₦airaland Forum

MrsPhyno:
Hahaha. E go be like Sara, "child of my old age"


U only want one or two? See this westernized pikin I jus dey look u. Okay boy or girl or no preference

MizMyColi:
The Shadow Cabinet Of Nigeria in a state of utter shock and dismay hereby decry the coordinated‎ bombings in Yola and Kano in the past 72 hours resulting in 49 deaths and many injured, worse still, the alleged case of 105 missing soldiers as reported in the media.
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We are aware of the recent press statement by the Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Tukur Buratai, that no army officer is missing.‎

‎We beg to differ on this.
We have reached out to a few reliable sources within the ranks of the Nigerian military and we can confirm that things are very bad, the Nigerian press seem to be covering up a lot of things. 

Could it be that the Nigerian Army and FG have colluded to quash this issue of grave concern by maintaining plausible deniability‎, in a bid to forestall a campaign similar to the BringBackOurGirls movement? 

At this point, we demand to know the men who make up the 175 battalion, we demand a proof of life. Also, we demand undeniable proof that all vehicles, a truck loaded with over 60,000 rounds of AA ammunition and artillery pieces be accounted for‎.
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As a matter of National emergency and urgency we charge the presidency to take the following steps:-‎

1. Conduct a more thorough investigation and release an official press statement confirming or denying such reports. Nigerians deserve to know the truth.
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2. Inform the Nigerian people on steps being taken to ensure the safe return of our gallant and brave soldiers to their families and loved ones, in the case that this report is officially declared to the general public as true.‎

3. Employ every might and resource to ensure that the Nigerian Army #BringBackOurSoldiers‎ ALIVE.
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The Boko Haram insurgents have been reported as the world's deadliest terrorist organisation. Such negative and shameful development is a far cry from President Muhammadu Buhari's promise to annihilate Boko Haram within two months of assuming power.

The Chibok girls saga is yet to be resolved and at the time of this release, we have an alleged case of missing soldiers on our hands.‎

If this eventually turns out true, then it is a monumental embarrassment; A slap on our military might.
This cannot be handled with kid gloves.
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We urge all hands to be on deck.
Our collective resolve as a people must be to shun terrorism in all it's forms.‎
In all sincerity and purpose, we hope that this alarming news turns out false, however, in a case where such is confirmed, our hearts and prayers go out to the families‎ of the missing soldiers who are yet unsure of the fate of their husbands, sons, and fathers.
Moreso, we commiserate with the families of all the victims in the recent bomb blasts.‎ We pray that they be granted fortitude to bear such immense loss.
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We equally encourage our soldiers out there on the battlefield not to despair.‎
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Nigeria will rise.‎
#SayNoToTerrorism‎
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MrsPhyno:
Yes ma. Up to 50 is very very possible it's just that there are health risks associated with such pregnancies.

But the actually act of getting pregnant itself is quite possible at that age. Maybe I will get pregnant when I'm 49 with my youngest child

speedyGonzales:
what? I am telling him now, in-case he wants to reconsider, before long him go cheat with another prettier woman outside and the marriage is over... Just make sure you are ready to look at that face for the rest of your life, that is a big commitment... I think!

yehmi01:
You spoke my mind exactly.

Gej had some set backs mostly because of the type of people he sourounded him self with but he was by far one of the best president this country will ever have.

Its been months since buhari and apc took over and to be honest with you i really cant see any major change anywhere.

All i see is pictures of him every where posing for the carmera.

The seeds we allow to go will soon turn into a big tree. I pray nigeria does not go into a major war that will be too later to handle by then.

All this people been killed everyday have families as well and any human that breeds hurt for a long time will become somethung else overtime.

From the abducted girls to the uncountable number of people been killed everyday.

And the thing other african countries dont know is that if nigeria is pulled down by terorist is only a matter of time before africa at large will feel the heat.

I remeber when i was in seconday school those days on the news every day we heard of bombings in the middle east and it was like a daily news that no one cared about it, and now years later the product of those wars are the once causing sleepless nights in euroupe and other parts of the world including africa.

I feel we need to really step up and hold the goverment totally responsible to the security of Nigerians in the north and all over the country.

generalissimo:
Shed more light on your claim. How did they do that?

balash:
I have a Mother and she is hale and hearty and a loving Mother so I dont need to start Any form of arguements with you, I sincerely dont need it But Like i rightly ask, How would u feel if your wife Mother Stays with you? You people always shout a husband Mother Like Your wife was not trained by a mother also, The next thing you would say is if the mother did not take care of the husband how would she see him and marry him, But have u forgoteen if her own Mom dint care for her too how would you marry her, You People just love to beleive a wife is a slave in Nigeria, She cooks,care for the homes,care for kids,stays home and you would come every night and rough her with or without her consent surely she has to do it because she is a wife abi... I blame the kind of Lady who marries people Like You. I really am sorry.

why would a husband mother stay with me, Kilode.. Who did she marry? husband or the Mother InLaw..??

Prinzemel:
BEFORE EVIL PEOPLE SAY MORE ON DEZIANI: Quick
Irrefutable facts.
1. She has not used pathos nor appealed for anyone's
sympathy. She is just a sick woman that even delayed
her hospital photos till obviously a slight break from
the chemo. While in office she was undergoing
chemo in the UK. The cancer seems to have
progressed....sadly.
2. She has not sought an injunction from any courts
that would stop her prosecution
3. Sick people are prosecuted. Buhari's army even
courtmartials dead soldiers. Deziani has not told
anyone she cannot attend a trial.
4. Deziani is in the UK, same place that jailed Ibori
and was prosecuting Late Alamieseigha. UK that has
extradition agreement with Nigeria.
5. Deziani is facing ZERO charges in the UK.
6. The senate cleared NNPC of any fraud under
Deziani.
7. External world-reputed auditors audited Deziani's
NNPC. They did not find her wanting.
8. For 6 Months Oshiomole and Co have been unable
to bring up charges against her.
9. We understand that more international auditors
have been commisioned to investigate her. The
silence from APC is deafening on this. Could it be
they are finding ZERO evidence of wrongdoing?
10. six monthssss 6 MONTHSSS six months after NO
WORD of an account or money traced to her. SIX
MONTHSSSSSSS.
11. Kachikwu praised Deziani and her initiatives right
there when he was made minister.
12. The SUBSIDY FRAUD Buhari and co accused her
of, they are paying the same amounts she paid even
when crude oil price has been halved.
13. It is the same arrangements for refining fuel
abroad etc etc that NNPC is still using...the very same
contracts.
14. All vessels she approved to load, Buhari having
shot from the hips and banned them, have all been
given clean bill of health.
15. The Tompolo she and her government put in
charge of waterway security and as some sort of
"citizen policing/vigilante" the Buhari government
and NIMASA, having reviewed it have stated that
Tompolo has the job for the next ten years.
16. Fuel scarcity was minimal in her time of service
with prices remaining constant even through
Christmas.
17. The fuel queues and black market which only
came about by sabotage at the end of their tenure is
alive and well now especially outside Lagos. Black
market is booming again.
18. The oil theft has not abated a drop since she left,
showing the intractability of that malaise and that she
is not to blame.
19. Moreover she is not the police that should
become GI Jane and go after oil thieves.
20. Again, not one "subsidy cabal" has been linked to
her as her company the way Lagos tax collection
companies are linked to Tinubu and Fashola.
21. Buhari and Nigeria in six months have not been
able to show how removing her has led to increased
earnings in any way. They have not told us the
barrels declared under her were short. It is same
barrels and volume of production.
22. There is evidence of fraud against Fashola, placed
on public notice by his successor... SPECIFIC DETAILS
OF GROSSLY OVERPAID-FOR WEBSITES, BOREHOLES
PRICES ONLY POSSIBLE IN MARS and FOOTBRIDGES
PAID FOR BUT NEVER BUILT. There is a standing
judicial decision against AMaechi in Rivers. SIX
MONTHS AFTER, NOT ONE SPECIFIC FRAUD PUT
BESIDE THE NAME OF DEZIANI.
23. Evidence of the MONORAIL OF AMAECHI and
FASHOLA TRAINS are there as monuments to their
failure. Deziani successfully fixed four refineries to
very appreciable extents that BUHARI WAS CREDITED
WITH DOING THEM WITH BODY LANGUAGE. While
Amaechi's Monorail has been declared a waste of
state resources and moneys being voted to clear the
Billion naira worth of debris, NONE OF DEZIANI'S
PROJECTS HAVE A QUESTION MARK ON THEM.
24. Nigeria has in six months paid TSA 62 Billion
which has been FLAGGED by the senate and
populace. With same Saraki and Dino Malaye in the
7th Senate, NONE EVER FLAGGED HER PROJECTS.
NOT ONE!!!!
25. While people say "the courts have not declared
them thieves" on Fashola and Rotimi, those same
witches and wizards have condemned THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL AND ONE OF THE MOST EDUCATED AND
ACCOMPLISHED WOMEN EVER IN NIGERIA. Ever ever
ever!!!
26. We restate Deziani's Accomplishments
a. She is an architect. How many women architects
do you know personally?
b. She has a masters degree from CAMBRIDGE. That
is an IVY LEAGUE school. (not some moimoi foreign
school)
c. She is THE FIRST FEMALE DIRECTOR OF SHELL EVER
EVER EVER.
d. She has held THREE MINISTERIAL POSITIONS
SINCE 2007. Transport, Mines and Steel and then the
position Amaechi and Tinubu can murder someone
over PETROLEUM. Buhari is STEPPING INTO HER
SHOES.) That is 8 clear years of meritorious service.
e. SHE IS THE FIRST FEMALE OPEC PRESIDENT EVER
EVER EVER!!!!
f. She is the FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT OF GAS
EXPORTING COUNTRIES ever.
G. She was Vice President of OPEC before then
h. Should we mention that she is the first female
transport minister in Nigeria ever?
These are irrefutable. To comment, state the number
and give me FACTS only. For beer parlour and tabloid
gists of corruption, go to Sunday Akoji's wall. We deal
only facts here.
Finally, HER AILMENT IS NOT A JUDICIAL EXCUSE
BEFORE LAW. GET BUHARI TO PROSECUTE HER OR
GO AND DEEP YOUR HEAD IN AN AJEGUNLE LATRINE
if you believe she is guilty. Enough stories of tortoise
and squirrel from APC supporters. GEJ is no longer
"protecting" her. Press charges or shut the freaking
hell up.
Instead una go dey pray make una daughters grow
up to be like her, people wey no fit knock her papa or
husband gate, wey dey write application to SHELL and
them no take them go dey open mouth give who be
DIRECTOR for the shell. Government work get insult
no be small.
May God stretch forth his healing hands to the
loveliest MOST BEAUTIFUL creature to ever be called
MINISTER in Nigeria. God heal her please.

classicB:
Its simply because a man can cheat(have sex outside his marriage) but still seriously love his wife, but as soon as a woman start doing the same means the marriage is heading to a crash.
Real men have control over their emotion while sexing outside, its simply chop and clean mouth with probably diff women, but reverse is the case for a married woman. She would probably have sex with a particular guy outside her marriage thereby developing emotion or feeling for the outside guy, this leads to less love towards d husband.
Men knows this simple trick and that is why a cheating husband would not allow his wife cheat back.
Some women cannot live with a cheating husband that is why a woman will have to move out, but some women dnt really care as long as the husband is performing is duty, wetin concern them?