Believe me, I've seen dumber apps. A lot of them.

PAGAN9JA:


Sharrap!!!! Your jesus is powerless. He cudnt save himself. What will he save us?! You need Amadioha in your pathetic life.

you must be thinking that you made a very funny and witty comment.

So sad

HeeeHeeeHeee... HaaHaaHaaaa, Very not funny.

Only and only if you can pay me just N50 per visit, then I will visit your blog. Just N50.

preshuzpearl:


Heyyy. Am the one in a fix here and looking for help. I'm being honest about my feelings and in no way am I justifying them. I cant help it okay?

so what exactly do you want us to do for you now? Be specific.

Seun:
Dude, I was just joking. Relax.

You even got time to reply the party spoiler, you should have just given him an eternal banmation. Ok that was another joke there.

mcdreeezy: I can relate with this OP, this girl in the next department use to do a lot of them to me like staring, taking my fone to view the pictures and et al.

There was a day I was goin home after lectures, I was in the midst of some frnds, we all leave skul together. As we were nearing the gate, this girl called me and said she wanted to see me. For my mind I was like chai which kind tin be dis, abeg make dis girl no waste time oh cuz my padi no dey wait for me. I went to meet her and I was like wtsup, she said she's fine. She said she called me bcuz of two tins and I was like what are they? She took me back inside to a hall where we were alone and then she told me abt a test we wrote which a lecturer seized our scripts (d lecturer said we copied each other and wanted us to see him). After much deliberations, (time had gone) I asked her if that was all, after much silence and staring, she said yes. In my mind I was like, is that why she took all this time and brought me here? Mehn like say I wan do the babe bad tin for dat hall, she go gree wella.

I jux waved it off, we left the hall and I feel she wasn't happy. Maybe she xpected me to see the signs and man up to ask her out but I jux didn't want to, I dey give girls space. I felt twas jux a crush and she'll get over it (no be say I too fine o, me sef get pple wey I dey crush on). I later ended up runnin on the road jux to catch up with my frnds (twas quite a distance) and the heavy polybag I was carryin didn't help matters, that incident was really awkward mehn. This happened last month, she must have gotten over it by now. She's a great person

I jux say make I share my xperience, happy Independence in advance

So what makes you think we're interested in your so called experience?

MissMeiya: What a self-centered ásshole!! HE'S having a hard time??'? What about the families of the deceased and injured??'??

I'm stunned! What an áss!

I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

phadat:
is that the meaning of okwudili, tried asking around for the meaning and got lots of interpretation and I thought okwu in Igbo is word guess that name is confusing

Okwudili(chukwu) simply means let the issue (okwu) be for(dili) for God(Chukwu) . Okwu means speech, word or matter/issue depending on the context in which it was used.

VivyGift: What is the meaning of Chekwube?

Hope

simplynola: I have 2 neighbours, one is Otakagu and the other sounds like ozubechukwu or is it uzubechukwu. Kindly decode the meaning pls

Otakagu could literally mean "bites like a leopard" ozubechukwu - though I'm not sure - could mean "God's direction"

Got to any market that sells building material where they sell tiles. ask them for "Acid" used for cleaning tiles. Acid . thats what they call it.

lanrefront1:

I tire for all these people on Nairaland.

Everyone knows this. That Boko-Haram now has ties with other terror groups, that it is finance from foreign elements.

it was not like this when Bokoharm started. Boko-Haram of today is different from Boko-Haram of 2011. The aim of the Northern elites was to force Jonathan to give up the PDP presidential slot so a Northerner can become President according to the agreement claimed to have agrees upon in the party.

Then Boko-Haram was also used to target Christians. Even the traditional elites like the Sultan etc were in support. At that time, you will never hear them speak evil of Boko-Haram.

But today the organisation is no longer under the control of Northern elites. Today Boko-Haram is killing everybody, even emirs. Today Bokharam wants to become another ISIS in Nigeria.

So many of the original backers or sponsors of Boko-Haram are no longer with them today.

These things happens very well. If for instance, a top official in the CIA has been working for years and giving useful beneficial information to KGB or terrorist, and at point in time decided to stop, then he will be threatened that he must continue otherwise they will expose their association together. And if he goes ahead and terminate the relationship, they go ahead and name as a way of punishment. yes, during the cold war, they were several western double agents that were exposed by KGB because they terminated their relationships with KGB.

So terrorists can name their sponsors if they had fallen out with those sponsors. They will never name someone who is still beneficial to them.

okay then, PROVE IT.

How are we to walk around with a card that size?!

tonididdy: she's 18 am 20 so wtf nigga

Oops!! my bad. Boy and girl things.

reading the original post, I thought the girl was just immature though smart. But reading your subsequent comments, I concluded that you are the one who has the main problem.

YAAY!!! first to comment.
you can now shoot me.

I'll be back

even if it is N300mils Naira, I will postpone the wedding 1 second to I Do, then use 5mills to organise another wedding and use 5mills to compensate my guests for inconveniences. Do the math and tell me the balance.

Emperortj93: chaiii, i yaff dead

simple English you can't spoke.

Why do we all tend to runaway from our problems instead of tackling them Headon. My dear sis I'll advice you to get for yourself this kind of thing as a wedding gift. I need not tell you what to do with it

Enegod: this should be in joke section

I concur

Lakeshizu: we using lumia phones are lucky.....we have dis feature called blocked messages any number that is not up to 11 will be blocked, but they re-strategized, we blocked the numbers totally..... "Yello! keep your callers dancing to the hot new single by Banky W, "jasi" on MTN Callertunez! Text 20 to 4100 to get it now! SMS costs N50/tune.....blocked by blocked numbers.

like they say, a frog in a well knows not the ocean. Bro hop out from the well of windows phones to the infinite ocean of android phone.s

What a happy ending!

lynpetra: Start ignoring her partially,gurls no dey dey comfortable when an admirer starts giving them little attention.don't
be surprised wen she gives you a call after sometime


And if she calls like,"hello long time.Hope you are ok....blah blah...".No rush o.And don't ever stretch the convo.End the call by telling her you wud call her back,bit don't call till after one week .When finally you call,tell her"....besides I got something for you when I shopped recently..."Don't allow her to come and visit you to take the gift,drive,hand her the gift and be on your way ASAP.Promise to visit her only to change your mind,believe me its painful to sleep with make up after a disappointment at night .Allow her to call you,but promise to call but don't call,just send cool messages ONLY late at night(that impression wud give her a wonderful feeling ),My brother stretch her heart and I tell you,you go chop her kpomo well well eventually to make up for lost time.

girl you badoo, you wan spoil show for ur fellow girls? Anyway you're 85 percent correct

marion g: D banj's tongolo.

wachya sayin? in fact that's the song that attracted me to d'banj . Tho not his fan any longer

Following. Bumper to bumper

Mehn, this is a classic case of inverted snobbery, see bb users beefing android users.

Ahuitzotl: Yes we have heard, why don't stop you bragging and allow some unfortunate jobseekers out there some peace, yes?!.Jobs come jobs go but life still goes on...

Na waaooo!!! People get problems for this world. If you no happy that your guy get job, why not just jump and pass. Or better still, go Bleep a transformer.