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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 8:09pm On Apr 10, 2015
adeoti01:


Check ur typo again...wetin you dey spew...

grin
adeoti01:


Check ur typo again...wetin you dey spew...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 7:36pm On Apr 10, 2015
adeoti01:


Yafffinnn ya in *icelandic*
Dos security wey dey ur coy gate bah...dem go tell d delivery man say na Wrong address...cos go be strange to them...unless nah FMN or Dangote autos wan enter....na wetin dem knw b dat....

Leave matter for Mathias
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 7:08pm On Apr 10, 2015
Jamean:
Olori I of Uvwie Kingdom, Effurun, Delta state cheesy

I'm not a monarch from Lagos elsewhere tongue


Hehehehe...no be play play oh. We don go Multinational, dear.

No worry, ah go connect with some of my boys for your hood

Ah be Giant Octopus... ah full ground
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 6:39pm On Apr 10, 2015
adeoti01:


Oh boy....so una dey inside shell before....
Tot na chevron,cita,total,nlng or obax you dey ni...Jah saves you,else we for ban you today today...
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For ring...dem no tell you say I don drop my gloves...me no dey punch again...
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Na job I dey find now...dats y am on jobland...
You mentioned Lautech...pls tell me something about that school...
So you b Mech.Engr too...we don plenty Ooº°˚˚°o ...I go come ur side for Autocad,PDMS,Inventor,StadPro e.t.c training...
Where you sef...hope no be Mercury una dey Ooº°˚˚°o...
Welcome tho....
Ama coming for yah...
Block me for DominoPlaza as per....

You wan use Domino Pizza bribe me abi??

Ermmm...ah go try spare you...on one condition: I wanchu see Domino's delivery man at my office's gate on Monday. Kapich?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 6:33pm On Apr 10, 2015
beau49:



Ladies first noni....you(men) are supposed to be our protector shield....physically that is....lol


Just joking...I don't know why it is so but we likit cheesy

Why una no go like am? #smiles

Protector shield from the front or back
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 6:30pm On Apr 10, 2015
cc150615:

finally a ladokite shows up in this room,.... ok there was one but didn't stay long, Anyway welcome phetty, u should meet the queen of the room in person of Jamean..... nd many other lovely ladies...

Aside me, there's been an active LAUTECH Alumni in da house...show yourself now oh...or else....

Oh! Queen Jamean! Who enthroned you Awon omo onile ti de oh...pay your tithe before we impeach you

cc...something (ah never cram those figures yet), seems you were a ladokite too

[/quote] oooh i Did it!
Been an age i opened a new page #dancing makosa [/quote]

This remind me of a day in few years back when a friend was congratulating another friend that his post made the FP. I was like...what?! You win jackpot ni ?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 4:53pm On Apr 10, 2015
Ladies and Gentlemen,

Nice to meet you all

A question just popped into my head.

In the above intro, why do 'ladies' come before 'gentlemen'

No be man God first created ni

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by phetty(m): 4:34pm On Apr 10, 2015
About me...

"Phetty" is the sobriquet...

Graduated from LAUTECH...Mechanical Engineering

Single and searching...

Anda no wan lie again oh...I'm Engaged jor

Abi...wait oh...beauty and brains dey plenty here oh (guy...no dull yourself)

I've concluded to declare me #Single&Searching...

Am I working? Errmm...Yes...Halfly working

And to you, Adeoti01, thanks for breaking my shell...

We go meet for WWE ring
Hardcore, Caged fight...

Expect my ninjustu and genjutsu skillz
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Notore PLC #graduate Engineer Trainee by phetty(m): 12:21pm On Apr 10, 2015
Lero15:
what I do grin

#lol...was just taking into cognizant your admirable quality of 'gatejamming'

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PWC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2015 by phetty(m): 2:43pm On Apr 09, 2015
adeaks:
This one you guys are talking about interviews already when d OPQ just ended yesterday. undecided

Won't it take them a while before they send d results of d OPQ?

We know it will definitely take PwC a while - say June - before they send invites for interview. Requesting for tips now is just to assist those that will get the invite first so they won't be caught off-guard.

I'm damn sure the above info from funkystanl will so help. And to funkystanl, gracias.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Notore PLC #graduate Engineer Trainee by phetty(m): 2:33pm On Apr 09, 2015
faith2ogesco:
bro I dunno wat ur thinking o, but am thoughting something grin.In fact many things.so let's share grin

****Coughs****

Soon now...you go take up Lero15 groundbreaking title #Smiles
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Take This Job Offer? Pls I Need Your Advise by phetty(m): 2:17pm On Apr 09, 2015
Olutola88:
This is the Level our Leaders have dragged us to. Imagine an Indian coming to exploit us in our own country. I'm sure that motherfucking Indian is a Nobody in his home country but now a local champion in the so-called Giant of Africa. I thought they said we got Independence in 1960; We are nothing but slaves

OP, since you can't change the situation for now, I'll advise you accept the offer if and only if

1. You really wanna build a career in that field( Don't just be jumping around)

2. You are sure the job will give you the time to honour Test and Interview invitations from reasonable coys

Olutola, thanks for the second point. People didn't look in that direction

Indians are funny set of people. I'm really conversant with Indian companies. They can go as far as instructing the personnel officers not to dish out 'excuse from duty.' However, if you proved stubborn, they would show you they are more stubborn.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PWC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2015 by phetty(m): 2:31pm On Apr 08, 2015
smiley15:
All will be well people. For those with either first name or surname beginnin with "A", I will advise you start preparing for interview coz i guess it will be alphabetical as the verification test.

Funkystanl et al, for those with their first name starting with 'A', would you mind giving them some tips as regards the interview as soon as possible?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Notore PLC #graduate Engineer Trainee by phetty(m): 2:27pm On Apr 08, 2015
faith2ogesco:
tnks.one last ques tho. Ways d date pls.. BTW wish u d best
Faith...Are you thinking what im thinking?
Romance / Re: Getting Married Next Month And Nothing Interest Me About My Hubby To Be! by phetty(m): 3:31pm On Apr 03, 2015
Billyonaire:
...Life is not fair and we shouldnt expect marriages to work 100%, humans were not naturally intended to be married. We invented marriage.

So Adam and Eve invented marriage
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2015 Graduate Cadet Pilots Programme At Bristow Helicopters (Nigeria) Limited by phetty(m): 7:00am On Apr 03, 2015
Souljaboi1:



Omo Iya, I'm yet to get any mail ooo.

@ all does it indicate that I filled the necessary info during application, because I think I uploaded my WASSCE certificate.

I can't remember if I uploaded my O' level cert or not. So I can't conclude if that was the cause of not getting a mail. You may mail the coy to inquire.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Interview That You Didnt Scale Through Almost Broke Your Heart by phetty(m): 8:55pm On Apr 02, 2015
adeoti01:


Eeee...hold it there Ooº°˚˚°o ...
I don hear you...
Our *talk* na for field...
How's your side sha...
Eyin ti Engr Suresh...

We go meet for our arena
Phones / Re: Top 8 Whatsapp Features And Tricks You Don't Know by phetty(m): 8:26pm On Apr 02, 2015
XtraSmooth404:

lol no worry, when we reach PwC there won't be time for NL

I thieved from your optimistic thought, bro... Still gathering courage for that thing. How far with yours?

Heard it is long and boring as a day in a desert
Phones / Re: Top 8 Whatsapp Features And Tricks You Don't Know by phetty(m): 7:59pm On Apr 02, 2015
XtraSmooth404:
Not new... Except the call feature. Nice one.

Na everywhere you dey there grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Interview That You Didnt Scale Through Almost Broke Your Heart by phetty(m): 7:26pm On Apr 02, 2015
adeoti01:


Are you the *phetty* I know...or not...
If you release your copy, kindly end it with *the cool cash* you're earning now!!!
Watching you in 6D....

Cool cash?! You earn more than I do. Eyin ti Engr Frank...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is 80k Good For A Management Trainee Position? by phetty(m): 1:21pm On Apr 02, 2015
LaurelP:


50?

The percent is too small or otherwise grin[quote author=LaurelP post=32257978]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Interview That You Didnt Scale Through Almost Broke Your Heart by phetty(m): 1:04pm On Apr 02, 2015
XtraSmooth404:

we are waiting grin

Get ready to grab your copy...still brewing the scenes

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need Clue(s) On Bovas Group Of Company Limited Interview by phetty(m): 10:15pm On Apr 01, 2015
glow123:
finally guys...check your mails.. smiley

April Fool!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PWC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2015 by phetty(m): 9:25pm On Apr 01, 2015
ednut1:
observing, i practiced on shl today afta 20mins i closed d tin. boring nd confusing as F***. will mak sure i drink orijin wen i take d test grin

You're on point, bro. I took the practice test too...it was boring die... I just paused and hibernated my system.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ptdf Oil And Gas Field Training Programme by phetty(m): 10:01pm On Mar 31, 2015
Continue doubting o...so gbo ?? Same doubt wey no make me apply for the recent Unilever Internship program. They used Google form too

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Job Interview That You Didnt Scale Through Almost Broke Your Heart by phetty(m): 9:57pm On Mar 31, 2015
So far, I've learnt to include the 'usual biodata' in my CV. E be like say na the American style I dey use too. How come coys haven't complained about my CV though?

Still learning from the bosses...

My interview experiences come later...BEDC and Saro...Both were really heartbreaking
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is 80k Good For A Management Trainee Position? by phetty(m): 9:23pm On Mar 31, 2015
That being said, If your friend can save 50% of his salary conveniently, in my opinion, such offer is good.
Politics / Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by phetty(m): 5:17pm On Mar 30, 2015
Okaka27:
don't be ignorant again

just 9 states and only 1 is a Northern state.

just wait n hear Only Kano and u will see gap cheesy

No Northern state yet. Kogi, FCT, and Nasarawa are from middle belt.

PDP has unleashed one of its stronghold: Enugu

APC hasn't yet present votes from North. The SW and MB are neutral playing grounds for both parties.

So PDP, watch out!!! Sai Buhari

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2015 Graduate Cadet Pilots Programme At Bristow Helicopters (Nigeria) Limited by phetty(m): 12:45pm On Mar 30, 2015
Got mine this morning too...Alhamdulillah...Onto the next stage
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Is The Toughest Job Aptitude Test U Ve Written. by phetty(m): 10:30pm On Mar 29, 2015
Flour miils of Ng test I did last year. The numerical confused my brain to the extent of fumbling in the verbal (Imagine...where I suppose answer antonyms, I did synonyms, and vice versa)

cc : adeoti 01
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PWC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2015 by phetty(m): 2:41pm On Mar 24, 2015
Onto the next stage...Alhamdulillah

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