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RomanceRe: Hilarious Conversation Between Lady & Guy That Broke Her Girlfriend's Heart by Pineapp: 12:10am On Jun 23, 2015
I refuse to join the crowd:







I didn't find this anything close to being hilarious embarassedI refuse to join the crowd:





I didn't find this anything close to being hilarious embarassed
I refuse to join the crowd:







I didn't find this anything close to being hilarious embarassed
FamilyRe: What Is The Ideal Duration Of Ormugor (baby Tendering) by Pineapp:
I'll personally drive you back to the village after 3months...Omugor kor,ogumor no.
FamilyRe: Maintaining Your Marriage Through Sex by Pineapp: 8:13am On Jun 21, 2015
sexymamatee:
Sex according to Mr Khathide (Ugandan)

A lot of people don't associate sex with God - they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex is not holy.!! The Almighty is explicit when it comes to sex.

Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Holy books does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style.

Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!!

Mr Khathide has counseled women who've complained: my husband treats me as if I were his brother. There was one who told him:
I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary.
Khathide told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on big days, like elections. Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Outside.

Have you ever asked yourself what those women have that you don't. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties. If you're a married woman, you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband.

Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under panties because their wives hide it from them.

Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner.
A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' joysticks look like. She only feels it when he enters her. They've never touched it, let alone seen it, because the husband switches off the lights before undressing. A penis is a wife' s toy - she is supposed to play with it.

He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about being tired after a day's work. You find many couples who've been sexually starved for years.

God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure. You can't marry and not have a good time in bed.

WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT?
Why can't you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife? We' re all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to satisfy each other. Women, why don't you initiate sexual activities, why must it always be Men all the time? Make your feelings known to your husband.

Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic after sex? May the Lord Bless you.

This is the 'Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth.

Once you read this you have to keep it going. Age has nothing to do with sex. The older u are the more u should enjoy it.
Amen...
Happy Sunday guys..
grin
FamilyRe: Why Is Father's Day Just Once A Year? by Pineapp: 8:04am On Jun 21, 2015
Fathers are exceptional and exceptional celebrations are done once.. Some of these mother's day celebration are self invented....
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Shares Picutres Of Himself In First Class - Nigerians tackle him by Pineapp: 10:55pm On Jun 20, 2015
First or last class,same destination..
Culture"Kill The Imbaise Man Before The Snake",are They So Wicked? by Pineapp(op): 10:00pm On Jun 20, 2015
Biko come to my aid o..
Are imbaise people so wicked?
CelebritiesRe: Ruggedman 'transitions' Into Woman...and He's Stunning! (photo) by Pineapp: 3:01pm On Jun 20, 2015
Beautiful cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike- ‘why I Do Not Wear Pants” by Pineapp: 2:53pm On Jun 20, 2015
Airforce be like "if to say I know I for no drop that song o,,which kind wahala be this" grin
PoliticsRe: Military Officer Orders Man To Frog Jump For Scratching His Car - See Photos by Pineapp: 10:42am On Jun 20, 2015
Sadly..
Last week,they escorted my neighbor home rolling a tyre because he packed and obstructed their movement..
EducationRe: [b]how Students Read When They Hear Exams Are About Startn[/b] by Pineapp: 10:19am On Jun 20, 2015
Over miss.
FamilyRe: Is Mother In Law Making Moves On Him Or Does He Have A Dirty Mind? by Pineapp: 9:31am On Jun 20, 2015
It's a test! And your wife is aware of it.. Just don't fall prey...
PoliticsRe: Accept Democracy As Lifestyle, Not Government System, Buhari Tells Nigerians by Pineapp: 7:58pm On Jun 19, 2015
People from Mexico are Mexicans...
From Jericho are Jericans...
From Nigeria are West Germans..


Democracy.
CelebritiesRe: See What Hard Work Has Done For Comedian AY. by Pineapp: 7:52pm On Jun 19, 2015
grin grin Awilo bad guy
FamilyRe: Unregistered Marriage by Pineapp: 5:55pm On Jun 19, 2015
[quote author=infinity75 post=34934116][/quote]All stories are long,summary makes it shorter..
FamilyRe: Unregistered Marriage by Pineapp: 5:42pm On Jun 19, 2015
infinity75:
pls,ur advice will be highly appreciated. Am a young mother of two children. My marriage have not been made official cos am d second wife of my husband though all d family members frm my side and his are aware.am troubled cos i still bear my father's name. How can i register my marriage cos my husband is legally married to his first wife?
Wrong!!
You are married to his dickk,so you might want to change your surname to "Dickson".
FamilyRe: Unregistered Marriage by Pineapp:
Mrs. Infinity Dickson grin
FamilyRe: Young Girl Kills Mother After Telling Her To Cook by Pineapp: 5:25pm On Jun 19, 2015
Rebranded punishment coming from above.
PoliticsRe: Man, 31, Stabs Wife To Death Over Infidelity by Pineapp: 5:19pm On Jun 19, 2015
Negative effect of hot temper...
RomanceRe: Must See: Would You Tell Her? by Pineapp: 5:16pm On Jun 19, 2015
elantraceey:
Nope you are the crazy one, sometimes accidents happens and probably it got torn without her knowing .
Got torn and shez not feeling the breeze even without pants??
RomanceRe: Must See: Would You Tell Her? by Pineapp: 5:12pm On Jun 19, 2015
Bag of shittt on display.

Don't be surprised that she's using the latest infinix hot..
RomanceRe: Intresting Tweets From A Nigerian Lady On Responsibility by Pineapp: 3:17pm On Jun 19, 2015
Personal headache 101.
CelebritiesRe: See The Naija Heavily Endowed Girl Says She Has The Biggest Bu"tt In The Country by Pineapp: 2:36pm On Jun 19, 2015
JoeCutie:
Chai! Odinaks oohhhhh! cheesy I ga egbu mmadu. grin

Ehee, nne replyianu mail gi na -_-
grin
Jokes EtcRe: What Is This Guy Looking At? (pic) by Pineapp: 1:34pm On Jun 19, 2015
The solution to his problem lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: See The Naija Heavily Endowed Girl Says She Has The Biggest Bu"tt In The Country by Pineapp: 1:27pm On Jun 19, 2015
JoeCutie:
And what's that thing staring at me right in between her legs? Does she have a Diick or is that her... Wait! Wait! Wait! Oh My... shocked shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy embarassed embarassed embarassed
Unshaved to..to hair which I'm sure she wants to use for dread....
Let her keep arguing about having the biggest nyash,it's all she's got to show...
FamilyRe: Wife Cheats With Brother-in-law, Paid Assassin $50 To Kill Husband To Continue by Pineapp: 12:16pm On Jun 19, 2015
This can only happen in Zimbabwe.... Lots of ewu's there.
CelebritiesRe: UNILAG Student Paints A Portrait Of Patoranking In 4mins by Pineapp: 12:13pm On Jun 19, 2015
Talent pays cool
Christianity EtcRe: Rapture Is Curently Goin On In My Area..(pixs) by Pineapp: 12:11pm On Jun 19, 2015
Childish and immature of you.
Grow up,I'll be waiting.
FamilyRe: ....... by Pineapp: 12:04pm On Jun 19, 2015
Is it that he's irresponsible or his money yaff finish?

What makes you think the grass would be greener on the other side?
CultureRe: Nairalander Please How Does This Transformation Take Place? by Pineapp: 9:43am On Jun 19, 2015
That's what makes us Nigerians .
Even me, the way I dream of Mexico these days,I might one day wake up speaking Spanish grin
RomanceRe: . by Pineapp: 6:57pm On Jun 18, 2015
She realised that she is a "sex fiancee".
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Caitlyn Jenner’s Beautiful Malibu Home (see Photos) by Pineapp: 6:00pm On Jun 18, 2015
Fine house.
FamilyRe: Why Some Men Don't Cheat by Pineapp: 10:45am On Jun 18, 2015
Move with men of nobility and integrity and you will learn that you are what you attract.

The people who say "all men cheat", know the category of people they move with..

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