₦airaland Forum

yarimo:
a tree can not make a forest

Who is the tree and who is the forest?
Your folks are the tree and they are also the forest so if Nigeria is this bad then blame your people.
Since independence you people have been ruling yet you remain the poorest among all. What a shame though.

yarimo:
are we talking shekau or ABARIBE bail conditions ? if you don't have anything to say please keep quiet

Northerners has choosing the part of destruction and they will be destroyed very soon. The monster your people created will soon consume you all.
Just tell your folks to stop flooding southern states for begging. They should remain in their cursed region and beg.

yarimo:
and your lord ABARIBE is not part of the Government

Abaribe is not the president, if the country is progressing you'll only give kudos to the head and if the country is regresing then the president bears the brunt.
Your incompetent Buhari should just resign already. Your people can only lead their cows they don't have any knowledge about governing a state.

yarimo:
sorry but he ordered anyone to be killed

How about your mighty shekau,how many people did he ordered their killing?

yarimo:
typical ipod shifting the goal post in the middle of the game

An intellectual would always reason in every ramifications but unfortunately your lots only reason along a single line and that is why you people have successfully plunged the country into a big mess.
Between you and I, are you happy with how your folks are ruining this country?

yarimo:
freedom of speech and expression is now stupid to you for now abi ?

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Your people are rendering "freedom of speech and expression" stupid.
Go and ask them why they'll do everything just to gag us from speaking out mind.
Ask them why they developed an itchy fingers so as to sign the hate speech bill.
Ask them why social media should be sanctioned just because their lies are been exposed on the daily basis.

Our next protest should be against the countries that are even borrowing Nigerian money. They should stop borrowing us money abeg, the ones we've borrowed we've not seen the impact.

yarimo:
that is court duty to tell if he commits any crimes or not

Then it's the court duty to request Abaribe to produce Kanu and not all this stupid Arewa forum things.

setobaba:
Hello Nairalanders,

I’m 30yrs of age, and I never for once consider getting married, I lost interest totally, but this should incase i decide to tie the nut, how much should I have in my bank account to be on safer side before dragging myself into a life time contract with someone else daughter??

I currently own a car, and managing a salon plus other bussiness thag comes once a while, I’m working towards having a building of my own before getting married, but you see the country is so messed up right now that building a three bed room apartment for yourself is so difficult.
Families and friends are dragging me to get married without considering my financial status, they all felt I have what it takes to get myself a wife......lol tho I’m not moved or shake by their claims but I really need to know this.

Can one settle down with an available balance of a million naira and feel safe?

If you recently get married here, can you pls do a cost implication of the said wedding and cost of running your marriage since inception??
Many guys are scared, I swear

There is no amount enough for you to marry, you can only cut your clothes according to the materials available to you.
If you wish to marry then I'll advice you get yourself a passive income and make sure your wife to be is also making money on her own, do not marry a liability that will solely depend on you.
Not all tribe requires a cutthroat bride price so you can easily look out for such tribe to marry from.

The earlier you marry, the earlier you'll sign out from responsibilities since your children would have been on a right track so as to fend for themselves.

yarimo:
offense you have never committed you said ? that means you are now the court. NNAMDI KANU has succeeded in fooling a lot

I beg of you to tell me the offense he might have committed please unless you want to tell me that a peaceful aggitation for succession has suddenly become a terrorist act while your brothers in arms all in the name of herdsmen massacring innocent souls are mere bandits.

The monster your people created will soon consume you all very soon.

yarimo:
how is that court business if NNAMDI KANU was attacked or not ? ABARIBE must produce NNAMDI KANU in court as agreed in the first place or go to prison.

So if you are been attacked by gun wielding fierce looking terrorists in army uniform then you'll wait and won't run because you want to appear in one stupit court for an offence you never committed.

Kanu is in the UK, if Buhari is man enough he know the exact thing to do.

olajonzin:
I met this girl in filling station near my working place..I like this girl ...so..I collected her number..we started talking on phone and what sapp...so..I tell her how much I love her ....if she can be my girlfriend...after much talk and Chating with her she finally said we can only be friends...so..I just leave her matter for one side...cos ...I tell her I can't be with her..I only want a relationship with her...I still show her a little care make she believe say ...I will take care of her..this girl still insist that we should be friend...she now chat me up one day..she will be going to school.. If their is any amount of money I can help her with..for school provision and all that ...so I tell her that I am not that financial buoyant..only...if she can wait till end of this November ending. If I can hustle some cash to give...and she said is that a promise from me...and tell her that...I don't promise people cos I don't kwn what tomorrow hold for me...ever since then she gave me a little attention by being the one to chat me me up first..we chat up and all that..I have always be the one to call her ..she never call me...even the day I sent her her 500naira recharge card..she never call me ....she just send a text to me on WhatsApp that she have seen the card I sent to her... So..I complain to her why she never call me...she said..she don't like calling guys...only her mom and dad she always call...since then I have not been chat ing her up like I use too...is it a good idea to leave her and move to the next girl available. .cos. .I hate wasting my time on girl that is not serious... I need your advice on this ...please don't mind my rubbish english

They are all the same.
The "urgent 2k" crew.
How on earth would she ask for a support to buy provisions to take to school even when she hasn't said "yes" to your proposal? I guess you buying those stuffs would serve as her "acceptance fee" into some relationship.

Coneheadyutes:

Op, do you need more gworo to chew?

Besides, Abia state will forever pass and trump all states outside of the south east in terms of academics and intelligence. Our Abia no dey your level.

Cc haccord

Academics and intelligence? But to what end has that led them?
A times common sense do surpass academic though, I guess the leaders in Abia are really economical with common sense.

Before this one will speak out she must have been deceived so many times.

CalliDora1:
Long post. Please bear with me.

This trait seems to be common among some Nairaland men (with apologies to all the men here though) cos I never really experienced such attitude with men ive met offline. So don't know whether they have a nairaland men's association (not the red pillars or mgtow kinda thing though) where they agree to behave likesome. The way they reason sometimes just baffles me.

Ok. So, I met someone here as a friend and I wanted it to stay that way. Along the line, he wanted more than just friendship but I just kept dodging because I don't want any issues as he's a good friend (a born again) and I like our friendly chats and all that. So didn't want anything serious that could jeopardize that but he kept pressing on and stressing until I naturally began to feel relaxed (against my wish) you know how that constant checking on someone tends to make one want to compromise their Stance. So I sort of got trapped.

Now here's the issue. He would always want to know about my biz and job. If I went or not. So I decided to test him. He would always call and ask if I've eaten. So that day, I said no (was fasting) but didn't want to divulge it to him that I was fasting. He called later in the day and asked again, I said I've not eaten, he dropped. I now felt he prolly thought I wanted him to feed me huh??.. I observed he reduced his calls. Third day he called and asked again, I said no. And he said "na wa o" I was like why, he said I'm sorry I can't help. Huh?? I don't remember asking him so I decided to play along. He called in the evening, I still said I've not eaten ( cos I had not broken my fast then) and he said I'm sorry ( I was just laughing within). I asked him, for what? he said because he couldn't help. And since then he stopped calling only to chat after a week to ask if the biz I was pursuing was through. I ignored him and for two months no contact.

Just last night he chatted me up again asking if I've resumed work and I said yes. he then asked if he's free to call me bla bla. And since last night hes been trying to keep up chats but I'm kinda cold towards him and he asked why I'm so cold. Acting like nothing happened.

Now, this is what I feel. so if someone is truly dying of hunger (God forbid) you'll abandon the fellow? or that they can't date someone who's biz is shaky or has not resumed work due to a global crises that affected everyone? I'm not saying anybody should carry someone else's burden ( there was really no burden anywhere as God has been faithful.) but I don't understand what actually played out there and why he's all of a sudden interested again after learning I've resumed work. I don't just understand because I don't want to be rude. Was that a right thing?

I'm really confused here because.. I mean.. I never asked you to help me with anything but being there would have been enough. Calling and chatting would have helped me scale through the bordom I felt that period of compulsory break from work and biz but he went into Oblivion even when I never placed any demands on him.

I bow to men and the way they reason o.

You'll do just the same when you feel helpless helping someone's situation. I've heard countless replies like" shey nah call we wan chop" even after you've tried to show concern about a situation by calling when calling is the only thing you can offer at that particular time.

The truth is that most guys know the exact thing to do but what we don't know how to do is how best to please a woman.
I've had my experiences too, I once met a serving corper whom I do call just to check on her well-being. There was a day I called her and she told me she's at home of which she ought to be in her ppa, I asked her why she's home and her excuse was that she doesn't have the tfare to and fro her ppa. I called her the second day just to hear the same excuse again and I was really in pain not been able to help. I had only 2k in my account then and I immediately asked her to send her account details, I actually sent her the whole 2k but up till date no thank you from her. So I guess she felt the money is small or perhaps I've been taken for a ride sha.

When you can't help then there's thing shame that always creep in and the best thing to do is to withdraw until the air clears out so don't blame the dude please.

Girl of that age are still very much naive. Allow her come of age please.

Couragejay:
bro to me is an insult ok

Then leave her to dress herself up nah. She has the option of going home naked if she refuse dressing herself up.

PrinceGallant:
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In the past few days I have seen cases of gun shot wounds referred from the FMCs around, all are originally northern residents in the Southeastern part of the country who had to escape when IPOB members unleashed mayhem on Northern residents. I have had close interaction with these patients who narrated their ordeal, how lucky they were to escape with such degree of injuries and how others have been very unlucky and even lost their lives..

It then baffles me how certain citizens of this country have occupied themselves, incite others to violence on a massacre that never happened but turned blind eye on what actually happened. I’m amazed though at the silence from the usual quarters and how the social media and other media platforms have remained silent and non vehement in reporting the killings and destruction that happened in the Southeast whose victims are originally Northerners...

To say it loudly and clearly Nigeria is a despicable country with different shades of bigots whose humanity only come to the forefront when there’s politics to be played with the loss of lives and yes politics was played with the events in Lekki as championed by conflict entrepreneurs, merchants of hate and fake news and mercenary enforcers who seek to profit from violence.. Same people who were verbose about what never happened in Lekki looked on while carnage was taking place in Rivers and the Southeast, a brand of hypocrisy that stands very tall and walks erect.

Indeed Our sense of justice and fairness is lost while we allow bigotry and hatred to define our humanity....
We all have a choice to make about the type of society we want; whether we want a just and peaceful society that treats every Nigerian equally irrespective of their religion, ethnicity or region; or we want the type that allows us to feel some lives are worthless because they belong to a region, a religion or ethnic group. Surely we can never have it both ways.

You said its unreported then how come you are reporting it now? Don't just start what you can't finish please.
Even when the south easterners were busy agitating the Nigerian army got wind of it and launched operation crocodile smile abi nah pyton dance. So how come nobody heard about your proported killing but only you.

Just imagine the kind of people these kidnappers are kidnapping, Nigeria is indeed finished. The kidnappers would soon start knocking on people's door so as to kidnap them.

His height is cool nah.

Oluboh:
Fact about Democratic leadership in Nigeria.

We have North and southern region in Nigeria, each wth three (3) geopolitical zones.

South presidency:
Obj (SW) = 8 years as President
GEJ (SS) = 6 years
Total = 14yrs.

North Presidency:
Late Yar’dua (NW)= 2yrs ( even dou he was only healthy and active for 1yr, JEG was in acting capacity for 1 year b4 his demise.
PMB (NW)= 8yrs( If God keep him to complete his tenure by 2023)
Total will be 1+8 = 9yrs, let even say 10 yrs.
The implication of this is that the North is in deficit of 4yrs even though the more populated region.

By this calculation, who deserve presidency between North and south come 2023, God’s willing?

Now let consider overall villa Ocupant considering the six (6) geopolitical zones:

SOUTH
South West:
President= 8yrs(OBJ)
Vice President =8yrs(PYO)

South south:
President = 6yrs (GEJ)
Vice President =2yrs (GEJ)

South East:
President= 0
Vice President =0

NORTH:
North west:
President = 10yrs ( Late Yar’dua and PMB)
Vice President= 6 yrs( Sambo)

North East:
President= 0
Vice President = 8yrs (Atiku)

North Central :
President= 0
Vice President =0

Considering the imbalance between North and South Presidency, the North will have to retain presidency come 2023.
Coming to the North, the preferred zone will have to be either Northeast or North central.

Considering the recent agitation for youth presidency come 2023, North central will be the preferred zone. Except if we are ready to gamble with the esteemed position of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

You be the judge but the truth have been laid before you and the general public to ponder upon.
God bless Nigeria.

For your mind now you don analyse am and e don sweet you for mind.
Abeg all those dem Gowon, Shagari,Buhari(military regime),Babangida,Abacha,Abdusalami shey dem no be abokis?

The truth is that the northerners has been running this country from day one and they have succeeded in running the country aground.
Buhari will be the last of his kind cos no aboki will ever smell that seat again!

The moment you discovered church to be a scam then nobody will advise you to drop out cos you'll automatically drop out by yourself.

Kemistri4:
Share it with us nah

A block buster that would fetch millions of Naira can't be shared here. I won't even trust a non certified director with my movie.

I need a good producer, I have 2 block buster stories that needs to be put to movies.

jneutron4000:
That is what you noticed, cos we want it so, we dont make noise on how we decimated the enemy, we love to show you what they did to us cause that is what we want you to see.

Lol...
Nah only mouth una dey get.
Una agbero fighting style no fit help una.
How person go wan fight come first dey pull cloth? After cloth pulling him go dey run upandan dey look for bottle abi stick.

jneutron4000:
[/s][s]Keep quiet and stop dragging your irrelevant igbo self into battle that you are not involved in. Both Hausa Fulanis and you Igbos are not our ally. This battle is to deal with the Hausa Fulanis, when you misbehave too, we descend on you.

I've noticed that anytime there's a fracas between the Hausas and the Yorubas: the Yorubas seems to always have more casualties.

For every crime committed by a Nigerian/Biafran I will always blame the government.
"The hands that beat a child must also have ears to listen to the cries" A hungry man is an angry man.

If dem like make dem call am anything dem like, spaghetti nah spaghetti.

Hassanmaye:
Wicked read translation chapter 2 verse 19

What has "translation" got to do with this?
As long as the northerners has refused to speak up against their leaders then why should a southern be in position to assist someone who won't speak against oppression?