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1. You have a long distance relationship.

2.You plan on dating this "chick".

3. You will start looking for excuses to break-up with your distant babe.

4. You will now start cramming rhyming words to toast the chick..

5.The chick gave you the opportunity on a platter of gold.


Equation solved!!

Keep that way and save yourself some trouble and limit "see finish" but loosen just a bit because quiet people like you end up marrying "hot trouble cakes",as wives....
If you open up too much, people will use and abuse you...

We'll in west German await change.

Punishment is when you marry an Ijebu man who studied Economics....
That woman na manager

By this time??

Witches and wizards spotted!

JoeCutie:
Have you ever had an orgasm?

My anger has.

Let's get married Our anger method can produce orgasm.

Love is patient.

We'll want to eat our cakes and have it,too bad we re all pretenders.

pretydiva:
Nice 1 op. Buh dey wil never learn..so sad

Hypocrite sighted..

The question is if everybody wants a virgin for marriage,who will marry the ones they already deflowered?.

I'm using this as a point of contact to reach our very own Airforce1,,,, Amen.

I'd come close to her and make the fake call:
"Hello baba, yes the deed has been done and luckily its a woman just the way you said it. Thanks sir"

People from Jericho are called Jericaans..

Manual reset things

Obascoetubi:
IGBO THIEVES ABI ??

Get well soon.

Owu don blow them

boss1310:
so many ways to know.now you young guns sit down and read this
1,it depends on the time diffrence;from the time she had sex with other guy and time you enter there
if its in few minutes or hours you will know(from the the odour or strenght of her V lips
2,the kind and size of JB on the other guy and the elasticity of the kitten on the girl.
3,the intensity and frequency of the sex between them
4,this one is emotional,a girl who has been faithful and really do love you will have a diffrent countenance to how she used to be in the past
but if you are dating a mean and promiscuous girl please throw my tips through the window cos she can counter all of them perfectly

This should be in your CV..
Double experience certified.

Too many hypocrites above me


Some of them started masturbating at 11years and here they are....

Now this is decency

Maybe,just maybe you are not the lady she wanted her son to marry...

Simply crap'!!!!!!!!!

#Babaonechance....

Would soon become a psychologist,one more customer spotted!!

Whatever I plan to do in my marriage environment is sacred and my bloody business...I'd go the extra mile to satisfy him... Mouth action is a learner in that regards

Soon I'd graduate as a psychologist and I'm seeing customers already

As I wake up this morning na Godwin#

Your father sent some money but it belongs to me.
Reason: Money no get enemy.

Good.

Airforce be like: "As nairalanders don dey forget my matter,name Godwin#"
Congrats ooo.

Well the truth is,most times husbands don't help because from the start you gave that impression of "I'm a super woman, I can do it all"..