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CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Flaunts Sexy Legs And Cleavage In Classy Outfit by Pineapp: 7:27pm On Jun 26, 2015
Chinachriss:
Does it mean Rita doesnt want to marry? So all her beauty and intelligence will follow her to the land of no return. Na wa o o!
Marry her so that she will not waste..
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson On Set Of 'Moon Maid', A Nollywood Movie (Photos) by Pineapp: 7:22pm On Jun 26, 2015
ahsekeena:
Nollywood and their senseless movies. The kingdom of agbadihblablabla. Where they rent a 2star hotel and shoot almost all the scenes beside the pool.



Mercy is always takiong on the most stoopid of all roles,watched one recently and it was titled dancing maid or so. She was a maid who liked dancing,even when she was crying.

Dumebi the dirty girl,lagos girl,cry of a housegirl,the royal maid,maid in battle,the maid,maid in the bedroom,the dirty maid,which kain maid be this; These are all movie titles and mind u,they all have parts 1,2,3 and four.

Waiting for the day mercy johnson will feature in an award winning movie. Won't blame her tho,she is the bread winner and she has people to feed.
Get well soon undecided
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Caitlin Jenner’s New Pictures by Pineapp: 7:19pm On Jun 26, 2015
Open mouth undecided
CelebritiesRe: BREAKING NEWS: Former Manager Of Oritse Femi, Danku Runs Mad by Pineapp: 7:16pm On Jun 26, 2015
Double wahala for dead body and the owner.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Transgender, Ms Sahara Stunning In New Pics by Pineapp: 12:03pm On Jun 26, 2015
Still looks fake.. You can't compete with God on perfection.. Never
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Meet The Man Married To A Sex Doll by Pineapp: 10:32am On Jun 26, 2015
No one is healthy after all
CelebritiesRe: I Can't Wait For This Celeb To Get Pregnant And Have A Baby! by Pineapp: 10:25am On Jun 26, 2015
Marry her na undecided
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Law, Gbenga Adeyinka, Others Turn Up For Ali Baba’s Birthday [PHOTOS] by Pineapp: 10:22am On Jun 26, 2015
Even the birthday sef na joke
CelebritiesRe: SEE What Happens When An Igbo Girl Finally Finds Her Name On Coca-cola Bottle by Pineapp: 10:20am On Jun 26, 2015
9niceguy:
Stale
Frustration di bad
FamilyFunny Ways Couples Settle Their Quarrels by Pineapp(op): 9:54am On Jun 26, 2015
For fun! cheesy

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for undecided" grin



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" grin,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" grin..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die" grin





Tell us how you do yours
FamilyRe: Husband Material Chilling Lounge by Pineapp: 9:40am On Jun 26, 2015
*walks past*
"Buy your oranges,fresh oranges"
grin
CelebritiesRe: “I Will Stop Flaunting My Asset When I Get Old”-cossy Orjiakor by Pineapp: 7:23am On Jun 26, 2015
Olympus will fall.
FamilyRe: Is Verbal Abuse As Bad As Physical Abuse? by Pineapp: 7:20am On Jun 26, 2015
Abuse is abuse!
Both have an equally terrible effect on the receiver...
None is better.
CelebritiesRe: Actor IK Ogbonna And Sonia Morales Wed by Pineapp: 12:35am On Jun 26, 2015
Good for them..
FamilyRe: How Can He Deal With A Wife Who Hate Sex So Much? by Pineapp: 11:25pm On Jun 25, 2015
You know your wife better than anyone here. Try having a second honeymoon and have some very personal discussion with her..
FamilyRe: Wives, What If Hubby Wouldn't Cooperate With You With Family Planning? by Pineapp: 11:19pm On Jun 25, 2015
*rearranges banana leaves* Herzumpther join me.
CelebritiesRe: Some Real Cool Photos Of Wizkid by Pineapp: 10:51pm On Jun 25, 2015
"wizzy bad musician"......
CelebritiesRe: "I Won't Stop Exposing My B*obs Till I'm 70" -cossy Orjiarkor by Pineapp: 10:47pm On Jun 25, 2015
Even before she clocks 50,Olympus would have obeyed gravity...
EventsRe: What Can I Buy As Gift For My Aunt On Her Forth Coming 50th Birthday ?? by Pineapp: 8:43pm On Jun 25, 2015
Steal her picture and use it for enlargement then present it to her.
PoliticsRe: MORE PHOTOS: Members Of The Representatives Throwing Punches by Pineapp: 1:03pm On Jun 25, 2015
Herzumpther:
Pineapp!
kiss
PoliticsRe: MORE PHOTOS: Members Of The Representatives Throwing Punches by Pineapp: 12:07pm On Jun 25, 2015
"To serve Nigeria is not by force"
RomanceRe: How To Be In A Relationship For Up to Two Years And Above by Pineapp: 12:05pm On Jun 25, 2015
What a vision in this century. Like seriouslyhuh
CelebritiesRe: ''I Hawked Gala, Chin-chin In Mile 2, Maza-maza & Alakija Traffic; Nigeria Idol by Pineapp: 12:03pm On Jun 25, 2015
Hmmm.
Surulere stories.


Mr buygala,e go better soon sad
FamilyRe: Gender And Chores- Issues In Relationships And Marriages by Pineapp: 9:04am On Jun 25, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]First of all you should bear in mind that we live in a contemporary African society. And as such we have cultures and traditions that we live by.
As much as I would opine that a woman shouldn't be the one doing all the house chores and all that , you can't deny the fact that there are some certain things that is expected to be performed by an African wife.

You don't expect the man to be the one cooking dinner when the wife is around or the husband should be the one washing his own clothes when he has a wife.
These things are primary roles a wife is supposed to tend to.

However, this doesn't mean the husband should try to lend a hand in the chores around the house.
And some men could be so lazy and inconsiderate most times and just sit and watch as their wife does everything.

But like I stated earlier, there are primary obligations a wife should fulfill. It's has and has always been our culture and it shouldn't change.

The importation of western material especially through media is one of the major reasons why women these days are beginning to have a change of mindset, which isn't supposed to be so.
The westerners have their culture and we have ours. We shouldn't throw away ours just because we feel their's is cool.[/color]
grin
PoliticsRe: New Sect ‘Yanlabaiku’ Emerges In Kebbi Forbids Western Education, Shares Wives by Pineapp: 8:58am On Jun 25, 2015
Lots of sick posters above me embarassed
Something tells me I'll make it when I become a psychologist.
BusinessRe: Check Out This Fire, Power And Thunda Evangelist Mynistery Price List by Pineapp: 8:52am On Jun 25, 2015
Business man.
He will only get those who are gullible and desperate undecided
CelebritiesRe: Movie Producer Kunle Afo Hangout With Majid Michel,John Dumelo,Others In US(Pics by Pineapp: 12:12am On Jun 25, 2015
Fine men cool
FamilyRe: Help. My Mother Is A Witch. by Pineapp: 11:58pm On Jun 24, 2015
Mushroom pastors and awkward prophecies at work.
PetsRe: Fish With “human Teeth” Discovered By Fisherman In US by Pineapp: 11:26pm On Jun 24, 2015
This na human turned fish going on a mission :-0
RomanceRe: HELP!! We Met 3days Ago N She Wanna Marry Me by Pineapp: 11:17pm On Jun 24, 2015
sogoisrael:
Okay, I met this pretty cute chick 3days ago then we exchanged numbers. Next day we went on a date, she told me all her story and blah, blah. I told her point blank that I am in a long-distance relationship that I just can't keep my mind off her, so I actually planned to date her but can't promise anything. Today, she has been disturbing me about telling her mum about me and I should promise to marry her. As a blunt guy, I said no. She is now angry. I like d babe, she's cute(winks),what would u do.........
What dafuq are you doing with a chick? Do you work in a poultryhuhundecided

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