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I'm getting confused here, I understand that male martyrs get to have 72 or so virgins when they get to paradise. What do all these female suicide bombers stand to benefit from killing themselves?

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osaslord500:
Datz if dey don't change their boxers, bt girls panties smell on daily basis.

I'm sure you got a mother and sisters. Seems you're speaking from a personal experience.

dhardline:
This is the 3rd most popular pagent after Miss world and Miss Universe.

I thought miss world is supposed to be the most beautiful girl in the world and miss earth, the most beautiful girl on earth and miss universe the most beautiful girl in the universe. Please can someone explain to me the difference between earth and the world. Additionally, i think that if they are all the same, then it means that at least two of them are not actually the most beautiful girl in the world/universe /earth. Thanks. Yours sincerely faithfully.

masquellett:
Lolz. Carry ur frustration go somewhere else jare. I don't have time for rats like u

Bro, don't worry, I'm really happy for you.

Hope it makes you feel better now OP, at least you've managed to find someone who you're less "dirty" than.
Besides, what do you expect us to do with this useless piece of info. Oh! You want us to rejoice with you on this misfortune that befell a lady you met on the bus today.

Nigerian Economy : You have two cows, you sell both: Where's the money?!!

jideprof:
How Would You Feel If The Work That Took You Years To Complete Is Being Gotten For Free When U Have A Price Attached?


#NobodyHolyPass

Seems like you're missing the point. I'm not the author of the article. I'm just reposting what the OP posted on his blog for the benefit of those who don't have the time to click on the link. Hope I'm clear enough.

HOW TO DOWNLOAD PAID APPS FREE ON PLAYSTORE [BEST METHOD]

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. GetApk will give you access to download any paid apps and games from Play Store for free!.
Simply follow the step-by-step guide below to download paid apps from Play Store at no cost!
» Download the GetApk Market here.

» Install GetApk on your Android Device.

» Then, open Google Play Store app on your phone.

» Search for your desired paid software that you have been dreaming to get.



» Scroll down the page and click on the SHARE icon,in the next pop up click on GETAPK MARKET,the app will automatically open.





» Click on GET at the top right side, and a new window will display to you



» Click on the first or second link



» Allow the shortening url to redirect to the download page, then scroll to the right side at the top and click on SKIP THIS AD

» Your paid app will then start the downloading for free.

NOTE.there are some cases whereby the app wont be able to download anything. All you to do is click OPEN IN BROWSER at the top right corner of the page.




Choose your desired browser or downloader in the pop up that comes up next



After choosing your desired downloader,wait for the ad page to redirect and then click SKIP THIS AD,



Hope this information helps?

I just don't know why I like this man.

Who cares!



















Oh! Sorry, seems someone cares.
Guess who.









































NOT ME.

Structurez:
Yesterday on nairaland, I saw a post by someone named Quizmillionaire, I clicked on their signature, I landed on their website and had a live chat with a guy named John. I love quiz and trivia so much and here was a website where I can win lots of money answering quiz questions. I had my doubts as I have never come across such a gaming website before, but I decided to give it a try and in the process of playing, I mistakenly choose the 7 questions format instead of the 5 questions format I had intended. It all happened too fast and questions started showing up. The first questions were not so difficult but the final three were tough and I simply guessed right three times! A page came up that said I had just won N 200, 000. For a minute I did not know what to expect. I simply entered my bank account details in the provided field and was restless. To my utter amazement, four hours later I got a credit alert for N 200, 000! I still could not believe what was happening, I logged into my Internet banking platform and there it was! N 200, 000 credit from Aleph Intellectual Entertainment. I got a congratulatory email from them, They said they were a new skill based gaming company and that I was their very first winner. I promised to tell everybody I come across about them for a month, hence this post. Their website is [url]quizmillionaire.com[/url]. THEY ARE GENUINE!

Wow! Interesting. But how much would you pay me per visit to that useless site.

Do you have a small peenis?

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. This story is hilarious to me. Approximately, how old was she? The sad part though is, she might end up getting raped.

And what's so LMFAO about this? Is it your idea that she might end up being raped. Too bad if that's what you wish for her.

Ok, if i say she's not fine, people will call me bad belle

When it hits front page I will comment

Tunde goes to school

Wow

I thank God for my life.

prettythicksme:
u're one of d ungrateful guys i am talking about!!

***IGNORED***

prettythicksme:
Here to read comments ungrateful guys

very stupid comment - no offense. So you think the girl did the guy a favour.

Somebody Help!!! I don't seem to find anything funny again these days.

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Cul4real:
PLS LET SOMEONE HELP ME, DOES WINDOW PHONE HAVE “GOOGLE PLAY STORE“? THANKS.

Yes. It sure does. It also has a boutique, Microsoft night club, and a spacious car park. Lest I forget, it has an i-restaurant that offers free meals every Tuesday night.

ugoezeik:
bro ur article is as straight as my dick when it rises up. d fact is dat I use Samsung galaxy dual n no much apps but I av find it difficult to update 3 major apps on my phone which is: fb, google play, Google plus n twitter. d fact is dat I dnt hav much apps and why it hurt most is dat d phone itself has 8g inbuilt memo plus 2g I inserted. oops am opting for windows. but bro which window fon can u suggest for me

I will personally recommend a lumia 820 so that when you get frustrated with it after about 3 months, you can sell it to me for a giveaway price and I can sell it to the next sucker that has money.

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deewhylaf13:
Guys.., pls beware of dis advert anywhere. dey
are hungry people, people dat will never eat d
fruit of dia labour in life. dey only use d advert
to dupe people. I was a victim. may u guys
never av peace..... still wondering if dat 1k will
deliver u from ur poverty

you wan chop mtn, now they don chop you!! Ha Ha!!!

For me it's the front profile, rims.