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Romance › Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by philip0906(m):
pocohantas:
Shut up!!!

Open whose nyash? Pricks like you keep claiming to have dirt on me. I take your erèctions beg you, be petty and drop it. When you guys have nothing else to say, you start claiming to have some imaginary info.
Lol...look at your running after me all over the forum.

I am not petty or a kid. It is between you and I so I have nothing to prove to anyone. I am only putting it to you that you are a nobody and a small girl hiding behind the anonymity of nairaland to form Don Corleon.

Outside here, you are a small girl without balls You are putting up a front in here to think too highly of yourself. You only find relevance in nairaland.

Like I said, just shut up and hop off from my dick, as you are still a small girl learning the ropes. There are atleast 4 million women in gidi alone, you can't stand, we will gladly allow to ride our d1cks...not you.You no reach.
Crime › Re: Uncle Kills His Niece In Port Harcourt (Disturbing Photos) by philip0906(m): 9:36pm On Dec 29, 2019
Lol...Port Harcourt!!

If the man is from Rivers, then it will be no surprise. Very stubborn, violent & agressive humans.

Who no go, no know.
Celebrities › Re: Jemiriye Adeniji Honoured By Martin Luther King's Family (Photos) by philip0906(m): 9:30pm On Dec 29, 2019
Toks2008:
I no dey waste time when I see curvy shocked

Now this is curvy.
Lol wetin be the difference between this curve and the lady's own? grin
Politics › Re: Buba Galadima Urges Buhari To Appoint Him INEC Chairman by philip0906(m): 6:56pm On Dec 29, 2019
Lol...mad man
Christianity Etc › Re: I Keep Seeing My Dead Nephew In My Dreams! by philip0906(m): 6:05pm On Dec 29, 2019
Chef2000:
Hmmn will you care to share?


I have had many dark dreams to the extent of me not being afraid of anything no matter how scary it is in real life....
He'll tell you tales and fantasies...He is a known joker in here
Romance › Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by philip0906(m): 5:58pm On Dec 29, 2019
AfroKnight:
cheesy Bruh! Why you do her like that?
Na mumu girl lol

She think say life revolve around nairaland (or maybe she thinks she's completely anonymous) Person wey no get level for real world. Na here she dey form Don Corleon grin

I just dey laugh am...You know that feeling when your neighbour who drives a camry tiny light comes on nairaland to lie about driving a bentley...I no dey petty else, I for open her nyash for here grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Celebrates His Sold Out Music Concert In Lagos by philip0906(m): 5:40pm On Dec 29, 2019
Lol

Soon they'll buy bentley with all una 10k ticket and oppress una for Instagram

Na gather gather dey form shit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by philip0906(m): 5:38pm On Dec 29, 2019
diggz:
Which try? Whenever that boy chooses to give away the ball...na goal situation him dey create.
I dey tell you. Na academy football that boy still dey play
Romance › Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by philip0906(m): 3:26pm On Dec 29, 2019
pocohantas:
I quoted you first, you get mind to quote me first? When no be say you no dey fear. You see as you cry for the other thread, so tey them delete your tears. grin
Oh now I am no more "carrying your matter for head" by quoting you first...now I don't have mind grin

I could have called you a clown but it's clear You're trying too hard smallie...Just easy on yourself. You're small fry for even the weakest of men.

I have no idea why you want to put up a tough stance on a faceless forum when you are a total subject to a niggah in the real world.

Just shut it and move on
Romance › Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by philip0906(m): 3:17pm On Dec 29, 2019
pocohantas:
I am not desirable yet you carry my matter for head? You see me where? Why do you see the need to keep mentioning you have seen me?

You think I will chip that in, if I have seen you? That should tell you something. I no send you o. Pussy-licking-alfa-male. grin
Oh shut your mouth!!! Lol

You quoted me first so don't think there is anything special about your pvssy for me to be "carrying your matter for head".

So just shut it and move on smallie...lol
Romance › Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by philip0906(m): 3:11pm On Dec 29, 2019
pocohantas:
I have always been with my senses. All your claims are unfounded. You are just pained you are not the man supposed feminists bend for.

Go take testosterone shots to up your masculinity.

There could be gazillion women that dwarf me, I am in no competition with them. All I know is, you Phillip with your PRICK, the only thing that makes you superior to women- can NEVER dwarf me. There are men and there are men.

You my dear, is very undesirable to me. We move...
Lol...Good you're outrightly coming out clean.

First thing you will ask yourself while thinking too highly of yourself is, are you even desirable by me? I was extremely confident telling you " There is nothing special about you" and that is me not thowing a jab but because I have seen you.

You can fool all your buttlickers in here...not for someone who has seen you (and your sisters)..lol
Romance › Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by philip0906(m): 2:58pm On Dec 29, 2019
pocohantas:
Show me one post where I have ever said I can do without men? You have never been able to, you are just a petty male.

I can only do without poor talkative men like you! I like RICH INTELLIGENT MEN, the records are there!!!

You spark no curiousity in me. I can NEVER bend for a prick like you. Chuchuchu like parrot. Dating you will feel like being a lesbian relationship. No single mysteriousness and masculinity. Always whining like someone experiencing menstraul cramps.

I will be very pounded by the main Alpha male. Not audio like you. Tueeh! grin
1. Good thing is you're coming to your senses of knowing you can't do without a man instead of the constant denials and lies. Whatever kind of man you like is your plate of watery beans as long as you swallow his cum...no one cares.
2. Ofcourse you must not bend for my pr1ck.There are so many men who will bring you under absolute subjection while you fall under their dominance...There is enough men and women for everyone to go round, so don't bite yourself too hard.
3. Lol @ audio and feminine talks...I am only putting you in your place. There is absolutely nothing special about your pvssy. There are millions of women in Lagos that dwarf you. Don't think too highly of yourself. Not even for someone who has seen you physically.
Romance › Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by philip0906(m): 2:36pm On Dec 29, 2019
pocohantas:
Stop crying jare. With your comebacks that are as weak as your erections.

Alpha male wey dey bow to lick toto.

Alpha male oshi!!! grin
Like I said smallie, you're small fry. You're the one scrambling to make sensible posits...you have delved into petty tantrums...totally understandable

But like I said, you be small pikin. Your elders for the game of denial, game of claiming alpha females, game of lying that they can do without men have ALL been humbled.

Some were crossing bridges secretly to collect pr1ck while some fell pregnant. Some screamed online about how men are this and that, but got married to same men.Head to instagram, some of your mentors are already planning how to get hitched for 2020, one of them today was praying she finds love 2020.

So you can deny for all you care, you have, you will still be pounded by a man and be heads and heels all over masculine dominance.
Romance › Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by philip0906(m): 2:25pm On Dec 29, 2019
pocohantas:
3. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT JUST ANOTHER PRICK.

Three basic things humans need to survive
-Food
-Water
-Shelter

Did you see your name there?

No be only Alpha na Omega.
And what has the 3 basic human need got to do with anything?

Has that stopped you from chasing men? Or has that stopped you from been pummeled, pounded or have your legs spread like bedsheet in absolute surrender to men?

You can deny all your life smallie, your elders in the game did far worse...

What's funny is you think you're some special pvssy? There are over 4 million women in Lagos alone classier, prettier, richer and more sensible than you are but still willingly bend under masculine dominance. You're small fry
Romance › Re: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by philip0906(m): 2:07pm On Dec 29, 2019
Weak men everywhere. When they tell una to be Alpha, masculine una go think say people dey tell una rubbish.

When you date a woman and she can't"bend her rules for you" there are two things involved

1. You're a pvssy nigga who can't dictate the terms & conditions of the relationship and can't break down her walls.
2. She doesn't love you and you were probably too blind to see this.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by philip0906(m): 10:49am On Dec 29, 2019
Moneystopnonsen:
Guy don't kill urself over a lash gone bad, she is just a gf. You never can tell what she does behind ur back.
Na who dem catch be thief

Faithfulness is mostly encouraged in marriage, because you are meant to know the dangers it will pose if u indulge in it, not just loosing the trust of your spouse but will also affect your kids if it leads to a separation or may be divorce.

So brace up gee, na nack u nack, u no kee person.

My advice is, if you are sure she loves you so so much, go and break up with her.
Tell her with an emotion laden face, that you want to quit the relationship because, had it been you were in her shoes you will do the same.
Whyne her with stories of how she has been the best ever and can't be replaced in all ramifications, u sabi her weak spot na, then give her a tight hug and pretend sob and tell her u will miss her, then go and never ever call her, or chat with her. If she loves u dearly in 48hrs she will be back by herself. But if she no love u my dear sorry. U just gave her a reason to justify her further hoe ability
Too much sense will not kill you!!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by philip0906(m): 10:03am On Dec 29, 2019
tomdon:
What's all this bullshìt. Why do men sometimes behave like idiots. Will you die if she leaves you or what??
A girl was disturbing me and kept calling and texting me in the presence of my gf hence I had to let my gf in fully, i showed her all my conversation with the girl from inception, and convinced beyond reasonable doubt that I have no feelings for the said girl, she suggested I should just fùck the girl if she's disturbing me that much but strictly with condom.
It wasn't as if I needed my lady's advice cos I would've fùcked the girl if I liked her and heaven will not fall but heck I don't, and I even almost did it but I backed out.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by philip0906(m): 9:53am On Dec 29, 2019
Skepticus:
cool

Your ability to quickly bed that random lady is remarkable.

As a man, never feel guilty for your high drive and sexuality. It's a sign of manliness.

You'll do well to apologize but don't over do it. Women react differently to being cheated on if the girl has better looks than them.

Let her go if she decided to hang on the issue and move on.
Ma n1gga!! cool

There are over 4 million beautiful women in Lagos alone. With that in hand and the confidence I have in bedding or dating atleast 20% of these 4 million beauties...NO WOMAN, fit make guyman fidget.

If I cheat on you, I beg you and you don't bulge, I move on immediately to the next beauty. The irony is most times, these women will gladly take you back...but your self esteem, confidence and masculinity has to be over the roof to pull this off. But these pvssy men don't know the trick.
Business › Re: First Bank Reacts To Failed Robbery Incident At Abuja Branch by philip0906(m): 9:37pm On Dec 28, 2019
phkka1:
[s]I blame someone who refuse to create decent jobs for the citizens.

Now you call them robbers. What do we call the ones in the house padding contracts[/s]?
You can as well pick up a gun to go rob a bank since they didn't provide a job for you.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by philip0906(m): 6:59pm On Dec 28, 2019
Shugargal:
Most women are bisexual in nature, just forget the pretence. if the lady is beautiful, just forget it. I Don wine am finish.it will pain the guy because he will be expecting me to be mad but I will disappoint him by changing the topic. I can't kill myself.. lol.
Lol...then perfect! My ex was bi. Had steamy crazy sessions with her partner and a number of girls approved by her grin

So if you date someone like me and you think sleeping with her will pain me, I'll gladly join the session and we all have fun grin
Business › Re: First Bank Reacts To Failed Robbery Incident At Abuja Branch by philip0906(m): 5:59pm On Dec 28, 2019
ZombieTERROR:
That's oyibo land
Here Buhari police will first shoot the hostages before asking questions
Lol...you just had to drag Buhari into it. grin

I'm enjoying the comic relief you're bringing here grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Do I Handle This Issue At Work? by philip0906(m): 4:59pm On Dec 28, 2019
@Jokerman

1. The school is yours. It's a business venture and not a charity organisation, so you have to OWN it and make sure it serves that purpose. You've started well by making sure ALL fees are payed into the school's central account rather than have teachers collect and die the money.

2. You have to be tactful and diplomatic when handling people with different personality traits. And this can mean firing staff at the right time, simply engaging them at the right time, rewarding them at the right time etc. That's part of people management.

3. Seperate business from family/friends...seperate emotions from business. ALWAYS have this at the back of your mind, "If that business runs down, EVERYONE will move on and you will be left to carry your cross". No one gives a hoot about your business and you should ALWAYS know when and where to draw the line, else they will gladly run the business down for you.

4. The major stakeholders are the parents who pay the fees to keep the school afloat, not the teachers. Direct 70% of your efforts into constantly engaging them, knowing them personally, listening to them. This keeps you at par with whatever moves the teachers make or even gives you an edge.

5. With the parents firmly on same terms with you, engage with the teachers and staff to make sure everyone is carried along and understands the goal and vision of thw school. Any teacher who drops the ball, who doesn't buy into the vision or who flouts rules CAN be fired and booted out. Afterall, they don't care about you or the business...soldier go, soldier come.
Politics › Re: Oyo Corpers And Workers Receive Double Alerts by philip0906(m): 4:41pm On Dec 28, 2019
Lol
Crime › Re: Abuja First Bank Robbery: See Faces Of Suspects Arrested (Pictures) by philip0906(m): 4:17pm On Dec 28, 2019
Monicaville:
When I see stories like these, we forget that the politicians looting our National treasury are even deadlier. But we treat them with respect.
So should we then let these thieves off the hook? undecided

How una dey talk atimes dey burst person head.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Buys A Bentley For Herself by philip0906(m):
Lol...Her ex husband's birthday was yesterday, a nairalander in here predicted that she would want to pull a stunt this week... grin

Looking for that post
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From Chizzy Alichi Bridal Shower by philip0906(m): 2:24pm On Dec 28, 2019
The number of actresses in this country outstrips the number of movies produced.

The interesting part is the ratio of female actresses to male actors is a huge gap in favor of the female actresses.

That said, this booty here, can be a safe haven for yahoo boys running away from SARS...just hide inside and you're safe

Politics › Re: Muhammad Nami Condemns Fowler’s FIRS Management by philip0906(m): 1:56pm On Dec 28, 2019
mushystuff:
@the bold: you have established that both parties are full of crazies including Buhari. You and the one you quoted aren't neutral, you support APC and love Buhari. Others for clear reasons dislike Buhari and refuse to support him so why the hate? How c8me you think you're allowed to support someone but others must be castigated for not supporting your choice? You should look in the mirror for a clear definition/image of hypocrisy!
You could as well put a gun to my head to force me to support Buhari. undecided

My post is simple...your presumed hate on someone, should not throw your common sense into the bush. I give less fvcks about a docile, incompetent president neither am I a supporter of any senseless party, but doesn't mean I shouldn't be rational in my thinking
Politics › Re: Muhammad Nami Condemns Fowler’s FIRS Management by philip0906(m): 11:43am On Dec 28, 2019
Simplyleo:
I just observe that anyone out of favour with the president is automatically a hero fo ipob clowns.

Fowler is now their hero
They love dasuki but hate buratai (both northern muslims)

They love zakzaki but hate Muhammad tanko (both northern muslims)

They Love sani shehu but hate Elrufai

They love Aisha Yusufu but hate Louretta Onochie.

They hate Osinbajo but love FFK (both SW christians)

They love Fayose but hate Fayemi.

They love dino melaye but love Adeyemi smart.

They love Ambode but hate tinubu

They love Obaseki but hate oshiomole.

They love Ikpeazu but hate OUK
Succinct!!

While the ruling APC is also a party filled with criminals and senile lots as with the PDP, it's disgusting to see people take sides just because of the pent up hatred they have for the man in power. It makes them exactly what they accuse others of, hypocrites
Sports › Re: Meet Efe Ajagba, Nigerian Boxer Making Waves Like Anthony Joshua by philip0906(m): 9:13am On Dec 28, 2019
ProudlyAfarmer:
[s]Igbo guys fighting hausa and Yoruba people for free...







..


Come and see another so called Afonja making waves here again...




Your own business na cream[/s]
Pathetic soul you are!!!
Phones › Re: Data Renewal: NCC Slams N2.8bn Fines On Telcos by philip0906(m): 7:48pm On Dec 27, 2019
GodOnlyx7:
It’s still 15k cfa for Mtn unlimited till now
Imagine!!
Romance › Re: Curvy Lady Mobbed At Ghana Airport (Pictures, Video) by philip0906(m): 5:39pm On Dec 27, 2019
Just negodu ndi nwoke

See how full grown men carry phone to video nyash...some are even running after the nyash like their life depends on it.

Anyways, even for thé most avid of nyash lover, this is excess and too much. Oyinbo go talk say, too much of everything is bad.

Nothing dey there, akpa nsi
Romance › Re: Bride Looks Very Angry In Her Pre-Wedding Photos by philip0906(m): 5:16pm On Dec 27, 2019
Lol

And she's pretty

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