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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump: I Got Impeached For Making A Perfect Phone Call by piippa(m): 7:18am On Jan 17, 2020
One of the problem is that Trump didn't win the majority Votes in the election therefore too many haters.

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Romance / Re: My Fiance Is A 2-Minute Man & We Are Set To Do Our Introduction. Please Help by piippa(m): 3:48am On Jan 17, 2020
Hey! Tell him to Check his Fasting Blood sugar to know if it's up. Secondly let him start drinking bitters. It could be bitterleaf water, it could be Otazi water or he could buy any good bitters from these tradomedical guys. After one month of usage you would see significant improvement.

And also, before sex, he can eat Tiger nuts and dates together as this works as well.
Phones / Re: Data, Call Rates Hike Imminent As States Raise Row Charge by piippa(m): 6:26am On Jan 15, 2020
Do you know the sharing Formula for allocation? Are you aware they the Federal Government keeps about 50 percent and share the remaining 50 percent among 36 States + FCT? Think twice.
post=85807333:

Many illiterates and fools will leave their state governors and representatives to keep heaping all the blames on the President.
Same President that pays these governors BILLIONS and BILLIONS of Currency every month, just for their respective state to move forward.
Criminals blinded by hate for their nation.

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Sports / Re: Diego Simeone: “you Can Take Cristiano Ronaldo To A War And He’ll Win It For You by piippa(m): 6:46pm On Jan 12, 2020
You have brain...Plain truth.
donstan18:
When it comes to football, Messi plays better than Ronaldo, but I prefer Ronaldo to Messi.

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Family / Re: I Just Ended My Marriage! Single Mum I Married Still Contacts Her Ex Regularly by piippa(m): 6:14am On Jan 11, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


MARRIAGES FAIL WHETHER SINGLE MOM OR NOT.

FROM YOUR NOTE I'VE CONCLUDED THAT YOU WERE THE PROBLEM IN YOUR MARRIAGE. THERE'S A CHANCE YOU KEPT DOING THE UNTHINKABLE, EXPECTING HER TO WORSHIP YOU BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IT'S A FAVOUR YOU'RE DOING HER BY BEING WITH HER.

I'M HAPPY FOR HER WHOEVER SHE IS. PEOPLE DESERVE BETTER THAN PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

I think you typed this from a beer parlour.

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Politics / Re: Extortion: Shehu Sani Has A Case To Answer, Says EFCC by piippa(m): 6:00am On Jan 11, 2020
Imagine arresting a former senator on mere allegations without investigations.

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Family / Re: Change Your Attitude And Stop Looking For Suiting Quotes by piippa(m): 10:40am On Jan 02, 2020
They will still not Listen.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: I Will Fight For A Better Society Through My Movie Roles by piippa(m): 7:40am On Jan 02, 2020
Man must not stay Idle

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Politics / Re: El-rufai's Son Comments On Shehu Sani Arrest "I Was Trained To Destroy My Oppone by piippa(m): 9:15am On Jan 01, 2020
I suspect foul play.

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Family / Re: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by piippa(m): 6:26pm On Dec 30, 2019
Learn how to be firm with decisions. When you decisive people take you for who you are. That didn't start when you got married I'm sure it started before you got married.

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Family / Re: I Am Not Sure What To Make Of This by piippa(m): 6:23pm On Dec 30, 2019
Which bank do you use? The person who used your card also knows your pin. Was your phone with you through out the day which you got the debit?
Politics / Re: Buhari's Younger Sister Celebrates Her 84yr Birthday, But Buhari Is 77yrs by piippa(m): 11:26am On Dec 24, 2019
The man is a genius.

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Family / Re: My Wicked Wife Didn't Buy Christmas Clothes For Our House Help by piippa(m): 4:14pm On Dec 20, 2019
You have a good heart bro. You can send her back and you can help her in your little way. God bless you.
Unique357:
In brief , I am a male married with 2 children , my daughter is 8 and son is 5, I also have my niece 11 and a house help 15 staying with us. On Monday I gave my wife Christmas shopping money to get foodstuffs ,hers and children clothing including our house help. Yesterday my wife went shopping, she bought clothes for herself , our children and nothing for the house help. She claimed that the girl doesn’t need any clothes for Christmas as long we fed and send her to school , the rest is her parents duties. The girl in question is my wife relative from the same village , this girl is so nice to our children she is like a second mother to them despite her being just 15 , I have never had any problem with her. I was mad at her that I told her , if she cannot treat another woman child well then she doesn’t deserve to be a mother , yes I did said some harsh words to her because of anger. She accused me of sleeping with the little girl which I told her she is mad and she couldn’t stop crying the whole night. This morning she didn’t make my breakfast and refuse greeting me back. Please house let me know if I overreacted

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Family / Re: My Wicked Wife Didn't Buy Christmas Clothes For Our House Help by piippa(m): 4:07pm On Dec 20, 2019
This is a stupid comment. A 15 year old girl and not that they are going to the same school. Did he tell her the clothes to buy for her? Even if she wants to get one or two for the girl wouldn't it be human enough....she is a wicked woman. I'm disappointed that you could write this.
TonyeBarcanista:

Bros, honestly, you are crying over nothing.

Your wife is a woman and you should understand her own position. She doesn't want her relative help to enjoy same privilege as her and her children before things get out of hand. Also, she isn't comfortable with the affection you are showing the girl. You were even wrong to quarrel her and say nasty things to her. Your good intention was spoilt by your action.

Guy, na you find trouble! Even me sef de suspect say your eye de chook for the babe as you don de reason her as second mother. tongue

BTW we have seen relative househelp "chanced" madam in their homes or get pregnant for the oga for house.

Guy, apologise to your wife, and ask her to send the girl to her people.

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Sports / Re: Napoli Appoint Gennaro Gattuso As New Head Coach After Sacking Ancelloti by piippa(m): 7:28am On Dec 12, 2019
emeijeh:
Napoli has not really put up any stiff competition for the 2 major title contenders this season.

How come no one is going for Luis Enrique? Abi he no be good coach?


Wait, GATTUSO?;!!!!

Do you have any problem with Luis Enrique? Are you aware that he is the Spanish national team coach?

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha And Mercy Shade Themselves by piippa(m): 8:08am On Nov 19, 2019
Tacha can't write those strong words sha....we know who is behind that.
Career / Re: Army releases promotion of Major-Generals, Brigadier Generals by piippa(m): 7:56am On Nov 11, 2019
I now have a General so no shit hence forth.
Politics / Re: Bullion Vans: APC Reacts To Deji Adeyanju's Petition Against Tinubu by piippa(m): 3:56am On Oct 28, 2019
raumdeuter:
Excellent

Any rich man can tell the bank to deliver his own money to his house.

Let Deji prove that the money in the bullion van belongs to someone else not Tinubu

And if its wrong to spend your personal money to help your party to mobilize your party

An Educated person would not write this. Politicians are not the problem of this country but citizens like u.

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Politics / Re: Border Closure: Nigerians Shun Local Rice, Sellers Lament by piippa(m): 9:13am On Oct 16, 2019
Aonkuuse:
And these people that are rejecting local rice are the ones that will be insulting government everyday for not establishing Industries for them as if, if government does that they will patronize it. Most of packaged rice here is free of stones I don't know where the complaint is from. All my life I've been eating local rice but I think I'm okay with that

Are the processing plants made in heaven that government cannot provide so they could produce quality rice? I ate that rubbish yesterday and today and its appalling
TV/Movies / Re: Kunle Afolayan Visits The Big Brother House by piippa(m): 10:27am On Oct 05, 2019
LoydJ:
Do BBn Pay all this celebs/they come on their own freely for visiting.

No one who appears there get thousands of Naira. They pay them in millions.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal’s Best Line-up To Face Man Utd: No Xhaka Or Ozil by piippa(m): 10:20am On Sep 30, 2019
For this thread to make front page shows the shitty mods around
Sports / Re: 6 Of The Best African Strikers Of All Time by piippa(m): 7:54pm On Sep 29, 2019
Eto Files is not just number one but the best African player ever. The second is George Weah.

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Family / Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by piippa(m): 5:46am On Sep 29, 2019
Omojudy:
This my life, has been filled with so many beautiful stories. Because today is Sunday, I will tell you a short gist about the Pastor who wanted to finger me. Some other Sunday, when I am not so tired I will tell you about how I was used to shine by one false prophet!

So I was married to Uncle Ex then and we had experienced a few miscarriages. Three to be precise. We attended a church which was local but Holy Ghost filled. You know those kind of churches that in the course of a service, a random member will stand up, walk straight to another member and say “Yes, Amen! God said I should tell you ………….” Well that was the church we attended. Before the fingering proposal came there were a few other things that caught my attention or made me smile about the operation of that church.

It is a big old school church, with branches around my country and maybe abroad. You know the kind of church that does yearly harvest and the women sew wrappers and blouse(I hate tying wrappers especially those two wrappers combo!) to commemorate the day, coming with foodstuff, goats and cash filing up in lines dancing to the altar i remember having a miscarriage during one harvest service? The one that church cleaning and toilet washing is scheduled amongst the women via groups and non washers are reprimanded in front of the church while faithful washers are blessed?

There was one prophecy come true concerning me in that church, so I won’t say they were a fake church. Let me gist you about two others first. So in one service I attended, this young man, a choir master stands up, filled with the Holy Ghost and begins prophesying. He walks up to certain people while high in the Holy Ghost declaring Words of Knowledge. The whole church was on fire. In such an atmosphere, most people would be in a sober prayerful mood praying God to send His minister their way.


Well this minister didn’t come my way this day, but he rounded up His prophetic time then the Pastor in Charge takes over the scene by walking up to him to lay hands on him and pray for him(it’s usually referred to as quieting the spirit). When we thought the drama was over, an older lady stands up filled with the Holy Spirit declaring “Yes Amen, yes Amen, “God says to him,(the choirmaster) that because he is being used mightily by God, he has become proud, so the Pastor should give him 12 strokes of the cane in front of the whole church!”

On hearing the prophecy, the now spiritually quiet prophet took to his heels and ran out of the church! Everyone bursted into uproarious laughter!

Yes he was caught and flogged on the palm rather lightly but he wailed like a baby nonetheless!

Next Sunday, I will continue with my adventures from this Church. Today, I want to leave with you the reminder that God can and wants to speak to each of us directly so you don’t do like I used to, looking for pastors and prophets to see for me when I had eyes of my own!

I started reading an interesting story only to see "to be continued next week"...Biko don't start what you can't finish at once.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Decries Attack On Saudi Oil Refinery Plants; Assures Of Nigeria by piippa(m): 8:05am On Sep 17, 2019
eTECTIV:
Which kind human being b dis abeg?
Rising cases of Kidnappings and other security challenges - No press release
Xenophobic attacks on Nigerians in South Africa - No official press release
Attack in far away Saudi Arabia wey no concern us and even benefits us- Press release from d presidency condemning d attack..

Does that not send a message that this is an Islamic Nation?
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: I Am Not Richer Than Wizkid by piippa(m): 7:07pm On Sep 15, 2019
vibre:
Tiwa is just being humble, she is actually richer than wizkid
ignorance

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Sports / Re: Ronaldinho Appointed As Brazil's Ambassador For Tourism by piippa(m): 6:25pm On Sep 07, 2019
DrNueLpureHoney:
Wow...Ronaldo de Assis Moreira....

The guy is a L E G E N D He gat so many awards to his credit..... Brazil should name One of her airport after him commemorate him.

My people, if you need Original pure honey.. Call or whatsapp me on 080 92 15 19 59
only those that know football know his real name.
Business / Trucks Needed For Haulage In Bayelsa Or PH by piippa(m): 11:03am On Aug 20, 2019
Hi, we have a contract to supply sand to a construction site and I need someone who has a truck/trucks so we could work together.

If interested call me on 08035486340
Investment / Trucks Needed For Haulage In Bayelsa Or PH by piippa(m): 7:49am On Aug 18, 2019
Hi, we have a contract to supply sand to a construction site and I need someone who has a truck/trucks so we could work together.

If interested call me on 08035486340
Business / Trucks Needed For Haulage In Bayelsa Or PH by piippa(m): 7:01am On Aug 18, 2019
Hi, we have a contract to supply sand to a construction site and I need someone who has a truck/trucks so we could work together.

If interested call me on 08035486340
Family / Re: Brother Gets Married To Younger Sister After 10 Years Of Legal Battle(photo) by piippa(m): 6:40pm On Aug 17, 2019
Their choice their problem.
Family / Re: My Wife Said She Will Stab Me by piippa(m): 7:35pm On Aug 16, 2019
I wouldn't advice you to settle any shit. Report the case to family members and also to the police. Listen bro if you manage her any longer she might kill u and start crying blaming the devil. Your wife is not joking on that treat so be serious else.....
Sports / Re: The Failure To Sign Pogba Puts Zidane On The Verge Of Resignation (el Pais) by piippa(m): 4:31pm On Aug 16, 2019
How many times will this news make front page? Sports moderators sleeping on bike

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