₦airaland Forum

uuzba:
Influential figure's daughter will be in a car, not trekking on the road. She would send her driver or bousegirl and that's the one that will be arrested for crossing thr road.

You deviated

Imagine it's the daughter of an influential figure...free her or fine her

Lmao

Ekiti only $10k

I will apply for one soon just for laughs

Even before reading, I knew Tomopolo will never go there himself

They should ban it...no mention me oo

Always on

I don't get why most Nigerian male celebrities think it's cool to snap with cigars or weed

Sleekfingers:
You got it.

But the message came out at the wrong time.

Yes oo.. it was an act of desperation, because he knows bigger clubs will make love for the guy, so it's an indirect blackmail

Man wan retain his club's goalkeeper by all means..

The problem with this country is that the food will be released to cronies to be stockpiled and sold at exorbitant rate later

What kind of demon do we have these days

Sad

Lol

How are the poor paying for executive recklessness, I wouldn't have a problem if we are enjoying the dividends of all these taxation but now it seems Nigerian masses are contributing money for the elites to maintain their life style .

Mehn, there is no hope for naira

Davido too childish

S. Korea seems to have borrowed a leaf from N. Korea over the recent ban... What is freedom when a group of politicians can decide what you eat and what not, then take your tax to pay people to lock you up for going contrary to thiee wish

It's an insult to say Dangote is worth 10billion dollars.... Dangote group annual overhead is more than $5B

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I hereby declare a total war against name checkers on Nairaland.

Anyone who draws attention to the tribe of a criminal on a thread about a crime will be banned. This applies regardless of whether they do it overtly or covertly. Every offender will collect a ban because this is regarded as a tribal insult.

The minimum ban period is 14 days. If you have offended multiple times, it's 30 days. If you keep offending, you may be permanently banned.

- Seun Osewa.

PS: I've just made a communication breakthrough with the moderators on this issue. I expect results.

Hope for better nairaland

Good

As a married man, it shows you're mature. Please do whatever is possible to lower your sugar intake

verygoodbadboi:
How far

He refunded me yesterday

I wouldn't pay and if you have a problem with that ask yourself what if the roles were reversed... A family is one, it will feel somehow if I have to pay for food I ate in my wife's restaurant... I can occasionally send her money as support but asking for my bill after eating is different....

MS247:



Let's get some facts clear

1: Your brother owes you nothing , you owe your brother cost of rent and accomodation

2: Your Parents owe you education, shelter and welfare until you are 18, or 21 when you are legally adult

3: If you want your brother to feed you after providing you accomodations, you humbly go to him and plead...

My dear brother, kindly assist me with feeding pending the time I get something doing fetching money and I can contribute to our welfare,

4: whenever you get any Money, try and refill your brothers cooking gas, buy some spaghetti or noddles, or Golden penny Semo, Vegetables Oil and present it to your brother




Now I want you to surprise your brother this Weekend for Saturday morning

Buy

Ugwu #50,
Okro #100
Okporoko #150
Ponmo #200
Ogbono #50
Cray Fish #100
Dry pepper #100
Onions #100
Locust bean #50
Buy Garri #200 or Fufu

That is roughly 1000 Naira

Cook Eba and Okro soup for your brother tomorrow morning and serve him

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Where the 1k go come from? Heaven?

sherylbaky:
That's different from commanding 'em. If he choose to, so be it

You are right

Will Oluwo remain on his seat when a Tinubu as president enters any gathering?

Men this people are prepared to relegate LP to oblivion

buygala:
Whether they drive is one thing.. Whether it's safe allowing them to drive is another...

Never heard not read about any of them being involved in an accident... It's usually drunk able bodied youths wrecking cars

buygala:
None.... Make she no go cripple or even kill other people

She can get the car and get someone to drive her around..

If she can't use any of her legs, how does she intend to use just two hands to operate the accelerator, brake, steering, gear selector, turn signals, etc?...

If one of her legs was functional, preferably the right one, she won't have much of a problem driving conventional auto-gear vehicles..

But in this instance, kindly tell your aunty it's a matter of urgent national security that she never drives a vehicle....

People that have two legs amputated do drive

Nackzy:
If you're still in town Come let me show you around Jos

I now understand why your username is knacksy