₦airaland Forum

slowice:
No nah, but you suppose get me na

Aswearugaaad

Okay brah you didn't mean it literally, but even the begging she no deserve am again. She don carry private matter take serve total strangers. 2face must be really embarrassed right now.

If they manage to wade through these murky waters, tomorrow they might post a happy pic but one of the strangers she's told her Marital stories to would post that they're faking happiness. Na wetin she use her hand cause.

Aswearugaaad

I think 2face beeped up real bad but I can't seem to get the rationale behind bringing your marital issues to the market square. What does she want social media users to do exactly? Shame the man? Okay, mission accomplished! Does that mend the obvious rift in her home?

These so-called celebs are just so childish nowadays! My woman tries this shit with me and it's all over. You can't go about discussing my private issues with total strangers.

This was a dumb move!

slowice:
Nawaoo..... But why 2baba go dey frolic with baby mama na. Looks like he's been on that shiit.

Make he go prostrate beg make every every settle and make e nor do am again.

Aswearugaaad

Seriously brah?! Make man go prostrate beg woman? That's some messed up shii my gee!

SenatePresdo:
If Messi was as Desperate as Ronaldo is for Glory, they would have changed Soccer to Messi.
But even as effortlessly as he plays his game, he's still a thousand miles ahead of CR7.

I thought Ronaldo loves Challenges? Why is he moving from one Most successful club to another? Why didn't he go to Arsenal?

Real Madrid is the most Successful Club in Spain and the world.

Juventus is the most successful club in Italy.

Man-United is the most successful club in England.

Where then Is the challenge his fans always shout about?

Messi haven't been in any most successful club, yet doing wonders.
for the Records, Barca isn't the most successful club in spain, neither is PSG the most successful Club in France, Marseille is.

It's Good to choose your Goat as a wise man.

With this, I hope I have been able to change your mind to accept the real Goat.


Like for Messi and Share for Ronaldo

Aswearugaaad

Lol this nicca! I know you think you smart but it's quite the opposite. Meanwhile you've failed woefully!

Aswearugaaad

This is what Buhari would look like if evolution favors him.

godfirstawe:
Spends 3mins in a 160 degree chamber daily to increase heart pump?

How is that possible?
Can human survives 160 degree temp?

Aswearugaaad

No brah, it's -160 deg.

flokii:
E reach to shout chai..

That is why we keep pummeling their heads on here to leave other tribes alone and face their useless incompetent leaders keeping them in perpetual poverty and generational backwardness.

Aswearugaaad

Nicca say whatever you want but perpetual poverty isn't something you can associate with the Igbo tribe. Try again!

Aswearugaaad

Legend! I happened to come across this song some years back and loved it. Because of this, I started listening to some of his other songs too.

SUPERPACK:
How do you kill an ant that is perched on your scrotum? Smash it with a stick, a broom, a huge slap or carefully? What if the woman reduse to leave it in revenge and strangulate it more?

Aswearugaaad

Lol. That's only if you give her bobrisky typa punch. Serve her Mike Tyson type punch and reflexively she go run leave ur dick grab her nose.

BianoJay:
Evolved so much indeed, yet Kane tops the league with goals scored, abi?

And I'm also sure you expect much from Lukaku whom Ronaldo at his age outscored in Italy, abi?

So many children who think they know football these days.

Aswearugaaad

These Messi fanboys make me mad, honestly! Their goat has gone to the farmers league to Statpad yet they won't let a man with balls who is taking up a genuine challenge be?

BeeBeeOoh:



£480,000 per week = #271,886,304.00(x4)


My weakness is so weak right now.


If football is not money ritual then I wonder what it is.

Aswearugaaad

Lol. You dey weak? Be like you no see say na even 960k per week the goat is currently earning at Juve. So nearly 2x your calculations.

Ọbara Jisos!

Aswearugaaad

Hypocritical MannaDamnStupidGrills should come and defend the indefensible as usual.

KillMNKnow:
Buhari the worse thing that ever happened to Nigeria

Aswearugaaad

Zombie wanna pretend say e get sense. My nicca, forgerrit! you can never have sense!!

celestialAgent:
Inflate the cost of medical studies and watch this guys become humbled.

You can’t study cheaply and expect a ginormous pay. The guys abroad are indebted in medical-study loans.

Establish a system where they have to pay up their study debt by rendering active service for a number of years before they can be cleared to go practice elsewhere, and watch them sit up.

Aswearugaaad

Anyone ever tell you you're demonic? Soon y'all will come up with some bogus law aimed at stopping people from leaving this sinkhole.

Aswearugaaad

A. She's reasonable. The guy's the dumbass here. WTF!

Margy:
STOP THIS NONSENSE!... STOP IT

if the phone is private? Why is the private parts not private in marriage Stop this fooolish advice you are spewing here!... coconuthead

Aswearugaaad

Thank you, sweetheart. I jus dey vex for the nicca but I nor wan talk make pesin no cry to bed tonight.
I'm fasting.

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I must admit that Islamic weddings are more glamorous than Christian weddings. We Christians copy the western culture which throws majority of our marriages in turmoil while Islamic marriages barely experience problems. We Christians have to learn the positives of Islamic marriage so we can have a sane society

Aswearugaaad

This almajiri. You no dey taya with this your fake line? Islamic weddings no copy Arabian culture!?

God knows I go like whack you 2 by 2 for head walahi.

TarOrfeeek:
Joy, joy, joy....

In my preek is singing.

Joy, joy, joy......

See the food, one man is eating.

See what Rejoice has done to me,

Filled my preek with endorphins

And joy, joy, joy.

Aswearugaaad

TarOrfeeek onye highway

Aswearugaaad

Bruh, don't be afraid. The surgery will be successful and your health will be restored in Jesus' name. Amen.

Glamouzpeter:
Yea
Me too I dey follow reason ham

Aswearugaaad

No too reason am, sweetheart. She has no point.

Why ain't the others cooking for the camera as well if that's the case? I hear say hunger for nearly finish them when he got suspended.

hammer567:
THIS IS THE PART WHERE I WOULD ARGUE THAT 18 YEARS OLD SHOULD BE PLACED IN THE TEENAGER BRACKET.


MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY THEIR IS NO DIFFERNCE BETWEEN 18 YEARS OLD AND 17 YEARS OLD AND EVEN 16 YEARS OLD.


WHY ARE SOME TEENAGERS CHILD AND ANOTHER TEENAGER ADULT?





COCOCANDY MAY DISAGREE.

Aswearugaaad

I beg to differ, bruh. Some are late bloomers while others are early bloomers, but that shouldn't change how we view them.

At 18, you're mentally capable of making wholesome decisions and can also be legally held accountable for your actions. Whether the lady is physically mature or not is irrelevant to the discussion - there are adults who look like kids, after all.

She is an adult and should be treated as one.

All I'm saying is if the lady is question is 18, there's no right or wrong answer. Do what feels good for the moment. You only live once.

Aswearugaaad

Which kain question be dis nítorí Ọlọ́run!
An 18-year old is an adult for fvckssake!

There's nothing right or wrong here; Do what thou wilt.

kay29000:
Hahahaha! This guy you made me burst out laughing

Aswearugaaad

Bruh, honestly it baffles me how some people reason. Anyway, I'm glad you could find the humor in it.

Aswearugaaad.

Yeah great advice, brah. Get married and plunge yourself deeper into the ocean of poverty with a humongous stone strapped to your back. Get real, man!

Odewaleadesoye:
Sincerely speaking, I only pity the lovely wife [b]because men don't worth fighting for.

Only God knows what she would have done for the man all in the name of love and see how the man is paying her back now.

But beating up the chick is not a good one sha because they might still meet secretly.[/b]

Aswearugaaad

This guy Sharaap and stick to your nauseating Bbnaija bullcrap. You talk too damn much!

Aswearugaaad

Make them no go Ataganize man pikin

fourboys:
if Russia alone can defeat USA, why join forces with china

Aswearugaaad

And who told you America would be fighting alone?

FalseProphet1:
I see ww3 starting towards the end of this year or the beginning of next year, I see Europe and Asia being wiped off, I see Africans taking over those continents and marrying their females, I see Nigerians having as many as 25 European wives.

This I have seen.

Aswearugaaad

Mad o

PotatoSalad:
Just live a good and fulfilled life. Enjoy the world, enjoy tech, enjoy scientific advancements, travel the world. Enjoy life. Make nothing limit you.
I bet that guy has not travelled outside his state. A location can be limiting sometimes. Maybe if he gets to travel to new places around the world, he will get a better perspective on life.
Why will someone fight billions of other sperms to come out and live a limited life cos of whatever he's told? He's after science and technological advances and how they're instruments of the devil but always commenting here with a product of scientific advancement. That guy needs better psychological evaluation with a touch of rehab.

Aswearugaaad

I hear you loud and clear bruh, but I think he's being misunderstood; he's tryna say we shouldn't lose sight of what's more important.

There's nothing wrong in enjoying the best of what life has to offer. Me sef like enjoyment. Being saved and living an enjoyable life are not mutually exclusive. We can all have both and I hope everyone understands that.

PotatoSalad:
You'll be disappointed when you die
Your soul will weep in agony.
You came to this world for a purpose, and that's to enjoy the benefits and things she provides.
You'd have killed yourself in the womb if you wanted to go to heaven. Makes everything easier.
Stop doing this to yourself. You fit die and realise it's followed by absolute nothingness. Then your soul will not rest in peace cos you're infuriated by the principles you were taught while alive.
Enjoy your stay on Earth while you can.
No Dey deceive yourself

Aswearugaaad

If there's nothingness, then he wouldn't notice because there'd be no consciousness in nothingness, don't you think?

BTW, it's better to live with the consciousness of eternity and realize it's all a hoax than to live recklessly here on earth and awake to a damming reality on the other side. Just thinking out loud...

WUdec:
Pray that you make heaven with your idea of forced christianity.

Real Christians do not force their faith down people's throats so I don't know what faith you are practicing

You should be converting souls and not forcing souls to see your texts about how righteous you are or how righteous one ought to be.

Jesus would have never called himself Righteousness or The Holiest One. He was humble.

Be like Jesus

Your posts irk the hell outta my veins.

Aswearugaaad

He's right to call himself righteousness. The Bible says we are the righteousness of God.

Don't pretend like you know Jesus!