Laveda:
Yo remember the snake xenxia game?
I swear these kids don't want such..its either temple run or little big city .....
My lil bro of 4 won't even accept a Nokia torch...he'll be like "sister what will I use this for"?
meanwhile.. Back then I was so much desperate to be called a phone owner even with a Vodafone

But today you're using a phone that can even browse. What a testimony!!!

Jadonjack:
Hmm, Nokia 3310,i remember my dad got the phone for like 37k that time. i would steal the phone just to play one shooting game, a very interesting games.I missed that game a lot

Space impact

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booqee:


GAY ALERT!!!!!!!

what's wrong with a guy having a friend who is a boy (boyfriend) ?

DipoDee:


As sad as this is, it is the whole truth. I wonder at the kind/breed of hungry girls swarming the whole place. They are never satisfied with what their parents can offer, they are also not satisfied with their own money if they have a job, always hungry, always decietful and playing Smart; in all of their gross stupidity.
A pity, really.

Hey bros, it's not about being hungry. Honestly, if it was me, I would've done the same thing as the girl. Imagine all the red lights he received from the girl, he still didn't get it. She told you she had a boyfriend, you didn't get it; she ignored you, you still didn't get it. What else do you expect from the girl. Guys should learn not to force themselves on a girl else you get what the OP is getting ie frustration.

MrLP:


you can not love 10 billion girls. i have had friends to made more mouth than this. when he fell in love....is own was worse! There may be 1 triillion girls.....it will still take u time to love just 1

if that's the case, then why are you boring us with this cockk and pusssy story?

The OP is the type of guy that I would love to have as a boyfriend. God fearing, nice, a gentleman, drives a car and above all very caring and generous.
Now to my advice : go on your knees before her and apologize for. ...? Just apologize.

OK on a serious note, Honestly, if it was me, I would've done the same thing as the girl. Imagine all the red lights he received from the girl, he still didn't get it. She told you she had a boyfriend, you didn't get it; she ignored you, you still didn't get it. What else do you expect from the girl. Guys should learn not to force themselves on a girl else you get what the OP is getting ie frustration.

dasphinx1:


Are you insinuating that Don Jazzy controls the headies?

Damnn!!! That's some Illuminati shitt. And that's what I call a real Don.

ylordy:
I know that christianity is NOT a religion....

Dazall?

ylordy:
I know that christianity is NOT a religion....

fatally?

omenka:
Baba no be laughing mata be this oo. The tin pain me die. If we channel the mental energy we spend in devising means to break the law and get away with it into some other productive venture, perhaps we'd be rubbing shoulders with South Korea right now.

This is just saddening.

If you don't mind, can you please tell us exactly the law he broke and how he broke it.

shabbey09:
Na wa oh, men are different sha, my husband didn't want me to bring a single pin to his house. Infact I had to dash out my fridge and TV.

It's not enough reason abeg. He should only talk to her to have a saving culture.

Lol. And you didn't realise the reason he didn't want you to bring any of your stuff is for you not to be able to lay claim to any property in the house in case he wants to kick you out.

martyns303:


Bros calm down, u know I am privileged because? As long as u travelled without a companion or someone to guide you, u will definitely make a few mistakes, cultural shock etc. All am saying is dude didn't need to go to far away Canada to figure out how to use a key card.

Secondly certain things in life are instinctive, nothing wrong in asking for help, I remember when I first used the Gauteng train system, I had to ask for assistance.

Here's a funny one, I was at Oxford and wanted bread and beacon, I asked the attendant for baguette and he asked me to say again so I repeated myself over and over again, apparently the guy is having a moment of his life laughing at how I pronounced it. So I asked him how many languages he speaks and he said just English, told him I am bilingual and shouldn't expect me to say things as he would.

must you degrade someone else for their experience just because you are too eager to tell us your own "funny" experience overseas?

Commentus2:
folks I'm engaging know themselves, please kindly stay out of my mention thank!

Good!!!
Now at least you're getting closer. I told you, immediately you stop trying hard to be funny, you start being funny. Keep it up boy

The op was actually commending his humility and these first to commenters are just too eager to attack for attack sake. Besides that, what makes the op believe that because he was spotted in a small smart car that it's the only car he owns. It could just be his neighborhood runaround car

Commentus2:
another child of iniquity! Be gone! Who told you I'm trying to be your funny donkey! Those who are for me know me. I come not for such as you!

Try harder. You're still nowhere close to being funny.

Kemi be like...
"Oh Lord, why Linda and not me. I'm I not a woman with two breastss and a pusssy like her"

Commentus2:
I go commentus when the messiah of Nairaland, Commentus come back. End Time is Real, Commentus is coming back soon! Awoofawo was his fore-runner, commentus2 his only apostle! The gospel of Commentus must reach the end of Nairaland and End Time shall come!

You're just trying too hard to be funny. Relax, it will come naturally. Don't force it.

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ademusiwa1e:
[size=18pt]The country of the Kingdom of Western nigeria.. Congratulate the New Olu of warri as the New Duke of Warri.
His Job is tasking and required the cooperation of all citizen of Warri . The country of the Kingdom of Western Nigeria demand loyalty from all people who live in warri to cooperate with the New olu of warri. So that he can be able to build warri.

Warri is not part of Nigeria. It is part of the country of the kingdom of Western Nigeria. We got our Independent in 1957 while Nigeria got its independent in 1960.

The country of the Kingdom of Western Nigeria thanks all who attended the program and our guest visitors from Nigeria. And the country of Western Nigeria thank our sister country Nigeria from sending visitors to the country of the Kingdom of Western Nigeria.

I will be making a Royal tours to Warri and other cities, very soon.




Signed

The Emperor of the country of the Kindgom of Western Nigeria. [/size]

Na today I know say madness get levels.

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Nairalanders please I have a problem. After all the stress of space booking, all I get is this overwhelming urge to just say...






































END TIME!!!

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Nairalanders please I have a problem. After all the stress of space booking, all I get is this overwhelming urge to just say...






































END TIME!!!

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Nairalanders please help me. After all the space booking, I get this overwhelming urge to just say...






































END TIME!!!

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OP, in fact I personally find your post offensive. Why must you use a black font? Are you calling me back? In fact, I demand an official apology written with a white ink. What an affrontery and insult to dgnity as a person!!!
































OK, on a serious note, we blacks should stop all these victim mentality, stop blaming others for our shortcomings and start taking charge of our lives.
































Or better still, create your own google and draw a white man in the form of a white rat or anything that fancies you. After all person wey create google no get two heads.

texazzpete:
Nothing wrong with spending some decent money on a great automatic. And Rolex watches retain their value for decades.

I no get money to that level, lol, but at least i can afford a decent automatic. Here's my Tissot Visodate Milanais (stock photo, i'm not wearing it right now)

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Paid $599 at the time. Not bad for a Swiss watch with good movement.

For goodness sake! We're talking 7m and you're here giving us this crap.

I'm getting confused here, I understand that male martyrs get to have 72 or so virgins when they get to paradise. What do all these female suicide bombers stand to benefit from killing themselves?