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#beingmaleinNigeria;

If you are a broke ass,no pusssy for you.

If your woman slaps you,buy her a car

If he's a good guy,friend zone him.

Submission is Obedience …

You dated before this marriage right?
So that means you saw fire and jumped into it.

Competing with 2face

Hmmmm..


It's high time Agatha starts washing her face whenever she comes to my house..

Only pretenders don't fart in their relationships

Mysterious
So living this long is now abnormal that death is a thing to wish for?

Mysterious
So living this long is now abnormal that death is a thing to wish for?

#babaonechance never gives up!

Frustration

Herzumpther:
Happy new month and HBD Agapecharis, more FTC to your elbow lol. Llnp jawe.

Okotv

Pineapp

Okirewaju

Evina

Happy new month to you all.

Babe
Still waiting to hear from you o

UncleLondon:
Simple thing bro just carry base around.

Acid + Base ------> Salt + Water

If she rains acid on you quickly pour base on yourself shikena.

Amadioha eeeee!

The thunder wey go fire the girl wey break your heart dey gym

You just cannot compete with God on perfection.
See face like who drink raw moi-moi

You wanted A transformation for Marian at the expense of Muji,now you've got it nd want to eat your cake...

My advise,discharge them both because if you truly loved Marian,you wouldn't have needed a distraction.

Sorry bro,but in this your story are 3 main characters;

Liers

Cheats

And pretenders..

And you wake up one morning to realise your woman is gonna have a baby soon and the little one is gonna call you "daddy".
Tell us,did you feel nostalgic?

Did you shake your diick to say "thank you"?.

Did you dance around and pop champagne?

Did you do anything crazy?

Scrypt:
Nah, my job is to recommend a client when I see one. SHebi you Don open the psychiatry?

Isn't the ceremony where you're just coming from?

Scrypt:
Kai! E no go better for Konji!
OP sorry Oh. Pineapp this should be one of your cases for therapy.

Yea.. You'd help me with researches on their history

He's high on tooto water

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Please just answer this simple questions.
*What scenario easily gets you aroused? What sexually excites you the most?
*Do you lose arousal only when she is around?
*When you think of having sex with her do you get aroused?
*Does this only happen when you are with this particular lady?[/color]

Will these questions give him attention

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Please just answer this simple questions.
*What scenario easily gets you aroused? What sexually excites you the most?
*Do you lose arousal only when she is around?
*When you think of having sex with her do you get aroused?
*Does this only happen when you are with this particular lady?[/color]

Hian

solodox:
i been think say na only me wan nearly break fone!

[color=#660066]Vaseline crew spotted[/color]

Let it last..
Whether you dated is secondary.

Take yourself to a rehab..
You'll improve since you've acknowledged it.

africanpea:
It happened a friend of mine lost a 17week old pregnancy and only told me the tragic news today while I was at work. I promised to check on her unfailingly today to console and encourage her been that i've been there and I sure know how painfully it is. I'll narrate my ordeal on my miscarriage on a stand alone post. 

When I got to her home I met her niece and her two kids playing on the patio, I asked for their Mommy and I was told she was in the shower I decided to sit on the lawn chair at the patio and  wait for her. Muna the older of the kids whom is so fund of my older son asked after him and I promised i'll bring Josh over for a play date soon. I'd say Muna is quite an overly active kid that talks a bit too much ‎, before I could even rehearse my first line of consolation I wanted to offer his Mommy he had narrated 10different stories. How his daddy bought him a tablet device, took him to Games, bought him a swatch wrist watch and so on...he went on to say he loves his daddy so much but he beats mummy a lot. My ears  stood as I heard that last story,
" your daddy beats your  Mommy"? I Asked Muna.
He said yes confidently and added his Daddy only beats Mummy at night and quickly started giving sexual movements to show how Daddy beats Mommy. I was too shocked to say a word, I began to wonder what this little dude have been exposed to this early in life. How could his parents be so careless to practice the precious moments in front of their son? Enough of the entertainment I said to myself, I quickly told him to remind his Mommy I was around. 

When she came we exchanged pleasantries and I consoled her sincerely and promised her God will always replace every loss in her life. She expressed her gratitude and [color=#660066]offered me a malt drink.[/color] We talked a bit on current affairs and life generally and I announced my intention to leave. She asked to take a walk with me since I wasn't mobile, on our way I decided to tell her of the "special"‎ Mommy and Daddy fight Muna told me about. She obviously was embarrassed but that wasn't my aim, my aim was make her aware it isn't the right thing to do in front of minors even though you think they are asleep. 

She threatened to spank Muna, well, I didn't discourage her from doing that, an 8years old boy should learn what to say and what not to say. ‎
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On this note I urge parents to be discrete with there bedroom activities around their kids. ‎ Don't assume they are kids and don't know what you both are doing or they are sleeping. Suspend or take it elsewhere if around minors, you could ignorantly be teaching them something very wrong, you wouldn't want them to practice it on someone else's kid, would you? 



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Over information.
This wasn't necessary

...

Maybe,just maybe your standards for settling down are too high,.

Maybe,just maybe your taste of a man is in business moguls or high rank bankers while God's plan for you is a life time with a bricklayer.

Maybe,just maybe you are among the "I want a Jesus incarnate" man with no errors.

Maybe,just maybe you need to start self evaluation and stop jumping from prayer houses to another..

Maybe,just maybe you have too many fake attributes which covers the real you.

Maybe,just maybe karma is working in your company.

Maybe,just maybe I'm high on Pringles.





*runs for dear life*

Been a while Van Vicker made a wave