

femokleen:

Enjoy my sonorous voice and the lyrics of this fantastic song.

Clears throat...

Here we stand as a people
With one song, with one voice
We're a nation, undivided and poised
We will take our stand, and build our land
With faith to defend what is ours
Here we are as a people
With one heart, for one cause
We're determined to rebuild and restore
Where freedom reigns, and truth prevails
A land where there's hope for us all
A land where there's hope for us all
We're all we have, we'll defend our land
We believe in this nation, and we know we'll get there
We're all we have, we'll defend our land
We believe in Nigeria and the promise she holds
And that one day we'll shine like the sun
We're a great nation
Though we are many people
Different tribes, different tongues
We're united in our strength and resolve
To uphold the honour of our land
And for generations to come
And for generations to come
We're all we have, we'll defend our land
We believe in this nation, and we know we'll get there
We're all we have, we'll defend our land
We believe in Nigeria and the promise she holds
And that one day we'll shine like the sun
We're a great nation
Nigeria Nigeria
Nigeria Nigeria
Nigeria Nigeria
Nigeria Nigeria
Nigeria Nigeria
Nigeria Nigeria
Nigeria Nigeria
We're all we have, we'll defend our land
We believe in this nation, and we know we'll get there
We're all we have, we'll defend our land
We believe in Nigeria and the promise she holds
And that one day we'll shine like the sun
We're all we have, we'll defend our land
We believe...
We're all we have, we'll defend our land
We believe...
We're a great nation.

Written by Timi Dakolo

Femokleen
Enjoy your night rest as Sept 9/10 is highly anticipated

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Jarus:
Lecture 2

*** Hello wan tin, hello wan tin, tin tin tin***

***Hey, bros please change this Mic for me, not working ***

***mic changed***

***Hello, hello, hello...okay this one is working, thank you***

I will advise all local men and women to donate N1k from their reimbursed tfare to buy a new Mic.

***oya, lecture begins***

All protocol duly observed.

I feel honoured to be invited to speak on this auspicious occasion marking the eve of easymoney APL celebration by NNPC Local Men & Women Association, even though I don't like the Uncle y'all add to my name here. You make me feel like Methuselah.

As I did not have time to prepare for this lecture, let me just read out an article I wrote before the 2019 elections on Petroleum Industry Outlook Post 2019 Elections



***sips water***continues***



****another interruption: someone walks up to drop a small paper ****

***Announcement: Abeg who park Mercedez Benz 4matic with registration number LND419AJ outside, it is blocking one keke maruwa that wants to leave ***

***lecture continues***




Thank you very much for listening. I wish you all an injury free easymoneyAPL week.

Uncle Jarus, thank you.

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, it is my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread and subsequently, that of the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @Dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. It turned out that one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown, though some sources has stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed, came the invite for a cbt test. It is rumoured among local men and women, that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test all over the country in about 190 cbt test centers. The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators. He had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive, broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, bobowaje, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfreak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, kevlala, mogoogaipan, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe thespark, souljar etc, special mention to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja, Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. Its worthy to note that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja. It remains unknown if anyone took his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with overcomposure, sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sauces, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notably from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, bobowaje, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT theory was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that regard, to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper and he 'lost all his ability to can'.

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot soldiers, farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC HQ, Nairaland community and the Ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post, no matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time, and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence to one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mention to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention, all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info. This post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

You have done us proud.

tejiri4:


even top ogas don't even know

As in ehn!

The way a large government corporation like NNPC has been able to keep a big recruitment like this as "eyes only" for ọgas at the top still baffles me, I must say.
Now, 9/10 is not even sure.
It is well, we shall be alright las las

bobowaja:

Lol.... Me I no like wahala o.

The one you have been doing since morning is called what?
Peacekeeping?

22General:
Sorry to deviate. While we await APL, based on AOB. I have a clean ML 350 for sale. Give away price. 08030488342 for further enquiries.

Please for those that have called. This is a link to see the pictures.
https://www.nairaland.com/5398260/nigerian-used-ml-350-2006#81913871

See this thing looking like an oil bloc!
Just out 'O' behind it nah.

scobyy2007:
oga some banters here na joke Ooooo....dont take it seriously. Calm down for Jesus!

Take it serious ke!
When teaser4 and bobowaja(I know he can't fight) are here teasing anything teaseable.

uzoexcel:

lol...I will be VAR hopefully.

on a serious note though, why do i have this thought that assuming everyone on this thread is successful and we all meet at the towers, 90% of people will be afraid or rather ashamed of disclosing their nairaland monikers. except for respectable elders like u Jarus.

To imagine that all those suits and ties you saw at the towers come here to say things unworthy of kids is in itself disturbing.

Jarus:


For the attention of those who think it is getting too long to get feeeback on this interview. It took 1 year between interview and APL disbursement in the 2012 recruitment.

I know things have been fast this time, but this interview ended just last month.

By the way, I have not heard any update after the latest September update.

To imagine that the quoted post by xfire was posted on July17 an it was mere 300+ pages is mind-blowing in itself!
Guys, I would have said slow down. Then I remembered, Seun needs to make money.

Uricas:

You received? No message from this side.

I am not expecting 'this' type of message. So, I didn't bother to check.